Attention: This is the original work of Seven81493 from Chapter 1-10. With permission, I am continuing the story and only take credit for chapter 11 and on.

Andrew was your ordinary, every-day, run-of-the-mill human. He had a boring job, nobody he could call a girlfriend, and basically, nothing to work with. One night, he comes home from yet another boring day of work and passes out in bed. Meanwhile, in the magical land of Equestria, Twilight Sparkle makes a wish upon a star. A wish to meet her soul mate. If only she knew what she was in for...

Spike figures out that Cheerilee is making up reasons to visit Twilight at the library, and Rarity further figures out that it's because she must have a crush on Twilight.

When Ponyville's dedicated fashionista combines forces with Ponyville's only dragon to bring two adorably awkward book loving mares together, nothing can go wrong! Except perhaps, everything!

Oh yeah, and some pony ordered 20 trampolines and a bunch of other stuff that keeps getting delivered to one wrong address after another. More on that later.

With some changes on Star Swirl's time spell, Twilight accidentaly gets trapped in the past. But after saving two fillies and enlisting them to be her students in magic, they go on adventures together to survive the ruthless world they live in. With new friendship and foes, they discover what it truly means to be family by choice.

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Art by awsdemlp.deviantart.com

People who I am in deep gratitude for offering help:

amacita

Angel Bunny

MidnightDancer

Skunktrain

soulwinds

Cerulean Starlight

Fausticorn

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Rainbow Dash loses her temper and yells at Pinkie Pie, driving the talkative party pony to make a drastic promise. Now, it falls to Rainbow Dash to fix the mess she's made, lest Pinkie lose a vital part of herself forever...

A Pinkie x Dash friendshipping fic, playing at the style of an episode from the show.

After Twilight Sparkle made her biggest secret public much earlier than she'd originally planned, the lives of the Element-Bearers and their closest friends somehow managed to become even more complicated than they already were. Yet despite the flurry of all of the added activity this brings, Princess Celestia decides to undertake a particularly ambitious project: the reformation of Discord. She delegates the task to Penumbra Noctis, who, more than anypony else, can empathize with the draconequus' situation, and who is therefore best suited to showing Discord the magic of friendship. On the surface, it's a very reasonable plan.

Unfortunately, Discord has never had much patience for reason.

This is the fifth and final story in The Petriculture Cycle. Reading the first four stories, which begin here, is highly recommended.

Artwork by Page Turner.

They say that Spartans never die; that they're only missing in action.  But can that really be true if you don't feel alive?  If the very purpose of your existence is suddenly taken from you?

Noble Six detonated the rigged slip-space drive on the Covenant corvette as Jorge-052 simply floated back down to Reach, gripping her dogtags tightly.

To Reach, Jorge, and the UNSC, Spartan-B312 is gone; whether it be KIA or MIA.

But to Equestria, Noble Six is anything but dead...

And there came a day unlike any other-

When champions found themselves in Equestria united against a common threat.

On that day, they became heroes.

The invincible viking, Dovahkiin.

"What's a viking?" Asked the dragon born, turning to look at the the other champions.

Soma Cruz, Prince of Darkness.

"Hey, no- Just his incarnation/split soul/potential something or other," said Soma, arms thrown out to the side in a shrug. Even he was not sure what to call his situation.  

The Dan, angriest hero there is.

"I have a last name you know- And who is talking anyway?" Dan had each of hands resting over both hips to look around.

Nathan Drake, fortune hunter and historian extraordinaire.

"I still don't know who Daring Do is supposed to be," Nate questioned with a raised eyebrow.

And Phoenix Wright, the first Avenger.

"That's copyright infringement! But we do need a team name..." Phoenix rubbed his chin in thought.

Humans, Assemble!

"You are not helping Pinkie Pie!"

(Interlude II is a mini guide if you want info and pics on the humans appearing in this story... So far.)

(Hey, don't be afraid to leave comments.)

Submitting to Trials, Tribulations, Lies, Misunderstanding, and Pain. And all these things for one purpose. To Befriend the Night.

I still can't believe it all started with a family camping trip gone wrong.  One moment I was enjoying my time with my parents and brothers, then next thing I knew I was stranded on a world full of magic and mythological creatures.  In one day, I went from worrying about the upcoming calculus test to worrying about my next meal.  I remember how the only thing keeping me going was the hope that I might find a way home.  Little did I know that some deities had other plans in store for me.  I remember all the promises I made, both those kept and betrayed.  I remember the friends I made on my little adventure; the same friends I threw away when everything came crashing down.  Oh, the memories I made...  Oh, the memories I am now forever cursed to remember.  I suppose this is a just punishment.  My only regret is that my friends may never hear my side of the story...