Celestia Uses An Online Dating Website

by RainbowBob

Chapter 36: The Sixth Is... Well, Slimy

Luna remained silent. Her eyes traveled all across the room, except for one place in particular. Well, person in particular. And if we want to get even more particular than that, it was Celestia.

“So… how was your date?” Luna asked.

Celestia didn’t even bother glancing at Luna. “I don’t want to talk about it.”

Luna nodded. Licking her lips and clearing out her throat slightly, Luna said, “You’re not even going to tell me how… that happened?” Luna waved a hoof at Celestia, clearly indicating her sister’s appearance.

Celestia stared down at her hooves. They were completely covered in slime. Along with the rest of her body. Sticky, cold, disgusting slime. Not an inch of her skin wasn’t drenched by the stuff.

“Slug planet,” Celestia said simply.

“Why would the Doctor take you to a slug planet?”

Celestia frowned, her eyes briefly lighting up with the menacing flare of rage for a moment. “He’s a bastard, that’s why.”

An uncomfortable silence stretched out before the two princesses, all the while a pool of slime forming around Celestia on her bedroom floor. Finally, it was Luna who broke the quiet stillness in the room by saying, “How about I draw you up a bath?”

Celestia nodded, an ever so tiny smile spreading on her lips. “That’d be appreciated.”

Luna went to exit Celestia’s room, but stopped at the door. Checking over her shoulder, Luna asked, “Sorry if I’m still being a bother, dear sister, but what befell of the Doctor after your date went so… well, bad sounds like underplaying the events.”

The smile on Celestia’s face grew wider. “Oh, don’t worry about that, Luna. The Sixth and I left on good terms. The Seventh can surely attest to that.”

“Seventh Doctor?”

“Oh, he’ll be my date for the next evening, but we already met briefly on my last date.”

Luna stood at Celestia’s doorway for several seconds, but eventually shrugged and exited the room. “I hope that one at least goes better than the last one.”

Celestia rubbed her slime-coated hooves together, her devious grin never leaving her face. “Oh, I can assure you of that, dear sister. Yes indeed…” Celestia glanced down at her slimey hooves and grimaced. “Oh geez, now I fit the bill for a slimy politician right down to the appearance and implications. Stupid Sixth Doctor and his even stupider umbrella. That didn’t stop the slime at all.”

Author's Note:

Don't fret, for he Sixth Doctor shall be revealed in his full glory soon enough!

Comments

[Corporal Lyra]

Okay then....

Still don't understand Doctor Who.

(Whoever disliked this, is their something wrong that I can't understand a TV show?(then again, I'm editing this to tell you this, don't know why))

[RainbowBob]

4827188
THE SIXTH TOTALLY WASN'T MURDERED BY THE SEVENTH!
TOTALLY DIDN'T HAPPEN!
THE JFK ASSASSINATION WAS AN INSIDE JOB!
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[Corporal Lyra]

4827193

RainbowBob what have I told you about leaving your cell?

Get back in there before I put a straight jacket on you!

[GamerGoddessDin]

Wait, so Celestia was the CoD for Sixth? That's why she met Seventh during her date with Sixth right?

[ScarletandLunaRcool]

Queen Chrysalis

Also, it would be funny if Luna got matched to Celestia on accident XD

[Aurora Dimmet]

4827399

This is hilarious somehow.

4827470

She did already. Twilight created a compatibility thing and found out that Celestia and Luna are the perfect match for each other. As an avid supporter of Princest, I can only agree.

[Tatsurou]

Wait...Celestia caused the Sixth Doctor's regeneration as payback for the horribly date? Nice!

[GamerGoddessDin]

4827470 Here you go: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/119978/25/celestia-uses-an-online-dating-website/chapter-18-double-the-dates-double-the-fun

A link directly to the chapter in which Lunestia fails to become a thing.

[Love the Changeling]

4827470 The entire date with Chrysalis would be summed up as follows, "They walk in, spot each other, both say nope and turn around"

[Chaotic Note]

filler is best filler

[ScarletandLunaRcool]

4827634 Oh, thanks XD

[Sketch Scribbles]

4827724
Chrissy wouldn't have gotten a proper dinner either way, considering what changelings eat. so no loss really.

[Razalon The Lizardman]

“Slug planet,” Celestia said simply.

Whew, for a second there I thought Celestia was being devoured by Monster Blood.

[Imperator Chiashi Zane]

4827188
It's a very complex show. Not understanding Doctor Who is like not understanding Programmer Slang. The only way to really understand it is to watch all of it. (from the very beginning) This may take a while.

[Corporal Lyra]

4828663

Well I have no idea what programmer slang is sooooo.......

F-

Shut up.

[RainbowBob]

4827246
Neeeeeeeever!

[Corporal Lyra]

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GUARDS! GET THE TASERS!

[Dirty Bit]

This was the shortest date I've seen so far with the Doctors

I'd expect something more out of the Sixth.

[Kage no Brony]

4828663

Did you really try to nerd-speak a non-nerd?

I'd say 'hand in your card', but that's actually rather expected of a nerd...

4828904

I've only seen a couple episodes of the Eleventh Doctor, but from what I've seen and heard from a Whovian (Hardcore fan of Doctor Who) friend Doctor Who revolves around a man from another world, who goes on adventures in time and space while shutting down any ne'er do wells that cross his path. In one episode, he shuts down a sentient star threatening to consume entire universes.

In short, Doctor Who is a badass in his own way.

[Corporal Lyra]

4829191

Thanks for being nice for this dumbass.

[Imperator Chiashi Zane]

4830010
I was actually trying to keep it non-nerd speak. I barely speak English as it is, and it's my native language.

[Kage no Brony]

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Most people don't know the ins and outs of programming, so to use it in an example with the intention of explaining something else is inherently flawed.

[Imperator Chiashi Zane]

4830716
Interestingly, my original post had no actual nerd-speak in it. It was a comment about having to start at the beginning to understand it.

[Kage no Brony]

4830735

Not understanding Doctor Who is like not understanding Programmer Slang.

Hmm. I suppose that's borderline nerd-speak, but just a little short...

[Imperator Chiashi Zane]

4830795
Two equally difficult things for most people. More are likely to hear programmer slang from the tech-heads at Best Buy than to catch Doctor Who outside of the UK

[blazikenking]

4827193 YOU FORGOT YOUR HAT!
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[CuriousCurse]

4828904
4830010
4829191
Deductive reasoning would indicate it is slang (otherwise known as "informal speech or wording commonly used in certain contexts or groups of people") that is used by programmers (a group of people known for their ability to program computers or other electronic devices through the use of "scripts" or "coding"). You don't need to know the intricate details of most things to understand the basic concepts of them. I believed this was a self explanatory euphemism using commonly known words for those of adult English reading level as well as it trying to explain that the show is simply difficult to understand when you haven't seen it from the beginning. You reactions seem exceptionally untoward.

TL;DR
Being rude to someone simply because you don't understand them is, well, rude.

[Kage no Brony]

4836838

I understood him just fine. I also apologise if I came across as rude, it was my intention to gently point out that he could have been clearer from an objective standpoint.

It seems I have failed in all regards.

[Corporal Lyra]

4836838

Holy hell, I'm not five years old you dolt!