Snowflame has been in Equestria for quite some time now, and here are some of his insane adventures, that you control.
Have fun.
Inspired by the story, Wake up. See this. What do? by my good friend, RazortheAwesome
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This is part of the Snowflame in Equestria series.
*My Little Snowflme: Cocaine is Magic
*Snowflame Steals Bon Bon's Slippers
*Snowflame Goes into Ponyville and Does Stuff
*Razor vs. Snowflame by: RazortheAwesome (non-canon)
*Snowflame Gets Invited to the Grand Galloping Gala
Chapters (33)
From what the description said, I going to assume this is a comment driven story. As such, I will treat it as such.
Now, I assume a scenario which Rarity meets Snowflame. Not quite sure what would ensue, but something in-character, I'm sure. Midnight, any suggestions?
Midnight: From what I can assume from his character, I assume he would want to find a way to make cocaine.
Hey that rhymes! Way, cocaine? Well, kinda, but-
Midnight: Ahem.
Oh, right. Sorry, please continue.
Midnight: Anyways, I doubt he would succeed, given that his wisdom stat is low. Considering his insanity levels, I have no doubt that something or someone will blow up in a strange and comical fashion.
Snowflame goes to sugarcube corner and fucks shit up with Pinkie Pie, and then does cocaine. Blueblood goes to the train station and is mistaken for a gimp.
All legit.
run into either Rarity, Sweetie Belle, or Prince Blueblood
mistake their white coats for cocaine and attempt to snort it.
edit:
Also love what you've done with this. The public service announcement bit make me fall to the floor laughing.
Find a white-coated pony and mistake their coats for cocaine, then attempt to snort it.
Hmmm, let's see.
1.) Snowflame wanders around the main square, looking at various stalls.
2.) Snowflame sees the Zebra person Zecora come to one of the local flower shops, and decides to talk to her.
3.) After some verbal exchange, Snowflame's Cocaine sense tingles, and Zecora mentions her own garden in the Everfree being used to grow a Cocoa plant she received from a friend. Being who he is, Snowflame wishes to aid in this endeavor, due to Cocoa plants being the first step to re-creating Cocaine, and introducing it to his Pony friends.
4.) Zecora, never having heard of this, 'Cocaine', agrees and the two go off to her hut, where they begin seeing how they can allow the Cocoa plant to thrive...and allow Snowflame to bring his god, Cocaine, to the masses of his new world.
5.) Blueblood begins plotting, secretly trying to find out information on Snowflame at a place of ill repute...IE: Doughnut Joe's Doughnut shop. After all, a noble like him would find such a commoner's practice damaging to his image should he be recognized there.
6.) His comments and 'subtlety' get him thrown out in a comical fashion, with him landing in whatever substance would be most appropriate so long as he wails about his coat afterwards.
Enough of a start, eh?
Please note, he knows that Cocoa is needed for Cocaine, but he'd have to roll a Cocaine Lore check to see if he remembered the process to do so, let alone could do so with Equestrian tech.
Snow Flame had the misfortune of bad enemies. The New Guardians suck so much, from their HQ to the team itself. Hell, the hilarious douchebag anti-heroes of Nextwave could kick their asses.
Snowflame really needs some true nose powder, the liquid cocaine keeps making Snowflame have to pee a lot.
Have it in Snowflame's mind to start a quest for his Great White God's true form, maybe some medicine pony (or zebra) knows the location of the cradle of life (Cocoa Plant).
While thinking about this, Snowflame see's his friends the CMC. There's the fruit one, the chicken (who is trying to jump a park bench with her scooter), and the one that looks like she is covered in Snowflame's precious powder. Maybe she is! Last time Snowflame saw her it wasn't the case, but perhaps that has changed.
After Snowflame finds out that she isn't and has a good laugh with the girls, the orange chicken challenges Snowflame to jump the park bench with her. So instead, jump 50
AT THE SAME TIME!!!!
3017437 It's spelt coca.
3017855 Thanks,
how he spelled it
Wherever Snowflame lands make sure it leads to some kind of awkward situation.
Now for my actual advice:
REMEMBER SNOWFLAME!!! REMEMBER!!!
REMEMBER YOUR GOD!! REMEMBER HOW YOU TAUGHT THE OTHER HUMANS ABOUT ME!!! REMEMBER THAT IT WAS YOU WHO BROUGHT IT TO THEM!!!! YOU MAY NOT KNOW HOW TO MAKE THE COCAINE YOURSELF, BUT YOU KNOW HOW TO BRING IT TO OTHERS, AND FROM THAT, YOU'VE WATCHED OTHER PEOPLE MAKE IT!!! REMEMBER SNOWFLAME, REMEMBER!!!!!!
Then after this revelation hits you, you wake up in said awkward situation.
Suddenly, Deadpool. This angers Snowflame, and they fight. And then Vodka appears, and the two decide to ignore it and leave each other.
Snowflame lands in Rainbow Dash's rainbow swimming pool in her cloud house (How can he walk on clouds? Because he's Snowflame!).
Snowflame then must taste the rainbow pool, it must taste like skittles. It's a bit spicy, but it doesn't burn nearly as good as Cocaine.
Snowflame then sees Rainbow Dash doing something embarrassing and out of character (Maybe she's trying on a fancy dress)
Snowflame says: "Rainbow Dash always dresses in style" and laughs at his joke.
Rainbow Dash in thoroughly embarrassed and screams in rage at Snowflame and tells him to leave
Snowflame shrugs, says goodbye then does a cannonball into the lake below Rainbow's house, the water goes so high it soaks her.
Meanwhile Prince Blueblood steps in gum and while trying to scrape it off on a nearby trashbin, Fancy Pants rounds the corner and thinks he's a homeless pony, so he gives him a few bits and his condolences and walks off.
Blueblood is angered by this, so he mentally adds Fancy Pants to "The List" along with Donut Joe and Snowflame.
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Ok, agreeing with this guy for the Cocaine revelation/flashback as Snowflame flies through the air. As for when he lands.
1.) Snowflame is first aware of landing on his head, this produces no pain, as Snowflame cannot feel it. And the blow itself is not harmful, both due to is extreme toughness and the cushioning effect of the excess brain matter in his head he is not using...and the fact he landed on cloud.
2.) Upon reorienting himself, Snowflame observes his surroundings, seeing himself on a Cloudhouse, (Possible since he was exposed to a Cloudwalking spell and his own powers have kept it fueled and active ever since first exposure.) Looking around he sees the Liquid Rainbow Waterfall, and decides to taste it. He then flashes back to the creation of a batch of Cocaine he witnessed, and realizes most of the chemical smells and such are in the Liquid Rainbow in his mouth!
3.) Moving to the house to ask the owner to aid him in his noble cause, he witnesses Rainbow Dash in a fancy (Read Gala) dress. She is still very good-looking in it, but she frets, both due to this being a girly activity and the fact she is insecure.
4.) Snowflame, for a change knocks, and Rainbow is distracted enough to answer in the dress.
5.) Their conversation is kept strictly to the liquid rainbow, which Dash gives permission for a small amount to be harvested for his use.
6.) Sitting awkwardly, Snowflame compliments Rainbow Dash on looking very nice, though as a human, his sense of good looking may be different than Equestrian norm.
7.) Rainbow, both embarrassed and yet hopeful, asks if he really thinks so.
8.) Snowflame confirms, and wonders aloud if she has her eyes on somepony, and if so, would she like aid.
9.) Rainbow may confirm or deny, but either way, Snowflame leaves his offer standing, for whenever she might need the aid.
10.) Snowflame then departs with the sample of Rainbow, looking to head back to Zecora's hut, in hopes of a new incarnation of his god Rising.
11.) Blueblood, Still in Canterlot, is now looking to find an alternative means of getting to Snowflame, and looks up the famous Cellist, Octavia Philaharmonica.
12.) Upon finding her apartment, he is met by one, DJ Pon3, Ie, Vinyle Scratch.
13.) Seeing the obviously lower-class mare, he threatens to call the guards and arrest her for breaking and entering, with the DJ rebuffing him that a poster child for "Rich and Challenged" should try learning to walk and breath at the same time.
14.) The exchange brings out Octavia, who knows full well who the Prince is, tries to curb Vinyl, while Blueblood then gasps, thinking this is a hostage situation.
15.) Vinyl becoming more enraged, and Octavia more exasperated, punches the prince, saying why she'd be holder her own Filly-friend hostage.
16.) Blueblood smirks, saying that it's obviously a lie, as no Canterlot raised mare would degrade herself with such a low-class no account ruffian.
17.) Octavia herself freezes before kindly asking the prince to repeat that. Not noticing her undertone, Blueblood does just that, smirking at Vinyle, who now looks to Octavia in fear.
18.) Octavia herself then launches herself at Blueblood, Base Guitar in hand, ranting about how she'd gunna "Drop the base, ON YOUR HEAD!!" Vinyl quickly calls for the guards, before settling back with a bag of popcorn, saying, "That's my Tavi!" As the scene ends, we hear Blueblood's screams.
Hope you enjoyed this as much as I enjoyed writing it!
3022560 As Snowflame goes to Zecora's home, Deadpool appears out of the bushes before thinking of Linkara, and attacking the man for being friends with that egomaniac.
It goes like this...
"I will smash you smash, and take yo coca-cola, because I want coke!"
"What? Snowflame was talking about cocaine!"
"Wait, really? Then why am I here?"
"Snowflame does not know."
"Whateves, later fucker."
Snowflame lands on Blueblood, getting that obvious meeting happening. It doesn't last long as Blueblood is dropkicked to the palace and Snowflame realizes that he must get back to Ponyville before Lyra gets back after work. He then realizes that he has plenty of time to get back and then runs to the palace, catches Blueblood (who was plotting to tell Celestia) and then makes Blueblood look like an asshole. then return to Ponyville to find stripy flower pony to bring cocaine to the ponies.
1) A new chalanger appears: DeadPool!
2) DeadPool teaches Snowflame how to make super cocane(don't ask me how).
3) [Insert other comments here]
Another Snowflame story.
Instafaved.
See if you can use the rainbow liquid to make cocaine.... somehow...
Also, find a rival. It's been ages since you've had a good battle
Snowflame jumps into the air again and lands on top of Mr. and Mrs. Cake's cake in an awesome fashion, which somehow get's all over Rarity too. Pinkie says hi, and the two go off to have hot sauce adventures.
Prince Blueblood manages to escape with no more than a few dozen bruises, and decides to just go to the train station, only to forget where Snowflame lives. And then he see Rainbow fly in in her dress with an annoyed look on her face. Rest goes on like you wish.
Snowflame now has hot sauce, and what goes good with hot sauce?
CHICKEN WINGS!!!!
With those spicy crunchy delicious pieces of meat on Snowflame's mind, Snowflame happens to bump into Gilda, who proceeds to be a bitch to him and try to fight him.
Snowflame steals her wings, leaving her screaming in agony in the middle of the Ponyville market, then he takes them to Pinkie Pie who has a deep fryer in the kitchen for all her deep fried snacks.
Cover them in the Rainbow Hot Sauce and try to share with the Pink Pony even if she doesn't eat meat.
Meanwhile, Blueblood wakes up inside of a dumpster with a Chinese food container on his head. He also has lewd pictures shaved into his fur.
Snowflame finds a rock and throws it in the air. It lands in the changeling kingdom and chrysalis dies.
Prince Blueblood Wakes up finding himself In a roof of a train with a masked guy calling himself Obito.
Well, looks like my suggestions have some weight, so let's see what more madness I can conjure up!
1.) Snowflame, now in possession of a Hot Sauce base, looks to the market to find more spices to add to the already potent substance.
2.) Entering the Market place, he then ponders what Ponies would put hot sauce on, since they don't eat meat.
3.) The answer of course comes to him, PIZZA!! Snowflame then seeks among the stalls any mention of the circular food.
4.) After checking with numerous ponies, including a rather oddly tempered pony names Rose Luck, Snowflame is aware pizza exists here, and so do the ingredients...but there are no Pizza Places in Ponyville!!
5.) Realizing the untapped Market, Snowflame resolves to open Ponyville's first Pizza Joint, though he now needs other ponies interested in helping him, as he'd never made a Pizza in his life.
6.) Looking to the Cakes, he finds Pinkie, who while able to make Pizza, declines his offer to start a new business, as she's quite happy with the Cakes.
7.) On her recommendation, Snowflame seeks out another pony who might be interested, or rather, a Dragon.
8.) Snowflame finds himself in Golden Oaks/Books and Branches Library, where he finds Spike, and asks if he would like to be partners in the venture.
9.) Spike, both knowing how to make Pizza, and having grown rather tired of Twilight not being home a lot due to princess duties, agrees on the stipulation they hire other ponies to learn from him and become the normal staff. Spike still wants to be able to be home often, in case Twilight does come home.
10.) With the deal struck, the two seek out other ponies (With or without talents) to staff their new store, while they argue about being called either "Spike's Place" or "Cocaine Paradise".
11.) After the potent beating at the hooves of Miss Octavia, Prince Blueblood limps his way down the main road of Canterlot, still in his cloak.
12.) Attempting to make his way back to his mansion, he is accosted by several royal guards, who see him and 'believe' him to be an intruder.
13.) Insulting the guards intelligence, they see him as "Assaulting an officer", and have him hauled away from questioning.
14.) Upon arrival, he is charged with being a changeling and having replaced the real Blueblood, with false facts such as "the prince's Kindness, integrity, and generosity" being used to describe the "real Blueblood", which anypony nearby is just an excuse to hold him, while Blueblood eats the praise up, despite himself. Since the "Fake Prince" exhibits none of these traits, he is obviously a changeling doing a bad job at replacing him.
15.) When asked why they don't just test for changeling magic, they say their specialist unicorn is away for the next month or so, so they'll have to detain him and use alternative methods. His reaching for a meat mallet does nothing for Blueblood's composure.
Well, hope that was interesting, and best of luck!!
A gorrila walks torward Snowflame. tells him "No tears, only dreams now" and steals his Hot Sauce and Kicks Snowflame in his D
and throws him into Fluttershys house.
a New prisoner comes to the cell Blueblood is in, Its a griffons called Gilda, She grabs a Soup from her pocket and drops it on the floor and tells Blueblood to pick it up.
Snowflame had too much Rainbow Sauce and has atomic heartburn the likes of which have never been felt before.
He needs an ultra strength anti-acid or lots of milk. If it's milk he needs, then go to the Apple's cows and MILK THEM ALL.
In Jail, Blueblood meets his cellmate Bubba, who forces him to sing "I Feel Pretty" or else he gets beaten more. The guards view and record this as they laugh their asses off.
Snowflame will have fire farts.
Blueblood is soon discovered by Celestia, who basically decided to take him out and hear his entire story. At the hitman part, she knows that s
will go down.
EPIC PIZZA TIME!!! Why didn't I think of that? It's perfect!! I bow before your superior vision!
That said...hmmmm, what further madness can I unleash? ...hmmmm...I HAVE IT!!
1.) Snowflame, full from the delicious (And nutritious) pizza, seeks out more things to do.
2.) Having already been to the town Square, Snowflame decides to wander randomly, and near the edge of town, sees a house with an odd Blue Barn/Blue Police Box next to it. Snowflame is quite certain either is rather unusual in Equestria.
3.) Deciding to ask about it, Snowflame knocks on the door, and is greeted by the local Mail-Mare Ditsy Derpina Hooves ne Doo. Knowing the bubbly mare from random encounters around town he greets her warmly, and asks how things have been.
4.) After a few minutes of happy chatting, Snowflame asks about the odd blue structure next to her house. She mentions it belongs to the local stallion most know as Time Turner.
5.) Snowflame further asks why said stallion has such an odd object, and she says he mentioned something about, ""Making sure the old girl is taken care of. Her last outing certainly left her tuckered out.""
6.) Snowflame, now even more curious, and a touch frustrated, asks if he can go inside.
7.) Derpy isn't sure if he should, but then remembers the "Muffin Button" that is inside, and says they can go long enough to get a few muffins.
8.) Now near the level of terminal confusion, Snowflame agrees, and once Derpy opens the door and enters, Snowflame follows.
9.) When Snowflame looks around, he falls to his knees and says, "COCAINE!!! MY GOD, YOU HAVE RETURNED TO ME! THIS PLACE DOESN'T LOOK A THING LIKE IT SHOULD FROM THE OUTSIDE!!"
10.) Derpy, munching on a muffin that's been produced, says, "Of course not silly, Time Turner never does anything that predictable. Though usually when somepony goes in here they say it's bigger on the inside for some strange reason."
11.) Blueblood, now in prison, begins to think about his life, all the events that lead him here. In a moment of extreme clarity, he questions if it was...in fact...all his own fault?
12.) The moment passes quickly and he determines that Square are to blame here, "After all, circles betrayed that other mare, what's her name...the blue one who defeated an Ursa Major...eh, not important."
13.) Upon this revelation, he calls the guards demanding they round out all the edges and points in his cell, and demanding that all his meal trays be either plates or triangles.
14.) Celestia, having come down to see how her dear nephew could have been imprisoned, hears this from a few cells down, and looks to the guard on duty.
15.) "I'm sorry, your majesty. But he had been rather off, if you recall in his assumptions of the world. I suppose this result was inevitable." The guard says, using this fortuitous turn of random as justification for the arrest. "He's a danger to himself and others, I propose he be moved to a private facility where he can have the best of care."
16.) Celestia, now confronted with this idea, asks for some time to speak with her sister. The guard, seeing her leave, calls one of his Pegasus fellows and tells him to find princess Luna and get her in on this.
17.) The other guard grins widely, speeding off, knowing of the Lunar Mare's disdain for the pompous prince, he had every confidence that the blowhard would finally meet a justified end.
I like Awesomedude17's idea for prince blueblood.
(In the Tardis)
Snowflame tries to convince the Doctor to get cocaine for him. Discussion ensues. Timey-whimey shenanigans happen. Alternate reality where it snows cocaine. Snowflames gets as much as he could, and etcetera.
(In the jail where Blueblood is)
After telling his story to Celestia, Celestia throws in her two bits. Luna arrives, and embarrassing actions ensue against Blueblood, which we call being trolled. Blueblood runs away in tears, and swears vengeance on those who 'wronged' him.
Snowflame has hung around Linkara a lot, so he knows what the sonic screwdriver looks like and a Cybermat, he should bring those up in discussion with the Doctor.
Snowflame should also ask for a cocaine button from the Doctor.
In the Jailhouse, Luna enters and is clearly peeved about something, which makes Blueblood nervous to the point of hiccuping.
Upon time travel, they come across two people, Captain Jack Harkness, who then hits on SNOWFLAME, and then Deadpool, who then wonders why he is here, and then goes out into space without a spacesuit.
Celestia is very displeased at the hitman and decides to just leave Blueblood there to teach him some manners. Blueblood's douchebag levels rise by two points.
Wow... two references since I last looked. Oh well.
Snowflame:
Go on a journey with the Doctor and Derpy to find the pony equivalent of this character.
(nice use of the line there by the way)
Take her under your wing as your first disciple on your journey to bring cocaine to Equestria, or have you forgotten about that already?
It's okay if you have.
Blueblood:
Do what you always do. Be wrong.
Doctor:
Don't trust Snowflame for obvious reasons, but then go "screw that" and take him on a time travel journey anyway, cause YOU ARE THE DOCTOR WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG!?
3079278>>3079025
Hmmm, I see more potential here, let me break it down for ya!
1.) Snowflame, having lived with Linkara, knows a little about the Doctor, like his Sonic Screwdrivers and the Cybermats being from his universe. He then discuses with the Doctor how he could be real in this world, as his show belongs to what seems to be an entirely different universe.
2.) Mild to short discussion begins, punctuated by eating of muffins. The topic of Cocaine is raised, and the Doctor sees how it benefits Snowflame and admits he's not certain how it would effect Ponies at all.
3.) Snowflame asks for a Cocaine button, but the Doctor says he hardly knows the fellow, and doesn't yet trust him with full access to the TARDIS. When questioned how the Doctor will trust him, said Time Lord says, "Why, by sharing proper adventures of course!"
4.) Cue Snowflame's first Doctor themed adventure, to the distant past where Equestria was still under Discord's rule, and Snowflame gets to see the Mighty Mad God at his peek...which really wasn't all that horrible. Yeah, he's majorly making things inconvenient for ponies, but no-pony is actually getting hurt, no pony is going hungry, committing crime, nor are they without safe havens like their homes. In fact, some ponies and foals LIKE how things are, and while not fanatics to Discord, they certainly regard him warmly.
5.) This puzzles the Doctor and Derpy, who've been there before, but a bit forward in time, and see this Discord as a vast, if quirky improvement. Snowflame decides to ask said god for help in his quest for Cocaine.
6.) After hearing what the substance is, and what it can do, Discord decides to make 2 items that can summon unlimited amounts of Cocaine. Snowflame gets one, rejoices, and promptly uses his to get a few hits, going "White Super Sayin" before rampaging a few seconds before passing out.
7.) Discord, seeing this, promptly eats his, activating it inside his stomach, and commenting on it tasting like yellow before his eyes become blood-shot, his demeanor far more sinister, and his powers begin to bring everything to a much darker, and more dangerous state.
8.) Horrified, Derpy and the Doctor leave with Snowflame, heading back to the present where they discuss that it was Snowflame's fault everything went wrong and the Princesses had to seal Discord. Also, given the history of Equestria, the time they were in is now a fixed point, and they cannot undo it.
9.) The Doctor tries to remove the band from Snowflame, but can't. Instead, he creates a limit on it, only allowing for a certain amount to be gained a day. He isn't sure what amount it's limited to, but hopefully not enough to cause this level of trouble again.
10.) Arriving back, Snowflame is tossed out of the TARDIS, and the two time Travelers seek out Discord. Derpy distracts him, while the Doctor makes him throw up via Sonic Screwdriver, many...many things come up, until the now infamous band shows itself. Instantly, Discord is less out of his mind, and in fact, thanks the Doctor, before going into massive, even crippling withdrawal. To the point he can't move or think, let alone summon more or gain back the band.
11.) Derpy and the Doctor look to each other, before resolving to contact Celestia, who will want to know about this.
12.) With Blueblood, he now paces his room in circles, muttering how it's not his fault, and that he won't let the 'squares' have their way.
13.) When he looks up, he sees Celestia outside his cell, asking what has happened.
14.) "It was horrible Aunty Celestia!! Those brutes roughed me up outside my own home, after I spent so much time trying to dig up dirt on that dirty Ape-fellow Snowflame! And even the masked pony that was supposed to make him pay doesn't seem to be reliable! Worse yet, I've been stuck here, dirty, with all these four-by-four objects and CORNERS! They're out to get me Aunty, you won't let them get me, will you?"
15.) Luna soon walks in, having heard the ranting from just outside the cell-block. Her poker face is on, but inside she's clapping her hooves like a foal at the chance to give the 'prince' some justice.
16.) Luna calls over Celestia, whispering that clearly the stallion had gone quite mad, and that she'd heard of these new Mind medicine (Psychiatrist) ponies that might be able to help him. Moreover, he should at least be examined by those professionals before being released back into the world.
17.) Reluctantly, Celestia agrees, for Blueblood's own safety, and orders him brought to the nearest hospital for evaluation.
18.) Celestia then receives a letter from the Doctor, which she skims briefly before rushing out the door, hurriedly leaving Luna in charge of things.
19.) Luna smirks evil as Blueblood continues ranting to himself, thinking of which professionals the Prince had offended in the past, and how many she could call upon short-notice.
Snowflame is not sure who this guy is, but he threatened him. Punch him
Snowflame and Obito have banter
Snowflame: "You're an Oboe? I thought the doom music was techno."
Obito: What? No I'm Obito, Your Doom!
Snowflame: Oh! Hello Mr. YerDoom, You should be careful with those claws, they can hurt somebody
Obito: (Very Confused) What?...I...SHUT UP AND FIGHT (Throws Claw)
Snowflame: OK
They begin fighting, and Snowflame has the upperhand seeing as how he just got a boost from his cocaine bracelet. Obito is a very good fighter though and gets some claw strikes in that hurt, but Snowflame eventually knocks him out by shouting
I AM A MAN!!! and punching his lights out.
Snowflame doesn't kill him though, because it's apparently frowned upon in this establishment, and he feels sorry for the stupid fool trying to attack him.
The Pink Pony arrives with shackles, (Why she has them? Snowflame doesn't know) and chains up Mr. YerDoom so he can question him later.
At the jail, Blueblood is upset that his aunt's have left without releasing him, it must be the square's fault, they got to them too. He then tries to go to the bathroom, but the small metal toilet is grime stained and disgusting. He decides not to trust ovals as well.
Snowflame:
This thing is unimportant. With your recently re-acquired strength, sending him flying in a Team Rocket fashion. Reread last chapter's posts.
Blueblood:
Rage even more, and prove to others that you actually do need help, of course unintentionally so.
It's been a while since you've had a good fight. Enjoy and remember
SNOWFLAME FEELS NO PAIN!
Oh, I recommend you put this music on (unless you plan to run into Scorpion again)
Wow...can I just say how much fun this is? Anyway, hope you're ready for a BIG. NINJA. FFFFIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTT!
1.) 3089122 Obito and Snowflame get off on the right FIST! Or rather Obito continues to attack him, and Snowflame, powering up slowly on his now replenished powers, asks what the deal is.
2.) Obito responds, "Sorry, just doing my job. You tend to stick out like a soar hoof, and somepony just doesn't like you much."
3.) Snowflame nods, saying he can certainly understand that, and says that he believes it's frowned upon to kill anypony in Equestria.
4.) Obito says he's not exactly aiming to kill a PONY right now, so his own conscience is clean. Snowflame, despite being a villain, says he'd rather not get anypony mad at him, and decides to simply wreck this pony with his own Cocaine powers.
5.) Pinkie Pie holds up a large (One Epic Fight Scene Later) cue-card, and the scene becomes Snowflame standing triumphant over Obito, who asks how he overcame his mighty Pin-wheel eyes. Snowflame says Obito should have that looked at, as it's gotta be an infection of some sort. Then Snowflame proclaims the greatness of his god as guards come to capture the ninja.
6.) Next to come up would be Fluttershy of all ponies, asking if Snowflame is alright. Snowflame assures her he is not hurt, and in fact thanks to the restoration of his powers, his healing exceedingly well.
7.) Fluttershy still insists to bring him back to her cottage, just for a quick look over, and maybe some tea..."...if you want to, that is..."
8.) Snowflame, now approaching over saturation of sweetness and approaching diabetes status swiftly agrees. He then pens a quick note to his room-mates that if he doesn't come back, to comfort poor Fluttershy and assure her the dead-via-over-cuteness was in no way her fault, but rather a tragic defect in his human form that not even Cocaine can overcome. He then leaves the note with a situational-y convenient Pinkie Pie, saying he goes now where every fan in this show wishes to go at least once.
9.) After making it to the cottage, Snowflame submits to Fluttershy's quick exam, and after a clean bill of health is given tea and some biscuits to snack on as the two share a quiet moment of companionship. Angel does make an appearance, smiling at Snowflame before showing his own blue mini-version of his outfit he himself is wearing.
10.) "Oh my, Angel did say he wanted to see you recently. The little guy had mentioned how he'd discovered a carrot substance that gives him quite the boost too. He said he was inspired by your tales of cocaine, and wished to have similar adventures as well. I worry about him,but so far he only asked for his new outfit and has been so helpful with the other animals."
11.) Reading the rabbit's smug expression, Snowflame quietly offers his congratulations for his "Newly Initiated brother" and the two Bro First/Paw. Angel then replaces his mask and goes out into the yard, prepared to do his own duty in the name of his god. (Carrot-based Cocaine-like drug will be named later, or by you, whichever.)
12.) Snowflame is then struck by an idea. Despite his misgivings about Discord's episode, he thinks that perhaps meek little Fluttershy might benefit from a small, measured dies of his mighty god. Using his new armband, he measures out a weak hit, and offers it to Fluttershy to try. Unsure, but seeing how happy Angel has been and how Snowflame is such a nice figure, she decides to try it. (Conclusion of THAT adventure next chapter. ;) )
13.) Blueblood, now utterly beyond any form of rational thinking, begins pacing his cell in tight circles, his eyes bulging slightly.
14.) Soon, Doctor Shock Therapy arrives, (Unicorn) his eyes moving to the now locked-up prince, a professional look on his face.
15.) "Well now my good stallion, I've been told you've had some troubles of late, and are in need of some help." "Of course that's what you've been told, and I'm certain the help I need, namely getting out of this disgusting cell and someone to get that Red-Suited Monkey out of my misery would be far too much to ask!"
16.) Shock therapy puts a hoof to his chin, before his horn glows slightly. A solid illusion of Snowflame is now behind Blueblood. "Do you mean that monkey behind you?"
17.) Spinning around, Blueblood sees the cocky monkey right there, smiling at him with that insufferable face! Snarling with rage, he leaps at him, only to fall through the image and knock himself out.
18.) Making a note on a chart, he mutters to himself, "Call me a helpless hack, will you? Laugh at my dissertation and get me barred from practicing in Canterlot huh? Well, joke's on you mister prince, you'll be in for a long date with a padded cell when I'm done." Looking down at the now utterly wretched form, he comments, "Not like I'll need to convince anypony. You've done the hard lifting by yourself. My thanks, old college chum."
19.) Moving outside, he talks to the guards, making preparations for Blueblood's transfer...to Flappy Bob's Peppy Happy Mental Resort. 'Renamed after it was found that Flappy Bob's Peppy Happy Mental Hospital wasn't "happy" enough for the owner, Happy Hooves. And no, nopony knows what a Bob is in this context, nor why it would be flappy, well above my pay-grade'
Enjoy!! ...and no, not on drugs...this is pure me...
Woolie was really salty over this because of the Liar part. He prefers Woolie the Honest Pie Stealer LOL
Snowflame and the Pink Pony take him to her room.
Mr. Oboe isn't waking up quick enough. Snowflame should throw coffee in his face to wake him up. Or he could use his bracelet to share his god with his frenemy. The doctor said it was a once day use for him, but not for sharing with others.
When he wakes up, the Pink Pony and Snowflame interrogate him and have a spotlight pointed directly into his face. Surprisingly, Snowflame is the good cop in the good cop/bad cop scenario as Pinkie interrogates him like this
At the Palace, the Princesses and the Doctor confront Discord about his drug problem, which he denies and claims that they all have drug problems.
At the insane asylum, Blueblood should run into a pony version of the disco dance guy from Phantasmagoria 2 (44:07)
longest delayed alergic reaction ever
THE NEXT DAY....
Snowflame goes to Canterlot. He flies, because trains are slow and are for pussies.
Back at the resort/mental hospital Blueblood is at...
"How could have this have happened to me? ME!? I'm a prince, for Celestia's sake!"
"Some prince you are." Blueblood hears a voice, but there is nopony there.
"Who goes there!?"
Ghost Infernape appears. "Hi."
(I'm hoping to include the ghost nappa joke.)
Le next day
Snowflame goes to Canterlot while riding a gaint flying Duck he found.
Once he arrives to canterlot the Duck flies away and poops at the nobles on his way.
Meanwhile at the mental hospital Bluebloods at.
Blueblood and that Disco guy found a map.
Snowflame get's ready for his trip, which means he just wakes up because he only has one outfit. He grabs a rubber ducky and puts it in his pocket, in case he gets into an unexpected bath situation (It could happen!).
The train going to Canterlot is going too slow so he jumps off it while it's moving and runs way faster than it, making the train conductor's jaw drop.
Back at the Bakery, Pinkie continues her Inquisition by asking Obito a million questions like what his favorite color is, why he's an assassin (and how she thinks that's wrong) and why he doesn't do something that makes ponies happy instead of dead. She get's it in her mind to reform him and make him a hot dog vendor. Obito will eventually develop Stockholm Syndrome by being her hostage after the questions, baked goods and songs break his mind.
At the Palace, the sisters still try to get Discord to give up his drug use, but instead he decides to let them see it's power for themselves and chases them around the garden with a Cocaine Band.
Back in Ponyville, Derpy tries to convince "Time Turner" that he knows her since they've been traveling together for three years. Time Turner has some recognition way back in the depths of his mind, but he interprets them that he's been dating her for three years and must've hit his head or something and forgotten. Derpy thinks about denying it, but then lies and says that yes they're dating. They then go to lunch, she'll turn him back eventually, but she decides to take advantage of the situation at hoof, when else will she ever have a chance to date him?
In the Asylum, Blueblood should run into a Ghost Nappa Like spirit, but it should be Ghost Sombra from RazortheAwesome's story.
Blueblood: Who or what are you?
Ghost Sombra: An awesome cameo crazy boy.
Derpy decided to try and get 'Time Turner' to Canterlot by telling Snowflame that Discord did Disco and made The Doctor lose his memories. Snowflame decides to punch him to see if it will jog his memory, but ends up knocking him out. After Derpy berates him, Snowflame exclaims, 'Snowflame, thought that would work. But Snowflame, does not care, to Canterlot, and to find Disco, because Disco is stupid!'
Sorry about last time dude, I was seriously tired in the worst way. Anyway, I think I have a decent idea set to give you.
1.) Snowflame, after having woken up and consumed his morning coffee, heads to the train station.
2.) When asking to purchase a ticket, the vendor recognizes Snowflame, and shows him a bounty poster Blueblood set-up before he went to Pony Joes that fateful morning.
3.) Seeing that his own bounty told him who to contact for said bounty, he buys his ticket and rides the train.
4.) While on said train, he moves down the car seeing three odd ponies in a single compartment. One has ginger hair, a pale cream coat with freckles. The mare of the group has extremely bushy hair and seems to be talking rapidly about advanced magic. The third pony has black hair, a pale-white coat, and what seems to be an odd bald patch near his horn. As Snowflame passes, he hums this.
5.) After the odd sight, Snowflame finds himself face-to-muzzle with another odd character, this one with a Straw Hat and an impossibly large grin. Snowflame questions why said pony is looking at him, and said pony asks Snowflame if he has any meat. Completely confused, he says no, and the odd pony sighs before continuing down the cart.
6.) Snowflame questions why all these cameos are happening, before he hears in the distance, "Believe it". Snowflame then recalls where he is, realizing that such a question is silly.
7.) Snowflame finally arrives at Canterlot, moving towards Blueblood Manor, seeking his new...for the moment...nemesis.
8.) Upon arrival, nopony is there, not even the servants. With nothing locked, Snowflame enters, and searches the place.
9.) Aside from some tacky furniture and decorations, nothing of value, to Snowflame, is around, not even the pony he now feels like beating up.
10.) After a minor fist-slam to a bust of Blueblood, a secret passage opens, which Snowflame descends. And he finds...(To be continued...)
11.) Time Turner asks why Derpy called him a doctor, only for her to drag him back to the TARDIS, quickly calling up the computer to examine the Doctor. Scans indicate it is him, just an alternate version that had never been from Gallopfray. Needless to say, Derpy grabs a spare Screwdriver, and sets the TARDIS to his location. Meanwhile, poor Time Turner is huddled wondering what is happening, and where Derpy, his usually so kind and gentle friend/love interest, is taking him in this alien contraption.
12.) Blueblood is currently sitting on an unconscious Disco-loving pony, contemplating his eventual escape, when he is met by one of the counselors.
13.) These counselors, begin their sickening routine trying to get Blueblood to participate in the BINGO game going on, only for Blueblood to rage at them in the Royal Canterlot Voice to leave him be. (Yes, he can use that, and in his current state, quite well too.)
14.) Seeing him as a "Grumpy-Mc Grumpy Pants", the two send him to the "Time-Out-Room", also known as the sensory deprivation chamber. Given his current state, Blueblood's brimming madness will soon simmer in it's own juice, the results? ...next time...
OH MY GOD ACE VENTURA REFERENCE!!!!
*all of my pinkiegasp
Anyway
When you get to Canterlot, seek out Discord and Celestia. Why? I don't know, but they may be instrumental in your plan. You do have a plan right?
Blueblood:
start singing this song.
Rainbow is definitely best pony
Snowflame must grab a doughnut from Doughnut Joe's before speaking with the Princess's and Discord. He see's newspaper detailing Prince Blueblood's incarceration in the nuthouse. He laughs at that and continues on to the palace.
He finds Discord chasing Luna around the fountain with a cocaine band while Celestia is laughing and halfheartedly yelling stop. Snowflame must join this game.
In the Bakery, Pinkie Pie trains Obito to be a better pony, and vendor of any food product, in the only way she knows how, a musical montage.
At some fancy Restaurant, "Time Turner" and Ditzy are on a date and Rarity sees them and is baffled. She wonders how Derpy can have a boyfriend and not her. She decides to pout and drink wine and complain about it to Spike who is frustrated by the conversation.
In the Happy Home, Blueblood meets his new friend. His mental barriers begin breaking down, and he begins singing It's a Small World After All over and over again. The doctors feel he is improving with such a happy song.
Snowflame meets Discord again, who then decides to play a prank on him. This ends up causing a gut punch so gnarly, it makes him cough up the cocaine band, which Snowflame puts on, and causes the scrolls in the library, which this scene takes place in, to burn up in white flames of awesome.
"SNOWFLAME!!! Is now happy."