//------------------------------// // Some More Stuff Happens(13) // Story: Snowflame's Cocaine and/or Coffee Fueled Misadventures in Equestria (Comment Driven Story) // by KenSES64 //------------------------------// Snowflame: You do not find Discord. Just wander around and cause chaos. He will find you. Well it's nearly lunch time, Snowflame checks the kitchen first, might as well grab a sandwich while looking. He sees a pony version of Chef Ramsey yelling at his employees, then he starts yelling at Snowflame. Snowflame calls him a Fucking Donkey, and Ramsey says that that's his line. Snowflame says he's had enough, and that Ramsey has been chopped and tells him to get out, which Ramsey responds to saying "Wrong Show You Git!" Snowflame shoves a pie in his face, tells him he's not an Iron Chef then leaves. Snowflame decides to head to the kitchen to grab something to eat, and who know, Discord could be there. Upon entering the kitchen Snowflame saw a red earth pony stallion with a orange mane, a knife being sharpened for a cutie mark, and wearing a white apron. "These rolls are so raw, I poked one and it giggled!" The stallion shouted at another chef there. He then noticed Snowflame and said, "Who in tartarus let an ape in here?!" "Snowflame is a human, you fucking donkey!" Snowflame shouted. "That's my line!" "You've been chopped, get out!" "Wrong show you git!" "You're not an iron chef." Snowflame shouts before he grabs a nearby pie and just walks out with it. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ One Pie Later... He then comes across a room guarded by batponies, it's probably Luna's room. A keep quiet sign is posted on it, meaning she's asleep. Snowflame runs past the gaurds shouting at the top of his lungs "I'm a vampire, I'm a vampire, I'm vampire, I'm a vampire, I'm a vampire, I'm a vampire!" as a prank. Luna sticks her head out of the door and she and the guards are like, "WTF?" Snowflame threw his now empty pie tin out a nearby window and notices two guards dressed in midnight blue armor, with grey coats, yellow eyes and bat-like wings, standing in front of a door with a silver crescent moon on it. Snowflame smiles and starts running down the hallway, when he got near the door he started to shout, "Snowflame's a vampire! Snowflame's a vampire! Snowflame's a vampire! Snowflame's a vampire! Snowflame's a vampire! Snowflame's a vampire!" He kept on running as Princess Luna pokes her head out, she and the guards look at each other, unsure of what to make of what just happened. He then checks for Discord in the most unlikely of spots, his room. Inside his room is a mind trip like a combo of Alice in Wonderland, an MC Escher painting, and the Hell Tunnel from Willy Wonka. Discord is sitting on a marshmallow throne. Snowflame: Hi Q Discord: Oh Hai Snowflame, What's new with you? Discord: Be Discord. Snowflame then reaches another door that opens by itself to reveal what looked like a bunch of stairs going in every direction, an oversized chair in the middle of the room, and a chocolate river flowing up one of the walls. "Oh my celestia! Look at all those stairs!" Ghost Sombra shouts. Snowflame looks at the ghostly tyrant in confusion. Ghost Sombra signs and says, "Fine, I'll leave, but this story most likely hasn't seen the last of me!", before fading away. Snowflame enters the room where the door closes behind him. Atop the giant chair there's a flash of light, and a certain Draconequus appeared. "Ah, Snowflame. Long time no see." What happens now? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner... At Sugar Cube Corner, Derpy is still full of excitement, and way back in her mind a bit of guilt, but Trixie and Pinkie talk to her to both calm her down and talk about the wedding where Obito has to jot down notes on a to do list and get Dinky a milkshake. Meanwhile Iron Will and "Time Turner" have a stilted conversation since he doesn't remember good portions of the last three years. Pinkie Pie: Being an expert party planner, already have pre set plans in your head for all the weddings going on. Obito: Just do whatever Pinkie says. Don't ask questions (it will only make your head hurt) just do it. Ditzy stood in the bakery with Pinkie, Trixie, Dinky and some unicorn named Obito, who got a milkshake for Dinky. "I can easily think of wedding plans for both of you. Even if you want to wait, we can still think of them first." Pinkie said. "Well Trixie wants an ice sculpture of herself defeating the ursa major with a crying Twilight Sparkle looking at Trixie's amazingness." Trixie said. "Ummm... That sounds like something you'll need to talk about with your fiance first." Ditzy said. Trixie huffed and said, "Fine." "Well, you got any ideas for yours Derpy?" Pinkie asked. "I don't know." Ditzy said, more trapped in thought, she was happy that she was engaged to The Doctor, yet also feeling guilty about the fact that it only happened because she lied to him about who they were. "Well we can all think of things. Obito write everything we say down." Pinkie commanded the stallion. "Uhh... Okay." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Meanwhile in Town... "Time Turner" and Iron Will walked together and talked. "So you really have amnesia?" Iron Will asked. "Yeah, I can't really remember almost ... well almost anything really." "And yet you still proposed to that mare?" "She told me that we're been together for three years, and whatever small bits that I can remember do involve her, so I do believe her. Ummm... Sorry to change the subject, but were are we going?" "We're heading to Iron Will and Trixie's new house. Iron Will was luck, he found it for cheap." "Oh, where is it?" "Next to the library." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ At the Funny Farm... At the Cuckoo's Nest, Blueblood is fed his lunch, while Screwloose is still holding on to him and Disco Dance jabbering in his ear. The food is actually a mush of canned veggies that are probably older than him. The drinks? Lukewarm Tapwater. Blueblood: "Seriously, I try to have one hairless ape killed, and the universe and Sqaures conspire against me. Oh woe is me. Disco Dance: Where's my latex? Screwloose: Bark Blueblood: Sigh At lunch Blueblood was given a trey of mushed vegatable, Blueblood turned his head and says, "Do any of you really expect me to eat this trash? I'm a prince for Celestia's sake. I demand cloudcake!" Blueblood shouted, only for the staff to pay no attention to him. "Seriously, I try to have one hairless ape killed, and the universe and Squares conspire against me. Oh woe is me." "Where's my latex?!" The "Disco Dance" pony shouts. The blue mare barked again. Blueblood sighed.