//------------------------------// // Meet Bon Bon // Story: Wake up. See This. What do? (Comment driven story) // by RazortheAwesome //------------------------------// Staring contest with frozen Bonbon in 3...2...1...GO! Your eyes never leave her's and she never blinks, and neither do you. It truly is a battle of epics. Man against pony, will against will, Holmes vs Moriarty, The Doctor vs The Master, Simon vs Lord Genome, Connor Macleod vs The Kurgen, King Arthur vs The Black Knight, Neo vs Agent Smith, Jotaro Kujo vs Dio Brando. NONE OF THEM COMPARE TO THIS!!! THE GREATEST STRUGGLE IN ALL YOUR LIFE AND INDEED ALL OF EXISTENCE IS RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah you gotta do something more than this. Go up to her and say "Hi" with your best Mr. Popo impression. You don't move from where you are, but being the polite gentlemen that you are, you feel as if it would be best to introduce yourself. "Hi," you say to her as politely as you can. Still, she doesn't move. Seriously its like she really is frozen. creep bon-bon the fuck out. thats gotta be fun Shout odd things to have her think you don't exist, then run toward the basement door, open the door, get down the steps, lie on the floor then walk the dinosaur. With that done go back up stairs sit down next to Lyra while continue getting high/ watching Bon Bon's mind process what just happened. Step 1: Locate door to Lyra's basement. Step 2: Open said door. Step 3: Get on that cold, hard basement floor. Step 4: Do the dinosaur." Scream "THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!" in the most guilty way possible. Okay now you're starting to panic a little. You have no idea what this pony could do and you can clearly see that her mental condition is unstable. Worst might come to worst here. Then suddenly, you remember something Lyra told you in the previous chapter. She has a basement. "THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!" You instinctively yell at the top of your lungs before you quickly jump up off the couch and bolt for the basement. You run with a speed that could rival The Flash. Even Lyra is surprised by how fast you ran. Miraculously enough, you find Lyra's basement and run on into it. Without hesitation you open the door and run down the stairs. You reach the basement. You get on the cold, hard, basement floor. And you walk the dinosaur. Yeah how is this helping? Then suddenly, from above the stairs you hear the sound of a door shutting. Say "Close the door you're letting in a draft, and you might let in Twilight" if she is about to get angry offer her a milk dud that you pulled from the ether. CLOSE THE DOOR YOUR LETTING IN TWILIGHGT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Suddenly you remember that there are more important matters at hoof.... hand. Even though you are on the floor in Lyra's basement walking the dinosaur, there is still an insane purple unicorn out there looking for you, and Bon Bon just opened the door. You look back up the stairs only to notice that you didn't close the door to the basement on your way down here. You must have really wanted to walk the dinosaur. Channeling your inner Flash once again, you run back up the stairs to Lyra's living room to tell Bon Bon off and hopefully close the door again before its too late. Yeah in retrospect walking the dinosaur was a waste of time. When you get back up the stairs and reach Lyra's living room, you're about to open your mouth to tell Bon Bon off when suddenly the image before you cuts out any words you may have said. Bon Bon, still as still as ever, is standing only a few feet to the right of where she was before and Lyra has just closed the door and locked it again for you. Apparently Lyra thought ahead for you. Since Bon Bon was in so much shock Lyra was apparently able to move her without waking her. Now that you see her again, you look back into her eyes AND START ANOTHER EPIC BATTLE OF... No no not that. You kind of feel a little bad for her. She's just in so much shock she can't even more. You start to wonder what may be going on inside that brain of hers. Don't be so bloody rude, ask if she wants to get high also. thinking she's about to run... grab Bon Bon and yell to Lyra "Quick, get her high!" "Help me with her," Lyra says to you as she walks right up next to Bon Bon. You get the message and walk right on over to her. With the combined effort of the two of you you lift her up and carry her over to the couch. Well its mostly just you carrying her, Lyra's just walking along next to you. You would have asked why Lyra isn't just using her magic, seems like that would be easier, but you decide to leave it be for now. After all you don't want to make things any more awkward. Also Bon Bon is surprisingly light for a pony, and soft too. You set Bon Bon's rigor mortis like body down in front of the table in front of the couch. She stands up perfectly, of course she would. Also she has not blinked or moved an inch despite you carrying her. Seriously she's like a lawn ornament. A large, pony shaped lawn ornament. Using her telekinesis, Lyra picks up the bong and the bag and with a quick application of magic, she loads it up so its ready to go. That done she puts the bag back down onto the table and brings the bong closer to her. She then lowers her head so that her horn is just about touching the grass like substance in it, and again, with a quick application of magic, you see a small flame come from her horn as she lights it. You figure that must really come in handy. That done, Lyra then levitates the bong over to Bon Bon's face. What happens next kind of shocks you. With the bong in front of her face, Bon Bon instantaneously breaks from her shock like state, grabs it with both her hooves, and practically presses it into her face as far as it would go. You then see her inhale... really inhale. She doesn't stop inhaling for a full twenty seconds. You know, you counted. She inhales every bit of smoke in the bong and even some that isn't in there and still she keeps going. Given that only moments ago she was frozen beyond comprehension, that transition she took was so sudden that even you, who had seen it happen, had trouble believing it. Eventually, Bon Bon stops inhaling and pulls the bong away from her mouth. She then exhales, letting out a huge puff of smoke. She seems perfectly relaxed now. Ask lyra if bonbon is her fuckbuddy. "So is she your..." You begin to ask Lyra, but she cuts you off. "Yep," Lyra says as she walks on over to her friend, whose taking deep breaths right now, and drapes a comforting right forehoof over her neck. "This is my roommate and fuckbuddy Bon Bon." She then looks over at her friend. "Bon Bon, meet..." She's about to introduce you, but then she stops. "Wait, I'm sorry what did you say your name was?" At that you are kind of surprised, all this time you've been here and you've never thought to introduce yourself. The three of you are all sitting on the couch, you in the middle, Lyra to your right, Bon Bon to your left, and all of you baked as all hell. Whatever Lyra had its really good stuff. There is a thick haze in the room from all the smoke. An incredibly thick haze. "So..." Bon Bon says to you. "You're really a human?" "Eeyup," you reply to her as Lyra takes another hit from the bong. "And you are..." "Running from a crazy purple unicorn whose trying to rape me. Yes," you reply. There is silence between the two of you for a moment. You grab the bong again. Ask Bon-Bon if you could call her "Bonny." "Hey," you ask her as you put the bong back down. "Is it okay if I call you Bonny?" You ask her, Lyra just laughs at that little nickname and picks the bong up herself with her telekinesis. Bon Bon laughs as well. "Sure," she replies. "Dude..." Lyra says as she puts the bong back down on the table. You and Bon Bon look at her to see a wide smile on her face. Her eyes are almost completely red and a little glazed over. "I am so bucked up right now." She says to you two as she starts laughing uncontrollably. The two of you quickly catch her laughter and start laughing yourselves as well. "Hey Lyra," Bon Bon says to her friend as she picks up the bong. "Yeah," Lyra replies. It takes Bon Bon a moment to respond, but eventually she puts down the bong and does. "Remember that thing I said I'd do to you if you ever found a human?" Lyra just laughs at that. "Yeah," "I'm guessing you want it now don't you," Lyra just laughs again at that. "Oh Bonny," she says to her. "Who are you kidding. Of course I want it now." Bon Bon just throws on a sultry smile as those words hit her ears. "Oh I'm gonna plow you into next Tuesday," Bon Bon says to her in what you can assume is the sexiest voice possible for a pony. "Oh I bet you are," Lyra replies to her friend. This goes on for a while. Its kind of a strange situation. Here you are in another world entirely, you're in a pony's house getting high, and now you're sitting right in between her and her lesbian lover while they talk dirty to each other. They kind of say some pretty graphic things. Under normal circumstances this would be hot but... yeah these aren't normal circumstances. So you being you, you decide to break the mood. Then ask lyra if she has anything to eat, because you're REALLY hungry right now "Do you guys have any food?" You ask them. Only just now do you realize how god damn hungry you are. Hell you technically haven't eaten breakfast yet. Lyra and Bon Bon just look at you strangely, as you have just interpreted their dirty talk towards each other, but they both laugh. "Sure," Lyra replies as she hops off the couch. "I'll be right back." "Nah you don't..." You try to be polite and insist that Lyra doesn't have to get up and you can go get it yourself, but Lyra isn't having any of that. "Nah nah," she says to you. "You're our guest here. So that only makes it right." She then walks back over to you and pats you on the thigh with her hoof. "Now you just sit here and be a good boy and I'll be right back with some snacks." She says in kind of a strange, almost motherly tone as she walks away again towards what you assume is the kitchen. Then she is gone, you are now alone with Bon Bon. Both of you still high as fuck. You look down at Bon Bon and see that he has that same sultry smile on her face that she was looking at Lyra with, only now she is looking at you now. What do you do?