//------------------------------// // Shhh... Snowflame's Sleepy (17) // Story: Snowflame's Cocaine and/or Coffee Fueled Misadventures in Equestria (Comment Driven Story) // by KenSES64 //------------------------------// The Mane 6, Derpy, and "Time Turner" all travel to the castle seeing a few buildings in disarray with Ponies looking disheveled. Twilight: Oh No, the aliens must have done this, we have to get to the Princesses Immediately. Applejack: Why would aliens only attack the doughnut shop, the dance club, and that store with all the unmentionables in it? Derpy: (Whispers) And there are still ponies alive, so that means it's not the Daleks or Cyberponies "Time Turner": You say something dear? Derpy: Nope Pinkie Pie: Maybe they got drunk, hungry and horny and they don't know how to open doors? Fluttershy: (Just blushes at the scene that forms in her head) Rarity: Pinkamena Diane Pie, Such Language! Pinkie Pie: Hey, it could happen Applejack: That's just as likely as Rainbow Dash wearing a frilly dress in public (Rainbow Dash in said dress flies to them) Rainbow Dash: Girls! Thank Celestia you're here, Snowflame and another monkey thing like him were just fighting. All the others stare with their mouths open Applejack: OK, I stand corrected Pinkie Pinkie Pie: Told ya so, plus Rainbow Dash always dresses in style! (Dash realizes that she's still dressed up and blushes angrily) Rainbow Dash: Forget about that right now, Snowflame and the other ape went flying into the Castle. Twilight: OH No, Double Time it Girls The Wielders of the Elements of Harmony (minus Rainbow Dash), Derpy, and "Time Turner" all traveled around Canterlot, seeing a few buildings in disarray with Ponies looking disheveled. "Oh No, the aliens must have done this, we have to get to the Princesses Immediately." Twilight said sounding worried. "Now I'm not so sure about this whole alien thing, but if that is the case, why would aliens only attack the doughnut shop, the dance club, and that store with all the unmentionables in it?" "And there are still ponies alive, so that means it's not the Daleks or Cyberponies." Derpy whispers to herself. "You say something dear?" "Time Turner" asked. "Nope." "Maybe they got drunk, hungry and horny and they don't know how to open doors?" Pinkie Pie suggested, making Fluttershy blush at the though. "Pinkamena Diane Pie, Such Language!" Rarity Scholded. "Hey, it could happen." "That's just as likely as Rainbow Dash wearing a frilly dress in public." Applejack stated. That when Rainbow Dash show up still in her red gala dress. "Girls! Thank Celestia you're here, Snowflame and another monkey thing like him were just fighting." All the others stare with their mouths open at the sight of their tomcolt friend dressed in such a manner. "OK, I stand corrected Pinkie." Applejack said. "Told ya so, plus Rainbow Dash always dresses in style!" Pinkie said, singing the last part. Dash realizes that she's still dressed up and blushes angrily "Forget about that right now, Snowflame and the other ape went flying into the Castle." "OH No, Double Time it Girls." Twilight said. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Name: Princess Twilight Sparkle Strength: 3 Speed: 4 Intelligence: 10 Friendship: 10 Magic: 10 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 5 Minutes Later... They arrive at the Throne Room where Celestia, Discord, and Luna are still standing over the two unconscious humans. Twilight: Princess Celestia what happened? Is Snowflame OK? And where are the aliens? Celestia: Well we believe that this other human is the entity that flew the ship Twilight: How can you know for sure? Discord: Seeing as how it crashed on my head as soon as your pet monkey entered, and now he's unconscious next to this thing, I'd say it's a good guess. Twilight: Oh...Are you alright? Discord: I'm never alright, but apparently the chicks love head injuries and will give you sugar to help soothe the pain, isn't that right Tia? Celestia: Discord! (threateningly) Twilight: Ummmmm....OK Pinkie Pie: He's right you know, Sugar always makes my owies go away Oh, what's Luna doing to Snowflame and the other human? Celestia: She's trying to access their minds while they are asleep and find out exactly what is going on, it's safer this way seeing the damage they've caused. Rainbow Dash: Oh, well can we look at the ship while she works? Twilight: Yes, I'd like to see it as well Celestia: Of course My Little Ponies (Snowflame Snorts in his sleep at that sentence) Discord, take them back to your room, and no funny business, got it? Discord: Of course not, I know you'd want me to save that for you later tonight right? Celestia: (Blushing) Just go! Applejack: (Whispers to Rarity) Wonder what's going on with them Rarity: Well it's none of our business, a Lady never pries Rainbow Dash: I bet you Ten Bits they're doing it Shocked faces on the girls appear (As they go, she pulls Pinkie aside for a moment) Pinkie Pie: What's up Princess? Celestia: Snowflame told me that an Assassin was left in your care, where is he now? Pinkie: Oh Obie? Ya, he was hired to kill Snowfie until he got knocked out, now he's running shop at Sugar Cube Corner, he's really nice once you get to know him Celestia: And you feel he is able to be reformed? Pinkie: Of course, plus he's a great baker Back at SugarCube Corner Obito: Oh Celestia, how do I make a chocolate mousse?!!! (Panicking) Celestia: Alright, but I will personally speak with him once this matter with Snowflame is cleared up. Pinkie: Okie Dokie Lokie (and she bounces off) Celesia sighs then looks out the window where the Doctor and Derpy are at the TARDIS. Celestia: Oh Good, the Doctor is here, we'll see what he knows (She walks to the gardens to speak with them) The Element wielders arrive at the Throne Room where they find Celestia, Discord, and Luna are standing over two unconscious humans. "Princess Celestia what happened? Is Snowflame OK? And where are the aliens?" Twilight asked, worried. "Well we believe that this other human is the entity that flew the ship." The Princess of the Sun said. "How can you know for sure?" "Seeing as how it crashed on my head as soon as your pet monkey entered, and now he's unconscious next to this thing, I'd say it's a good guess." Discord said rubbing the side of his head. "Oh...Are you alright?" "I'm never alright, but apparently the chicks love head injuries as much as you love fantasy stallions, and will give you sugar to help soothe the pain, isn't that right Tia?" "Discord!" Celestia said in a threatening tone. "Ummmmm....OK." "He's right you know, Sugar always makes my owies go away." Pinkie says, "Oh, what's Luna doing to Snowfy and the other human?" "She's trying to access their minds while they are asleep and find out exactly what is going on, it's safer this way seeing the damage they've caused." Princess Celestia explained. "Oh, well can we look at the ship while she works?" Rainbow Dash asked. "Yes, I'd like to see it as well." Twilight stated. "Of course My Little Ponies." Celestia says, making Snowflame Snorts in his sleep at that sentence, "Discord, take them back to your room, and no funny business, got it?" "Of course not, I know you'd want me to save that for you later tonight right?" Discord says making a large grin. Celestia starts blushing, "Just go!" Applejack whispers to Rarity, "Wonder what's going on with them." "Well it's none of our business, a Lady never pries." Rarity says. "I bet you Ten Bits they're doing it." Rainbow whispers to them Shocked faces grrew on Applejack and Rarity. As they go, Princess Celestia pulls Pinkie aside for a moment. "What's up Princess?" Pinkie asks. "Snowflame told me that an Assassin was left in your care, where is he now?" Celestia. "Oh Obie? Ya, he was hired to kill Snowfie until he got knocked out, now he's running shop at Sugar Cube Corner while I'm gone, he's really nice once you get to know him." "And you feel he is able to be reformed?" "Of course, plus he's a great baker!" Back at SugarCube Corner... "Oh Celestia, how do I make a chocolate mousse?!!!" Obito says, panicking. Back at The Castle... "Alright, but I will personally speak with him once this matter with Snowflame is cleared up." Celestia says. "Okie Dokie Lokie!" Pinkie exclaims and she bounces off. Celestia sighs then looks out a window where she sees The Doctor and Derpy by the TARDIS. "Oh Good, The Doctor is here, we'll see what he knows." She starts walking to the gardens to speak with them. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Meanwhile: Luna is in the shared Dreamscape of Snowflame and the Warrior, and it is pretty trippy with memories of wrestling, doing drugs, and fighting interdementional beings. They had one shared memory of an angry human in a brown hat and jacket reading comic books that seemed to be their only connecting source. She eventually delves further and finds both of them sitting around a chessboard with top hats and monocles and cups of tea. Snowflame: And Snowflame said, that's not a duck! (both laugh) Warrior: My good sir, that is the best opening segway for outside observers to enter, for they have no idea what is going on, and we can pretend that we do! Snowflame: True True! Luna: (Stunned) Snowflame: Oh Hai MoonButt, would you care for some tea? Warrior: It's good for your tongue as well as your liver and kidneys! Luna: Very well then, I have questions for you two Snowflame: Oh thank Cocaine, none of us know how to play chess anyway Warrior: How can you not be kinged? There are kings on that battleground? Luna thinks this is going to be a long session. Meanwhile Luna enters a shared Dreamscape of Snowflame and the other human, and it was strange. She saw the other human fighting other humans in some sort of arean with ropes, and Snowflame with black hair, no face paint, and responding to the name 'Fabian Orosco'. Yet they seemed to have one shared memory of an angry human in a brown hat and jacket reading comic books, but that seemed to be their only connecting source. She them delves further to finds both of them sitting around a chessboard with top hats, monocles and cups of tea. "And Snowflame said, that's not a duck!" Snowflame says as they both start laughing. "My good sir, that is the best opening segway for outside observers to enter, for they have no idea what is going on, and we can pretend that we do!" The other one exclaims. "True True!" Luna just stands there, just stunned and confused. Snowflame notices Luna and says, "Oh Hai MoonButt, would you care for some tea?" "It's good for your tongue as well as your liver and kidneys!" The Warrior adds. "Very well then, I have questions for you two." Luna says. "Oh thank Cocaine, nether of us know how to play chess anyway." Snowflame says. "How can you not be kinged? There are kings on that battleground?" The Warrior asked. Luna sighs thinking that this is going to be a long session. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ At Insanity Lane... And back at the Happy Home. Anger Management sessions have started and Blueblood, Zant, Disco Dance, and Screw Loose tell their anger problems. "Now then who would like to talk about there anger problems?" Drum Circle asks the group of ponies. "I have not anger problems, and I'm NOT insane!" Blueblood shouts. "Nether am I." Zant adds. "But, you just sang a song about how insane you are." "No I didn't." "Yes, you did." "You're just being cray-cray. I didn't sing. Right Fluffy?" There is more silence, "See Fluffy says I didn't." "Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!" Disco Dance shouts. Screw Loose barks. Drum Circle smiles, "I think we're making some progress. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ And Now A Public Service Announcement from SNOWFLAME! "Uhhhh... Snowflame dosen't have anything to really say... Oh wait!" Snowflame pulls a fortune cookie out of his pocket and throws the whole thing in his mouth and starts chewing. He then pulls out a strip of paper out of his moutn before swallowing and reading off the paper. "Doing the best at this moment puts you in the best place for the nest moment... What in the name of cocaine does that mean?!" This Has Been A Public Service Announcement from SNOWFLAME!