Dawn of the Third Day (24)
The Next Morning
At Lyra and Bon Bon’s
Snowflame is sleeping peacefully in his bed. Bon Bon wakes up and walks down the stairs to get her day started when she sees a sight that takes her breath away in shock. Lyra is lying on a half naked human (he’s a wrestler and only has the trunks and boots) with her legs wrapped around its neck and its arms are holding her to its body. She has a disheveled mane (Because he was petting her in his sleep) and she has a goofy grin on her face. Bon Bon’s shock gives way to fury.
Bon Bon: WHAT THE BUCK LYRA!!!
Both Lyra and the Warrior awaken at this outburst, so does Snowflame who sits up in his bed upstairs.
Lyra: (Still Sleepy and blinking sleep out of her eyes) Huh? What is it Bonny?
Bon Bon: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!!!
Lyra: Do wha…(She looks down and sees the Warrior’s face) Oh Wow another human!
Warrior: Hello sea foam blanket, the candy pony over there woke us up.
Lyra: Oh this is amazing I…
Bon Bon: Don’t you dare ignore me!!!
Lyra: Hey, why are you shouting?
Bon Bon: You know why!!!
Lyra: I…(She looks at the situation from Bon Bon’s perspective. She notices that he’s barely got any clothes on and she is embracing him.) Oh, Bonny I swear to Celestia this is not what it looks like!
Bon Bon: Don’t you try to act innocent with me you harlot!
Lyra: No I swear! (She gets up off the Warrior)
Snowflame comes down the stairs
Snowflame: For the love of Cocaine, what is up with the shouting!
Bon Bon: Lyra is cheating on me with a human!!!
Lyra: I am not!!!
Snowflame: Snowflame…doesn’t know what to say to that (He looks at the Warrior who shakes his head no)
Bon Bon: We have one fight, ONE FIGHT!!! And this is what you do in retaliation?!!!
Lyra: NO!!! If you would just listen to me and stop being stupid, then we could clear this up!!!
Bon Bon: Oh so I’m stupid now am I?!
Lyra: Right now you are! You know perfectly well I would never do something like this, much less with a different species
Bon Bon: Oh right, of course you wouldn’t, except, oh I don’t know, does this sound familiar to you? (Mimicking Lyra’s voice) ‘Come on Bonny, Snowflame is just in the other room, let’s just ask him, I’m sure he would love to join us, it’ll be fun’
Lyra: I WAS DRUNK THAT NIGHT AND YOU KNOW IT!!!
Snowflame: Ok, really didn’t need to know about that. (He walks to the couch while they still yell at each other)
Snowflame: You didn’t do anything did you?
Warrior: No of course not, I do not need to break the barriers of bestiality, I have plenty of groupies in my harem back home!
Snowflame: Nice, Snowflame’s were disintegrated when his tool shed blew up. (Looking back at Lyra and Bon Bon) You see girls he…
Lyra: I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO HE IS!!!
Bon Bon: THAT MAKES IT EVEN WORSE!!!
Snowflame rolls his eyes and shakes his head
Warrior: Do they do this a lot?
Snowflame: More than you think, but less than you’d hope. Here, help Snowflame calm them.
Lyra and Bon Bon are snarling at each other and very close to ripping each other’s throats out, so Snowflame and the Warrior put them both in a headlock till they fall asleep. Snowflame has Bon Bon and Warrior chokes out Lyra. They place them together on the couch and walk out.
Snowflame: Hopefully they will think it was all a dream
Warrior: You really think they will buy that?
Snowflame: This isn’t the first time Snowflame had to choke them out. But anyway, let’s get these jewels to the library, that way Snowflame can finally have a lab to start pumping out his precious white powder.
Warrior: I WANT PANCAKES!!!! GIVE ME PANCAKES!!!
Snowflame: Snowflame wants some too, we’ll go to the pink pony after we drop this off.
Warrior: I WANNA MAKE SWEET SUGARY LOVE TO AUNT JEMIMA NOW!!!!
Snowflame: Ugh, fine, the pink pony lives in the gingerbread house down that way (Points) Snowflame will meet up with you later
Warrior: Prepare for the Breakfast Smackdown of the ages you fluffy delicious treats (He runs off).
Snowflame: Wow, does Snowflame sound like that to others?...Meh (Shrugs)
The Next Morning, At Lyra and Bon Bon’s...
Bon Bon wakes up and walks down the stairs to get her day started when she sees a sight that takes her breath away in shock. Lyra is lying on a half naked human with her legs wrapped around its neck and its arms are holding her to its body. She has a disheveled mane and she has a goofy grin on her face. Bon Bon’s shock gives way to fury. "WHAT THE BUCK LYRA!"
Both Lyra and the Warrior awaken at this outburst, so does Snowflame who sits up in his bed upstairs.
"Huh? What is it Bonny?" Lyra asks still tried.
"HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!"
"Do wha…" She looks down and sees The Warrior, "Oh Wow another human!"
"Hello sea foam blanket, the candy pony over there woke us up." The Warrior says.
"Oh this is amazing I…"
"Don’t you dare ignore me!" Bon Bon shouts.
"Hey, why are you shouting?"
"You know why!"
"I…", She looks at the situation from Bon Bon’s perspective. She notices that he’s barely got any clothes on and she was embracing him, "Oh, Bonny I swear to Celestia this is not what it looks like!"
"Don’t you try to act innocent with me you harlot!"
"No I swear!", She gets up off The Warrior.
Snowflame comes down the stairs, "For the love of Cocaine, what is up with the shouting!"
"Lyra is cheating on me with a human!" Bon Bon shouts.
"I am not!" Lyra shouts back.
"Snowflame…doesn’t know what to say to that.", He looks at the Warrior who shakes his head no.
"We have one fight, ONE FIGHT!!! And this is what you do in retaliation?!" Bon Bon shouts.
"NO! If you would just listen to me and stop being stupid, then we could clear this up!" Lyra shouts.
"Oh so I’m stupid now am I?!"
"Right now you are! You know perfectly well I would never do something like this, much less with a different species!"
"Oh right, of course you wouldn’t, except, oh I don’t know, does this sound familiar to you?.", she starts mimicking Lyra’s voice, ‘Come on Bonny, Snowflame is just in the other room, let’s just ask him, I’m sure he would love to join us, it’ll be fun’"
"I WAS DRUNK THAT NIGHT AND YOU KNOW IT!"
"Ok, really didn’t need to know about that." Snowflame as he walks to the couch while they still yell at each other. "You didn’t do anything did you?"
"No of course not, I do not need to break the barriers of bestiality, I have plenty of groupies in my harem back home!" The Warrior says.
"Nice, Snowflame’s were disintegrated when his tool shed blew up." He looks back at Lyra and Bon Bon, "You see girls he…"
"I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO HE IS!" Lyra shouts.
"THAT MAKES IT EVEN WORSE!" Bon Bon shouts back.
Snowflame rolls his eyes and shakes his head.
"Do they do this a lot?" The Warrior asks.
"More than you think, but less than you’d hope. Here, help Snowflame calm them." Snowflame said.
Lyra and Bon Bon are snarling at each other and very close to ripping each other’s throats out, Snowflame and The Warrior grab both of put them both in a headlock till they fall asleep. They place them together on the couch and walk out.
"Hopefully they will think it was all a dream." Snowflame says.
"You really think they will buy that?" The Warrior asks.
"This isn’t the first time Snowflame had to choke them out. But anyway, let’s get these jewels to the library, that way Snowflame can finally have a lab to start pumping out his precious white powder."
"I WANT PANCAKES!!!! GIVE ME PANCAKES!!!"
"Snowflame wants some too, we’ll go to the pink pony after we drop this off."
"I WANNA MAKE SWEET SUGARY LOVE TO AUNT JEMIMA NOW!"
"Ugh, fine, the pink pony lives in the gingerbread house you can't miss it, Snowflame will meet up with you later."
"Prepare for the Breakfast Smackdown of the ages you fluffy delicious treats! The Warrior runs off runs off.
"Wow, does Snowflame sound like that to others?...Meh."
Snowflame wheels his cart to the Library. Along the way, he passes Carousal Boutique which seems to be shaking with muffled moans coming out of it. A baggy eyed neighbor is looking at it and muttering
Neighbor: All Night…Luna help me, they haven’t stopped all night.
Snowflame smirks then walks on by.
He eventually gets to the library door and knocks. Twilight opens up the door, she doesn’t look like she’s slept either.
Twilight: Oh, it’s you (Bitter)
Snowflame: Of course it is, this is Snowflame’s story. Now on to business (He walks into the library and spots Zecora) Fire up the ovens Rhyming Zebra, we got a big order to fill (He smiles mischeviously).
Snowflame wheels his cart to the Library. Along the way, he passes Carousal Boutique which seems to be shaking with muffled moans coming out of it. A baggy eyed neighbor is looking at it and muttering "All Night…Luna help me, they haven’t stopped all night."
Snowflame smirks then walks on by. He eventually gets to the library door and knocks. Twilight opens up the door, she doesn’t look like she’s slept either.
"Oh, it’s you." She says bitterly.
"Of course it is, this is Snowflame’s story. Now on to business.", He walks into the library and spots Zecora., "Fire up the ovens Rhyming Zebra, we got a big order to fill!" He smiles mischeviously.
Snowflame:
Discover that Twilight does not have all of the necessary materials for making cocaine. Sure you have all the funds, but you don't have all the supplies you need just yet. Luckily, having seen every single episode of Breaking Bad (What, sure it's Meth and not Cocaine, but how could a supervillain like you NOT watch that show, plus it is a good show, you have to admit), you have a pretty good idea of what you need to get.
So, with that in mind, you make your next quest to go out and find those supplies. For whatever reason, you think that Pinkie Pie might have some, or know where you can get some (they are normal enough to pass for nothing, she should know), and since you were going to meet the Ultimate arrior at Sugarcube Corner anyway, it all works out.
"Oh no." Twilight says, "Zecora told me that what you plan on doing with my equipment. No way am I letting you." Twilight says.
"Why not, Snowflame just wants to bring his god to you cute and cuddly ponies." Snowflame says.
"No. Besides Zecora said that you don't even know how to make cocaine."
"True, and since KenSES64 hasn't seen Breaking Bad and has no interest into watching it, so if he hasn't then Snowflame hasn't."
"What are you talking about?"
"The author. Well see you later nerdy alicorn. Snowflame will be having breakfast." Snowflame grabs his cart and walks off.
Zecora:
After Snowflame leaves, ask Twilight just who in the hell Flash Sentry is.
Zecora walks up to Twilight and says, "Miss Twilight if you don't mind telling me, but who is this Flash Sentry?"
Twilight just starts blushing.
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Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner...
At Sugar Cube Corner
Pinkie: …And then I was like, Oh My Gosh, a BBQ, I can’t Wait, so then they took their gems and left and then Rarity was like, ‘Spike is Mine’, then she dragged him away for adult fun and then Twilight was all gloomy, and then we all went to bed then woke up now.
Obito:…Wow, So this human took out half of downtown Canterlot and Killed a dragon? I can’t believe I tried to kill him. And now there are two (He shudders).
Pinkie: Yep, you’re lucky the commenters didn’t have him get rid of you.
Obito: Who are…
(The Ultimate Warrior Busts in through the front door with his jewels behind him)
Warrior: The Warrior demands the immediate satisfaction of his stomach, and only the heavenly fluffy bodies of flapjacks will suffice!
Obito is shocked
Pinkie: Okie Dokie Lokie 
Warrior:
Put some whipped cream on your pancakes. Why? CAUSE IT'S GOD DAMN DELICIOUS AND A GENIUS IDEA, SHUT UP!!!!!!
"…And then I was like, Oh My Gosh, a BBQ, I can’t Wait, so then they took their gems and left and then Rarity was like, ‘Spike is Mine’, then she dragged him away for adult fun and then Twilight was all gloomy, and then we all went to bed then woke up now." Pinkie says to Obito.
"Wow, So this human took out half of downtown Canterlot and Killed a dragon? I can’t believe I tried to kill him. And now there are two. " Obito responds shuddering.
"Yep, you’re lucky the commenters didn’t have him get rid of you."
"Who are…"
The Ultimate Warrior Busts in through the front door with his jewels behind him. "The Warrior demands the immediate satisfaction of his stomach, and only the heavenly fluffy bodies of flapjacks with whipped cream will suffice!"
Pinkie smiles and says, "Okie Dokie Lokie."
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Meanwhile at the Carousel Boutique...
Rarity:
If what I read is to be accurate, you just did it with someone who technically is still underage. How do you feel right now?
Rarity thinks about it for a second, but then decides it doesn't matter, Spike is now Bruce Campbell, age is invalid 
Rarity lays next no a sleeping Spike and thinks 'Well, he is still technically underage, should I feel bad about myself? Well the way he is now age could be considered invalid.'
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Meahwhile at Derpy's...
And then the Doctah and Derpy were in bed. Teh Und.
At Derpy’s
She wakes up to find she is resting her head on “Time Turner’s” Chest. There is no mystery to what they did last night.
Derpy: (Thinking) So he’s my second, but he’s been around for over a thousand years, wonder what number I am to him? (She shudders at the Thought)
Time Turner for some reason is dreaming about how he should buy a fez.
Derpy wakes up to find she is resting her head on “Time Turner’s” Chest. There is no mystery to what they did last night. She thinks to herself, 'So he’s my second, but he’s been around for over a thousand years, wonder what number I am to him?.', She shudders at the Thought.
"Time Turner" for some reason is dreaming about how he should buy a fez.
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Meanwhile at Canterlot Castle...
At the Castle
Luna looks at the morning paper and spits out her coffee, the front page details the human’s fight, but below it is an article on how Prince Blueblood and other inmates escaped from the Asylum. She runs to Celestia’s room and bangs on the door
Luna: Sister, we have a problem that needs to be dealt with.
The door opens and Discord walks out yawning, which shocks Luna.
Discord: Morning Lulu (keeps walking to kitchen)
Luna looks back to the door and sees Celestia with a disheveled mane and an intense look of shame upon her face.
Luna: uhhhhh….
Celestia: NOT…A…WORD! (Intense Whisper)
Luna looks at the morning paper and spits out her tea, the front page details the human’s fight, but below it is an article on how Prince Blueblood and other inmates escaped from the Asylum. Knowing that this cloud be a bad situation, she runs to Celestia’s room and bangs on the door. "Sister, we have a problem that needs to be dealt with."
The door opens and Discord walks out in a pink bathrobe, yawning. "Morning Lulu." He says while he keeps walking to kitchen.
Luna looks back to the door and sees Celestia with a disheveled mane and an intense look of shame upon her face.
"Uhhhhh…. Sister?"
.
"NOT…A…WORD!" Celestia says with an intense whisper.
Luna:
Don't care what Celestia just said, ask how she got into this situation. And yes, it is exactly what it looks like. They really did do it last night. Discord is not there to comment cause he out on the streets gathering information, as he promised that he would do.
"I would ask what happened, but I'm sure it is exactly what it looks like, we got a situation here." Luna says to Celestia.
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Discord:
Be this pony while you are gathering information, it will make you less conspicuous.
Discord after grabbing a bagel, decides to help with what he promised Snowflame and to go around Canterlot looking for any information on who sent the first assassin to kill Snowflame. Though he may draw some attention in his normal self, so he snaps his figures and a cloud of smoke forms around him. When the smoke clears he is now in the form of a brown unicorn stallion with a grey mane, tail and goatee, eye eyes, a scroll for a cutie mark, and wearing a blue suit with a green bow tie. He smiles and says, "Ha fanservice."
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At Fancy Pants Manor...
At Fancy Pants Manor
Blueblood wakes up to Screwloose licking his face
Blueblood: Eww, Stop that.
He looks around and sees broken furniture, empty beer cans and pizza boxes, and other after party messes. There are however, no servants, just Zant and Disco Dance eating waffles.
Blueblood: Zant! Where are the house servants?
Zant: Oh don’t worry my lord, I took care of them.
Blueblood: Oh Celestia, you didn’t?
Zant: No of course not, I just sent them away.
Blueblood: Oh thanks goodness (sighs in relief, then thinks for a minute) Wait, WHAT?!! Zant, they’ve seen our faces, they’ll get guards and…
Zant: Oh don’t worry about that my lord, I sent them to Mexicolt
Somewhere in Mexicolt
The house servants are crowded into a tiny house surrounded by burros, it belongs to the family of the donkey maid that answered the door.
Maid: This my uncle’s place, you clean if you want to sleep here
Butler: We should get some guards or contact Mr. Fancy Pants and tell them about those insane ponies though!
Maid: Noooo, nooo, you clean now.
Back at the Manor
Blueblood: Oh
Zant: But that doesn’t matter right now, because it appears Midna has followed me.
Blueblood: Who?
Zant: Midna, the Twilight Princess, I turned her into an imp and took her throne, but then she blew me up. She never forgave me for eating her dog in kindergarten.
Disco Dance: Crunchy! Crunchy!
Blueblood: Uhhh…
Zant: Anyway, she’s clearly here and not even trying to hide herself, I mean seriously? Princess Twilight? As if that would fool me.
(Zant is looking at a picture of her in the paper, he then closes it showing the front page headline and the article about their escape which shocks Blueblood)
Zant: So what do you say my lord? To Ponyville?
Blueblood: Ummm, yes, let’s go there. She may have a bodyguard in that town though, looks like a hairless monkey, you should blow him up too.
Zant: Why would I blow up her bodyguard? I’m only going to say hello, it’s been far too long since we've seen each other.
Blueblood: But…
Zant: Anyway, to the train station!
Blueblood: Wait, why don’t you just teleport us?
Zant: I Like Trains
Blueblood wakes up to Screwloose licking his face, "Eww, Stop that!" He shouts at her. He looks around and sees broken furniture, empty beer cans and pizza boxes, and other after party messes. There are however, no servants, just Zant and Disco Dance eating waffles. "Zant! Where are the house servants?"
"Oh don’t worry my lord, I took care of them."
"Oh Celestia, you didn’t?"
"No of course not, I just sent them away."
"Oh thanks goodness." He sighs in relief, then thinks for a minute, "Wait, WHAT?!! Zant, they’ve seen our faces, they’ll get guards and…"
"Oh don’t worry about that my lord, I sent them to Mexicolt."
Somewhere in Mexicolt
The house servants are crowded into a tiny house surrounded by burros, it belongs to the family of the donkey maid that answered the door.
"This my uncle’s place, you clean if you want to sleep here." The Donkey maid says to the other servants.
"We should get some guards or contact Mr. Fancy Pants and tell them about those insane ponies though!" The Butler says.
"Noooo, nooo, you clean now."
Back at the Manor...
"Oh..." Blueblood simply says.
"But that doesn’t matter right now, because it appears Midna has followed me."
"Who?"
"Midna, the Twilight Princess, I turned her into an imp and took her throne, but then she blew me up. She never forgave me for eating her dog in kindergarten."
"Crunchy! Crunchy!" Disco Dance Shouts.
"Uhhh…" Is all Blueblood can say.
"Anyway, she’s clearly here and not even trying to hide herself, I mean seriously? Princess Twilight? As if that would fool me." Zant says, looking at a picture of Princess Twilight Sparkle in the paper, he then closes it showing the front page headline and the article about their escape which shocks Blueblood. "So what do you say my lord? To Ponyville?"
"Ummm, yes, let’s go there. She may have a bodyguard in that town though, looks like a hairless monkey, you should blow him up too."
"Why would I blow up her bodyguard? I’m only going to say hello, it’s been far too long since we've seen each other."
"But…"
"Anyway, to the train station!"
"Wait, why don’t you just teleport us?"
"I Like Trains."