//------------------------------// // Good Morning Snowflame (1) // Story: Snowflame's Cocaine and/or Coffee Fueled Misadventures in Equestria (Comment Driven Story) // by KenSES64 //------------------------------// It was another beautiful morning in Ponyville. Celestia's sun was shining, the birds were singing, the weather team cleared the sky for the day, but that was unknown to Snowflame who just rolled out of bed. The white haired human stretched his back a bit and cracked his neck. He walked up to the mirror in his slightly messy bedroom staring at it in a half asleep daze. He grabbed some white face paint on a desk and touched up on some places that was slightly thinner. 'Snowflame's face paint, Snowflame can't be seen without Snowflame's face paint.' Snowflame thought to himself as he added the last touches. Snowflame then pulls out a sheet of paper that reads... SNOWFLAME'S ENEMIES *The New Guardians *That Filly Scout that sold Snowflame bad cookies *Ed Boon *Anyone named Chad "Yup, that seems about right to Snowflame." The super villain says to himself, before putting it away and walking out of his bedroom. Snowflame makes his way to the kitchen to do his normal routine of make himself a pot of coffee. With there being no cocaine in Equestria, Snowflame has to settle on the next best thing, since coffee is really just cocaine in liquid form, or at least according to Snowflame. Snowflame watched as the coffee slowly filled the pot, when the heard hoofsteps behind him. Snowflame turned to see his roommates, Lyra and Bon Bon. Bon Bon seemed to have already gotten ready for the day, mane brushed and everything. Lyra on the other hand, or hoof, looked like she just crawled out of bed, her mane was going in practically every direction, and she had some noticeable bags under her eyes. "Morning ladies." Snowflame greeted. "Good morning Snowflame." Bon Bon responded. Lyra yawns loudly before saying, "Morning", in a half asleep mumble. The coffee finishes and Snowflame grabs the pot handle. He then turns to see a coffee mug floating in a golden aura. "Can I get a cup of that?" Lyra asked. Snowflame shrugged as to say "Why not", and filled the mug 3/4 of the way. "Thanks." Lyra said as she also used her magic to grab the cream and sugar. "Want any?" She asked the human. "Snowflame doesn't need your no cream or sugar. Cream and sugar is for the weak!" Snowflame then downs the pot of black coffee. Lyra rolls her eyes, "Yes, because drinking black coffee makes you so tough." She says sarcastically. "Indeed it does." Snowflame says, with a white flame in his right hand. "Well I'm off to work now." Bon Bon said, putting a bowl in the sink, "I'll see you both later." She walks up to Lyra giving her a quick kiss goodbye and then walking out the kitchen, and then through the front door. Lyra places some bread in the toaster as Snowflame grabs an apple. "You got any plans today?" Lyra asked. "Snowflame was just going to go into town and see what happens." Snowflame responds. "Okay, but don't cause too much property damage." "How much is too much?" "Any." "Snowflame will make not promises." Lyra take a deep breath and says, "Somehow I knew you wouldn't." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Some Snowflame finishes his apple and steps outside looking at all the ponies walking about this fine day. Some chatting, some shopping, some heading to work. Everypony had something to do. "Now." Snowflame says to himself, "What to do?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Name: Snowflame Stats Strenght: 7 Speed: 6 Intelligence: 4 Insanity: 9 Cocaine Addiction: 10 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Meanwhile at Canterlot Castle... Prince Blueblood had awaken from his slumber and just stared at his reflection in the mirror. All over his coat were naked patches of skin, that were the result of being duct taped to the castle's ceiling by that creature named Snowflame at the Grand Galloping Gala last week. "How dare that ape, that beast, that abomination against ponykind to this to me?" the Prince said to himself. "Who in Equestria thinks he is for putting a hoof... hand... whatever, on me! Not only that, but ruining my perfect coat." Blueblood then gets an idea in his head, 'Well even though when I talked to Auntie Celestia, she found it funny and wouldn't arrest that creature for his crimes, I think there might be a way to get even with this Snowflame.' Prince Blueblood opens his closet and pulls out a long black rode, that covered up his body and face. He then put it on for two reasons, one to hind his coat in general, and two so nopony could see where he'd be heading later that night. "Oh yes Mr. Snowflame you will pay for your attack on my coat, I will assure you that. You will pay." a devilish grin soon grew on his face. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Name: Prince Blueblood Stats Strenght: 3 Speed: 3 Intelligence: 6 Douchebagery: 10 Political Power: 0 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ And Now A Public Service Announcement from SNOWFLAME! Snowflame sat in a pink armchair near a fireplace, wearing a red bathrobe and white scarf. He seemed to be reading from a newspaper, he looks up and says, "Hello. You may have noticed that Snowflame put "everyone named Chad" on Snowflame's list of enemies. Now you may be wondering why did Snowflame do that? Well, it's because if someone's named Chad they are most likely a douchebag. So now if you are an expecting parent, if you have a boy, do not name him Chad. It will be for the best." Snowflame then looks back at his newspaper, "You stupid cat! Why eat lasagna when you can have cocaine!" This Has Been A Public Service Announcement from SNOWFLAME!