//------------------------------// // In Case of Muffin Emergency Break Glass(12) // Story: Snowflame's Cocaine and/or Coffee Fueled Misadventures in Equestria (Comment Driven Story) // by KenSES64 //------------------------------// Snowflame: Oh hai Princess, Snowflame was wondering if you hired an assassin to kill him? Celestia: (Shocked) What? Snowflame: If not, then do you know who did? Celestia: Someone tried to have you killed? Snowflame: Yes, it was pretty fun, the Assassin had shiny claws and a mask. Celestia: Where is he now? Snowflame: It's ok, I left him with the Pink Pony, so you know everything will turn out alright Celestia: OK...(Not Real Sure) Snowflame: Anyway, Snowflame needs to find the one who hired the hit pony so that Snowflame can introduce him to a world of hurt. Celestia: Well, um...Maybe Discord can help you with that. Snowflame: Cool Beans. "Afternoon Princess. If you don't mind Snowflame asking, but did you send an assassin to kill Snowflame?" "Of course not. Wait, somepony tried to have you killed?" The Princess asked, concern in the voice. "Yes, the assassin had these shiny, metal claws and a mask, it was a fun fight." "Where is this assassin now?" "Snowflame left him with the pink pony. Surely that can't go wrong in any way." "Ummm............Okaaaaaay." Celestia said, unsure. "Anyway, Snowflame needs to find the one who hired the hit pony so that Snowflame can introduce him to a world of hurt. Can you help Snowflame in any way?" "Well if you find this pony, I promise that they'll be brought to justice." "Thank you Princess." "Though maybe you should talk to Discord. He might be able to help." "Okay, Snowflame will talk to the awesome Star Trek guy." Snowflame said, while walking out of the throne room. Now, where does Snowflame go to try to find Discord? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Meanwhile in Sugarcube Corner... Meanwhile Pinkie Senses that somepony needs a pick me up muffin, so she has Obito stand ready with a muffin with such a glorious scent that it could probably awaken the dead. Pinkie Pie says "Be Right Back" and rushes out the door to go help whoever fainted. Time Turner tries to get the fainted Derpy to awaken, but it's no good. When Suddenly Pinkie Pie appears, picks her up and tells him and Dinky to follow her. They rush back to Sugar Cube Corner where Obito uses the muffin to revive Derpy. She still feels lightheaded, and Pinkie Pie asks what made her faint, and Dinky tells her. Figuring that after 3 years of "dating" her, Time Turner decides to propose thinking it's a good idea. She knows this is gonna blow up in her face eventually, but what the hell, she accepts the proposal. If it's official he can't leave her behind like the other companions when he gets his memory back. Iron Will and Trixie approve of this and Pinkie Pie tells Obito that they have to start planning the wedding party immediately. (Two Plot Threads are Now 1 ) Pinkies eyebrows started to twitch and she soon after sneeze (where to Obito's surprise, confetti came out of her nose.) "*Gasp* Twitchy Eyebrow Sneeze?! Somepony needs a muffin ASAP!" Pinkie shouts before she pulls a banana walnut muffin out of thin air and hooves it over to Obito. "Hold this for now. I'll be right back." She dashes out of the bakery, looking around town for who need the emergency muffin, though she had an idea of who it was. About 30 seconds later here suspicions were confirmed when she got to a grey pegasus passed out on the ground with a worried looking brown earth pony stallion and greyish-purple unicorn filly. "What happened?" Pinkie asked. "She just fainted." "Time Turner" said. Pinkie picks up Derpy and puts her on her back, "Follow me." She then rushes off. Dinky and "Time Turner" not far behind. Not long after they got back to Sugarcube Corner. "Obito! Muffin! Now!" Pinkie commands the former assassin, how gives it to her with his magic. Pinkie puts Derpy down and holds the muffin up to Derpy's face. Derpy's eyes slowly open as she smells the muffin, and seemingly on instinct, immediately started eating the muffin. "Time Turner" sighed in relief. Pinkie walks up to Dinky and asks, "What made her faint?" "Well, Mr. Doctor said he'd try to be the best dad he could be for me, and I said that then he and my mom should get married then." "Time Turner" heard this and looks at Derpy, and smiles. "Well, maybe it's not a bad idea." Derpy takes her focus off her muffin and says "Wait, what?" "Sure my memory my be a bit fuzzy, but you told me that we've been together for three years so it seems like it'd be about time that we get married." Derpy almost fainted again, but was able to keep herself standing, 'This is bad, if a say yes this'll blow up in my face sooner or later, but if I say no he'll wonder why. Well maybe if we marry and he gets his memory back he'll not be so mad. I mean I'll be his wife, maybe he won't leave me, like my good for nothing ex-fiance did.' Derpy hugged "Time Turner" and says "Yes." "Dawwww." Pinkie exclaims, "Oh, you'll need somepony to plan your wedding. I'll do it!" "Well, we'll need some time to get ready, I mean how long does preparing for a wedding take?" "Time Turner" asked. "Depends, it can be a couple of months to a little over a year." the nearby Iron Will said, "Trixie and I here haven't picked a date yet ourselves. "Trixie is thinking a summer wedding." the blue mare besides him said. "Well, however long it takes, we'll be sure to hire you Miss... I sorry I don't know your name." "Oh, I'm Pinkie Pie. Happy to meet you Mr. Doctor." The pink mare says. "Actually, it's Time Turner." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Name: "The Great and Powerful" Trixie Lulamoon Stats Strenght: 4 Speed: 5 Intelligence: 5 Magic Ability: 7 Cockyness: 8 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ At the Nut House... In the nice home with the clean white coats, Prince Blueblood meets Screw Loose who is barking like a dog (Apparently she's had a relapse after seeing Spike and all the animals from the Just for Sidekicks episode.) She proceeds to immediately hug him and not let go. Blueblood's scowl deepens even more while Taco Salad begins picking Cheerios out of her hair and eating them. "Ha! You landed on my hotel, and you have nothing to mortgage. I win!" the disco dance pony says to Blueblood. The Prince rolls his eyes and says, "What do I care? If this was with my real bits, I could of bought everything right away." "Sure you could." the disco dance pony says sarcastically. Blueblood stood up and began to walk away, but was blocked by a blue earth pony mare with a grey mane and a screw for a cutie mark. "Miss, your in my way." Blueblood says. The mare responded by barking. Blueblood facehooved, 'Great, I can tell this won't get anywhere.' They next thing he knew the mare had him trapped in a vice grip of a hug, and it didn't seem like she was going to let go anything soon. 'It's offical. I'm in tartarus.' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ And Now A Public Service Announcement from SNOWFLAME! Snowflame stands in the middle of somepony's living room and begines to talk "Here's some advise. If you ever go to Burger King, get some extra zesty sauces and put them in the fridge, so they'll get cold. Then buy some of those honey mustard pritzels. Then while you're eating the pritzels, dip them into the zesty sauce. It is amazing. AMAZING!" This Has Been A Public Service Announcement from SNOWFLAME!