Snowflame:
You do not find Discord. Just wander around and cause chaos. He will find you.
Well it's nearly lunch time, Snowflame checks the kitchen first, might as well grab a sandwich while looking. He sees a pony version of Chef Ramsey yelling at his employees, then he starts yelling at Snowflame.
Snowflame calls him a Fucking Donkey, and Ramsey says that that's his line.
Snowflame says he's had enough, and that Ramsey has been chopped and tells him to get out, which Ramsey responds to saying "Wrong Show You Git!"
Snowflame shoves a pie in his face, tells him he's not an Iron Chef then leaves.
Snowflame decides to head to the kitchen to grab something to eat, and who know, Discord could be there.
Upon entering the kitchen Snowflame saw a red earth pony stallion with a orange mane, a knife being sharpened for a cutie mark, and wearing a white apron.
"These rolls are so raw, I poked one and it giggled!" The stallion shouted at another chef there. He then noticed Snowflame and said, "Who in tartarus let an ape in here?!"
"Snowflame is a human, you fucking donkey!" Snowflame shouted.
"That's my line!"
"You've been chopped, get out!"
"Wrong show you git!"
"You're not an iron chef." Snowflame shouts before he grabs a nearby pie and just walks out with it.
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One Pie Later...
He then comes across a room guarded by batponies, it's probably Luna's room. A keep quiet sign is posted on it, meaning she's asleep. Snowflame runs past the gaurds shouting at the top of his lungs "I'm a vampire, I'm a vampire, I'm vampire, I'm a vampire, I'm a vampire, I'm a vampire!" as a prank.
Luna sticks her head out of the door and she and the guards are like, "WTF?"
Snowflame threw his now empty pie tin out a nearby window and notices two guards dressed in midnight blue armor, with grey coats, yellow eyes and bat-like wings, standing in front of a door with a silver crescent moon on it.
Snowflame smiles and starts running down the hallway, when he got near the door he started to shout, "Snowflame's a vampire! Snowflame's a vampire! Snowflame's a vampire! Snowflame's a vampire! Snowflame's a vampire! Snowflame's a vampire!"
He kept on running as Princess Luna pokes her head out, she and the guards look at each other, unsure of what to make of what just happened.
He then checks for Discord in the most unlikely of spots, his room. Inside his room is a mind trip like a combo of Alice in Wonderland, an MC Escher painting, and the Hell Tunnel from Willy Wonka. Discord is sitting on a marshmallow throne.
Snowflame: Hi Q
Discord: Oh Hai Snowflame, What's new with you?
Discord:
Be Discord.
Snowflame then reaches another door that opens by itself to reveal what looked like a bunch of stairs going in every direction, an oversized chair in the middle of the room, and a chocolate river flowing up one of the walls.
"Oh my celestia! Look at all those stairs!" Ghost Sombra shouts.
Snowflame looks at the ghostly tyrant in confusion.
Ghost Sombra signs and says, "Fine, I'll leave, but this story most likely hasn't seen the last of me!", before fading away.
Snowflame enters the room where the door closes behind him.
Atop the giant chair there's a flash of light, and a certain Draconequus appeared.
"Ah, Snowflame. Long time no see."
What happens now?
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Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner...
At Sugar Cube Corner, Derpy is still full of excitement, and way back in her mind a bit of guilt, but Trixie and Pinkie talk to her to both calm her down and talk about the wedding where Obito has to jot down notes on a to do list and get Dinky a milkshake. Meanwhile Iron Will and "Time Turner" have a stilted conversation since he doesn't remember good portions of the last three years.
Pinkie Pie:
Being an expert party planner, already have pre set plans in your head for all the weddings going on.
Obito:
Just do whatever Pinkie says. Don't ask questions (it will only make your head hurt) just do it.
Ditzy stood in the bakery with Pinkie, Trixie, Dinky and some unicorn named Obito, who got a milkshake for Dinky.
"I can easily think of wedding plans for both of you. Even if you want to wait, we can still think of them first." Pinkie said.
"Well Trixie wants an ice sculpture of herself defeating the ursa major with a crying Twilight Sparkle looking at Trixie's amazingness." Trixie said.
"Ummm... That sounds like something you'll need to talk about with your fiance first." Ditzy said.
Trixie huffed and said, "Fine."
"Well, you got any ideas for yours Derpy?" Pinkie asked.
"I don't know." Ditzy said, more trapped in thought, she was happy that she was engaged to The Doctor, yet also feeling guilty about the fact that it only happened because she lied to him about who they were.
"Well we can all think of things. Obito write everything we say down." Pinkie commanded the stallion.
"Uhh... Okay."
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Meanwhile in Town...
"Time Turner" and Iron Will walked together and talked.
"So you really have amnesia?" Iron Will asked.
"Yeah, I can't really remember almost ... well almost anything really."
"And yet you still proposed to that mare?"
"She told me that we're been together for three years, and whatever small bits that I can remember do involve her, so I do believe her. Ummm... Sorry to change the subject, but were are we going?"
"We're heading to Iron Will and Trixie's new house. Iron Will was luck, he found it for cheap."
"Oh, where is it?"
"Next to the library."
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At the Funny Farm...
At the Cuckoo's Nest, Blueblood is fed his lunch, while Screwloose is still holding on to him and Disco Dance jabbering in his ear. The food is actually a mush of canned veggies that are probably older than him. The drinks? Lukewarm Tapwater.
Blueblood: "Seriously, I try to have one hairless ape killed, and the universe and Sqaures conspire against me. Oh woe is me.
Disco Dance: Where's my latex?
Screwloose: Bark
Blueblood: Sigh
At lunch Blueblood was given a trey of mushed vegatable, Blueblood turned his head and says, "Do any of you really expect me to eat this trash? I'm a prince for Celestia's sake. I demand cloudcake!" Blueblood shouted, only for the staff to pay no attention to him. "Seriously, I try to have one hairless ape killed, and the universe and Squares conspire against me. Oh woe is me."
"Where's my latex?!" The "Disco Dance" pony shouts.
The blue mare barked again.
Blueblood sighed.
Snowflame: Punch Discord in the face. Establish superiority.
Discord: Be the Ultimate Warrior (this story has gone on too long without him) and not take any of that sh*t from Snowflame.
Also say things like this to Snowflame
And now
COMMENCE MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: Be Luna
Luna: Be Pinkie Pie
Celestia: Be Twilight Sparkle
Ghost Sombra:
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"Snowflame is unsure of why Snowflame is here..."
"Something about vengeance?" says Discord.
"Oh yeah, that."
Meanwhile, Pinkie was discussing crazy marriage plans with the wives-to-be.
Time Turner and Iron Will reach their destination, when Twilight Sparkle notices the two. Conversation ensues.
In the meantime, we find Blueblood somehow dragged into board games like Sorry! and Monopoly. He rages againsts the squares, having an outlet of frustration available. He is put in a straight jacket soon, and was dragged away to the time-out center, filled with 'happy' new age music: Wubstep.
Somewhere in a black hole where time is meaningless, The Ultimate Warrior stands in front of a black gate.
Ultimate Warrior: Groosfabba, Groosfabba. I CALL UPON THE POWER OF THE GODS!!!
Mysterious Evil Voice: Welcome Warrior, we have been expecting you.
Ultimate Warrior: Like Scissors in my brain, your voices called, will you help me defeat Hoke Hogan?
Mysterious Evil Voice: In due time child, in due time, but first you must prove yourself worthy.
Ultimate Warrior: How shall the Ultimate Warrior prove himself, shall I swim the mighty seas of Destrucity, shall I force the light of the sun into the monsters of the soul?
Mysterious Evil Voice: No, you must defeat a rival equal and similar to you in many ways. Once you have defeated this inverse representation of yourself, then you will be able to conquer Hulk Hogan.
Ultimate Warrior: Tell me where this rolling stone lays his head that he calls home, and it shall be done!
Mysterious Evil Voice: You will find him, in the land of Equestria!
So he loads his spaceship with the rocket fuel and flies to Equestria in search of this foe. The evil voice laughs menacingly and says "Fool."
While walking toward Iron Will's house, he and "Time Turner" hear Twilight shouting "OH MY GOODNESS, OH MY GOODNESS..." at the top of her lungs, and they think something is wrong, so they run into the library where she is at her telescope and excitedly scribbling notes.
"Time Turner": Are you alright miss?
Iron Will: We heard screaming.
Twilight: Oh I'm fine, I'm great actually, I've just spotted what looks like an alien ship entering the atmosphere!
"Time Turner": Aliens? Please, everypony knows their's no such thing. (IRONY TO THE MAX)
Twilight: It's true, it looks like it's headed...Straight for Canterlot! Oh my Goodness, I need to get the girls and get there immediately. The Princess might need help greeting them.
She rushes out the door, and Iron Will looks at "Time Turner" and they both shrug.
At the Bakery, Pinkie Pie comes up with the idea for a double wedding for Ditzy and Trixie to cut down on the costs, but also doubling the attendees and thus the fun of the party, but they say they don't know each other that well. She tells them to become friends so that they will, so they begin talking about their lives.
Twilight eventually bursts into the Bakery and tells Pinkie that an alien ship has landed in Canterlot, and that she and the other Elements of Harmony need to get to Canterlot ASAP. Derpy becomes panicked when she hears the word "aliens" since that's the sort of thing the Doctor is needed for. Pinkie tells Obito to hold down the fort while she rushes out. Derpy tells Trixie that she needs to find "Time Turner" immediately so they rush out as well, after telling Dinky to go home of course. Derpy thinks (Of course Aliens have to land during the best day of my life, harumph).
Obito is left by himself, and he wonders if Pinkie told the Cakes about him working there(She Didn't)
In the Nut House, Blueblood is forced to participate in group therapy session, with Screwloose still hugging his leg and Disco Dance eating pieces of food out of his hair, where another pony with a Limbo Stick cutie mark is introduced.
Zant: Hello, my name is Zant
Blueblood: That's nice (uninterested)
Zant: Why are you so down?
Blueblood: I am a Prince, and I'm in a nut house surrounded by insufferable fools, and I'm not insane! Not yet at least.
Zant: Oh I know how you feel, I'm not insane either.
Blueblood: Really?
Zant: Yes, I am a very emotionally stable individual...
Blueblood: Oh thank goodness, I though I was the only...
Zant: just ask my butler, Fluffy (He points to an empty seat next to him)
Blueblood: Fluffy? (Confused)
Zant: Yes, the magical winged fire breathing panda. Fluffy you don't think I'm insane right?
Fluffy:...
Zant: See, Fluffy thinks I'm fine
Blueblood: Sigh
Snowflame will ask Discord, calling him the Trekkie guy, if he would like to help him get revenge on the pony that tried to have him killed.
Discord will gladly help since Snowflame showed him the wonders of Cocaine, and he gives Snowflame a pretzel covered in zesty sauce from Burger King. Snowflame also demands a pair of fuzzy slippers and another Cocaine Band, which he gets. Snowflame is so happy to have another disciple and he says that they should spread the word of the white powder after revenge is had.
Before anything though, a rocket ship crashes into Discord's room and knocks him out, causing the room to become trippy like Willy Wonka's tunnel from hell. The Ultimate Warrior steps out and yells
"The gods tell me you are the buttery goodness to my lobster bisque and that once you are drained of the garlic salt, then I will be able to fulfill my destiny and defeat Hoke Hogan (SKRONK)!!!"
Snowflame understands this insane rambling and joyfully says.
"Snowflame sees you are a worshipper of my god, and you look like my long lost brother. I would love to fight you, but first let's wait till the next chapter to actually fight just to hype up the readers!"
The Ultimate Warrior shouts: "AGREED!!!"
TO BE CONTINUED