REMEMBER SNOWFLAME!!! REMEMBER!!!
REMEMBER YOUR GOD!! REMEMBER HOW YOU TAUGHT THE OTHER HUMANS ABOUT ME!!! REMEMBER THAT IT WAS YOU WHO BROUGHT IT TO THEM!!!! YOU MAY NOT KNOW HOW TO MAKE THE COCAINE YOURSELF, BUT YOU KNOW HOW TO BRING IT TO OTHERS, AND FROM THAT, YOU'VE WATCHED OTHER PEOPLE MAKE IT!!! REMEMBER SNOWFLAME, REMEMBER!!!!!!
Those words echoed on Snowflame's head, but seeing someone do something doesn't always mean you how to do it yourself.
Wherever Snowflame lands make sure it leads to some kind of awkward situation.
Snowflame lands in Rainbow Dash's rainbow swimming pool in her cloud house (How can he walk on clouds? Because he's Snowflame!).
Snowflame then must taste the rainbow pool, it must taste like skittles. It's a bit spicy, but it doesn't burn nearly as good as Cocaine.
Snowflame then sees Rainbow Dash doing something embarrassing and out of character (Maybe she's trying on a fancy dress)
Snowflame says: "Rainbow Dash always dresses in style" and laughs at his joke.
Rainbow Dash in thoroughly embarrassed and screams in rage at Snowflame and tells him to leave
Snowflame shrugs, says goodbye then does a cannonball into the lake below Rainbow's house, the water goes so high it soaks her.
1.) Snowflame is first aware of landing on his head, this produces no pain, as Snowflame cannot feel it. And the blow itself is not harmful, both due to is extreme toughness and the cushioning effect of the excess brain matter in his head he is not using...and the fact he landed on cloud.
2.) Upon reorienting himself, Snowflame observes his surroundings, seeing himself on a Cloudhouse, (Possible since he was exposed to a Cloudwalking spell and his own powers have kept it fueled and active ever since first exposure.) Looking around he sees the Liquid Rainbow Waterfall, and decides to taste it. He then flashes back to the creation of a batch of Cocaine he witnessed, and realizes most of the chemical smells and such are in the Liquid Rainbow in his mouth!
3.) Moving to the house to ask the owner to aid him in his noble cause, he witnesses Rainbow Dash in a fancy (Read Gala) dress. She is still very good-looking in it, but she frets, both due to this being a girly activity and the fact she is insecure.
4.) Snowflame, for a change knocks, and Rainbow is distracted enough to answer in the dress.
5.) Their conversation is kept strictly to the liquid rainbow, which Dash gives permission for a small amount to be harvested for his use.
6.) Sitting awkwardly, Snowflame compliments Rainbow Dash on looking very nice, though as a human, his sense of good looking may be different than Equestrian norm.
7.) Rainbow, both embarrassed and yet hopeful, asks if he really thinks so.
8.) Snowflame confirms, and wonders aloud if she has her eyes on somepony, and if so, would she like aid.
9.) Rainbow may confirm or deny, but either way, Snowflame leaves his offer standing, for whenever she might need the aid.
10.) Snowflame then departs with the sample of Rainbow, looking to head back to Zecora's hut, in hopes of a new incarnation of his god Rising.
Snowflame then lands rather softly on something. Snowflame sits up to see a three story cloudhouse with muti-colored waterfalls coming off the sides.
"Liquid rainbows?" Snowflame ask himself, "Maybe it taste like Skittles!" He the dives to one of the small pools of rainbow and dunks his whole head in it, drinking some of it up. He almost immediately lifted his head out of the pool, spitting out the liquid rainbow. Not that it was bad or anything. It's just when you're hopping for fruity goodness and get pure spiciness, you get taken by surprise.
Snowflame stares at it for a few seconds pondering to himself, "It doesn't taste like Skittles, but it might make good hot sauce. Now Snowflame needs a jar." He turns to the cloudhouse. Perhaps the house's owner has one they could spare.
Snowflame walks up the front door knocking on it six times.
A few seconds later the door is answered by a cyan pegasus mare with a rainbow mane and magenta eye. She was also wearing a fancy red gala dress. She got a confused look on her face, "What are you doing here and how are you standing on clouds? Did Twilight cast the cloud walking spell on you?"
"Oh hi Rainbow Covered Pony." Snowflame greeted, "Snowflame just kinda dropped in here and Snowflame doesn't exactly know how he's diding this. Anyways can Snowflame barrow a jar?"
"Why?"
Snowflame points to the liquid rainbow and says, "Snowflame thinks he can make some hot sauce out of that"
Rainbow shruggs and flies into her house, coming back a few seconds later with empty glass jar.
"Thanks.", Snowflame say, "Oh and nice dress by the way."
"Wait what?" Rainbow asks before realizing what he meant, her face turning a bright crimson.
"Is there a special somepony you're dressing up for?"
"What?! No no no no no, of course not." Rainbow defended, "This is just for a wedding in Cloudsdale I swear!"
"Whatever you say." Snowflame said before walking over to the pool, filling up the jar and jumping down the cloud.
Snowflame lands on the ground with his jar of rainbow water, and wonders where to go next? Should he go back to Zecora? Considering he kinda blew up her hut, that might not be wise.
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Name: Rainbow Dash
Stats
Strenght: 7
Speed: 10
Intelligence: 6
Awesomeness: 10
Best Ponyness: 10
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Meanwhile in Canterlot...
Meanwhile Prince Blueblood steps in gum and while trying to scrape it off on a nearby trashbin, Fancy Pants rounds the corner and thinks he's a homeless pony, so he gives him a few bits and his condolences and walks off.
Blueblood is angered by this, so he mentally adds Fancy Pants to "The List" along with Donut Joe and Snowflame.
Prince Blueblood walked the streets of Canterlot, getting looks from everypony who past him, mostly due to his dark robe. He paid them no mind since he was the prince after all.
As he was walking he felt something sticky under one of his fronthooves, he lifts said hoof to see a flattened wad of chewed, light blue gum.
Blueblood's eye widened as he rushed over to a trash can in a nearby ally going, "Ewewewewewewewewew!"
At the same time Fancy Pants, a white unicorn stallion with a blue mane, walked by the same ally seeing the cloaked pony digging though the trash. Feeling sorry for what he assumed was a homeless pony, he reached into his pocket, pulling out a few bits and dropping them by the pony's hooves.
Blueblood looked at the bits on the ground and then to Fancy Pants who simply smiled and said, "Take care of yourself." before walking away.
'What?!' Blueblood thought, 'How dare he think of me as a mere street rat!'
Now with the gum off he walks off in a huff, leaving the bits there.
11.) Blueblood, Still in Canterlot, is now looking to find an alternative means of getting to Snowflame, and looks up the famous Cellist, Octavia Philaharmonica.
12.) Upon finding her apartment, he is met by one, DJ Pon3, Ie, Vinyle Scratch.
13.) Seeing the obviously lower-class mare, he threatens to call the guards and arrest her for breaking and entering, with the DJ rebuffing him that a poster child for "Rich and Challenged" should try learning to walk and breath at the same time.
14.) The exchange brings out Octavia, who knows full well who the Prince is, tries to curb Vinyl, while Blueblood then gasps, thinking this is a hostage situation.
15.) Vinyl becoming more enraged, and Octavia more exasperated, punches the prince, saying why she'd be holder her own Filly-friend hostage.
16.) Blueblood smirks, saying that it's obviously a lie, as no Canterlot raised mare would degrade herself with such a low-class no account ruffian.
17.) Octavia herself freezes before kindly asking the prince to repeat that. Not noticing her undertone, Blueblood does just that, smirking at Vinyle, who now looks to Octavia in fear.
18.) Octavia herself then launches herself at Blueblood, Base Guitar in hand, ranting about how she'd gunna "Drop the base, ON YOUR HEAD!!" Vinyl quickly calls for the guards, before settling back with a bag of popcorn, saying, "That's my Tavi!" As the scene ends, we hear Blueblood's screams.
Blueblood then made his way to the apartment of somepony that my no something about this Snowflame, famous cellist Octavia. He walks up to the door labeled 2B and knocked upon the door, which is answered by a white unicorn mare, with a unkempt blue and light blue mane, music note for a cutie mark, and magenta eyes.
"Who in Equestria are you?" Blueblood asked, "Your not Octavia, and by the way you look you are obviously a lower-class mare and no way you could afford an apartment like this."
"And who are you?! I think somepony who looks like you has no right to talk! I mean what's up with that robe?" The mare responds.
"Vinyl, what's going on?" a pose voice asks as a grey earth pony mare with a black mane, and purple eyes, walked out from another room.
"Oh she is here. Wait, is she your prisoner?!" Blueblood shouts.
"What?! Why would I kidnap my marefriend?" Vinyl asks.
Blueblood rolls his eyes, "Oh that is obviously a lie. No Canterlot raised mare would degrade herself in such a relationship with such a low-class no account ruffian."
Octavia freezes for a second before calmly asking, "Would you mind running by me again?"
"A mare like you would never be with this ruffian unless you had brain damage."
The next thing Blueblood knew he was pulled into the apartment by somepony's hoof and thrown to the ground.
Blueblood looks up to see Octavia with nothing but pure rage in her eyes, "How dare you come to my apartment and insult me and my Vinyl!" She then grabs a nearby bass guitar, "Now I'm going to drop the bass on your head!"
"Don't! Ow! Please! Ow! I'm! Ow!" Blueblood shouted with each hit.
Vinyl just stared at this, smiling, "I love that mare."
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Names: Octavia & Vinyl Scratch
Stats
Strenght: 5, 5
Speed: 5, 5
Intelligence: 7, 4
Classical Music Talent: 9, 0
Dubstep Talent:0, 10
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And Now A Public Service Announcement from SNOWFLAME!
"SKITTLES ARE AWESOME!" Snowflame shouts.
This Has Been A Public Service Announcement from SNOWFLAME!