Oh that is what you intend to do, but as of this moment you have no idea where to start looking.

You're fairly certain that you've been running north since you left the library. Or it not, you can turn around and run north instead. So that is what you decide to do. You turn in a random direction assuming its north and keep running.

Steal applejacks dog, then use said dog to track down the humans scent from the clothes left at raritys place

That would be a good idea if you wanted to interact with either of those ponies, but you're pretty sure that they both want to stop you right now (especially Rarity) so going to see them again is not an option.

Recalibrate the apertures on the nine and a quarter catadioptric telescopes.

You already did that days ago. Its how you.... THIS ISN'T AT ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!

Make sure you take your hi-fi blade and make sure your Raiden outfit is flawless. You're probably going to need them in the future.

What in Celestia's name is a hi-fi blade? This is just a regular sword that you got from your brother after that recent adventure in the crystal empire (it's an incredibly long story). Still, it is a good sword, you have no reason to doubt it. Plus, your Raiden outfit is flawless. Why wouldn't it be flawless.... of course it's all right. WHY WOULDN'T IT BE-

As those thoughts run through your head you look up at the sun and see that instead of running north you've been going south.

"GAHH!!!!!" You scream aloud to yourself as you turn yourself around and start running north.

hmmm... a deception spell might make him see you as a human then you could get him to do you!! just a little deception spell and he will be putty in your hooves! or you could brain wash him

OOOOOOOOO..... That's a good idea. Of course, you have to find the human first. You're not entirely sure if you can brainwash him, though. Hell, you don't even know how to brainwash ponies, let alone a species you've never seen.

Eventually you find yourself back in town square. How that happened you have absolutely no idea, you've been so lost in your thoughts that you.

Above you a cloud explodes, pay no mind to it....

You skid to a halt and begin to look around for where to frantically run next. Suddenly, out of nowhere, you notice a cloud explode above your head. You try not to pay attention to it but......

What is that buzzing sound you hear? You don't know but it sounds like it's getting closer.
Suddenly, you see something that completely leaves you at a loss of words.
You can see what appears to be a metal contraption hovering through town and what looks like to be a couple humans and Discord of all things to be in it.
After picking your jaw off the floor, you decide to follow it as you currently have no better leads.

Out of nowhere you suddenly hear a very peculiar noise. It sounds like its getting closer.... Now its really close.

Then suddenly you look up. What you see..... kind of defies all description. A large, flying, metal, thing. Okay, metal contraption of some sort, hovers through the town. As you look closer you see what can only, unmistakably be two other humans and Discord inside of it. For whatever reason Discord appears to be wearing sunglasses.

The metal contraption flies right over you and then heads out of town. As quickly as its come, its gone.

You are quite literally at a loss of words for what you have just seen. Also you're pretty sure that your jaw is now more than half way to the other side of Equestria by now.

Just what in Celestia was that thing.... You've never seen anything like that before.... and the humans.... Normally you could chalk this up to insanity.... BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! YOU'RE NOT INSANE, YOU'RE NOT CRAZY, YOU'RE NOT-

Ok, do the wise thing and, and...
OH Shiny...
no i have to keep my mind in this...
But, but shiny...
NO, NO SHINY!!!
OH i know what we have to do, let's find Pinkie Pie and have a party...
NO, NO PARTIES, but finding Pinkie would be good idea...
Or, maybe we could go to fluttershy's house and calm down while petting some animals, that is if you want...
Yes, fluttershy could have seen the human and... wait who am i talking to?
Hello, I am your inner Pinkie and this is your inner Fluttershy!
Um, hi.
And there is inner Rarity and Applejack and Rainbow Dash.
What i... WHAT!!!
Yeah and then there is all those commenters. Say hi!
Pinkie, i mean me, i mean... Ugh i give up, even my inner pinkie is crazy.

"Okay," you say to yourself as you remember to collect your jaw from the other side of Equestria. "Now I should probably do the wise thing and."

"NO, NO SHINY!" you scream aloud and turn around only to realize that nopony is there.

"Oh, I know what we should do," the voice suddenly says. "Lets find Pinkie and have a party!!!"

"NO, NO PARTIES!" You scream again. "Although, finding Pinkie Pie would be a good idea..." you say as you put a hoof to your chin.

"Or, maybe we could go to Fluttershy's house and calm down while petting some animals," you hear another, much softer voice say. "That is... if you want to."

"Yes!" you say to yourself as the imaginary lightbulb above your head comes on. "Fluttershy could have seen the human and... wait... who am I talking to?" you say as you suddenly realize that nopony is around. For real this time. Seriously there aren't any ponies here in the town square other than you.

"Hello, I am your inner Pinkie Pie," the bubblegummy voice says to you, "and this is your inner Fluttershy!"

"And there is inner Rarity and Applejack and Rainbow Dash and..." your inner Pinkie Pie continues

"Yeah and then there is all those commenters. Hi commenters!!!!" your inner Pinkie Pie says out of nowhere.

"Pinkie, I mean me, I mean..." you begin to say, but find yourself unable to formulate any more coherent words. "Ugh I give up," you finally say as you throw your hooves to your head. "Even my inner Pinkie is crazy."

Ghost Sombra suggests building a huge flight of stairs. You get annoyed at how pointless and irrelevant this is.

"I think you should build a huge flight of stairs," the Ghost of Sombra suddenly says to you.

"Ah, don't be like that to Somby," your inner Pinkie Pie says. You look slightly to your right and notice ghost versions of Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy floating there..... much like Sombra... "I'm sorry Somby," Your inner Pinkie Pie says as she floats over to him.

"Oh, its okay," Ghost Sombra replies to her. "I've gotten used to it." You feel like your mind may have imploded in on itself trying to comprehend all of this. You then notice your inner Pinkie Pie and Ghost Sombra looking at each other for a moment, they both look deep in though.

"EYE FIVE!!!!" they suddenly both scream as they bash their ghost heads into each other and poke each other with their right eyes. They then back away from each other in slight pain. Yeah, you're almost certain now that your mind imploded. You then look over to Fluttershy, who's just looking back at you like the real Fluttershy would.

You decide to visit pinkie pie, because of her wacky self, and the fact that she always does the inconceivable and impossible every-time, maybe she can help you find the human; or visit fluttershy; last you saw the human it looked like it was running in the direction away from town, and maybe perhaps she might have seen the human pass-by. Which one sounds like the better choice: Pinkie Pie, or Fluttershy?

go to fluttershy's and ask if she has seen the human after she explains what happened you go into the forest to find the human

Dun worry, site was down for all of us.
anyway. like i said before, HIRE A TRACKER.
please

Ask Fluttershy about the human! He's likely retreated from Ponyville completely, so he might be near the forest. He has no idea of the dangers in the Everfree, so he might be in danger!

Perhaps there are some human tracks in the ground, or maybe somepony saw him again? Maybe Fluttershy saw it, you should ask her.

Beating the crap out of your friends and complete strangers is A-ok, but she can't get herself to give Spike a wake up slap? I guess insanity doesn't just make her violent, it also makes her inconsistent.
Whelp, she hasn't seen Fluttershy all day. Her friends already think she's gone off the deep end, but Fluttershy might help.

All of those Ponies were trying to keep you from the human and Spike did nothing. YOU ONLY DID WHAT YOU HAD TO DO!!!!!

A flood or realizations all hit you at once as you stare into the eyes of your inner Fluttershy. You haven't seen her since this whole human incident began, and a human is essentially a large animal in this case. Right? So who better to help you find a giant animal than someone who works with giant animals. IT'S THE PERFECT PLAN!!!

"Thank you, inner Fluttershy," you say as you dash off in the direction of Fluttershy's cottage. You know where you're going now.

"Well, she can't really be gone if we're figments of HER imagination right?" the Ghost of Sombra asks her. Your inner Pinkie Pie only giggles at that.

"Well of course silly Somby," she says to him. "We're in her head, she's not gonna run from us. Unless you can run your own head off. Can you run your own head off?"

"Um... I don't mind," your inner Fluttershy says. "She's going to see me after all, so its not that bad."

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Of course I can. How else do you think I can be aware of what's going on all this time. That's right commenters, I am reading everything you say."

"*sigh, I guess you're right. Oh well. Bye commenters. I'll see you next time." *waves imaginary hoof again.

-Meanwhile, back at the library-

"So what are we gonna do now?" Spike asked Applejack as he finished drying himself with a towel.

"Well now ah reckon we go git Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and Fluttershy," she replied. "Ah think we're probably gonna need all ah em if we're gonna do this."

"Well lets get going then," Rainbow Dash said. "Every moment we waste is another that Twilight can use to do something stupid. We're wasting time here."

"Ah, agree," Applejack said to her before she turned back to Spike. "Spike, ya'll-"

"Just a sec," Spike interrupted her before he turned around and ran up the stairs to the third floor, then he pulled out the ladder to the attic and ran up into it. The sounds of him rummaging through a bunch of things in there could be heard down below. Rainbow Dash and Applejack just looked at each other with shared looks of confusion. All the while, the noises continued.

"Found it!" Spike called back down. After a few more moments, he came back down the stairs with a wooden box in his claws. It wasn't very big, about a foot long and a few inches wide. Both Rainbow Dash and Applejack just stared at it.

-Meanwhile, at Fluttershy's cottage-

So, regarding this plan of yours, Twilight.... I'm just vaguely curious - assuming you succeed, and secks the human, and give birth to a centaur...
What's it's name gonna be? Have you decided that yet? Crossing that bridge when you get there?
Furthermore, suppose that, instead of a centaur, you get, say, an anthro unicorn, instead. Are you going to raise it, train it to follow in your footsteps? Give it up for adoption? Just curious on some of the side-planning aspects. Are you going to try convincing the human to help you raise the wee one?

Well, of course you're gonna raise it. It will be your baby, so of course you're gonna raise it yourself. After all, somepony has to teach it in the art of magic, and who better than the element of magic herself. You haven't really thought about a name for it though, you were thinking maybe an nice human name due to its origins. You'll probably ask the human about that once you're done with him, see what his opinion is, you know nothing on human names.

And as far as the human raising it with you, your original plan was to send him back once you were done. You didn't think about the prospect of him helping you raise the child. The thought never entered your mind, really. Then again, you were also sure none of this would happen.

You slow to a trot as you get closer to her cottage. You don't want to freak her out to much, lest she run away and refuse to help you. Given what's happened before you can't afford to be too careful.

"Fluttershy!" You call out as you enter the house. No one appears to be home, but the door was open. Then again, nopony locks their doors in ponyville, its just that safe of a town.

"Up here!" You suddenly hear her voice call back. You can barely hear it, but its there. You then follow the source of the voice all the way upstairs to her bedroom.

You open the bedroom door to find it unlocked. The whole room is strangely dark.

Find the light switch.

You walk over to the lightswitch and turn it on. What you see is kind of shocking.

Fluttershy is tired to her bed. She's tied to her bed with her own bedsheets with all four of her hooves spread out like the way the human was when you found him at Rarity's place. Also you notice Angel bunny tied up in her hair. You almost don't believe it at first, but yeah, he really is tired up in Fluttershy's hair.

You swear to Celestia you can feel your own eyes trying to burst out of your skull.

Wake up. See This. What do? (Comment driven story)

by RazortheAwesome

Intermission: Tracking