So you figure why just you take a walk, you know save some energy, calm down a bit, possibly find a bush to go meditate in. As you are walking you notice that there are no ponies around... ok... you keep walk till somehow you end up in a alleyway somehow. You decide to sit in the alleyway for no good reason. You go to rest your head on a wall but... you fall through the wall. OK its now a illusion wall. You take a look around and notice it looks like a safe house, with your normal supplies such as: Water, Food... climbing gear? There are also some nice beds to that you would fit in. But something else catches your eye.

Stop running and think you need a damn safe house! Besides you can't outrun them forever and you need to sleep! You need to infiltrate a home most specifically heading toward the dark alley way behind you with the idea that walking the pony filled streets will only get you caught. After walking for a bit you find a box only to find the mother load of hiding places a hole leading to the towns sewers.

After reaching a good distance from that place you decide to take a small stop, you look around to make sure nobody is there, after quickly thanking the greek gods your inner soldier kicks in, you grind your teeth and go forward, you walk down your path turning with determination whenever your heart told you it was right, a left, a right, another right, another house NO you didn't stop, you didn't even slow down, you walk right into a corner and as you were a step away you see it! An amazing box with your name on it, as you open it you find a nice looking suit.... well... at least you will look cool in it.

Okay, you've been running for too damn long. As you run back through the streets of the town you notice several dark alleys. You figure ducking into one of them and collecting yourself would be the best idea for now. There don't appear to be that many ponies out today but even still, with your appearance its only a matter of time before someone notices you.

You look around and notice an alleyway with several large boxes stacked up between two of the buildings (they just look like regular buildings, none you recognize). If only you could get over them.

Well if you're trying to escape you're gonna have to at one time perform parkour, ray would be disappointed if you didn't.

You skid yourself to a half right as you reach them, then turn and run towards them. You don't stop, you won't stop. Suddenly! Your inner Solid Snake and Alex Louise Armstrong return and you vault over the boxes (turns out they weren't that high) like an Olympic athlete (you really just look like a regular guy who jumped over some boxes, but you feel like an Olympic athlete right now. God you feel badass) and duck behind them.

You press yourself back against the boxes and wait a few moments to see if you're clear. When all you get is silence, you finally relax and slouch down against the boxes. Luckily, the two boxes you jumped over are large enough to hide you as long as you stay seated. You take a moment to catch your breath and thank the Greek Gods for helping you out back there. You seriously didn't think that would work out, not with your luck anyway. After that's done, you start to think about what to do. You can't just run randomly throughout town like this. You need a plan.

Step One: Grab a pony.
Step Two: Put him/her on your head.
Step Three: Claim you have a hostage and you'll let him/her go if you get a ride as far away from Ponyville as possible.
Step Four: LEAVE!!!!

As you run, you find a train getting ready for departure. Seeing the way out of this crazy town, you channel your Inner Flash and run towards the train as it moves, and barely manage to get on as it goes full steam ahead!
"Try and get me now, you fing crazy ponies!"

Okay, that is an idea, but you don't really think you can pull it off. Not cause you're not stronger than these ponies oh no, but because these ponies have shown themselves to be batshit insane. If you try that there's no telling whether one will try and take you down on the stop.

Besides, you're not entirely sure you want to leave this town. If you do you might loose all hope of ever returning home.

Run for the reflecting pool and make the most badass clone army, that even the emperor would be jealous of

You have no idea what the reflecting pool even is (plus it was blocked off by a rock so there's no way you can find it) so that isn't an option. Even if you did know what it was, you're not entirely sure that would be a good idea.

Wait a fucking second.... didn't that pony just drive through that wall with a motorcycle? You get your ass back there and steal that nigga's bike. It may be immoral but its either that or run through the street filled with potential rapists

That is an idea, but you're not going back there, not under any circumstances. Plus, that bike looked a little too small for you.

channel your inner Daryl Dixon you now feel like the greatest redneck ever an survie... you will survie you will not be defeated by pony's you now to the wood were you will be safe.

Summon your inner Aleksandr Pistoletov and do the dongcopter.

Unfortunately, you can only channel two inner fictional characters at any given time, and currently you're channeling both Solid Snake and Alex Louis Armstrong as your inner fictional characters and you can't have a third.

You can however, switch one of those up for either Daryl Dixon or Aleksandr Pistoletov at any point when you're not in active mode (running, working, fighting, anything that requires you to actually do some physical action on your part) and in passive mode instead (when you finally get a moment to relax and not do anything).

Basically what this means is that you can switch out any fictional characters when you're not in combat, running, or in the middle or something.

You suppose you could switch one of them out now, but you're not sure if you really want to just yet. You'll keep that in mind though for later. Plus, you definitely don't want to give up your inner Solid Snake, you still kind of need him at the moment. Especially for when that hind helicopter returns.

Run towards the forest near sweet apple acers...
Or maybe not if all those crazy ponies are there.

That is an idea, Applejack and Big Macintosh might be able to help you out (hopefully), but more than likely Twilight probably already knows you're over there by now, so for now you wanna stay away from that place, at least for the time being.

Run to Lyra and Bon Bon's house. If they aren't there, run to the hospital. Once you find them, have them press charges against Twilight and Applejack for 'Breaking and Entering,' 'Vandalism,' and 'Assault with a Deadly Weapon (Katana).' Even if you aren't protected under Pony law, surely you will be protected as a witness.
Once Twilight is in prison, you have about half a day to start running from Ponyville before Princess Celery bails Twilight out.
You aren't very fast, so you must ride Lyra off into the sunset.

Freedom! Freedom at last! Now is the time to do something you've been putting off for far too long: FIND LYRA AND BON-BON! However, since you have no idea how to navigate this crazy pony town, you stand still for a moment, contemplating which way to go. Suddenly, you hear a surprised voice with a rather thick English accent say "well I'll be." You turn around to see a brown stallion with a picture of an hourglass on his flank wearing a tie. He has a rather mischievous glint in his eyes.
...Uh oh.

You look around. hey... wait a minute... your back where you started. Well, while your here you should at least check it lyra, bon bon, and rarity are alright. Though be careful around rarity... she did save you, but we don't want her to almost rape you like last time.

Since you are back in town, it may be a good idea to seek out Lyra and Bon Bon for help and protection. You may also want to consider recruiting Applejack and Big Mac since you believe they aren't interested in bringing you to Twilight. You don't really have a lot of options at this point.

Suddenly, your mind drifts back to Lyra and Bon Bon, you've been worrying about them this whole time. Though, as that though pops into your head, you suddenly realize something.

You peek back up over the boxes to see where you are real quick. You've seen this area before, you've been through here when Twilight was chasing you the first time. For the first time in a while you actually know where you are.

You decide right there to head back to Lyra and Bon Bon's place, you should know how to get to it from here. You've been meaning to see if they're okay for quite a while now, and plus they might be able to help you. Hell, aside from Applejack and Big Macintosh who put you into forced labor (though with a good reason you might add) they are the really the only ponies that helped you out at all since you got here.

You look over to the left, you don't see any ponies. Then to the right, you don't see any ponies there either. Then you look back to the left just to be safe, still no ponies.

With the coast clear, you jump back over the boxes and begin to make your way through the town again, this time with a destination in mind.

It doesn't take you long at all to make your way back to Lyra and Bon Bon's house. You remembered the way well enough. Plus, you inner Solid Snake helped out with sneaking through town, you weren't spotted by any ponies. Not that you are aware of at least, and best of all, you haven't seen Twilight yet.

You're directly across the street from Lyra's house in the same alley you were before. Shame that box isn't here anymore, you could have used it to sneak over. You check the street and don't see any ponies. With the coast clear, you dash across the street to Lyra's front door.

Once you're there, you throw open the front door (knowing it would be unlocked) and throw yourself inside. Yeah that's kind of rude, but you figure Lyra and Bon Bon would understand, especially since they know what you're going through.

You throw yourself inside, then slam the door behind you and lock it. You don't want any ponies following you in here.

"Lyra, Bon Bon!" You call out, you don't receive an answer. "Lyra!" you call out again as you walk into the house. Silence remains. "Bon Bon..." Still no answer.

You look around most of the house, but don't find them anywhere. You figure they must be out, you're not sure why, but you're sure there's a good reason. Hell, they must have jobs of some kind to live in a house as nice as this. You also notice that most of the damages that were made by Twilight and Applejack have been fixed, miraculously enough.

After your failed attempt to search the house, you remember Lyra's basement (the one you first did the dinosaur in) and head down there. You should be able to hide there at least for a while.

You throw open the door to the basement and head down. You don't notice anything out of the ordinary at first, but eventually, something catches your eye, a loose floorboard that's sticking up a little.

You let your curiosity get the better of you, and you walk over and remove the floorboard from where it is. Underneath, you find something that looks like its wrapped in paper.

Ask if anypony has a compass. Acquire compass. GO. THE. BUCK. NORTH.

We knew you'd come back here, and I knew you'd find this place. Only something with hands would have been able to move this floorboard as easily as you could. Bon Bon thinks that's not true, but what does she know about humans eh :D. Anyway, we just want to let you know that we are perfectly fine, don't worry about us.
We're actually working on a plan right now to get you out of this mess. I know right. Awesome isn't it.
Anyway, before we can go ahead with this plan we need to get you somewhere safe. Since we likely won't be here when you come back, and since Twilight will probably know by this time that we tried to help you, we need you to move somewhere else. Somewhere safe.
Bon Bon thinks this might be a long shot, but we need you to make your way towards the forest to the southeast. Since you probably don't know which direction southeast is, don't worry, that's why we gave you the compass. Once you get to the forest, don't worry, we'll take it from there. For now, just get there, and try to avoid being seen if you can.

P.S. There's more where that came from if you make it. If you know what I mean. :D"

You almost feel your heart swell with joy as you read that. They're okay. They're really okay. Not only that, but they have a plan. A plan to get you out of here. You day just instantly got a whole lot better.

So, to the southeast it is then. You put the compass and the note in your pocket and head back upstairs. You're not about to stay here. You strangely enough have an instinct to go north, but you ignore it for now. If Lyra and Bon Bon have a plan you might as well follow it. You don't have any better ideas at the moment.

Run towards the forest and hope the Greek gods give you a break

Headi in the same general direction you see the least amount of buildings. Gotta get out of the town sometime, right?
So, head in whatever direction (NOT north because you have NO BUCKING IDEA where north or any other direction is!)
while evading any rapists, hind helicopters, ghosts, basements in which to dinosaur, ponies in general, etc.
Eventually find yourself on the edge of a seemingly pony rapis-free forest...

Begin to make your way through the town towards a looming forest in the distance. On your way, pray to the Greek Gods, expose Solid Snake in his cardboard box again and narrowly avoid being kidnapped by Twilight!

Keep running until you find a forest, when finding said forest, go in it and if you come across any ponies that are not Bon Bon or Lyra, GET THE F AWAY FROM THEM!

Run down the street at a speed which would put Sonic the Hedgehog to shame

You run outside of the house into the alleyway on the other side of the street again. Once there, you take out the compass and determine which way southeast is. Once you have it, you quickly pray to the greek gods again for luck, then leave the alleyway and start running again.

You run through the town as quickly as you can. You don't quite put Sonic the Hedgehog to shame, but you do make good time. You also make sure to keep yourself hidden. Your inner Solid Snake is really helping you here, and hardly any ponies see you as you dart between the alleyways and corners at lightning quick speeds.

Oddly enough, you don't see any sight of Snake or the hind helicopter on your way to the edge of town, but you don't give it any mind for now. They're not important, not now anyway. You also don't find any cardboard boxes either, strangely enough.

After about thirty minutes or so of sneaking through town, you're finally find yourself on the path to the forest. Without hesitation you run down the pathway towards it. Nothing is gonna stop you now.

"as you enter the forest, a giant bear appears, and it is NOT happy. You then faint like a true man. You then awake in a room on a couch not tied up with a yellow Pegasus sitting in a chair across from you."

Nothing of course, except a giant bear that leaps out of nowhere and roars at you. Clearly, it is NOT happy.

Whatever happened next, you're not sure, as everything suddenly went black, but you are definitely sure that YOU DID NOT faint. No sir, you are a bawller boss, and bawller bosses do not faint. No, you definitely did not faint.

As you come to though, you find yourself laying on the couch in another house somewhere. Thankfully, you do not appear to be tied up this time. As your eyes begin to clear, you notice a butter yellow pegasus with a long, pink mane sitting in a chair across from you at a coffee table sipping a cup of tea.

-Meanwhile back at Sugarcube Corner-

The sounds of slurping filled the air in one of the rooms on the second floor of the bakery.

"MMMmmmm.... Oh yeah," Braeburn said, the expression on his face one of absolute bliss.

"Oh yeah... These are some mighty fine cupcakes Pinkie Pie," Braeburn said as he finished chewing on the cupcake he was eating.

"I know right," Pinkie Pie said as she finished sucking the frosting off of the tops of one of them. Why she was doing that, Braeburn had no idea, but since it was Pinkie Pie was involved, he figured it would be better if he didn't ask questions. "I've been working on this new recipe for the longest time and I finally got it juuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssssstttttttt right." As she finished that sentence she took grabbed another cupcake and began to suck the frosting off the top of it again. "*Slurp slurp... I'm glad you like them," she said with a cheerful smile after she finished with that cupcake.

"Oh, hi commenters. Since you're here, remember to if you haven't already, be sure to respond to Razor's most recent blog post here and help him..."

"*giggle. Why wouldn't I silly. I like making ponies, and people too now that I think about but really..."

"What, oh right. I like making ponies and people happy, and your videos make people happy, so if I thought that if I help you with your video then you'll be able to make people happy and then I'll make enough people happy to fill the whole world with laughter. And then I'll fill it with cupcakes and banana bread."

Right.... Anyway, yeah click on the link to my blog post that Pinkie here just provided you with. I need material for a new video I'm planning on making for my dramatic reading channel and yeah, I need your help to come up with it. As far as exactly what I'm looking for, you'll see what it is when you get there. All help is appreciated.

Yeah, anyway, check out the blog and I'll see you next chapter, where hopefully the fourth wall will be secured.

"Bye commenters! *waves hoof* Have fun with Fluttershy! Give her some good ones!!!"

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Wake up. See This. What do? (Comment driven story)

by RazortheAwesome

To the Forest