Snowflame, having been denied his chance for cocaine distribution starts to think of alternatives. He thinks that maybe Discord can help later. He puts these thoughts aside as he realizes he is really in the mood for some delicious pancakes. The Warrior’s enthusiasm for them earlier has infected him.
He sings this aloud as he walks Sugarcube CornerAlong the way he sees Derpy and “Time Turner”
Snowflame: Hi fan favorite and time machine pony (waves)
“Time Turner”: (Shocked) What in the world was that?
Derpy: Oh that’s just Snowflame, he’s a human from another dimension
“Time Turner”: Oh…What did he mean by time machine pony?
Derpy:….I have no idea
Snowflame enters Sugar Cube Corner where he sees the Ultimate Warrior with countless empty syrup covered plates surrounding him and his table while other patrons look slightly afraid of him
Warrior: The Warrior demands more battered breakfast treats to indulge his sweet syrupy whores Jemima and Buttersworth!!!
Pinkie: Sorry Mr. Warrior, you ate all the pancakes
Snowflame: aaawwww man
Warrior: Then bring me the crunchy square pancakes with heavenly syrup containers otherwise known as Waffles!
Pinkie: Okie Dokie Lokie!
Snowflame: Snowflame could go for some of those too, though Snowflame still wishes he had pancakes
Pinkie: Sure thing Snowfy
Snowflame takes a seat
Snowflame: You should slow down, you’ll spoil your appetite for Dragon BBQ later.
Warrior: Nonsense, my stomach is a vast and expansive wasteland full of boxes, I can eat all the Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinners, just because you can’t eat them all doesn’t mean I can’t!
Snowflame feels like he is being called out
Snowflame: Oh Yeah?! Snowflame will show you, Snowflame will eat 50 Waffles, AT THE SAME TIME!!!!
Obito walks out to bring more syrup while Pinkie get’s 100 waffles ready
Snowflame: Oh hai assassin pony, Snowflame sees the pink pony straightened you out
Obito is a bit nervous
Obito: umm…yes
Warrior: You are the clawed Assassin? Ha! The Warrior could use you as a toothpick
Obito: uuuhhhhh….
Snowflame: Easy kid, Snowflame won’t hurt you (Pulls his head down and whispers into his ear menacingly) unless you do anything to the Pink Pony, and Snowflame means Anything, then Snowflame will do horrible unspeakable things to you that this story will have to add a Dark Tag to it, (Let’s his head go) So we cool (Smiles)
Obito: Oh yeah! (Gulp) Definitely (Smiles awkwardly) Besides, I saw what you both did in the paper
(Holds up Paper and Snowflame unfolds it and puts it on the table) and both Snowflame and the Ultimate Warrior laugh at that
Snowflame: ha ha ha…Good times
Warrior: I liked it when we fought in the club
Obito: Ya, so I’m not gonna try anything, like ever again
Snowflame: Don’t worry, it’s your employer Snowflame is going to demolish with his new friend here, we have someone looking around for him right now
"Snowflame wants waffles!!!"
"..."
"..."
"Okie Dokie Lokie!"
"Yes, bring Snowflame the waffles!"
Snowflame, having been denied his chance for cocaine distribution starts to think of alternatives. He thinks that maybe Discord can help later. He puts these thoughts aside as he realizes he is really in the mood for some delicious pancakes. The Warrior’s enthusiasm for them earlier has infected him. He desides to sing aloud as he walks Sugarcube Corner, "Bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes,
Take some bacon and Snowflame'll put it in a pancake,
Bacon pancakes, that's what it's gonna make,
Bacon pancake!"
Along the way he sees Derpy and “Time Turner”, "Hi fan favorite and time machine pony." He says waving.
“Time Turner” is shocked and asks Derpy, "What in the world was that?"
"Oh that’s just Snowflame, he’s a human from another dimension." His fiancee tells him.
"Oh…What did he mean by time machine pony?"
"I have no idea."
Snowflame enters Sugar Cube Corner where he sees the Ultimate Warrior with countless empty syrup covered plates surrounding him and his table while other patrons look slightly afraid of him
"The Warrior demands more battered breakfast treats to indulge his sweet syrupy whores Jemima and Buttersworth!" The Warrior shouts, slamming a fist upon the table.
"Sorry Mr. Warrior, you ate all the pancakes." Pinkie Pie says.
"Aaaawwww man." Snowflame says saddened.
"Then bring me the crunchy square pancakes with heavenly syrup containers otherwise known as Waffles!" The Warrior demands.
"Okie Dokie Lokie!" Pinkie says.
"Snowflame could go for some of those too, though Snowflame still wishes he had pancakes." Snowflame states.
"Sure thing Snowfy" Pinkie then bounces off.
Snowflame takes a seat next to The Ultimate Warrior, "You should slow down, you’ll spoil your appetite for Dragon BBQ later."
"Nonsense, my stomach is a vast and expansive wasteland full of boxes, I can eat all the Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinners, just because you can’t eat them all doesn’t mean I can’t!" The Warrior explains.
Snowflame feels like he is being called out and says "Oh Yeah?! Snowflame will show you, Snowflame will eat 50 Waffles, AT THE SAME TIME!!!!"
That's when Obito walks out to bring more syrup while Pinkie get’s 100 waffles ready.
"Oh hai assassin pony, Snowflame sees the pink pony straightened you out."
"Umm…yes." Obito says sounding a bit nervous
"You are the clawed Assassin? Ha! The Warrior could use you as a toothpick!" The Warrior says laughing.
"Uuuhhhhh…." Is the only reaction that Obito can make.
"Easy kid, Snowflame won’t hurt you, any more than he already has" Snowflame says before he pulls his head down and menacingly whispers into Obito's ear, "Unless you do anything to the Pink Pony, and Snowflame means Anything, then Snowflame will do horrible unspeakable things to you that this story will have to add a Dark Tag to it." He brings his head back up, "So we cool?"
"Oh yeah! *Gulp* Definitely Besides, I saw what you both did in the paper." he then holds up paper with his magic and Snowflame takes it, unfolds it and puts it on the table. Both Snowflame and The Ultimate Warrior laugh at that.
Snowflame laughs and says, "Good times."
"I liked it when we fought in the club." The Warrior says.
"Ya, so I’m not gonna try anything, like ever again." Obito says.
"Don’t worry, it’s your employer Snowflame is going to demolish with his new friend here, we have someone looking around for him right now." Snowflame tells the Ex-Assassin.
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Meanwhile in Canterlot...
Discord:
Since you are more than likely about to go on a montage of information gathering, some 80's montage music seems necessary right now. I recommend this.
Meanwhile Discord does the wandering montage like Razor said, he finds it hard to get information since a lot of ponies kind of hate Snowflame now since he wrecked quite a few stores, until he comes across Vinyl and Octavia who give him details about how Blueblood was talking about Snowflame.
Discord: Well that sounds promising
Teleports to Sugar Cube Corner
Discord: Hi Snowflame, I think I know who hired the assassin, it was
Discord, still in the form of ponified John De Lancie, walks around Canterlot talking to as many ponies as he can, trying to find if he can get any information on who would hire somepony to kill Snowflame, though the responses he got were mostly something like, "Well it's a good thing that someponies trying to get rid of that creature.", so yeah, it turns out that ponies don't like it if you destroy half of downtown Canterlot, go figure.
"Seriously, why did they have to destroy the sex shop?" One stallion said to him, who looked like a stereotypical loser, overweight, pimples, neckbeard, balding, and he probably liked stuff meant for little fillies, "I mean now where will I get that new issue of Plotz Monthly?"
"Why do you even need porn mags?" Discord asks in a monotone voice, "What's the point? Ponies are normal naked." Discord said, though he felt weird saying this, since he was pointing out logic in something, and he wasn't sure why.
The loser pony eyes widened and he says, "By Celestia I've wasted my money. Well I'm off to stare at some plot!" He said trotting off.
"Well I want to bleach that guy out of my memory." Discord says to himself as he sees to mares walking by, one a white unicorn, the other a grey earth pony. "Excuse me ladies, I'm looking for someone who tried to have a friend of mine killed. Do you know anypony who might want someone named Snowflame dead?"
"Snowflame?" The grey mare asked.
"Oh the ape guy." The white one says, "He crashed into my gig yesterday fighting some other ape, it was awesome."
"An ape you say?" The grey mare asks, "Wait Vinyl, didn't hooded stallion who came to our apartment the other day say something about an ape."
"Oh yeah, I think so. While you were beating him with my bass. I wonder who that guy was? You got any idea's Tavi?"
"You know, now that I think of it he sounded a lot like Prince Blueblood." Octavia then looks and Discord and says, "Maybe he's the one you're looking for."
Discord nods and says, "Thanks you ladies.", before he teleports away to Ponyville.
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Back at Sugarcube Corner...
"Ha! You thought that you could defeat me, Snowflame?!" Snowflame shouts, having eaten more waffles than The Warrior.
"I am a bit disapointed in myself, but good game, my friend!" The Warrior responds.
That's when with a flash of light Discord appears, back in his normal form, and say, "I think I know who hired the first assassin."
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Meanwhile at Rarity's...
Spike:
You just slept with Rarity. How does that make you feel?
At Rarity’s
Spike wakes up and sees her sleeping, she won’t have any energy for awhile. He thinks about how he’ll repay Discord. Maybe he’ll give him the diaries of all the girls (Except Rarity, he still wants to keep getting laid) He decides to go get breakfast and begins walking to Sugarcube Corner since he has the combined stamina of a dragon and Bruce Campbell and isn’t even tired. Rarity will sleep until nightfall where she will be extremely sore.
Spike wakes up, seeing that Rarity has fallen asleep and he thinks to himself, 'Well Spike you did it, you slept with Rarity, was it as great as you though it would be? HELL BUCKING YES! I really am going to need to repay Discord in some way.'
Spike leans over an gives her a small peck on the cheek before walking out to see the others.
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Back at Canterlot Castle...
Celestia:
After Luna leaves, realize that Discord was the best you've had in well...... however long it's been since you've last done it, and that is saying something.
Luna:
With all the implied sex that seems to have happened in this chapter. Secretly get jealous.
YOU WERE ON THE MOON FOR 1000 YEARS WHEN IS IT GONNA BE YOUR TURN!!!?????
At the Castle, Celestia is still feeling intense amount of shame, not only because of what she did with Discord, but because she really did enjoy it. She feels like she should go sit in the shame car. Luna is a bit jealous (Since she’s been celibate on the freaking moon for a thousand years), but now she can throw this situation in Celestia’s face whenever she wants
After Luna leaves, after telling Celestia about Blueblood's escape from the mental hospital, Celestia just sat in her bed feeling ashamed about herself, 'How could it have done something like that? With Discord out of anypony? And how could I have even enjoyed that? No wait, I didn't enjoy it, I love every me damned second of it. Letting him trust, wrapping my legs around him, begging for more. I need some serious time to think about this.'
Out in the hall way Luna was smiling at how she could easily bring this up to miss with her sister, though at the same time was kinda jealous since she hasn't been with anypony since her banishment to the moon, well she did almost sleep with one of her lunar guards, but...
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Three Months Ago, In Luna's Bedroom...
"DOES THOU LIKE THEE PRINCESS OF THE NIGHT'S MOUTH AROUND THEE'S THROBBING PONY MEMBER?!!!
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...yeah.
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At Fancypant's Manor...
Blueblood:
Okay, for Zant, that is kind of the last straw. He's been... well, you know how he's been. Ever since you all escaped from the mental asylum. So do what you do best. Get Angry. Get REALLY Angry and start yelling at them.
Yell at them about how YOU are in charge here and they should be doing what YOU say, cause YOU are the important one here.
During your tirade of rage, give a quick recap of all the insane sh*t that happened to get you in the situation and why you are doing what it is you are doing in the first place.
However, since it's you, during your tirade, accidentally tell them that the real reason you are doing this is to compensate for your minuscule penis size.
Zant: I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOUR PENIS MY LORD!
Blueblood:
Suddenly realize what you, and Zant just said. However, given who you just told it too, they're probably gonna forget it in a moment anyway. Still...
"Yeah, please don't ever say that again."
Yes, this was all a setup just so I could make that joke.
What, it works for Blueblood.
Meanwhile at the Legion of Doom (Fancy Pants Manor)
Blueblood does what Razor said, laying down the law to the others and getting Zant in line (Sort of) but also letting slip about his minuscule penis size.
But also Disco Dance sings Itsy Bitsy spider after what Blueblood says
Zant: Can I still say hello to Midna when we get there though my lord?
Blueblood: ….Sure (frustrated and embarrassed)
"Okay Zant that is enough!" Blueblood shouts at the crazy stallion, "May I remind you that I am calling the shots here?!
You're going to do what I say, when I say it! For Celestia's sake, I wouldn't even be in this situation if it weren't for that ape Snowflame. Who does he think he is ruining my amazing coat. Do you know how hard it is to work on a get coat like the one I had?! I need my good looks to distract mare from my really small penis and..."
"I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOUR PENIS MY LORD!" Zant shouts.
Blueblood's eye widened as he realizes what both he and Zant just said and says, "Please don't say that ever again, and just teleport us to Ponyville."
"Can I still say hello to Midna while we're there?" Zant asks.
"Sure, fine, whatever." Blueblood says, as Zants horn lit up, and with a flash of light the four of them were gone.
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In the Black Hole...
In the Black Hole
The voices have a laugh at the slip of the tongue that Blueblood had. They agree that with a penis that small, he would be very useful in overcompensating and taking revenge on Snowflame. They won’t even have to interfere, just sit back and watch since he’s already on a beeline for him.
The first voice is laughing his ass off when he finally says, "Oh man did you hear what he said?"
"Indeed, seems that the pony prince has the wee men." The second voice says.
"Yes, humorous, though it seems that he's going to Ponyville now." The third voice points out.
"It seems we won't even have to do anything." The fourth voice says, "Perfect."
"Snowflame won waffle eating contest! Now let's do 50, at the same time!"
"That is plain bullshit Snowflame."
"Whatever, you, writer, stop letting others write for you, you are writer of this story, write semi-original lines based on suggestions, not lines by another, because Snowflame can only take so much! MORE WAFFLES!!!"
Hmm.... you know, I thought Blueblood's tirade would be a bit longer...... oh well, it still accomplished what it had to. Good job my friend.
Anyway.
Snowflame, Warrior, Discord and Obito
Now that breakfast has been finished, the four of you all sit down together and discuss what you now know. Just so that everyone here is on the same page. Somepony tried to have Snowflame killed, and we now know that the pony is the infamous Prince Blueblood. So with that in mind, you all discuss what you are going to do next.
Which is of course to come to the obvious conclusion that you need to find Blueblood and beat the snot out of him. Obviously.
Where and how to begin this though is still up for discussion.
Obito
Join up with Snowflame and The Warrior. Even though you're reformed, it's been a while since you've really gotten to kick some flank, and despite all things, you are still an assassin. You still have skills. Plus, it seems best for you to stay on Snowflame's good side right now, and this seems like the best way to do that. Plus, did Blueblood ever pay you for the job you did so far (even though you failed)? Contemplate that for a moment.
Discord
As... entertaining as all of this is, violence isn't really your thing. You're a trickster not a murderer, and you know this. Hell, you didn't even fight the dragon when the others were, you just provided the music.
So with that in mind, respectfully take your leave. All debts are repaid between you and Snowflame, so now you are cool, or at least you should be.
So then teleport away.... and then reappear right in Celestia's bedroom where she is still sulking.
Spike
Walk into Sugarcube Corner right as Snowflame, Warrior, and Obito are finishing up their discussion (basically right as Discord leaves), and be fully on board with their plan to kick Blueblood's sniveling flank given how you know how he treated Rarity at the Gala and all. Snowflame, Warrior, and Obito of course, see no reason to not let Spike come along given that he is pretty much a dragon Bruce Campbell now.
So yeah, main character party now numbers at four.
Pinkie Pie
All this talk of adult fun has left you feeling a bit in the mood yourself, but alas, there are no stallions around for you to have some fun with. At least, none that aren't already married or in a relationship, and you certainly aren't about to impose on anypony. You aren't like that, especially with that sort of thing. Then again, there is Obito.... After everything he seems... nice, and he is available, as far as you know.
Contemplate this as you make more waffles.
Blueblood and the legion of crazies
Realize that Zant (being from another dimension and all) has no idea where Ponyville is and has teleported you... somewhere completely, COMPLETELY wrong.
As far as where that is. I'll leave that up to you.
Razor
Wait, why do I need to leave a comment for myself.
Lyra
WAKE UP AND BE BON BON
Bon Bon
WAKE UP AND BE LYRA
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Damnit, I knew there was something I forgot to do this chapter.
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It's okay. I do the same thing in my story.
Snowflame and The Ultimate Warrior speak to Discord
Discord: So I found out from two musicians that Prince Blueblood of all ponies was probably the one who hired the first assassin
Snowflame: The asshat pony that everybody universally hates? Huh, Snowflame feels like he should have figured that out sooner
Discord: Well he is pretty much a sniveling little bitch, but why would he try to have you killed?
Snowflame: Snowflame duct taped him to the ceiling at the big dance party
Discord: Ha, Classic (Smiles)
Warrior: (Belches from all the waffles) Now we have our target’s name, we will make this Prince Blueblood piss blood for the rest of his life!
Discord: Well I didn’t say for sure, but it is a pretty good lead
Snowflame: It doesn’t matter, the fans love seeing him hurt and humiliated, we will stomp him regardless, but there is a good way to find out, HEY MASKED CLAW PONY!!!!
Obito runs to the table in fear
Obito: Yes?
Snowflame: Do you think that the douchebag prince pony was the one who hired you?
Obito: Well I never saw his face, he was wearing a cloak, but he did sound pompous as tartarus
Discord: Well that’s more than enough proof for me
Obito: If you don’t mind, I would like to join you
Snowflame: Oh really? And tell Snowflame why?
Obito: Well, I do still want to make it up to you for the whole trying to kill you thing.
The Warrior snorts humorously at that statement
Obito: Plus, he never did pay me for the job, so I figure I’m due a few bits
Snowflame: Snowflame thought the Pink Pony was reforming you though?
Obito: She is, but I still got useful skills, plus I really need to get out of this bakery for awhile
Snowflame: Why?
Obito: Uhh…
A few minutes ago
Pinkie is contemplating aloud to Obito how a lot of shipping has been taking place.
Pinkie: It’s kind of weird, Discord is with Celestia, Spike is with Rarity, Derpy is marrying that Time Turner Doctor, heck even Trixie ended up with Iron Will, seems like everyone is getting paired off and I’ve never even had a coltfriend. All the guys I know are either married or in a relationship, or the brother of one of my best friends.
Obito: Uh huh
Pinkie: Wait, you’re a nice guy, and you seem fun, plus you make great desserts, are you single Obie?
Obito: Uhh….(Flashes back to Snowflame threatening him about doing anything to her, then flashes back to her interrogating him, he begins to sweat nervously) I…Uhhh…
Snowflame: HEY MASKED CLAW PONY!!!
Obito: Gotta Go! (Dashes off)
Pinkie: Hmph, oh well, he couldn’t handle me anyway (Smiles and continues making waffles)
Back in the Present
Obito: No reason, just want to have fun (Smiles nervously)
Snowflame: (Gives a scrutinizing look then smiles) Good enough for Snowflame
Warrior: Good enough for me
Spike walks in as they say this
Spike: What’s good enough for everyone?
Discord: We found out Prince Blueblood sent the first assassin here (points to Obito) and now he’s joining Snowflame’s revenge parade.
Spike: … Good enough for me, I’m in (Smiles evily)
Snowflame: Snowflame knew you would, the guy was a dick to your girlfriend
Spike: Ya, and Discord, I really owe you for that buddy, how can I ever repay you?
Discord: Just keep doing what you’re doing, that’s all the reward I ask for…and blackmail material on your mother, sister, boss, owner figure. What exactly is Twilight to you?
Spike: It’s complicated. I could get you her diary, would that be enough?
Discord: More than enough, now back to the matter at hand, when are you guys going to carry out the beating?
Snowflame: Snowflame thinks it can wait till after the BBQ, Snowflame saw in yesterday’s paper that he got put in a mental institution, he’s not going anywhere.
Discord: Well that’s convenient, so where is this cookout gonna be at?
Snowflame: The Pink Pony said down by the lake, she’s already got plenty of soy hot dogs for all these weak veggie ponies
Spike: and me since I’m not gonna commit cannibalism
Warrior: Soy Meat is the enemy of a true man, real men snap into the almighty Slim Jim!
Snowflame: Snowflame thought you worshiped Destrucity?
Warrior: I do, and Slim Jims are holy weapons in its arsenal, every wrestler knows this for they give great power, the Macho Man was their true disciple though.
Spike: Still not eating dragon meat dude
Warrior: Wimp
Discord: (Snap) Alright, the freezer is now out there and waiting. I also took the liberty of adding a few grills too
Pinkie: (From the Other Room) Awwww….I was gonna set those up
Discord: Sorry Pinkie, now I’ll take my leave, I still have to look into the whole black hole business.
Warrior: The god’s sent me here in their rocket ship of conquest, perhaps it holds the key to opening the delicious egg yolk of mystery.
Discord: Good Idea…I think, well anyway, good luck with the whole beating and or murdering of ol Blueblood.
Snowflame: Snowflame still thinks it is bullcrap that you won’t help us kill
Discord: Oh boo hoo, I won’t help you harm some pompous jerk, know what I’ll be doing instead?
Snowflame: What?
Discord: (Shouts so that the everyone in Sugar Cube Corners hears) Riding the ruler of this land till she can’t fly straight, OH!!! (Teleports out)
Everypony is shocked by the outburst, but Snowflame and the others continue with their discussion
Snowflame: Meh, Good for him, but now we have a group of four combatants…Snowflame actually has a team to lead (Tear rolls down his eye) Snowflame feels so happy.
Warrior: We will follow your lead my friend, we will not be distracted by shiny objects!
Obito: I still owe you, so ya
Spike: I’m finally getting some recognition so you can count on me
Snowflame: Well first we eat BBQ, then we crash the crazy house and beat the prissy pony to a pulp
Pinkie: (Holding Paper) Ummm…That may not be so simple Snowfy
Snowflame: Why not?
Pinkie shows the article about Blueblood’s escape
Snowflame: Oh son of a bitch!
At Canterlot Castle
Discord teleports into Celestia’s room where she is still sulking
Discord: Hi Tia, I’m Home!
Celestia:…
Discord: So how sore are you after last night? Because I gotta say my back had a twinge in it that would just not go away.
Celestia:…
Discord: Hey don’t beat yourself up, you were great, honestly, I…
Celestia: (Tackles him) Shut up and lock the door!
Discord: …(Snaps and door closes)My aren’t you eager (Shit eating grin)
Celestia: STOP TALKING!!! (Ferocious making out leading to what they did last night)
At Lyra and Bon Bon’s
When they wake up, they look at each other and remember the argument they had.
Lyra: I’m still mad at you for that accusation
Bon Bon: I know, but still, can you blame me, I mean I would kind of understand after (feels her neck) experiencing his hands (Perverted fantasy look on her face, apparently she loves being choked out by the Warrior)
Lyra: You know what? Buck it, you’re the one sleeping on the couch tonight, walks angrily to go take a shower
Bon Bon: …(Dreamily) Those hands were fantastic…
At the Library
Zecora begins experimenting on the Coca Plant anyway, because she really has nothing better to do. Twilight still mopes around since everything around her is going crazy, what with her Son, Brother, Assistant, Pet figure (It's complicated) turning into a beast and banging one of her friends, Discord apparently hooking up with the Princess and just the outright insanity that Snowflame brings on a daily basis.
Meanwhile with Team Crazy
They teleport into the middle of a bright and sunny place full of Crystal Ponies and buildings
Blueblood: Zant! This is the Crystal Empire!!!
Disco Dance: Polish the Globes, Polish the Globes!!!
Zant: Well how was I supposed to know my lord?
Blueblood: Ponyville is literally at the base of the mountain from Canterlot, we're now in the arctic for Celestia's sake!
Zant: I’m sorry my lord, I come from a different dimension after all
Blueblood: (Blueblood goes into an intense tirade) No you don’t, you are a pony, A PONY!!! You never were a usurper, Hyrule and the Twilight Realm don’t exist, and you don’t have a magical winged fire bringing panda!!!!
Crystal: Umm, excuse me, who are you yelling at?
Blueblood: Him! I’m yelling at…(Zant and the other three aren’t where they were standing, they took off during his tirade)
Blueblood: Uhhh….
Zant: (Somewhere in the distance) Oh My Ganon, Everything is So Shiny!!!
Screwloose: Bark
Blueblood: Oh Great! (Runs off to find his crew)
Crystal Pony: Crazy fool
Also at Canterlot Castle
Luna is visited by the Ghost of Sombra who starts hitting on her. She allows it since she is getting attention, but before anything can happen, Razor himself comes in and hits Sombra in the nose with a rolled up newspaper while a Brown Pit Pull/Shar-Pei mix with sunglasses watches.
Razor: NO! Bad Sombra! Back to My Story! The Updates are Coming Soon, Bad! And Bad BrownDog77! Stop making Ken add Sombra in the story!
BrownDog77: NEVER!!!
They all dissappear and Luna thinks to herself about how she'll never get laid
KenSES64 begins to hate both Razor and Brown Dog for their shenanigan comments and begins to build a death ray in his spare time
Need... more... SNOOOOOOWFLAME!!! Plz come with a new chapter soon!!!