The Mane 6, Derpy, and "Time Turner" all travel to the castle seeing a few buildings in disarray with Ponies looking disheveled.
Twilight: Oh No, the aliens must have done this, we have to get to the Princesses Immediately.
Applejack: Why would aliens only attack the doughnut shop, the dance club, and that store with all the unmentionables in it?
Derpy: (Whispers) And there are still ponies alive, so that means it's not the Daleks or Cyberponies
"Time Turner": You say something dear?
Derpy: Nope
Pinkie Pie: Maybe they got drunk, hungry and horny and they don't know how to open doors?
Fluttershy: (Just blushes at the scene that forms in her head)
Rarity: Pinkamena Diane Pie, Such Language!
Pinkie Pie: Hey, it could happen
Applejack: That's just as likely as Rainbow Dash wearing a frilly dress in public
(Rainbow Dash in said dress flies to them)
Rainbow Dash: Girls! Thank Celestia you're here, Snowflame and another monkey thing like him were just fighting.
All the others stare with their mouths open
Applejack: OK, I stand corrected Pinkie
Pinkie Pie: Told ya so, plus Rainbow Dash always dresses in style!
(Dash realizes that she's still dressed up and blushes angrily)
Rainbow Dash: Forget about that right now, Snowflame and the other ape went flying into the Castle.
Twilight: OH No, Double Time it Girls
The Wielders of the Elements of Harmony (minus Rainbow Dash), Derpy, and "Time Turner" all traveled around Canterlot, seeing a few buildings in disarray with Ponies looking disheveled.
"Oh No, the aliens must have done this, we have to get to the Princesses Immediately." Twilight said sounding worried.
"Now I'm not so sure about this whole alien thing, but if that is the case, why would aliens only attack the doughnut shop, the dance club, and that store with all the unmentionables in it?"
"And there are still ponies alive, so that means it's not the Daleks or Cyberponies." Derpy whispers to herself.
"You say something dear?" "Time Turner" asked.
"Nope."
"Maybe they got drunk, hungry and horny and they don't know how to open doors?" Pinkie Pie suggested, making Fluttershy blush at the though.
"Pinkamena Diane Pie, Such Language!" Rarity Scholded.
"Hey, it could happen."
"That's just as likely as Rainbow Dash wearing a frilly dress in public." Applejack stated.
That when Rainbow Dash show up still in her red gala dress. "Girls! Thank Celestia you're here, Snowflame and another monkey thing like him were just fighting."
All the others stare with their mouths open at the sight of their tomcolt friend dressed in such a manner.
"OK, I stand corrected Pinkie." Applejack said.
"Told ya so, plus Rainbow Dash always dresses in style!" Pinkie said, singing the last part.
Dash realizes that she's still dressed up and blushes angrily "Forget about that right now, Snowflame and the other ape went flying into the Castle."
"OH No, Double Time it Girls." Twilight said.
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Name: Princess Twilight Sparkle
Strength: 3
Speed: 4
Intelligence: 10
Friendship: 10
Magic: 10
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5 Minutes Later...
They arrive at the Throne Room where Celestia, Discord, and Luna are still standing over the two unconscious humans.
Twilight: Princess Celestia what happened? Is Snowflame OK? And where are the aliens?
Celestia: Well we believe that this other human is the entity that flew the ship
Twilight: How can you know for sure?
Discord: Seeing as how it crashed on my head as soon as your pet monkey entered, and now he's unconscious next to this thing, I'd say it's a good guess.
Twilight: Oh...Are you alright?
Discord: I'm never alright, but apparently the chicks love head injuries and will give you sugar to help soothe the pain, isn't that right Tia?
Celestia: Discord! (threateningly)
Twilight: Ummmmm....OK
Pinkie Pie: He's right you know, Sugar always makes my owies go away Oh, what's Luna doing to Snowflame and the other human?
Celestia: She's trying to access their minds while they are asleep and find out exactly what is going on, it's safer this way seeing the damage they've caused.
Rainbow Dash: Oh, well can we look at the ship while she works?
Twilight: Yes, I'd like to see it as well
Celestia: Of course My Little Ponies (Snowflame Snorts in his sleep at that sentence) Discord, take them back to your room, and no funny business, got it?
Discord: Of course not, I know you'd want me to save that for you later tonight right?
Celestia: (Blushing) Just go!
Applejack: (Whispers to Rarity) Wonder what's going on with them
Rarity: Well it's none of our business, a Lady never pries
Rainbow Dash: I bet you Ten Bits they're doing it
Shocked faces on the girls appear
(As they go, she pulls Pinkie aside for a moment)
Pinkie Pie: What's up Princess?
Celestia: Snowflame told me that an Assassin was left in your care, where is he now?
Pinkie: Oh Obie? Ya, he was hired to kill Snowfie until he got knocked out, now he's running shop at Sugar Cube Corner, he's really nice once you get to know him
Celestia: And you feel he is able to be reformed?
Pinkie: Of course, plus he's a great baker
Back at SugarCube Corner
Obito: Oh Celestia, how do I make a chocolate mousse?!!! (Panicking)
Celestia: Alright, but I will personally speak with him once this matter with Snowflame is cleared up.
Pinkie: Okie Dokie Lokie (and she bounces off)
Celesia sighs then looks out the window where the Doctor and Derpy are at the TARDIS.
Celestia: Oh Good, the Doctor is here, we'll see what he knows (She walks to the gardens to speak with them)
The Element wielders arrive at the Throne Room where they find Celestia, Discord, and Luna are standing over two unconscious humans.
"Princess Celestia what happened? Is Snowflame OK? And where are the aliens?" Twilight asked, worried.
"Well we believe that this other human is the entity that flew the ship." The Princess of the Sun said.
"How can you know for sure?"
"Seeing as how it crashed on my head as soon as your pet monkey entered, and now he's unconscious next to this thing, I'd say it's a good guess." Discord said rubbing the side of his head.
"Oh...Are you alright?"
"I'm never alright, but apparently the chicks love head injuries as much as you love fantasy stallions, and will give you sugar to help soothe the pain, isn't that right Tia?"
"Discord!" Celestia said in a threatening tone.
"Ummmmm....OK."
"He's right you know, Sugar always makes my owies go away." Pinkie says, "Oh, what's Luna doing to Snowfy and the other human?"
"She's trying to access their minds while they are asleep and find out exactly what is going on, it's safer this way seeing the damage they've caused." Princess Celestia explained.
"Oh, well can we look at the ship while she works?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"Yes, I'd like to see it as well." Twilight stated.
"Of course My Little Ponies." Celestia says, making Snowflame Snorts in his sleep at that sentence, "Discord, take them back to your room, and no funny business, got it?"
"Of course not, I know you'd want me to save that for you later tonight right?" Discord says making a large grin.
Celestia starts blushing, "Just go!"
Applejack whispers to Rarity, "Wonder what's going on with them."
"Well it's none of our business, a Lady never pries." Rarity says.
"I bet you Ten Bits they're doing it." Rainbow whispers to them
Shocked faces grrew on Applejack and Rarity.
As they go, Princess Celestia pulls Pinkie aside for a moment.
"What's up Princess?" Pinkie asks.
"Snowflame told me that an Assassin was left in your care, where is he now?" Celestia.
"Oh Obie? Ya, he was hired to kill Snowfie until he got knocked out, now he's running shop at Sugar Cube Corner while I'm gone, he's really nice once you get to know him."
"And you feel he is able to be reformed?"
"Of course, plus he's a great baker!"
Back at SugarCube Corner...
"Oh Celestia, how do I make a chocolate mousse?!!!" Obito says, panicking.
Back at The Castle...
"Alright, but I will personally speak with him once this matter with Snowflame is cleared up." Celestia says.
"Okie Dokie Lokie!" Pinkie exclaims and she bounces off.
Celestia sighs then looks out a window where she sees The Doctor and Derpy by the TARDIS. "Oh Good, The Doctor is here, we'll see what he knows." She starts walking to the gardens to speak with them.
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Meanwhile: Luna is in the shared Dreamscape of Snowflame and the Warrior, and it is pretty trippy with memories of wrestling, doing drugs, and fighting interdementional beings. They had one shared memory of an angry human in a brown hat and jacket reading comic books that seemed to be their only connecting source. She eventually delves further and finds both of them sitting around a chessboard with top hats and monocles and cups of tea.
Snowflame: And Snowflame said, that's not a duck! (both laugh)
Warrior: My good sir, that is the best opening segway for outside observers to enter, for they have no idea what is going on, and we can pretend that we do!
Snowflame: True True!
Luna: (Stunned)
Snowflame: Oh Hai MoonButt, would you care for some tea?
Warrior: It's good for your tongue as well as your liver and kidneys!
Luna: Very well then, I have questions for you two
Snowflame: Oh thank Cocaine, none of us know how to play chess anyway
Warrior: How can you not be kinged? There are kings on that battleground?
Luna thinks this is going to be a long session.
Meanwhile Luna enters a shared Dreamscape of Snowflame and the other human, and it was strange. She saw the other human fighting other humans in some sort of arean with ropes, and Snowflame with black hair, no face paint, and responding to the name 'Fabian Orosco'. Yet they seemed to have one shared memory of an angry human in a brown hat and jacket reading comic books, but that seemed to be their only connecting source. She them delves further to finds both of them sitting around a chessboard with top hats, monocles and cups of tea.
"And Snowflame said, that's not a duck!" Snowflame says as they both start laughing.
"My good sir, that is the best opening segway for outside observers to enter, for they have no idea what is going on, and we can pretend that we do!" The other one exclaims.
"True True!"
Luna just stands there, just stunned and confused.
Snowflame notices Luna and says, "Oh Hai MoonButt, would you care for some tea?"
"It's good for your tongue as well as your liver and kidneys!" The Warrior adds.
"Very well then, I have questions for you two." Luna says.
"Oh thank Cocaine, nether of us know how to play chess anyway." Snowflame says.
"How can you not be kinged? There are kings on that battleground?" The Warrior asked.
Luna sighs thinking that this is going to be a long session.
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At Insanity Lane...
And back at the Happy Home. Anger Management sessions have started and Blueblood, Zant, Disco Dance, and Screw Loose tell their anger problems.
"Now then who would like to talk about there anger problems?" Drum Circle asks the group of ponies.
"I have not anger problems, and I'm NOT insane!" Blueblood shouts.
"Nether am I." Zant adds.
"But, you just sang a song about how insane you are."
"No I didn't."
"Yes, you did."
"You're just being cray-cray. I didn't sing. Right Fluffy?" There is more silence, "See Fluffy says I didn't."
"Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!" Disco Dance shouts.
Screw Loose barks.
Drum Circle smiles, "I think we're making some progress.
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And Now A Public Service Announcement from SNOWFLAME!
"Uhhhh... Snowflame dosen't have anything to really say... Oh wait!" Snowflame pulls a fortune cookie out of his pocket and throws the whole thing in his mouth and starts chewing. He then pulls out a strip of paper out of his moutn before swallowing and reading off the paper. "Doing the best at this moment puts you in the best place for the nest moment... What in the name of cocaine does that mean?!"
This Has Been A Public Service Announcement from SNOWFLAME!
Since Aliens, Snowflame, find the dubstep gun.
Snowflame: In your dream you should have mountains of Cocaine. Snort some, and offer some to Luna and Warrior while you're at it.
Warrior: Tell the story of how you defeated Hoke Hogan.
Luna: Go deeper.
Discord: Be Carrot Top
Celestia: Secretly fantasize about Discord, but don't let anyone catch on.
Blueblood: Slowly come to the realization that Zant (and I suppose Screw Loose too by the fact that she doesn't talk to you) is the closest thing you have to a friend right now, and that's same something.
Zant: Come to the realization that Blueblood is the closest thing you have to a friend. So REJOICE in the fact that you actually have a friend now.
In the Dreamscape, Luna addresses the other human first.
Luna: I am Princess Luna of Equestria, who are you?
Warrior: I am the Ultimate Warrior, disciple of Destrucity and eventual Heavy Weight Champion of the WWF, AND THE UNIVERSE!!!!
(Images in the background flicker showing the Warrior fighting Macho Man, Iron Sheik, and others), Luna has no idea what any of that means.
Luna: Okaaaaayyyyy.... Well why did you crash your ship into our castle and attack Snowflame?
Warrior: I had to defeat him in order to call upon the power of the gods and defeat Hoke Hogan!!! Their siren call burned through my thoughts like hot sauce, so I answered them their phone line from Hell! It seems the battle was a tie though, and that weak sauce apparently can't cut it.
Luna looks over at Snowflame for an explanation
Snowflame: Don't ask Snowflame, all Snowflame knows is he crashed into the Star Trek guy and wanted to fight so he can have confidence to fight Hulk Hogan, and that sounded like fun.
Luna: Alright, who is this Hulk Hogan?
Snowflame: His archenemy or something. Still wish I had one. (Sigh)
Images of Hulk Hogan defeating the Ultimate Warrior and others are shown while "Real American" plays (Hulk Hogan's Theme) (The Warrior is upset and tips the table over.
Warrior: HE IS THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE!!! I WILL BRING HIM CRASHING DOWN LIKE SO MANY PINK FLUFFY PINATAS IN THE PAST. HE WILL FALL BY MY HAND....(Looks down in sadness) ONE DAY!!!
Luna backs up a bit in fear
Snowflame: Whoa! Snowflame thinks you should take a chill pill!
Warrior: I CAN'T, DON'T YOU SEE BIG RED LOBSTER MAN? I FAILED TO DESTROY YOU, NOW THE GOD'S WON'T GIVE ME THEIR SUGARY GOODNESS POWERS. I WILL ONLY LOSE TO HIM AGAIN!!!
Snowflame knew what it was like to be defeated, and his time in Equestria taught him one thing, Hugs Solve Everything.
Warrior: What are you doing? That isn't the proper way to do a power slam!
Snowflame: It's a hug bro, you just need to hug it out.
Warrior: I don't know if I can, this feels really weird!
Snowflame: It's OK, Hugs are good. The colorful ponies taught Snowflame this. It's helpful for friends to do.
Warrior: Friend? The Warrior knows not the meaning of this word!
Snowflame: Friends are good, they listen to your problems and help you.
Warrior: But we just fought and knocked each other out!
Snowflame: Ya, that's why Snowflame considers you a friend, you are a tough cookie, and your powers are on par with the power of Cocaine. Snowflame likes that, plus you're the only other human here.
Warrior: The Ultimate Warrior feels something, deep inside, like giant butterflies attacking the Tokyo of my soul!
Snowflame: That's the magic of friendship, better than any drug except for Cocaine. That's why Snowflame decided to live here, because Snowflame learned that if you’re taking over a small Central American military complex, it’s more meaningful when you’re taking it over with a friend.
The beauty of those words hit the Ultimate Warrior right in his gooey center. He hugged Snowflame back and started crying manly tears on his shoulder.
Warrior: It's not fair how he is the face of wrestling, I still have all my hair and I get nothing!
Snowflame got teary eyed himself
Snowflame: Snowflame knows your pain, Snowflame didn't get to be in the Injustice game or in Scribblenauts Unmasked.
They both cry into each other's shoulders while "Why Can't We Be Friends" plays and Luna looks at them in awe and confusion.
Luna: OK, what just happened here?
Back in the Castle, Discord leads the ponies to his bedroom. He is wearing two dolphins as shoes as he glides along through the air.
Discord: I can never get these things to stop squeaking, ha ha ha.
Rainbow Dash: Ha Ha, very funny (she says sarcastically)
Discord: Hey at least my fashion sense doesn't scream "Please Notice Me, I'm Very Lonely!"
Rainbow Dash: It's a Wedding Dress! And hurry this up, I gotta get back before it ends!
Discord: No need, it's been called on account of rain (he smiles mischievously and snaps his fingers)
Rainbow Dash: What did you do?
Discord: I delayed the wedding for a few days and gave you extra time so you can hang with me and your friends
At the Wedding, Fish start falling from nowhere on the guests.
Soarin looks at Spitfire and sighs.
Soarin: I knew we shouldn't have invited Rainbow Dash. First that weird hairless monkey and now this. Weird stuff always happens when her and her friends are around.
Spitfire: OK fine you were right. We'll do this again tomorrow, and take her off the guest list.
Back at the Castle
Discord: Everything will be alright
Rainbow Dash: Fine
Discord: Now I will tell you the tale of how I was almost killed today.
Fluttershy: Oh My.
Discord: Well you see, this big hunk of metal came crashing down on my dome, then I fell to the ground believing I would die, and that's where Tia felt so sorry for me that she decided to do filthy, indecent, very enjoyable things to me...
Twilight: TMI! TMI! (the others just looked embarrassed and disgusted)
Discord: ...which I will not go into detail about in present company, but suffice to say, it worked (Return of the Shit Eating Grin)
Twilight: Uggghhh, Let's just move on and look at the ship.
Dash: Looks like somepony owes me twenty bits (She looks at Rarity and Applejack)
As they enter Discord's room, they all gasp in awe
Twilight: Look at it, the technology is far more advanced than our own
Dash: And it looks soooo cool.
Pinkie: IT'S AMAZING! I'VE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE TO WITNESS SOMETHING THIS MAGNIFICENT, AND NOW MY DREAM HAS COME TRUE!!!
Twilight: I didn't know you liked technology that much Pink...
She turns around and sees Pinkie swimming in Discord's chocolate swimming pool with graham cracker pool toys and marshmallow floaties.
Pinkie: I'M IN HEAVEN!!!
Twilight rolls her eyes and returns her attention back to the ship.
Twilight: It looks heavily damaged, I don't know if it's in working condition or not.
Applejack: Well at least that other hairless monkey ain't goin anywhere.
Twilight: That might not be a good thing if downtown Canterlot is anything to go by.
Discord: Hey it could be worse
Twilight: How so?
Discord: Could be raining (Snap)
Frogs start falling from the roof onto them.
Mane 6: Discord!
In the Gardens
Celestia: Doctor, I was wondering when you'd be back for the TARDIS.
Time Turner: Your Majesty (He bows)
Celestia is confused
Celestia: Please, rise Doctor, you don't have to bow.
He looks at Derpy and she nods, and she seems nervous.
Derpy: Well nice catching up with you Princess, but we gotta take the box and go, See Ya,
She tries to go inside, but is stopped by Celestia
Celestia: Wait, I need you and the Doctor to come look at something
Time Turner: Doctor? Doctor Who?
Celestia: Excuse me?
Derpy: I can explain (She goes up and whispers into Celestia's ear)
Derpy: Ok, when Discord teleported us yesterday, he erased the Doctor's memory and now he thinks that he is named Time Turner and that I am his marefriend, and this morning he asked me to marry him, and I know it's wrong, but I do love him and I said yes and now we have plans for a double wedding with a Minotaur and a unicorn, but then we heard about Aliens, so I rushed him here to get the Tardis in case it was in harms way.
Celestia took all that in
Celestia: Wow, You've been busy.
Derpy: I know
Celestia: I can't say I approve of your dishonesty
Derpy: I know (Head Down in Shame)
Celestia: (Pranking Smile Engaged) But...I do believe that settling down, for awhile at least, would be good for him
Derpy: Huh?
Celestia: Well he is rambunctious, and he has gotten on my nerves over the last thousand years just as many times as he has helped, so I think he needs a bit of a vacation, and by Vacation, I mean getting hitched.
Derpy: Oh, when you say it like that, it sounds kinda mean
Celestia: No it's not
Derpy: I never thought of it like that...OK then.
Celestia: I'll bring back his memory eventually, but until then, have fun.
She turns back to "Time Turner"
Celestia: Sorry about that Turner, I know you hate that Nickname, I'll send you back now.
Celestia transports him, Derpy and the TARDIS back into Ponyville.
One of Celestia's guards walks up.
Guard: That was incredibly messed up
Celestia: I still haven't forgiven him for the Cake shortage 200 years ago, this is payback (Sinister Prank Face)
Guard rolls his eyes
Guard: Whatever you say ma'am.
Back in Ponyville
Time Turner: So My nickname is the Doctor?
Derpy: Eyup.
In the Nut House, Blueblood and the others receive medication.
Blueblood: What are these?
Disco Dance: Chewy bits of oats and cheerios!
Zant: Oh they're wonderful, they make all your 37 split personalities shut up for a few minutes.
Blueblood: I refuse to take these then, I'M NOT INSANE!!!
The nurses force him to swallow the pills and almost instantly his eyes dilate and he starts whistling a happy tune.
He then listens to Zant ranting for over an hour and being mesmorized by what he says
Zant: My Kidney's talk to me, one of them speaks Spanish
Blueblood: Amazing!
Zant: And there are leprechauns in my nostrils, but they don't say anything. I'm on to them, I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE DAMNIT!!!
Blueblood: Fascinating (Drugged Smile on his face)
Zant: Would you like to here about the time I took a dark god's power and conquered an entire kingdom?
Blueblood: Yes, please.
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