This story is a sequel to Dear Princess Celestia: I Hate You

"Dear Princess Luna... I love you oh so much. I just want to be with you forever, lost in your embrace. While mere words cannot even begin to describe the depths of my feelings for you, but this letter will have to do."

Twilight is at it again with hitting the bottle and forcing Spike to put words on a letter. This time addressed to Princess Luna herself, who is quite surprised by the gesture. Even more surprising in the revelation of Twilight's feelings for her. Along with some other... quite questionable subjects.

Warning: Not so subtle sexual context.

Sequel to Dear Princess Celestia: I Hate You.

Thanks to my editor Xl9 for all the help!

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Oh boy the shmequel! I'm excited.

Her ass was nothing compared to the beauty and majesty of your plot. I just want to trail my tongue along your cutie mark, tasting you all the while. I wonder what you taste like, sometimes. Whenever we’re near I must resist the temptation of just launching my tongue at your lips. You won’t believe how much your lips turn me on.

Why doesn't she just fuck them both? One for the night, and one for the day. She won't have to leave the bed.

She could at least lie about not hating Celestia. Then again, Celestia might cheat on her piece of cake, which might cause some pretty epic fight.

You taking notes, Bob? Next one-shot: Twilight Fights Celestia's Ex-Coltfriend.

And now we wait for more people claiming 'OOC' on everything... either way, loved it.:rainbowlaugh:

Oh my dear fuck bob I love you more than i can type in this little box

Well, I can't find the invisible message that's totally there.

Can't seem to find the message... Anyone?

Hehehehe. Still great.

i was stupid happy to see this sequel and frankly if you did it over bet loss.... sorry bob,that just makes it sweeter.

Whenever we’re near I must resist the temptation of just launching my tongue at your lips. You won’t believe how much your lips turn me on.

I wonder which, "puts on shades," set of lips she's talking about? :twilightblush:

What the hell was the bet...?

~Skeeter The Lurker

So what's next? "Dear Princess Cadence: I don't give a fuck"?

Oh, how I which you’d smile while being on top of me, while I lie on the bottom and beg for more.

Which should be wish. Yes, I'm jumping on the grammar nazi bangwagon.

can i get a hint on the hidden message. I bad at breaking code:ajsleepy:

I approve of this story's plot.

I too wish to know....and maybe I should start betting more......hmmm?

Twilight needs to ask herself a very important question.

She can do this hammered.

Oh, there's the hidden message.

3220692 The message is 'don't drink and letter'. And the bars open at 7.

Is there a hidden massage in this one? or am I mistaken?:rainbowhuh:

all of this and more are yours if you return my love!

For just five installments of $19.99! Call now! :trollestia:

Keep on looking. :raritywink:

You lost a bet. AND WE ALL WON AS A RESULT! :pinkiehappy:

I found the secret message

lets bang some time...

you know after reading this earlier i can't help but connect the two...

Shhhh, keep it a secret. :rainbowwild:

3220871 I'm not telling them how to find it just what it is... you need to hide it better next time...

this is awesome! :rainbowwild:

I now know why she's doing this the reason is I WAS BORN

3220672 Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it!:rainbowlaugh:

Dear Princess Cadence: Fuck you.

Oh goddesses, another. Totally reading this as soon as I can. :twilightsmile:


I can't find the hidden message :raritycry:. I'll wait till somepony post it in the comment section, or I'll ask someone later.

Great love letter. I'm actually interested in seeing a fic where Tia and Luna confront Twilight about this. As well as bringing up the allegations of Tia having sex with filly Twilight.

Comment posted by Hman1198 deleted Sep 18th, 2013

Accursed secrets, why must you evade my gaze so?

Also, this series. I like it. ANOTHER! *throws story onto ground*

that was H-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s

with a cap H

Well, nothing subtle about that.

"I've got one thing to say and that's dammit! Jane--I mean Luna! I love youuuu!"

Sorry, had to.

Found it.

Last letter of each paragraph.

Am I the only one wondering why Luna thinks a vibrating lock on the liquor cabinet is a good idea?

What is this I don't even... :rainbowhuh:

Found the message. It was the second thing I tried, lol.

No matter how many times i read the same sentence it never changed........'someone'.........really?:ajbemused:

LOL i could care less about your grammar. This is waaaaaaay too funny. Go ahead and mess up all you want i don't care!!!!:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:


Hate-sex with Celestia during the day, making love with Luna during the night.

It'd be funny if the next letter was sent to Queen Chrysalis. :rainbowlaugh:

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