//------------------------------// // When it's Time to Party // Story: Wake up. See This. What do? (Comment driven story) // by RazortheAwesome //------------------------------// Take a moment to wonder why the hay you got an invitation to your own surprise party. As you stare in awe (A W E), you wonder to yourself why the f*** you were given and invitation to your own surprise party. If this was meant to be a surprise party, then giving you and invitation defeated the purpose of it even being a surprise, so why- At all costs, avoid the Party Cannon. Feel free to mingle with whatever Pinkie's doing, but for God's sake avoid the Cannon. Your thoughts on the matter are interrupted when you notice the floating Pinkie Pie wave at you for less than a quick second before she ducks away into the unknown. "SURPRISE!!!" The real Pinkie Pie shouts as she appears out of seemingly nowhere with a giant cannon in tow. Without even wasting a second after she shouts at you, she pulls a string on it and several bucket loads of confetti shoot out of it, landing on many of the ponies present, yourself, and Lyra and Bon Bon. "Still willy commenters, your inner Pinkie Pie can't be here when the REAL Pinkie Pie is here," you think you hear Pinkie Pie say without even opening her mouth.... somehow... Other than that, might as well introduce yourself. Make sure they know who's this monkey dude just radiating swag. Go, "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... Hello." After several seconds of just standing there in AWE with a blank expression on your face, you finally regain your composure and dust some of the confetti off of you. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... Hello," you say to the crowd of ponies, thinking it would be best to introduce yourself. "I'm Jason, and..." You look out at the crowd of ponies all staring at you, all with eager smiles on their faces. It's kind of creepy really. You look down at Lyra, who just gives you a hopeful smile as some confetti hangs around her own. You then look over at Bon Bon, who just does the same thing. Then you look back to the crowd of ponies. Shout "Lets get this party started!" and proceed to dance once the swag music starts playing. "Ah f*** it!" you say to them as you regain your bossness. This is a party. This is your party, and you are a bawller boss. This party deserves to get started like a boss. "LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!" you shout like a boss. At that, the crowd of ponies let out a loud cheer as you notice a white pony with blue hair and a bitchin pair of sunglasses (seriously you want those) at a DJ table throw on a record with her magic and starts playing some equally bitchin music. It sounded kind of like Daft Punk. Mingle and meet new ponies and answer a few questions for a bit. For the most part the ponies are a littile curious about you, but they mostly want to party so they leave to the ones that really want to talk to you( Rarity, Dash, DERPY, etc.) From there, this party that was certainly fit for a bawller boss such as yourself was in full swing. You mingle with the crowd of ponies for a bit, which isn't that difficult since practically all of them a crowding around you like a Zerg rush asking you questions. You suppose you can't really blame them for being a little curious about you. After all, other than Lyra and Twilight, none of these ponies even knew what a human was before you got here. On the other hand though, you can't remember a time when you were surrounded by so many animals. You answer what questions you can, and Lyra is there to help you, which due to her extensive research on humans, is just as much an extensive wealth of knowledge as you are. You sometimes let her take the lead on some of the questions in that regard, cause lets face it, as knowledgeable as you are, not even you know everything about your own race. Which was why you found it kind of interesting that Lyra was able to actually scientifically name every single stage of human evolution as well as what they all did and other scientific facts about them. Seriously, Lyra knew a lot. You meet many new faces, all of whom are really nice (seriously, Twilight aside, this whole town is so damn nice), but you see some familiar ones as well. At one point Berry Punch and Minuette walked up to say hi, though Berry Punch looked as if she had more than a few drinks already as she kept swaying and leaning on Minuette. Also, she kept calling her "Colgate" for some odd reason. As you walk in you notice twilight I suggest you run like hell Channel a random musican with swag (or just channel Michael 'Thrillerman' Jackson) and dance your way into the room. After getting acquainted with some ponies and thanking Pinkie for the party, spot a less deshelved and crazy Twilight standing between Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy. They come over and have Twilight apologize to you. After that do the friggin dinosaur like a baws. After a while partying you notice Twilight in the corner, walk over and attempt to get a more logical explanation for the whole rape thing. Maybe find out if you could be friends when she calmed down...or if she could at least send you home eventually. Despite the immense number of ponies there, you don't notice Twilight, which you probably should be thankful for but still, Pinkie Pie did specifically say that EVERY pony in Ponyville (which you actually now believe due to the immense amount of ponies here) would be here. Still, as much as you are glad she's not here, you can't help but wonder about her a little bit. There is so much swag within you that you wanted to find an equal; someone who can help you see your limits. ...What's she doing? "Hey Jason!" You're jerked out of your thoughts again when some other pony calls out for you. You turn around to see Rainbow Dash hovering nearby above the crowd of ponies. Since she's hovering, she looks at you right at eye level. "How's it goin?" she asks you, kind of nervously. "Not bad," you reply to her. "Rainbow Dash was it?" Now that you think about it, you never really got a chance to talk to her. "Yeah, that's me," she replied back, still kind of nervous. "Hey umm, listen." She says to you. "About when we first met... I'm-" Now you understand what's got her so riled up. "Oh, don't worry about it," you say to her before she can apologize. "I don't blame you, so you don't need to feel bad about it." As you're saying that, Rainbow Dash just looks back at you with a surprised look on her face, as if she didn't expect you to say that. "What's done is done," you say. "And besides, you did help me out later, so I guess we're kind of even." "Yeah," Rainbow Dash replies as she rubs the back of her head. "I guess we are." You then notice her throw up a nervous smile. You guess, that like Applejack, she's not that used to apologizing. "Umm...." Both you and Rainbow then look down to see Fluttershy standing in front of you. You barely even heard her over the crowd. "You look nice." "Thank you Fluttershy," you reply to her as kindly as you can, which causes her to look up at you and smile through her long mane. "Yeah, where'd you get that suit, anyway?" Rainbow Dash asks. "Oh, this. Rarity made it for me." "Pfft yeah, figures," Rainbow Dash says as she looks away from you and crosses her hooves. You notice the look on her face. Is she..... is she jealous of your swag... Talk to that chestnut pony with the hour glass cutie mark After that little conversation ended (you can swear that Rainbow Dash was jealous of you, but just wouldn't admit it), you head on over to the punch bowl to get some punch (obviously). On your way there however, your suddenly stopped by a familiar grey, wall eyed pegasus. "Hi Jason," she says to you in the most adorable voice ever. "Oh, hey Derpy," you reply. It takes every ounce of your willpower to not hug her right there. "Ah, so this is the human you were telling me about Derpy," another Stallion says in a voice that sounds like this as he walks up next to Derpy. He's a chestnut colored with an hourglass for a cutie mark (you've been paying more attention to those since you've leaned about them. Right now you're trying to figure out what the hell Derpy's might mean). He's also wearing a green tie. "Yeah, yeah that's him," Derpy says to him as she giggles a little. "Doesn't he look silly?" You feel slightly crushed a little by that. Or at least you would it it didn't come from this particular pegasus. The chestnut just looks at her for a bit before he turns his attention back to you "Now Derpy, he doesn't look that silly. Just a little..." he says as he pauses for a moment to look you over. "A little like a monkey, but since that's what he is... Bah I'm rambling again aren't I?" Derpy just giggles again at that. "Pleased to meet you," he says to you as he extends his hoof. "I'm Time Turner. Derpy's husband." -Meanwhile, out in space in another dimension- "Clara. Clara did you hear that?" The Doctor asked. "Hear what Doctor?" Clara responded. "I'm not sure. It sounded as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in rage, but then were suddenly silenced." -Meanwhile, back at the party in Ponyville- "Nice to meet you," you say to Time Turner as you shake his hoof. He seems like a nice guy. Afterwards, you continue to make your way to the punch bowl. Throughout the festivities, Rarity keeps trying to stay close to you and keeps trying to get you to dance and other "subtle" behaviors. If you get her alone break down the rules to her. Tell her your grateful for the suit and for the help with Twilight, but tell her straight up that you are not, have never been and will never be interested in ponies. Tell her that that kind of thing in some countries in your world can get you thrown in jail for 7 years (Which is True). Then tell her that both of you should just forget that night in the boutique and move on. Shake on it then add in that you also don't want to piss Twilight's Dragon off, since he always looks angry when you are around Rarity. "Jason!!!" You suddenly hear a very falsely french, very feminine voice call out to you as you pour yourself some punch. You then look over to see Rarity trotting up to you. "Oh, hey Rarity," you say to her as you take a sip of punch. It's actually quite good. "Oh hello Jason," Rarity says back to you. "I must say you look ABSOLUTELY MARVELOUS in that suit." You can swear you almost saw her eyes pop out of her head as she says that. "Thank you," you reply. "You would know though, you made it." "Oh don't be so modest," Rarity replies. "I mean yes, I did make it, but you..." she pauses for a bit to look you over... again. "You make it look so much better! Like it was always meant to be you." At that, she then steps closer and leans against you. "The suit is just a suit by itself after all. The stallion, or I guess in your case, human, wearing it is what makes all the difference. And you look simply fantastic." As she says that, you start to feel her rubbing up against you. You think you know where this is going. "So... Jason," Rarity then says, a slight purr in her voice as she looks up at you. "Shall we dance?" At that, you just sigh aloud and put your drink back down on the table, where you don't notice, but a straw suddenly comes out of nowhere and drinks the rest of it. "Look, Rarity," you say as you step away from her before turning to face her. She just looks back up at you with a confused look. "I'm sorry, but I want to make this clear. I'm grateful for the suit and everything you did to help me with Twilight, really I am, but..." you notice Rarity look at you intently as you continue. "I am not interested in ponies. I never have been, and I never will be. Back where I'm from, that kind of thing is punishable by seven years in prison." At that, a look of surprise crosses her face as you watch her eyes go wide. "So, I'm sorry. You're a great friend, I'm really grateful for everything you've done, and I'd be lying if I didn't say that you're one of the kindest ponies I know, but I'm just not interested. So, if we could just forget about that night at the boutique and move on. I think that would be best for both of us." As you finish you hold out your hand. Rarity just looks at it for a moment, then back up to you. The look on her face is one that suggests that she is utterly surprised by everything she just heard. After considering it for a moment, she just lets out a loud sigh. "Very well," she says she she takes your hand and you two shake on it. "I'm sorry Jason," she then says to you. "Don't be," you say to her with a smile as you pull your hand away. "You didn't know, so it's okay. Besides, someone as pretty as you, you could probably do a lot better than me." Okay, the least you could have done after telling her that was pay her one decent compliment. Rarity just remains silent for a moment at that, but then you see a blush cut across her face. "Thank you," she says to you as she turns around and trots away. You feel a little bad for her, considering all she did for you, but hey, it had to be done sooner or later, so why not now. You grab your punch cup and take another sip, only to notice that it's empty. Strange, you could have sworn you filled it up a minute ago. A few moments later, you're back out in the crowd of ponies when you notice something. You watch as Lyra is talking with the DJ pony. You can't hear what they're saying, but at the end of the conversation, the DJ pony simply smiles and levitates another record out from behind her DJ table before placing it on one of her record players. Lyra walks away from her at that, but then she notices you looking at her. Wait... the look on her face... She's giving you a smirk. Then suddenly, seemingly out of nowhere. This song starts playing. What do you do? Act like any proud man would in that situation: Scream like a little girl. (Where did ghost of sombra go? or is he still haunting Twilight?) "Silly silly Tenebris. The Ghost of Sombra is haunting Twilight, and we're following Jason right now so-" Pinkie Pie, are you talking to the commenters again? "Noooooooooooooooooo.................." ............... "Okay yes, *puts on a wide grin*" *sigh,* Pinkie... "What? It's not like I can't talk to them right?" Well, not, but if you're talking directly to them, I'm just worried that some of them might freak the f*** out, or that some of them will get hopeful that this may happen, which it won't. "Ah, don't worry Razor. I'm not gonna go breaking through anypony's screens. That's just mean. And I'm sure Tenebris here doesn't mind me talking to him. Right Tenebris?" He won't be able to respond to you until I allow the commenters to post again, Pinkie. "Oh.... well when you can respond, you don't mind do you Tenebris? *wide smile*" *sigh* .... We'll just see where this goes. "Okay... Bye bye Razor. Good luck with school. *waves hoof*" Thanks Pinkie, I'm really gonna need it. "Oh don't worry you're silly little head Razor Bazer, you'll do just fine." Thank you Pinkie. "Bye Razor!!!!" Bye. ohandbecausemyeditorKirowantsonemorewordhereitis