Snowflames in Time (6)
Snowflame has hung around Linkara a lot, so he knows what the sonic screwdriver looks like and a Cybermat, he should bring those up in discussion with the Doctor.
Snowflame should also ask for a cocaine button from the Doctor.
Doctor:
Don't trust Snowflame for obvious reasons, but then go "screw that" and take him on a time travel journey anyway, cause YOU ARE THE DOCTOR WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG!?
1.) Snowflame, having lived with Linkara, knows a little about the Doctor, like his Sonic Screwdrivers and the Cybermats being from his universe. He then discuses with the Doctor how he could be real in this world, as his show belongs to what seems to be an entirely different universe.
2.) Mild to short discussion begins, punctuated by eating of muffins. The topic of Cocaine is raised, and the Doctor sees how it benefits Snowflame and admits he's not certain how it would effect Ponies at all.
3.) Snowflame asks for a Cocaine button, but the Doctor says he hardly knows the fellow, and doesn't yet trust him with full access to the TARDIS. When questioned how the Doctor will trust him, said Time Lord says, "Why, by sharing proper adventures of course!"
4.) Cue Snowflame's first Doctor themed adventure, to the distant past where Equestria was still under Discord's rule, and Snowflame gets to see the Mighty Mad God at his peek...which really wasn't all that horrible. Yeah, he's majorly making things inconvenient for ponies, but no-pony is actually getting hurt, no pony is going hungry, committing crime, nor are they without safe havens like their homes. In fact, some ponies and foals LIKE how things are, and while not fanatics to Discord, they certainly regard him warmly.
5.) This puzzles the Doctor and Derpy, who've been there before, but a bit forward in time, and see this Discord as a vast, if quirky improvement. Snowflame decides to ask said god for help in his quest for Cocaine.
6.) After hearing what the substance is, and what it can do, Discord decides to make 2 items that can summon unlimited amounts of Cocaine. Snowflame gets one, rejoices, and promptly uses his to get a few hits, going "White Super Sayin" before rampaging a few seconds before passing out.
7.) Discord, seeing this, promptly eats his, activating it inside his stomach, and commenting on it tasting like yellow before his eyes become blood-shot, his demeanor far more sinister, and his powers begin to bring everything to a much darker, and more dangerous state.
8.) Horrified, Derpy and the Doctor leave with Snowflame, heading back to the present where they discuss that it was Snowflame's fault everything went wrong and the Princesses had to seal Discord. Also, given the history of Equestria, the time they were in is now a fixed point, and they cannot undo it.
9.) The Doctor tries to remove the band from Snowflame, but can't. Instead, he creates a limit on it, only allowing for a certain amount to be gained a day. He isn't sure what amount it's limited to, but hopefully not enough to cause this level of trouble again.
10.) Arriving back, Snowflame is tossed out of the TARDIS, and the two time Travelers seek out Discord. Derpy distracts him, while the Doctor makes him throw up via Sonic Screwdriver, many...many things come up, until the now infamous band shows itself. Instantly, Discord is less out of his mind, and in fact, thanks the Doctor, before going into massive, even crippling withdrawal. To the point he can't move or think, let alone summon more or gain back the band.
11.) Derpy and the Doctor look to each other, before resolving to contact Celestia, who will want to know about this.
Snowflame suddenly puts two and two and two together and exclaims, "Wait you're THE Doctor!"
"Yes, I am The Doctor." The stallion responded, not seeming phased at all by the human.
"Snowflame old friend the Fedora Wearing Comic Book Nerd, also known as Linkara, is a fan of yours."
"A fan of mine?"
"Yup, he even made that thing you use. What was it called? Oh yeah, a Mario Jackhammer!"
"Wait, are you talking about my sonic screwdriver?" The Doctor asked, pulling out said all purpose unless it's made of wood tool.
"Isn't that what Snowflame said?"
The Doctor chuckles a bit and say, "You know what I like you. Wanna go on an adventure?"
Snowflame raises his fist in the air and exclaims, "On words and off words!"
"Don't you mean onwards and upwards?" Derpy asked.
"Nope."
"Well okay then." The Doctor said now flipping some switches on the TARDIS, "Allons-y!" He shouts as it makes it's famous sound.
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When the TARDIS rematerialises it doesn't take long for Snowflame to rush outside to see when they where.
It was an old pony village. Dirt roads, basic wooden houses with hay roofs, ponies working the field.
"No offence Doctor, but this is uninteresting." Snowflame says only to have a ball of cold minty freshness fit him in the face.
Snowflame grabs whatever hit him off of his face to see that it was a scoop of mint chocolate chip ice cream. He then looks to the sky to see it raining balls of ice cream of all sorts of flavors.
The Doctor smiles and said, "Snowflame, welcome to Equestria, under Discord's rule."
"What?!" Derpy shouts, "This is a dark time in Equestria! Were everypony's lives were miserable! Why would you bring us here?! Are you insane?!"
"That doesn't look like misery to Snowflame." Snowflame says pointing to a bunch of ponies, mostly foals, playing in the ice cream.
"But, I, what?" Derpy asked confused.
"Now why would I cause misery?" A disembodied voice asked, only for a flash of light to make a certain god of choas appear. Yet, Discord looked different, his body was shorted and less snake-like, he stood on four legs like a pony, and whe thing the stood out the most was that his eyes weren't yellow with red pupils of two different sizes, but instead they looked like normal sky blue eyes. "That's not my department, yet I know this goblin who loves spreading misery. I don't like that guy. At all. Oh, where are my manners, greetings I am Discord, ruler of this fine land."
The Doctor and Derpy looked at each other puzzled, knowing something wasn't right, while Snowflame walked up to the draconequus and asked, "So you can do anything you want, right?"
"Yes, I mostly uses those powers to pull little pranks on my ponies, but it's all in good fun."
"Can Snowflame make a request?"
"Of course."
"Snowflame needs his god to return to him! Give Snowflame unlimited cocaine!"
"I have no idea what this 'cocaine' is, but I'll give it my best shot." And with a snap of Discord's claws and two red bands appeared of of thin air.
Snowflame picked one up and said, "This is not cocaine."
"Oh really, try putting it on." Discord said.
Snowflame slipped the red band into his arm, and within a few seconds his body was covered in white flames.
"Are you alright?!" Discord exclaimed, not sure what was happening.
"YES! SNOWFLAME IS MORE THAN ALRIGHT! COCAINE, MY GOD, SNOWFLAME HAS MISSED YOU! I CAN FEEL YOU WITHIN MY VAINS! NOW I SHALL BURN BRIGHTER THAN EVER BEFORE!" the flames died down a bit, and Snowflame said, "Snowflame thanks you Discord. Wait what are you going to do with the other one?
Discord shrugs and eats the other red band, and within a few seconds Discord started grabbing his chest and feel over.
"What happening?!" Derpy asked.
"Is he having a heart attack?" The Doctor asked, only to be interrupted by laughter from Discord. Who stood back up, this time on two legs and when he opened his eyes they where the yellow and red that he was known for.
"Ah, I see everything clearly now." He said with a devilish grin, now if you excuse me I have to spread some chaos." The then disappeared laughing.
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Back in the TARDIS...
"So is it Snowflame's fault that Discord turned evil?" Derpy asked.
"Hey, in Snowflames defense, Snowflame didn't make him do it. Yet, it's good to see that somepony here in Equestria now knows the magic of cocaine." Snowflame said.
"He's right, kinda." The Doctor said, "Discord did eat the cocaine band on his own choice, so we can't point hooves at Snowflame. Besides knowing Equestria's history, that is now a time locked event, so we can't fix it now, but we can do something with Snowflame's band."
The Doctor takes out the sonic screwdriver and points it at the band."
Snowflame looks at him confused, "What did you do?"
"I was trying to remove it, but the best I can do was put a daily limit on it."
"Why would you do that?!" Snowflame shouted in anger.
"Just for your own safety. Now may I ask you to exit the TARDIS? Ditzy and I have work to do."
So, Snowflame leaves the time machine, which was now back in present day Ponyville, and the TARDIS disappears behind him.
Not soon after a golden claw wrapped in an orange aura flew at Snowflame's chest. Snowflame dodges it just in time. He turns to see a purple unicorn with a blond mane, wearing a white mask.
"Snowflame I presume?" The unicorn asked.
"Yes, I am Snowflame."
"Good, I am Obito. I am your doom.
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Name: The Doctor
Stats
Strenght: 3
Speed: 6
Intelligence: 10
Awesomeness: 10
Time Travel Expience: 10
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After telling his story to Celestia, Celestia throws in her two bits. Luna arrives, and embarrassing actions ensue against Blueblood, which we call being trolled. Blueblood runs away in tears, and swears vengeance on those who 'wronged' him.
In the Jailhouse, Luna enters and is clearly peeved about something, which makes Blueblood nervous to the point of hiccuping.
Celestia is very displeased at the hitman and decides to just leave Blueblood there to teach him some manners. Blueblood's douchebag levels rise by two points.
Blueblood:
Do what you always do. Be wrong.
12.) With Blueblood, he now paces his room in circles, muttering how it's not his fault, and that he won't let the 'squares' have their way.
13.) When he looks up, he sees Celestia outside his cell, asking what has happened.
14.) "It was horrible Aunty Celestia!! Those brutes roughed me up outside my own home, after I spent so much time trying to dig up dirt on that dirty Ape-fellow Snowflame! And even the masked pony that was supposed to make him pay doesn't seem to be reliable! Worse yet, I've been stuck here, dirty, with all these four-by-four objects and CORNERS! They're out to get me Aunty, you won't let them get me, will you?"
15.) Luna soon walks in, having heard the ranting from just outside the cell-block. Her poker face is on, but inside she's clapping her hooves like a foal at the chance to give the 'prince' some justice.
16.) Luna calls over Celestia, whispering that clearly the stallion had gone quite mad, and that she'd heard of these new Mind medicine (Psychiatrist) ponies that might be able to help him. Moreover, he should at least be examined by those professionals before being released back into the world.
17.) Reluctantly, Celestia agrees, for Blueblood's own safety, and orders him brought to the nearest hospital for evaluation.
18.) Celestia then receives a letter from the Doctor, which she skims briefly before rushing out the door, hurriedly leaving Luna in charge of things.
19.) Luna smirks evil as Blueblood continues ranting to himself, thinking of which professionals the Prince had offended in the past, and how many she could call upon short-notice.
Meanwhile in Canterlot Castle's Jail...
So, Blueblood told Celestia what happened, though he left out the hiring a hitpony part, if he told her that then he would have a real reason to be in that cell.
"And that is why squares are to blame here." Blueblood stated as a dark blue alicorn walked up to the cell.
"So, what is it that you need me for sister?" The princess of the night asked.
"Our nephew here don't seem mentally well. I'm not sure what to do, so I'm asking for your input." Celestia said.
"I heard that!" Blueblood said.
"Sorry nephew, but for you own safety I think you should stay in the cell." Luna said.
"What?!" Blueblood exclaims.
"We'll need time to set you up to get help. Don't worry I know a good psychiatrist named Shock Therapy. He'll help you with your problem."
"I don't have a problem, I've been tapped to a ceiling by an ape, thrown into the street by a doughnut shop owner, assulted by a lesbian cellist, and arrested for being a changeling in front of the castle. Cut me some bucking slack!" Blueblood shouted in pure rage.
"I think he'll need some anger management too." Luna said to her sister, who nodded in agreement.
That's when a grey unicorn guard came up to the Princesses, "Excuse my your highnesses, there's two ponies here to see you about something. One of them claims to be a Doctor."
The two sisters made a quick glance at each other before rushing out, to make sure nothing was wrong.
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Name: Princess Luna
Stats
Strenght: 6
Speed: 7
Intelligence: 8
Control Over Night: 10
Number of Episodes She's Been In: 9
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Snowflame is not sure who this guy is, but he threatened him. Punch him
Snowflame and Obito have banter
Snowflame: "You're an Oboe? I thought the doom music was techno."
Obito: What? No I'm Obito, Your Doom!
Snowflame: Oh! Hello Mr. YerDoom, You should be careful with those claws, they can hurt somebody
Obito: (Very Confused) What?...I...SHUT UP AND FIGHT (Throws Claw)
Snowflame: OK
They begin fighting, and Snowflame has the upperhand seeing as how he just got a boost from his cocaine bracelet. Obito is a very good fighter though and gets some claw strikes in that hurt, but Snowflame eventually knocks him out by shouting
I AM A MAN!!! and punching his lights out.
Snowflame doesn't kill him though, because it's apparently frowned upon in this establishment, and he feels sorry for the stupid fool trying to attack him.
The Pink Pony arrives with shackles, (Why she has them? Snowflame doesn't know) and chains up Mr. YerDoom so he can question him later.
At the jail, Blueblood is upset that his aunt's have left without releasing him, it must be the square's fault, they got to them too. He then tries to go to the bathroom, but the small metal toilet is grime stained and disgusting. He decides not to trust ovals as well.
Snowflame:
This thing is unimportant. With your recently re-acquired strength, sending him flying in a Team Rocket fashion. Reread last chapter's posts.
Blueblood:
Rage even more, and prove to others that you actually do need help, of course unintentionally so.
It's been a while since you've had a good fight. Enjoy and remember
SNOWFLAME FEELS NO PAIN!
Oh, I recommend you put this music on (unless you plan to run into Scorpion again)
Wow...can I just say how much fun this is? Anyway, hope you're ready for a BIG. NINJA. FFFFIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTT!
1.) 3089122 Obito and Snowflame get off on the right FIST! Or rather Obito continues to attack him, and Snowflame, powering up slowly on his now replenished powers, asks what the deal is.
2.) Obito responds, "Sorry, just doing my job. You tend to stick out like a soar hoof, and somepony just doesn't like you much."
3.) Snowflame nods, saying he can certainly understand that, and says that he believes it's frowned upon to kill anypony in Equestria.
4.) Obito says he's not exactly aiming to kill a PONY right now, so his own conscience is clean. Snowflame, despite being a villain, says he'd rather not get anypony mad at him, and decides to simply wreck this pony with his own Cocaine powers.
5.) Pinkie Pie holds up a large (One Epic Fight Scene Later) cue-card, and the scene becomes Snowflame standing triumphant over Obito, who asks how he overcame his mighty Pin-wheel eyes. Snowflame says Obito should have that looked at, as it's gotta be an infection of some sort. Then Snowflame proclaims the greatness of his god as guards come to capture the ninja.
6.) Next to come up would be Fluttershy of all ponies, asking if Snowflame is alright. Snowflame assures her he is not hurt, and in fact thanks to the restoration of his powers, his healing exceedingly well.
7.) Fluttershy still insists to bring him back to her cottage, just for a quick look over, and maybe some tea..."...if you want to, that is..."
8.) Snowflame, now approaching over saturation of sweetness and approaching diabetes status swiftly agrees. He then pens a quick note to his room-mates that if he doesn't come back, to comfort poor Fluttershy and assure her the dead-via-over-cuteness was in no way her fault, but rather a tragic defect in his human form that not even Cocaine can overcome. He then leaves the note with a situational-y convenient Pinkie Pie, saying he goes now where every fan in this show wishes to go at least once.
9.) After making it to the cottage, Snowflame submits to Fluttershy's quick exam, and after a clean bill of health is given tea and some biscuits to snack on as the two share a quiet moment of companionship. Angel does make an appearance, smiling at Snowflame before showing his own blue mini-version of his outfit he himself is wearing.
10.) "Oh my, Angel did say he wanted to see you recently. The little guy had mentioned how he'd discovered a carrot substance that gives him quite the boost too. He said he was inspired by your tales of cocaine, and wished to have similar adventures as well. I worry about him,but so far he only asked for his new outfit and has been so helpful with the other animals."
11.) Reading the rabbit's smug expression, Snowflame quietly offers his congratulations for his "Newly Initiated brother" and the two Bro First/Paw. Angel then replaces his mask and goes out into the yard, prepared to do his own duty in the name of his god. (Carrot-based Cocaine-like drug will be named later, or by you, whichever.)
12.) Snowflame is then struck by an idea. Despite his misgivings about Discord's episode, he thinks that perhaps meek little Fluttershy might benefit from a small, measured dies of his mighty god. Using his new armband, he measures out a weak hit, and offers it to Fluttershy to try. Unsure, but seeing how happy Angel has been and how Snowflame is such a nice figure, she decides to try it. (Conclusion of THAT adventure next chapter. ;) )
13.) Blueblood, now utterly beyond any form of rational thinking, begins pacing his cell in tight circles, his eyes bulging slightly.
14.) Soon, Doctor Shock Therapy arrives, (Unicorn) his eyes moving to the now locked-up prince, a professional look on his face.
15.) "Well now my good stallion, I've been told you've had some troubles of late, and are in need of some help." "Of course that's what you've been told, and I'm certain the help I need, namely getting out of this disgusting cell and someone to get that Red-Suited Monkey out of my misery would be far too much to ask!"
16.) Shock therapy puts a hoof to his chin, before his horn glows slightly. A solid illusion of Snowflame is now behind Blueblood. "Do you mean that monkey behind you?"
17.) Spinning around, Blueblood sees the cocky monkey right there, smiling at him with that insufferable face! Snarling with rage, he leaps at him, only to fall through the image and knock himself out.
18.) Making a note on a chart, he mutters to himself, "Call me a helpless hack, will you? Laugh at my dissertation and get me barred from practicing in Canterlot huh? Well, joke's on you mister prince, you'll be in for a long date with a padded cell when I'm done." Looking down at the now utterly wretched form, he comments, "Not like I'll need to convince anypony. You've done the hard lifting by yourself. My thanks, old college chum."
19.) Moving outside, he talks to the guards, making preparations for Blueblood's transfer...to Flappy Bob's Peppy Happy Mental Resort. 'Renamed after it was found that Flappy Bob's Peppy Happy Mental Hospital wasn't "happy" enough for the owner, Happy Hooves. And no, nopony knows what a Bob is in this context, nor why it would be flappy, well above my pay-grade'
Enjoy!! ...and no, not on drugs...this is pure me...