Wake up. See This. What do? (Comment driven story)

by RazortheAwesome


Tea Time with Fluttershy

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Ah there we go, we're back online.

"*giggles. See I told you it would work silly."

Yeah, you did. Thanks again Pinkie Pie, you really helped out a lot here.

"Oh its no worry. You know worry is a funny word but its not something I like to do but I really..."

Yeah, yeah, I get it, but thanks anyway Pinkie Pie.

"*giggles. You're welcome, Razor bazer."

You know, you know surprisingly a lot about the fourth wall you know that.

"Well of course. I mean after all I spend so much time breaking it it's only natural that I know how to fix it too."

Yeah I guess that does make sense.

"And cover it with chocolate."

How in all hell and Tartarus do you cover the fourth wall with chocolate?

"I have my ways."

.... You know what I'm not even gonna ask.

"It's okay. A lot of ponies don't understand these things. I guess that's just what makes me unique."

That, and your seemingly infinite boundless energy and the ability to defy the laws of physics.

"*giggles. Yeah, and those too."

Right... Well I suppose I better get the chapter started. Thanks again for your help Pinkie.

"Oh its no worry, really... *giggle* worry, *giggle* again."

Right, anyway, I'm sure Braeburn's waiting for you. So you...

"Oh right, he is! Bye Razor, oh but before I go, here have a cupcake."

Where did you even...

"I baked them before I came over here."

When did you get the time to... you know what nevermind.

"Bye Razor!" *zips off to nowhere...

Right... anyway, sorry for the inconvenience ladies and gentlemen, but everything has been fixed and things are back to the way they were before (hopefully). Back to our regularly scheduled program.

Before continuing check whether you have diabetes cause I have the feeling we soon will get it.

As you sit back up on the couch you feel the strange need to check to see if you have diabetes. Though you're pretty certain you don't. You didn't have diabetes when you came here and the only thing's you've eaten since you've been here have been Lyra's pistachios, that salad that Rarity made you, and some of Applejack's apples. All of which were very delicious, but yeah you don't think you've gotten diabetes from those.

Also you're not entirely sure how you would go about checking for diabetes anyway, as you lack the proper medical equipment to do so.

Instead you sit back up on the couch and look around the house to get your bearings.

Make sure you still have your compass. Having a sense of direction gives you a source of power. It's a minor one, but still a source of power you lacked before.

Thinking that you may have lost your compass, you check your pockets without drawing to much attention to yourself. Surely enough, its still there. No one's taken it, so you don't have to worry about that.

So, being in a passive situation, you decide to switch your inner Alex Louise Armstrong for your inner Vash the Stampede. Upon doing so you realize just how adorable this Pegasus is. You then proceed to hug her like a teddy bear.

Call up your inner Mr. Popo to and use his dark powers to scare her away.

Exchange your inner Solid snake for Daryl Dixon, he will be more useful at the moment.

Great... another pony who will try to rape you...
1) Swich to your inner vaas, look her in the eye and say: "did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?"
2) Once she gets confused FUCKING RUN!

As you look around the house, you feel the need to switch out on of your inner fictional characters to get a better sense of what is going on. Unfortunately, switching out fictional characters requires multiple votes for the same person. Since switching out characters will change the way you interact with the world, it cannot just be one person's suggestion, multiple people have to agree on not only the same person, but which inner fictional character to switch it out for.

"You can also upvote the comments that say to switch out character's, that's also like agreeing."

PINKIE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THIS CHAPTER???!!!

"Oh, *giggles sorry," *bounces away

*sigh... ANYWAY.....

You need to assess the situation, so you change your inner Alex to Sherlock Holmes. You can practically hear his English monolouge in your head- we appear to be within the home of another pony, but this is different. All unintentional encounters have involved you being pinned down or restrined, but you have full control of your limbs. The subject at hand appears to be timid; evidented by being half hidden behind her mane, and the way she holds herself, but friendly, as she wears a smile holding no sexuall intentions. She obviously saved you by an act of friendship or compassion, as you have woken up on a couch and not a bed; secondly this shows she either lives alone, or on a small income to not afford a guest bed. She doesnt appear to be strong, physically, so you can't be far away from where you passed out; a hermit perhaps? but she saved you from a bear that you fainted infront of; possible consideration of magic that exists in this world.

Course of action- introduce self and explain current situation.

Step 1: Switch out Louis Armstrong for Sherlock Holmes and analyze the setting.
Step 2: be polite.
Step 3: be freindly.
Step 4: Be sure to have a backup plan in case things get "rough" but otherwise thank her for saving you from the bear
Step 5: HUG HER NOW!!!

P.S. THANK YOU RAZOR FINALLY YEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!:pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

crazy fit of joy aside... thanks:yay:

As you look around the room you decide that the first thing you need to do is assess the situation you're in now. So, to accomplish that, you switch out your inner Alex Louis Armstrong (he didn't really help you much anyway) and replace him with Sherlock Holmes from Sherlock. As you do, you can practically hear his English monologue in your head.

"Okay..." you think to yourself in a slightly more British sounding voice. You're obviously in the home of another pony, that much is obvious, but this is different. All other unintentional encounters with these creatures have involved you either being pinned down, restrained, or both, but now you have full control of your limbs, hell you're sitting up on a couch with all of your clothes and possessions still on you.

You then look at the butter yellow pony in question. At first glance she appears to be very timid, as evidenced by her face being half hidden by her rather long mane as well as the way she holds herself. While she does appear to be friendly, as the smile she has on her face doesn't appear to have any sexual intentions behind it, at least not at the moment.

Its obvious enough that she's the one who saved you after everything blacked out (you most certainly did not faint), more than likely out of an act of compassion or friendship. That comes as a relief to you since the only other ponies who've shown you those things have been Lyra and Bon Bon. Also, since you woke up on a couch and not a bed, you can surmise that she more than likely lives alone, or at the very least has a small income and cannot afford a guest bed. Probably both. She also doesn't appear to be that physically strong, hell Applejack is roughly the same size as her and you can clearly tell she's strong as all hell, but not this pony. From that, you can guess that you're probably not that far from where you most certainly did not faint. Then again, she did save you from that bear, so you can't rule out the possibility that she might be stronger than she looks.

You're also able to surmise that she more than likely doesn't have any ulterior motives or intentions for you like Rarity did. If she did, then the perfect change would have been while you were unconscious, and clearly you're still here with all your possessions still on you. So, more than likely she just saved you out of an act of kindness and brought you back here out of that same act of kindness. She does look like the type of pony who would be that kind.

With all that in mind, you decide your next course of action.

"Hi," you say to the yellow pony, which you also notice is a pegasus like Rainbow Dash. Her long mane hid her wings from view a little bit before, but now that you're sitting up you can see them.

"Umm... umm.... Hi," she responds in what is quite possibly the quietest voice you've ever heard. She's barely even looking at you as she says it.

Well you have nothing better to do so go ask if you can have some tea in the peace with the Pegasus.
And hope to god she isn't insane in the membrane. And remember never ask for a staring contest with her.

Ask her for some (manly) tea.
And hope to the Greek gods she's like Lyra and Bon Bon

Say with your best mug face "How rude, you could of made me a cup of tea"

ask politely for a cup of tea and pray to Athena that she doesn't want to rape you!!!!!

Also, make sure that their isn't a grue under your seat, they love dark places

Say "ohai" and request a cup of tea. You may be a bawller baus, but after your efforts to preserve your baus status in the face of numerous horny ponies, gigantic forest monsters, and Solid fucking Snake, you're really quite parched.

1. well as long as we are here could you pour me a cup of that earl grey.

2.i came across a certain prismatically proficient pony earlier who said i smelled, and i quote "oh..." could you please define "oh..." if it's not to much to ask.

Ask for some tea. *tea acquired* Tea restores 50 HP and allows the channeling of one additional character for 30 minutes.

1. Awkwardly say hello.
2. Ask for tea and sugar.

You see the cup of tea she's drinking and can't help but feel as if you want some for yourself. Maybe your inner Sherlock is affecting you more than you thought. Not that you are complaining of course. Still, you can't help but realize now just how parched you are from all the running you've been doing. Hell, even bawller bosses still need a break every now and then. You're about to open your mouth to ask for some, but before you can, the yellow pony beats you to the punch.

"Um... would you like some tea?" she asks you. Its only then that you notice that there's another cup on the table, presumably for you. She apparently thought ahead.

"Sure, I'd love some," you respond in the most polite manner you possibly can. You're starting to think that you were very right about this pegasus being timid. So with that in mind, you don't want to upset her.

You get up from the couch and make your way over to the table while silently praying to Athena and the other Greek gods that she's like Lyra and Bon Bon and not like Twilight. You don't let her catch on that you're doing this though.

A pissed off white Bunny slaps you in the face and starts tapping his foot. You feel emasculated because that really hurt, he packs a punch for a Rabbit. Bring your hand up to pimp slap him across the room to gain your cred back but get stopped by Fluttershy who scolds the bunny and apologizes to you profusely.

Right as you are about to sit down though, a white bunny suddenly jumps up right out of nowhere and slaps you across the face. Granted it's a bunny paw so it doesn't hurt at all, but its the principle of the thing that gets to you. You look down and notice on the floor next to the chair you were going to sit in is the white bunny, and he does not look happy.

He looks up at you angrily and starts tapping his foot. It's at this point that you really can't take it anymore. Sentient ponies, you can deal with that, at least they are intelligent and capable of speech, but bunnies, that is just something you ARE NOT gonna take. No sir, not at all.

You bring up your hand to pimp slap the hell out of this little bunny and preferably knock him clean across the room into the wall.

"ANGEL!" The yellow pony suddenly says to the rabbit, catching you off guard somewhat and stopping you. You almost didn't expect that from her. "That is NOT how we treat guests in this house mister!" she says to the little bunny in a scolding tone. "Now go to your room and think about what you've done!" You notice the bunny look up at the yellow pegasus with a similar look to the one he gave you. The two of them look into each others eyes for several seconds in what you can only assume is a battle of wills.

Then, something happens that well, kind of freaks you out. Suddenly, you notice the bunny's eyes glaze over a bit and he gets dizzy. Then he shakes his head free of the confusion, then hops away from the table and towards the other end of the room. You follow him with your eyes for a moment before he disappears up some stairs.

"I'm so sorry!" The yellow pegasus says to you. "I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm really so sorry..." she goes on like this for a while. Despite the fact that she is apologizing to you profusely, you consider praying to Athena and the other Greek gods again to help you. Seriously, what the hell did she just do to that bunny? You're kind of afraid to ask. "I'm really really really really sorry."

"It's all right," you say as you sit down at the table. She hasn't tried anything with you yet, so you figure your best bet right now is just to play it cool and be polite for as long as you can. Still, in your head you start to form a backup plan to get the hell out of here if the need arises. "It's not your fault." you add as you take a seat.

With that, she stops and just stares at you for a moment before the smile she was wearing before returns and she lets out a sigh. That done, she grabs the teapot with her mouth and pours you a cup of tea.

ok so yellow one who hasn't tied you down yet, thats good
be on your toes
for you ever know what they might pull(rarity as an example)

Once she's done you politely take a sip of the tea, all the while still keeping on your toes. After all, Rarity was nice before she went nuts with you. Still, from your Sherlock deduction earlier, this one doesn't seem like the type of pony that would do that sort of thing. God, where was this when you were at Rarity's, it would have helped you get out of that jam back then.

The tea kind of tastes like Earl Grey, though not exactly the same, different world and all.

"Do you have any sugar?" you ask her.

"Oh, yes, right here," the yellow pegasus says as she picks up a small dish with her teeth and hands it over to you. You feel like of awkward taking something out of a pony's mouth, but you be polite and take it anyway. You then take a few spoonfuls of sugar and drop them into the tea.

"My name's Fluttershy," she says to you as you stir your tea. You laugh inside your head a bit at that name, seems kind of fitting for her. Still, you don't let that laughter become vocalized. You're being polite after all. You politely introduce yourself after she does.

Ask WTF was that bear thing, and why it didn't eat you. Then relize it must have been the fact that you are so baller boss that there is no way he COULD have eaten you, and berate yourself for not thinking of it earlier. Thank her profusely for not raping you. Remain suspicious that she might, however. It started out well with Rarity too...

Thank her for saving you from the bear.

Say: "Oh hi there! Your a cute one! Would you have any idea why a Bear attacked me?"

"Thanks for saving me from that bear," you say to her after you give her your name. "Do you have any idea why he was trying to eat me?" You only realize after those words leave your mouth how stupid of a question that was. Of course the bear couldn't have eaten you. You are a bawller boss, there's no way that the bear COULD have eaten you. You mentally berate yourself for not thinking of that earlier.

"You mean Harry?" Fluttershy replies. "He wasn't trying to eat you."

"He wasn't?" you reply, somewhat confused. If he wasn't trying to eat you, then why the hell did he roar at you in the first place? On the other hand, you mentally pat yourself on the back for being right about the bear not being able to eat you.

"He was only practicing his roar when you showed up. I'm really sorry if he scared you. Harry's really a nice bear. He told me to tell you sorry for making you faint." You pretend not the hear the last part. You absolutely did not faint.

"Okay..." is all you say in response. You would press the issue further, but something tells you (probably your inner Sherlock) that you're not gonna get a better response, so you just leave it at that.

The two of you sit there in silence for several minutes and drink your tea. You have to admit, its pretty good. You're not usually a tea drinker but yeah, you really like this stuff. Fluttershy doesn't talk to you much. You guess that her name is more than just a clever pun to her.

Suddenly, something important dawns on you, and you look at Fluttershy with concern, Fluttershy sees this and kind of start's to get worried.

You then steel yourself and channel your inner Solid Snake and Alex Louis Armstrong and calmly ask her: "Hello? Um why am I here and by chance are you friends with a purple unicorn by the name of Twilight Sparkle?"

Ask Fluttershy if she knows Twilight, and she will say yes. Now there is a predicament, she did save you from a bear, but like almost every other one of the ponies you have met and almost every friend of twilight has tried to rape you. So don't run away screaming like a little girl, at least not yet, but do not, under any circumstances, EAT ANYTHING OR SLEEP! If she mentions that she wants to rape you, then run away screaming like a little girl.

"By any chance..." you begin to say to her. "Do you know a purple unicorn by the name of Twilight Sparkle?"

"Twilight?" she responds with some confusion in your voice. "Yes, yes I know her, why?"

Say in the most calm and reasonable voice ever....

"DON'T YOU F-bleep-ING DARE RAPE ME!!"

Suddenly, your paranoia sets in. You jump up from the table and back away from her.

"DON'T YOU F***ING DARE RAPE ME!!!" you scream at her.

"Rape you!?" she responds, now with genuine worry.

"Stay back!" you say to her as you back up away from the coffee table, but end up hitting a wall.

"I'm not going to.... I would never.... why would you ever...?" she says to you with what you can tell is genuine confusion. You also see that her face is a red as one of Applejack's apples.

Suddenly another realization takes hold, Rainbow Dash had no idea what Twilight was trying to do to you, neither did Rarity at first. So really, it makes sense that she wouldn't know as well. After all, you did figure out earlier that if she did want to do something to you, she would have done it already while you were unconscious. Besides, it stands to reason that Twilight wouldn't have told ALL of her friends what she was doing.

You slump down against the wall and slide down to your knees. You bury your head in your hands out of pure embarrassment.

"I'm sorry," you say to her. I'm really sorry, its just..." you look up to see that she's not right in front of you, a look of genuine concern is on her face. Seeing that, you sigh and say "Look, its like this..." You then proceed to tell her everything that happened up to this point. What Twilight tried to do to you, how she beat up Lyra and Bon Bon, the incident with Rarity, and even working on Applejack's farm.

"Oh... my..." Fluttershy says to you as she takes that all in.

"So yeah, I'm sorry," you say to her again. "I just..."

"It's okay..." Fluttershy says to you as she walks up and puts a hoof on your hand. "You were scared. So its only natural that you would think like that. Lots of ponies don't act like themselves when they're scared."

At those words, you look right up at Fluttershy right into her large, cyan eyes. You cannot explain it, but suddenly you feel comfortable again, like a humungous weight has been lifted off of your shoulders. It's kind of uplifting really.

So, being in a passive situation, you decide to switch your inner Alex Louise Armstrong for your inner Vash the Stampede. Upon doing so you realize just how adorable this Pegasus is. You then proceed to hug her like a teddy bear.

Hug the adorable butter yellow pegasus in as non-threatening way as you can possibly imagine. Possibly start by saying, "Can I hug you?"

As a matter of fact your favorite color is yellow. I think you feel a sudden urge for a hug from what you have been through. Run up and give that soft yellow pony a BIIIIIIIG hug!

The longer you stare at her, the more it dawns on you just how god damned adorable she is. Sure, the other ponies you've met were adorable in their own ways, but she beats them all by miles in terms of how adorable she is. Upon realizing this, your mind only goes to one conclusion.

"Hey..." you say to her. She just tilts her head slightly and looks at you, interested in what you have to say. "This might sound like an odd question but, can I hug you?" At that, you see Fluttershy's face light up like thermite. Her blush returns and her eyes look at everything but you for a few moments before finally settling on you again. After a few moments, her innocent smile returns to her face, though her blush remains.

"Um..... yes," she says to you.

You need no further incentive. You practically off of the wall and throw your arms around her as you tackle her to the ground. By god she is adorable.

The two of you lay there on the ground for a few moments with you squeezing her like she's a giant teddy bear. She feels tense at first, but eventually, you feel her hooves wrap around you as well as she hugs you back. You hear her take in a deep breath and let out a soft moan as she does. All you can think of right now is "BY GOD SHE IS SO DAMNED ADORABLE!!!!" as you keep hugging her. You really don't want to let go.

Eventually, you have to take your arms off of her. Even though you could theoretically stay there forever, you still have to meet up with Lyra and Bon Bon.

"You're going?" Fluttershy asks, concerned again for your well being as you head toward the door.

"Yeah," you respond. You didn't tell her where you were going or that you were meeting Lyra and Bon Bon. Since she knows Twilight, it seemed like a good idea to not let her in on that information.

"But... but... but its dark out. Its dangerous to go out after dark," she says to you.

"What are you talking about?" you reply. "Its not..." Its only then that you look out a nearby window and see that it has in fact, gotten dark since you've been here. You must have been out for longer than you thought. "Well I'll be damned." is all you can say to yourself.

"Um.... um... if you want..." Fluttershy begins to say, though she keeps tumbling over her words as she does. "You can stay with me for the night. That is, if its okay with you." she looks down at the floor again as she says that. You think about it for a moment. Granted you've had bad luck with this sort of thing previously, but this pony is different somehow. Against your better judgement, you decide to stay for the night, but first thing in the morning you are out of here.

"All right," you say to her. "But just for the night."

"Great!" Fluttershy suddenly lights up as you say those words. "I'll show you the bedroom."

"Thanks but no thanks," you say to her. Sure, staying here may be against your better judgement, but you're not about to make the same mistake twice. "Sorry, but given my previous experience with sleeping in other pony's beds, I think I'll take the couch."

"But... but..." Fluttershy begins to say again, you just stare at her intently wondering what her excuse is. "If you sleep on the couch, if Twilight comes over. She'll most surely see you." Those words hit you like a ton of bricks. You really can't argue with that logic. Against your better judgement, again, you decide to take her up on that offer.

"All right," you say as you sigh loudly.

"Great!" Fluttershy says as she grabs your arm with both her hooves and pulled you upstairs, herself flying the whole way.

Eventually, you find yourself in Fluttershy's bed. She agreed to take the couch for the night. Your clothes are folded up next to the bed. You contemplated leaving them on for the night, given what happened previously, but they were kind of incredibly dirty from working on the farm with Applejack, and her sheets looked really clean. So out of politeness you lost them.

Eventually, you find yourself drifting off to sleep. If nothing else, Fluttershy's bed is a lot more comfortable than Rarity's.

Eventually, you're not sure when, you open your eyes back up. You think you can see another lump under the covers, but you ignore it for now... then suddenly you feel it move. Your instincts take over and your eyes open wide.

Fluttershy is in the bed with you. You contemplate screaming, but then you notice something. She's fast asleep. She's sleeping on top of you with her hooves around your neck and her head buried in your chest right up against your neck. She's cuddling with you like you're a giant teddy bear. You see her mumble something in her sleep a little as she nuzzles her face into your chest a little before inching a little bit closer to you. Her grip on you tightens a little as you hear her let out another soft moan.

What do you do?