Ladies, gentlemen, bronies, pegasisters, I am, with so much regret, sorry to inform you all that due to a series of unfortunate events.... that Wake up. See this. What do? is....
CANCELED FOREVER!!!!
APRIL FOOLS!!!
Lolz just kidding. I would never do that to you guys. I'm not that cruel. If I am going to make this story end, then it is going to go out WITH A BANG!!! (yes, just like that).
But yeah. Because I only have one month left until I graduate from university (WOOHOO!!!), I have a lot of projects coming up that are due at the end of the month. It is a time that my parents have always referred to as "crunch time." So yeah... I will still give regular updates, but I do reserve the right to take a day or two off if I need to in order to finish my senior projects (I have about four different ones). If nothing else is in my way however, then there will be regular daily updates.
So yeah, now that that is out of the way, lets get part 2 started.
Part 2
change you inner holmes for rocky
Theres no turning back, For this fight you will need to channel the 2 best swordsmen that have ever existed ever......
Vergil from DMC and Ryu Hyabusa from Ninja Gaiden. The epitome of swordsmen baddasery.
How about channeling your inner David Carradine?
Or maybe your inner Jason Bourne?
swithch out Sherlock homes with a Bezerker of Khorne the warp will protect you!
You switch Snake and the other guy for Sephiroth and Kratos. Due to the insane amounts of magic flowing Iinto that part of the Everfree at that particular moment in arcane meteorology, you actually begin channeling their powers.
You and Twilight are held totally speechless for about thirty seconds, completely confused.
Then Twilight generates two magic knives and the battle begins.
Unfortunately, you are in active mode right now, so you cannot switch out inner fictional characters. You have to be in passive mode in order to do that.
Remember, passive mode is when you are in a relaxed, at rest state. When you are not fighting, running, or doing anything physical. Basically, you cannot be in combat of any kind, and staring down an opponent counts as being in combat, which means active mode. So no switching out characters right now.
Activate Holmes mode: First, she must to the risky movement of getting close to her. From what we've seen of her magic, it is based on sight. First, blind her causing you moment of quick freedom. Next, send sharp blow to her horn as to deactivate the meddling of the magic. Afterward, if successful, use body wear, expand it and pin to ground and finally if done, put katana do neck to. stop any other problems.
With your inner Sherlock, you can see the bruises and scratches on her face and her panting breaths, she's recently been in a fight. Her eye is bloodshot red and she is wobbly. Only through sheer force of will and adrenaline is she standing up. She will still be tough to bring down, even at her weakest, crazy is crazy after all. With your inner Solid Snake, you thinks she looks a lot like Raiden, and that the sword she carries will be a problem...At first. Your Inner Sherlock tells you that your metal is more superior by it's color, weight, and how it's basically a light saber when compared to what you know of ninja swords from Kung Fu Films. You have a chance in this fight. You look into her eyes, and give her a smile of your own. It's just you and her, mono y mono, one of you is going down right now, and you're going to give her your all. You channel your inner Bruce Campbell as you hold out your hand as if beckoning to her as you say in the most masculine voice you can:
COME GET SOME
So.......this is it, the final fight, you Vs. the crazy psycho bitch known as twilight. Tensions are high, the air is at a mix between dry heat and misty cold, its as if this one moment is letting you see what you couldn't see before. You can see the leaves in a somewhat greater detail fluttering in the wind, you can see the breeze blowing in the air, you can see the breath that expels itself from your body......this is truly your final chance.
You decide to use your Sherlock Holmes to analyze the situation. You find that twilight is in another outfit altogether that suspiciously looks like raiden from before he went full cyborg, complete with the electric katana saber...thing. On top of that, she looks winded, as if she's been in a great amount of fights and expelled a bit too much energy, though you truly don't know if she's THAT winded, you can only hope. You then decide (even if this only gives you 5, maybe 10 seconds of reprieve to plan some maneuvers) to ask her some questions and HOPE TO ALL CHUCK NORRIS GOD that she answers them. Starting with: "why are you chasing me specifically" "what's up with that outfit of yours, couldn't pick out a more badass'er one?" "WHO WAS PHONE?!" and finally "if you're going to subdue me, at least truly answer my question in what you need me for specifically, I mean I AM sorry that I literally ripped a page from one of the books you owned, but come on. You tear me from home as I was in the middle of achieving the perfect veg out state, you try to force yourself on me for god knows what (at this point, your voice steadily rises in pitch and tone), I try to get some help and you pretty much tear that help away from me, and you never, not EVEN ONCE (until this final bit), DECIDE TO TAKE MY THOUGHTS INTO CONSIDERATION!!?!!.........unless you have a very good reason besides [im going to rape you and make babes], then I'll have to do something completely m night shyamalan-grimdark worthy" if she doesn't give you the answers you want after THIS point, then switch out your inner Sherlock Holmes for Master Chief (you'll definitely need the luck he has with situations like this....but with covenant, flood and Prometheans ) and your inner solid snake for Ryu Hayabusa
your inner sherlock tells you that the last thing that you need is to be the defensive because that happens, then you have a better chance of leaving an event horizon than getting out of this. some one like this is more than likely gonna be packing and you DO NOT want her to prepare any thing to get you.
DON'T GIVE HER A CHANCE TO ATTACK!!!!!!.
Use your inner Sherlock Holmes to deduce that the crazy-unicorn-rapist-bitch channels her magic through her horn and decide that it would be a good target to hit. A good rock should stop the magical flow or maybe the butt of the bowie knife if you get close enough. Either way, if her horn is hit hard enough, it should disrupt her magic... And because she has a horn mean she is always horny? I'm sorry, I had to throw in a pun.
That is not to say that the inner fictional characters you are currently channeling aren't useless. After all, you chose them for a reason. Just look at the badasses Solid Snake has taken down, Foxhound, the Cobra Unit (technically that was Big Boss but you still count it), his brother Liquid Snake, and Sherlock Holmes is Sherlock Holmes, nuff said.
In the short moment that you've been staring her down, your inner Sherlock Holmes gets in and begins to analyze the situation.
The first thing you notice is that clearly she has been through a recent battle. She looks like hell, to say the least. Cuts and bruises are all over her body, and you notice a pretty nasty cut on her torso right between her forelegs. It doesn't look that deep, but it's still a nasty cut, probably from a knife, couldn't have been from a tree, hence the fight. Also, the one eye that you can see that isn't covered by an eye patch is red and bloodshot and she seems a little wobbly, meaning that its probably only through sheer force of adrenaline that she's standing up.
She'll still be difficult to take down though. After all, crazy is still crazy no matter how tired it is. Plus, you're not entirely sure just how winded she really is. She could still be fine enough to take you on.
You inner Solid Snake then kicks in and you notice that she looks somewhat like Raiden from MGS2 before he became a cyborg. So pansy Raiden then.
You kick him out of your mind for a moment and go back to channeling Sherlock.
Still, your time with Snake led you to notice the sword she's carrying. Regardless of how winded she is, that sword will still be a threat, and its currently sheathed so you cannot see if it has any sort of enchantment on it. You're not entirely sure about the properties of oricalcum, but from what you've gathered, you know its stronger than most metals, so you should be okay. Just as long as you don't have to deal with any magic on the sword.
Which brings you nicely to your next point. From your time training with Lyra (you can't really call it training per se, but it did help), you've picked up a few things about how magic in this world works. Your inner Sherlock was always on, so you've seen a few things watching her and Minuette do it. First off, only unicorns can use it, since they have a horn. Which brings you to your next point, that magic seems entirely focused on the horn, which means that if it were either incapacitated or removed, then she wouldn't be able to use magic anymore.
A good blow to the horn via a rock or the butt of your knife should do the trick, the only problem would be getting that close.
Also you've never brought this up to Lyra, but you've noticed that the glow comes up when she uses magic is the same color as her eyes, it was the same with Minuette. That in turn, leads you to believe that magic must be somehow based on sight. That means that she has to see something in order to grab it with her magic.
All this leads you to one conclusion about what your battle plan should be for this fight. Do not stand still.
You cannot go on the defensive cause you don't know what she will throw at you, magic or otherwise, and since she needs to see you in order for her magic to work, then if you can avoid her then you should be fine. Basically, you do not want to give her the chance to attack. Going on the offensive would work best right now, especially since she is winded and potentially wounded and you won't get a better chance. Yet, something also tells you that simply rushing in right now is a bad idea.
Still, she hasn't attacked you yet. She's still just staring down you as much as you are her. What you fail to realize is that you made all those deductions in about a second, much like Sherlock himself would, so not much time has passed at all.
In your mind you remember Solid Snake's words to you: "YOU'LL NEVER BE AS COOL AS ME MOTHERBUCKER!!!"
Now is the time to PROVE. HIM. WRONG!!!!!
As you stare into her eye, your mind wanders for a second and suddenly you remember the words Solid Snake spoke to you when you saw him in the hind helicopter with Jesus and that dragon thing earlier (God that even sounds stupid in your head).
"YOU'LL NEVER BE AS COOL AS ME MOTHERBUCKER!!!"
Now, its time for you to prove him wrong. Suddenly, you get an idea. It's damn crazy, but it just might work. All you need to do is stall for a few moments.
Solid Snake, Discord, and Black Jesus show up in the hind to watch the epic fight.
also battle for the ages
Neither you or Twilight notice this, but up on the sky, off some distance away so that neither of you hear it, a hind helicopter suddenly shows up and stops where it is to watch what is to come.
Since neither of you pay attention, you simply keep staring down Twilight.
Now that the final battle is about to begin, it's about time we tie up a few loose ends, if only to keep readers waiting for a little while longer.
Ask her just why IS she trying to rape you?
"Why are you chasing me?" you ask her. "What the fuck do you want with me anyway?" She doesn't answer you, though you notice her smile drop as those words hit her ears. You want to ask her about her outfit, but then you remember that you really don't care right now. "Look," you continue. "If you're going to subdue me, then at least answer my question in what you need me for specifically, I mean I AM sorry that I literally ripped a page from one of the books you owned, but come on. You tear me from home while I was of sleeping, you try to force yourself on me for god knows what, I try to get some help and you pretty much tear that help away from me, and you never, not EVEN ONCE! DECIDE TO TAKE MY THOUGHTS INTO CONSIDERATION!!?!!......... Unless you have a very good reason besides 'I'm going to rape you and make babes,' then I'll have to do something completely m night shyamalan-grimdark worthy."
You see a look of confusion hit her face as she just stares back at you.
"Look," she responds after a few second. "I'm sorry about all that, but I don't have time to explain. Right now I need you." She said that last bit like she really meant it, she even stressed the word 'you' a lot. "I need you to mate with me right now. All of this world is at stake and I need you."
Just as you though, she does really need you alive. Now you know that your plan just might work. God you hope Lyra and Bon Bon aren't watching you right now, you don't think their hearts would be able to take what you are about to do.
Determine that whatever Twilight wants you for, she needs you alive. Put your knife to your own throat and tell her that, whatever it is, she better explain it to you and have it happen on your terms, or you slit your own throat, and then she'll be screwed.
...try to wait until there are enough witnesses around to make that an effective strategy before doing this.
"All right then," you say to the crazy purple unicorn. "If that's how it is." The moment those words leave your mouth, you bring up your knife and hold it at your own throat.
You see the purple unicorn's eyes go wide and a look of absolute horror come across her face as you do that.
You also notice her horn glow a little, but you press the knife closer to your throat and point your left index finger at her.
Pull your best god damned fricken emotionless face and stare at twilight.
THE GOOD
THE BAD
AND THE UGLY STYLE!
"No!" you say to her as you notice the glow in her horn die down. "No magic. No magic, no sudden moves of any kind. If you move from that spot, I swear to god I'll do it." You watch as the horror on her face increases. "Don't think I won't." You say to her as you press the knife closer, but not by much. As you are doing this you put on your best god damned fricken emotionless face. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly style. It's too bad you're not channeling Clint Eastwood right now, he could really make this work better. Still, you do a good job.
"PLEASE DON'T!" She screams at you. It appears to be working. "PLEASE DON'T DO IT! I NEED YOU TO BE ALIVE SO YOU CAN MATE WITH ME! ALL OF EQUES-" She's about to scream some more, but you simply hold up your hand and shut her up. She stops talking and shuts up the moment she sees it.
"If you're going to take me away," you say to her with all seriousness as you begin to slowly walk towards her. "Then it's going to be on my terms." You watch as Twilight simply stands there in a horrified silence as you walk towards her. You're almost up close to her. "How about it Twilight?" you say to her in the most masculine and serious voice you can possibly muster up. As you say that, you close the distance between you and are now standing in front of her. "Well, what's it gonna be Twilight?" you say. "What's it gonna be Twilight? What's it gonna F***ING BE!!!???"
"Uhh.... I... Uhh..." are the only words that come out of her mouth. You have to admit you're quite surprised, you've legitimately managed to terrify her right now.
Then you see her blink.
channel holmes
kick up a dust cloud to blind her
then kick her forelegs knocking her down
she will fire a spell
dodge or prary it away
then she'll take a swipe with her katana
block it, then switch snake for captin falcon
and
FALCON PUUUUUNNCH!!!!!!
Now is your chance! You channel both Solid Snake and Sherlock Holmes for this (yes, you can channel the two at once), you're going to need them. With the distance between you closed, you kick up a dust cloud and knock some right in Twilight's eyes.
"AHH!!!" she screams aloud as she doubles back a bit. Now is your real chance.
You quickly move forward, take your knife away from your throat and knock Twilight right in her horn with the butt of it.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Twilight screams even louder this time. You're guessing that must have really hurt, she's screaming about as much as you would if you got hit in the groin. A unicorn's horn must be sensitive somehow. You make a note of that for future reference.
Still, you're not about to stop now. You quickly get low and swing your legs under her. With her forehooves at her eyes and her horn, you kick her rear legs, knocking her down to the ground.
You get back up and move away just as Twilight hits the ground. You look down at her as she lays there. She's on the ground writhing in pain. You can't believe it, you've done it. You've incapacitated Twilight. Still, you're not done yet, and you don't want to guess how long she'll be laying there.
Human: Throw rocks at her from behind cover.
Hit Twilight's horn to temporarily disable her magic.
Climb up a tree to hide, wait for Twilight to pass under you, then jump down onto her back and restrain her.
You quickly bend down and grab a rock at your feet. You'll need it in case she gets back up again so you can throw it at your horn.
You then notice her start to get back up. You quickly pull your arm back to throw the rock at her. You then plan to duck behind one of the nearby trees and keep this up. One she's down, you can take it from there.
Right as you are about to throw the rock however, something... well unexpected happens.
"NOW!!!" A voice you don't quite recognize suddenly shouts. Suddenly, as it from all the corners of the forest, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, the pink pony from the bakery, and Fluttershy all jump out and tackle Twilight back to the ground.
"NO NO NO!!! LET ME GO!!!" Twilight yells at all of them as she opens back up her eyes. You then see her horn start to glow again. You contemplate throwing the rock.
Right before she can do anything with her magic however, a small... incredibly small... lizard... thing. It's about half the size of the ponies, and you're not sure why but you're going to assume its a dragon. Anyway, it jumps on Twilight's back and grabs her by her neck with its left arm. Yes, it had arms, and hands.
The dragon then pulled out a rather long wooden box, tore the top off of it and threw it aside. He then pulled a long, black, cone like thing with what you guess are some sort of grey runes etched into it. Either way, he slammed the thing down on Twilight's horn and wrapped some kind of strap around her head to go with it.
"SPIKE!!!" Twilight shouted at the little dragon as he did this. "STOP IT RIGHT-"
"Now Rarity!" The little dragon yelled as it jumped off Twilight's back. The dragon's voice is the same as the one you heard shout earlier.
Then suddenly, Twilight is enveloped in a blue glow. Applejack, Rainbow Dash, the pink pony, and Fluttershy all get off of her as she is. Then suddenly, Twilight is lifted into the air as a straight jacket floats in from out of nowhere right in front of her. Twilight doesn't appear to be fighting back, so you're guess that that black cone thing on her horn must somehow prevent her from using magic.
"NO!! STOP ALL OF YOU!!! I NEED TO-" she keeps screaming, but for now you choose to ignore it. The straight jacket then forces itself onto Twilight and wraps her up seemingly on its own. You then look to your right to notice Rarity walking on the scene, her horn glowing the same blue she always had. Once Twilight seems to have been securely fastened in the straight jacket, the blue glow around both her and it disappears and she falls back to the ground.
"NO!! LET ME-" She starts thrashing around on the ground for a few moments before Applejack and Fluttershy get back on top of her and pin her to the ground. You then watch somewhat horrified as Fluttershy holds a ten inch knife to Twilight's throat.
"Don't even think about it sugarcube," Applejack says to Twilight as she keeps her to the ground.
Time to act casual..
At this point you're kind of confused. You let the rock fall from your hands as you just stand there casually. Your knife is still in your other hand though.
You're not quite sure how you should feel right now. Part of you wants to thank all of these ponies tremendously for showing up when they did, but another part of you wants to walk up to them and scream "Yo what the fuck! I was gonna kick her ass in an epic battle! What do you think all that buildup was for!?"
You don't really want to go back into the cave either. Doing so would seem pointless after all you went through mentally just to make yourself come out here.
What do you do?