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// Intermission: PONY KOMBAT V - Twilight Sparkle vs Fluttershy 
// Story: Wake up. See This. What do? (Comment driven story) 
// by RazortheAwesome 
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Twilight Sparkle vs Fluttershy
The Stains of Time (Maniac Agenda Mix) by Jamie Christopherson

The sun began to set behind the trees as you and Fluttershy stare down each other. Neither one of you has made a move yet. 




twilight! use your sword like a reverse lightning rod and tase fluttershy so you dont have to kill her or seriously injure her






Use a spell to dull your sword a bit, you don't want to kill your friend after all




You really don't want to hurt your friend, you didn't want to hurt any of them, but they're all keeping you from what you know needs to be done. For all of Equestria. 

Still, she is your friend, you don't want to hurt her. Rarity was one thing, but Fluttershy, she is something else altogether. You're not even sure she can actually fight. With that in mind, you let your magic flow into the blade of your katana and dull the blade, making it little more than a blunt taser. At worst, with the amount of lightning you have running through the blade right now, it should only knock Flutteshy out for an hour (or two, or three) or so. You absolutely don't want to kill her. 




take the squirrel you two where following hostage she won't let harm come to any animal and you can get the human in one move




That was what you first thought to do when Fluttershy stopped you. Unfortunately, the squirrel you were following ran away into the forest. You're not about to go find him, especially right now. Plus, even if you attempted to, Fluttershy probably wouldn't let you anyway. 




Use magic and take her knives away.
Then you scold her for playing with sharp objects. At the same time, your tail gets cut off by your katana because your sheath sucks.






I agree with the talking bowie knife person!






This. She's torn objects away from a possessive, extremely greedy dragon. And he had claws. There's no reason she can't do the same on a pegasus with hooves. The only way this fight is coming down to weapons is with a healthy helping of Deus Ex Machina (I'm looking at you Pinkie).






what are you gonna do? duh you got magic or are you really that brain dead you forgot, just like your forgeting to breath right now.

Take her bloody knives from her with the power of your overy fucked up mental mind.

Fluttershy eeps when you take away her knives.

" I - I- I would like to - to call hax. if you dont mind that is" squeeks fluttershy after you take her knives




Finally, the sun finally set behind the trees as the last bit of light disappeared behind the leaves. 

"I'm sorry Fluttershy," you say to her as you as you focus your magic.

Both the knives in her hooves suddenly became enveloped in magenta glows and were torn from her hooves. You then levitated the knives over towards you. There would be no point in fighting you if she doesn't have her weapons, as more than likely she's probably useless without them. Besides, knowing her, she'll probably back out like she usually does.... 

Suddenly you see her fly right towards you. With a move to quick for you to see, possibly either due to the rather intense amount of disbelief you're feeling right now or the fact that it actually happened so damned fast. 

Fluttershy flew towards you, grabbed the knives in both of her hooves again, then flipped over in mid air and kicked you in the face with both of her rear hooves. The sudden blow to the face caused you to loose your magical grip on her knives as well as your sword. She takes her knives from you as easily as you took them from her and your sword falls to the ground. 

'Buck!' You scream in your head as you fall backwards. 'Of all the days she had to stop being such a scardy pony why did she have to pick today!?' You land on your back the second you finish that thought. Luckily, your vision is still miraculously clear, so you see her fly over you. She's used the momentum from her flight to keep moving. You then see her flip herself over and land back on her hooves directly behind her, her knives back in her hooves. 

You then see her face as she stands above you. 

"I'm sorry Twilight," she says to you before she stands up on both her rear hooves, spins the knives in her hooves again, and then brings them down on you. She really means to do it. 

You quickly grab your sword with your magic and bring it over to you. It reaches you just n time, you hold it above you and block both her knives. Thinking quickly, you then use your magic to bring up a force field and push her back with it. Fluttershy jumps back a few feet to get away from it, which allows you to jump back up onto your hooves. 

You turn around to face her and stand ready. She really means to fight you. She really means to keep you from reaching the human. 




Looks like she's a close range fighter.
Action: Play a zoning game with Magic Projectiles. Not lethal ones of course, but can stun a pony when it contacts.






(If you're near)
first make illusions of you appear around her.
start running in circle around her so that she doesn't know who is the real one.
make every illusion attack her same time as you attack.




Fluttershy doesn't waste any time and flies right towards you again. The second she reaches you she swings one of his knifes, which you manage to block, but within less than a second she swings at you again. She attacks with one blow after the other. She's quick, a lot quicker than Rarity or any of your other friends. You manage to block all of her blows, but she doesn't give you a change to attack at all. 

From this, you come to the conclusion that she is a closer range fighter. So, you figure it would be best to put some distance between you and her, but she's not letting you get away. Then suddenly an idea hits you. 

You parry one of her attacks and swing upwards at her. Fluttershy just leans back to avoid that one, then you swung horizontally, but she jumps back away from it. Her knives are great for offense, but they're not great for defense it seems. She has to rely on her own agility it seems. 

Using the opening you've been given, you cast a spell to create six different illusions of you around her, making seven in total. You then start to run to the left, and the illusions copy your movements. You run in circles around her several times, using a little extra magic to increase your speed just by a little bit. You watch her eyes try to follow you, but you're too fast for her, you've got her now. 

You then run forward and swing at her with your sword, all of the illusions copy you. She has no idea which way to block, she can't get out of this. At least, that's what you think until she spreads her wings and flies straight up into the air, your blade barely touches her rear hooves as all the illusions of you disappear. You've never been able to hold that spell for very long, especially when you are multitasking or working under stress. Both of which you are doing now. 

You watch Fluttershy fly up for a little bit before she turns around and flies back down at you. You jump back away to avoid her as she lands. You then land several feet away from her, as your hooves touch the ground you look into her eyes again. No, you don't want that. 

You then start running to your right and focus your magic again. You then shoot magic blast after magic blast, as well as a few fireballs, from your horn at her. You're not about to let her get close to you again. 




Her agility as a pegasus tops your strength as a unicorn. You have to flee for the time being and find another way to track the human that doesn't involve Fluttershy




Unfortunately, it seems you really underestimated Fluttershy's agility. You knew her speed as a pegasus would top yours, but you weren't expecting this. She's flying to her right along with you and dodging everything you throw at her. She dodges the magic blasts like they are nothing, and even does a backflip over a fireball. 

Seriously, you would have expected this from Rainbow Dash, but Fluttershy... she's even giving Rainbow Dash a run for her money as far as her ability to dodge goes. 

And you can't leave this place, you're so close to the human now you can't run away, plus you don't think that Fluttershy is gonna leave you leave that easily now that she has you here. 




Its ok, you got this. Fluttershy is a Flying-type and you know Electric-type attacks. Just spam thunderbolt and try to use full restores whenever your hp dips too low.




You've still got to play the zoning game, but your regular blasts aren't doing much to her. With this in mind, you start to channel electricity into your horn. Fluttershy sees this and begins to fly right towards you again, but you've prepared for this. 

You then fire the electricity upwards from your horn and it comes down right in her path. You know that lightning takes less than a second to hit the ground, and after that short initial charge, you've got this. 

You then fire another blast of lightning from your horn. Fluttershy flies backwards away from it and begins flying around the open field you're in. You start spamming the lightning bolt attack for a while. You notice that it's considerably harder for her to dodge the lightning, but she still manages to do it. Seriously, her agility really is surprising. 

After a few more shots, one of the lightning bolts manages to hit the edge of her right wing. This throws her off balance and knocks her from the sky. You watch her fall to the ground and roll for a few feet before. She turns to look at you as she attempts to get back up. 

With a confidant smile on your face, you channel more electricity into your horn. You're not gonna miss this time. 

Fluttershy, seeing this, jumps back up onto her hooves and runs over to a nearby tree.   




Consider her weaknesses. Very sensitive about trees and nature and such so do something like set fire to trees or just a tree to get her startled.




You then fire off the last bolt of lightning. You watch it go up, and to know it will come back down on her. It does, but you forgot one other little important detail about lightning. While it does take less than a second to hit the ground, it automatically seeks the highest point to strike, and Fluttershy is right next to a tree. 

The lightning comes down right where Fluttershy is, but it hits the tree. It hits the tree and singes it completely, leaving only a black husk in its wake. Fluttershy just barely manages to jump away from the tree before the lightning hits.  

Right as she lands back on all four of her hooves, she looks back at the remains of the tree. You swear you can see her jaw hit the floor. 

It's at that point that your eyes shrink to the size of pinpricks again. You've always known that Fluttershy had a... rather strange.... love for Trees. You've never really understood why Fluttershy loves trees the way she does, but its just one of those things you've just learned not to question. Its like Rarity with her whips, chains, and kinky leather collection (yes you've seen it) and Pinkie Pie with her ability to absolutely defy the laws of physics. You just don't question it.   




(If you're far)
Start running towards her
when you almost hit her, teleport behind her.
when you're behind her slash to her hind legs.




You never expected it to come back and bit you in the flank however, and now that you've effectively turned a tree to near ash thanks to one of your attacks, it appears that that is exactly what is about to happen. 

You watch the rage in Fluttershy's face reach a boiling point, then it snaps. She screams at you as loud as she can (which since its Fluttershy is not very loud at all) and begins to run towards you. If she wasn't mad before, now she definitely is.

You stop channeling lightning into your horn and run at her as well. It wasn't working anyway, and you're not about to make that same mistake twice. You point your sword forward and charge at her. If that's how she wants to play, you're not about to turn her down. 

The two of you run at each other across the field, both ready to strike, and Fluttershy looking like she's ready to tear you a new one for what you did to the tree. Right as the two of you get close however, right as you are about to hit, you suddenly teleport behind her and slash at her hind legs. If nothing else, you can at least trip her up. 

At least you would, if Fluttershy didn't suddenly jump up into the air and flip over your blade. She didn't even look at you, it was like she did that by instinct. 




Down, Left, X , Down, Left, O, Down, Right, X

Shout Inferno Divider




While she is still in the air, you swing upwards jump into the air with her. 

"Inferno divider!" you shout as you jump into the air and slice at her back. Its then that Fluttershy does something you really don't expect. She suddenly grabs both the knives with the edges of her wings, then holds them both behind her and blocks your blade. She then quickly spins around in mid air and kicks you in your mid section, which sends you back to the ground. 

You land on your back, bounce a little, then land a few inches behind you. Just as you're about to jump back up however, Fluttershy suddenly lands on you of you and straddles you. You watch her grab the knives from her wings and look down at you with an expression of pure rage. 

"You hurt Winston!!!" she screams at you right as she brings the knives down at you. She starts stabbing at you like a maniac, an angry maniac at that. You hold up your sword and put up a force field to block her blows, but she won't stop. She's like an insane pony who doesn't understand the concept of stop. After several blows, she then resorts to slamming both her knives down at you at once, which has more impact against your shield than the single attacks she was doing before. 

Its then that you notice an opening. Right as Fluttershy lifts up both her knives, you disengage your shield, then grab her with your magic and push her back. You knock Fluttershy back several feet into another tree. You then jump back up onto your hooves and look directly at her. The tree you just threw her into doesn't look to badly damaged, but she still looks pissed as all hell. She doesn't even waste a second before running at you again. 

You run at her as well. You run for at least a few feet before you suddenly teleport right in front of her with your sword raised. You learn from your mistakes. You always have. 




Step 1: Approach Fluttershy.

Step 2: Swing Katana at Fluttershy.

Repeat until victorious.






Ok here's what u do. *inhales* ... up,up,down,left,down,up,up,right,a,b,a,d,c,a,up,down,left,left,up, and start. that my friend is the ultimate super ultra mega turbo uber duper awesome (yet completey bad ass) SOLID SNAKE COMBO!!!!!! OH the return of the bad ass ( ha this time its twi thats the bad ass take that snake!) 




Now you're on the offensive. You swing your sword at Fluttershy with as much tenacity as she had attacked you. You don't stop attacking, she wouldn't stop attacking you so you figure if you keep attacking yourself you won't give her the chance to attack. Fluttershy really is quicker than you thought though, as she's able to dodge all of your blows like they are as slow as Rainbow Dash's pet tortoise Tank. You really need to stop comparing Fluttershy here to Rainbow Dash, even now they are two completely different ponies. 

Still, she really is effortlessly dodging all of your attacks. She's not even blocking, just dodging. 

You're really had enough of this, you need to end this now. Its then that you remember one of the techniques that your brother taught you when he gave you this sword. He called it "The Ultimate Snake" combo for whatever reason. You start swinging your sword strategically, just like you've been taught. Still Fluttershy dodges. 

Once, twice, three times, you're just about done, and still Fluttershy dodges. You then swing one last time, Fluttershy throws one of her knives into her right wing and swings it at you, but you've expected that. Suddenly, you teleport a few feet behind where you're standing, then charge forward and thrust your sword at Fluttershy. 

Fluttershy quickly takes her knife back in her hoof and holds both of her knives up. She manages to block your attack with both her knives and the two of you lock weaspons. 




At one point in the fight, Twilight and Fluttershy should quote a completely inappropriate part to an anime or cartoon that has nothing to do with fighting or violence while fighting.






Ghost of sombra must be in all chapters.
Ghost of Sombra: Hey, Hey twilight. Do a falcon punch! Or as you would call it a pony buck. I prefer Falcon Punch.
Twilight: POONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYY BUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK




The two of you just stand there and lock blades for several moments. You take care not to look into Fluttershy's eyes, but you can't help but glance at them for a moment. In them you can see a look of pure determination and rage. This is unlike the typical Fluttershy you know, but she has shown that she can overcome anything when she puts her mind to it. 

You then look down and notice the lightning coming from your blade. The electricity from the lightning is going into the blades of her knives via conduction, but still she holds on. The handles of her knives appear to be made out of wood, so there is some insulation, but the proximity alone should do something. Despite all that, Fluttershy still holds on. She must really have a high tolerance for pain if she can take this. 

"Hey, hey Twilight," the Ghost of Sombra says to you out of nowhere. "Do a Falcon Punch! Or as you would call it, a pony buck. Though I prefer Falcon Punch."  

"Shut up Ghost of Sombra!!!" you shout at him, though Fluttershy doesn't even pay attention to that. 

"The sky is blue motherbucker!!!" Fluttershy shouts at you for no particular reason. 

"Your resistance only makes me wetter!!!" You shout back at her, though you have no idea why you decide to shout that. 

Suddenly, Fluttershy pushes forward and pushes your sword upwards. She then gets right in your face and suddenly headbutts you. You double back for a moment and pull your sword back, but that is all the moment Fluttershy needs. 




Go on the defensive then when she is worn out go on the offensive




Fluttershy charges in and starts attacking you again. Again, her blows come one after the other with little to no pause in between. You block everything you can with your sword, and still the lightning coming from it does nothing to her. 

You keep blocking, then suddenly Fluttershy does something you don't expect. She grabs the knives with her wings and attacks with them instead, leaving her hooves open for even more attacks, and suddenly you have even more problems to worry about. You block knife attack after knife attack, followed by punch after punch, and still she keeps coming, giving you no openings. 




Use a Getsuga Tensho




You parry one of her moves again and swung upwards, causing Fluttershy to jump back a bit. 

Seeing your change, you charge the blade of your sword with lightning instead, and then swung horizontally at her. As you swing, a large blade made of a mix of wind and lightning comes from your blade and flies right at her. Another move your brother taught you. He called it "Getsuga Tensho," though you've never really understood why. 

Fluttershy jumps over the blade of lightning using her wings to give herself a little extra boost over it. Right as she lands back on her hooves however, you are ready for her. You run right up to her and start attacking again. 

You've worn her out, this should be easy now. 




wait for Twilight to over-exert her sword and rush forward with your knives like they are a retro-lancer!




Unfortunately, in your charge forward you over exert your sword, which allows Fluttershy to block it with the knife in her right wing. She then ducks under it, then grabs her other knife with her left hoof and rushes forward. 

You jump backwards to avoid it, but you're too close. Fluttershy swings upwards right as she reaches you, and even though you're jumping back, her knife still manages to get you. It cuts right through your suit, through the material, and cuts you upwards across your midsection. She actually managed to cut you, you don't want to believe it, but she did. 

You look down at the cut right as you land back on your hooves. Your momentary distraction however, allows Fluttershy to run right back up to you and attack again. She rushes for you, you put your sword up to block her attack again, but Fluttershy attacks you with both the knives in her wings, which allows her to keep rushing forward, grab you with her forehooves, and push you down onto your back. 

You're pinned now. Fluttershy has your sword by the knives in her wings, and her forehooves are pinning yours down, save with your rear hooves. You're not going anywhere. While she has you pinned, she brings her head down so that it's less than inches away from yours. 




Fluttershy needs to Use the stare to bent twi to her will and put her to sleep (like bedtime sleep not euthanized)




You then make one mistake, you look up, you look up into her eyes. You look up right into "the stare." This time you can't look away, she's not letting you. You can feel yourself loosing yourself the longer you stare into her eyes. You start to feel relaxed. You start to feel yourself falling.... NO you can't fall asleep now. You have a mission to complete. For all of Equestria. You have to think of something, and fast, before you loose yourself. 




PK Freeze Ω!




"PK FREEZE OMEGA!!!" you shout aloud in an effort to regain yourself. Fluttershy shrugs a bit in confusion, which momentarily diverts her stare from you for a moment. You don't waste time. You suddenly drop your sword, which causes her to fall forward a little bit. You then unleash a torrent of cold mist from your horn which envelops Fluttershy. 

The initial blast causes her to double back and get off of you as she outs a hoof in front of her face. The longer it goes on though, her body starts to freeze. The longer it goes on, the more she steps back, and the more her body freezes. After a few more moments, Fluttershy's body is frozen completely. She's not moving at all. Her wings, knives, and all of her are frozen. 

You lay there on the ground for a few moments to catch your breath, ready just in case anything happens. After a few more moments of nothing, you slowly start to stand back up. Once you're on your hooves, you look forward to see what you've done. 

Fluttershy is encased in a rather large block of ice. Her right hoof is over her eyes and he's almost up on her hind legs. The knives she was fighting with are still in her wings. Overall though, she is not moving.  

Worried for a moment, you use a quick "life scan" spell to detect any signs of life, and surely enough, there is. She's alive, just frozen. You let out a loud sigh of relief as you look back up at her. You can almost see "the stare" still in her eyes. 

You spend several moments just looking at her before you say something. 

"I'm sorry Fluttershy," you say to your frozen friend. "Truly, but Celestia I am." As you say that, you walk over to your sword and pick it up with your magic. You slash it once to get everything off of it before you put it back into its scabbard. 

You almost think you can hear the "bleep bloop" of an achievement coming up, but nothing does. What achievement could you get for freezing your friend? You wouldn't want it even if you could get it. 

You look back at the frozen Fluttershy and let out another loud sigh as you do. You then walk over to her and put a hoof around her. With another burst of magic from your horn, both of you are gone from the field. 

The two of them then reappear in Fluttershy's cottage. You couldn't just leave her there in the forest. 

"The fate of Equestria depends on this," you say to her. "I have to do this. I have to meet this human, and I have to do it now." You pause for a moment before you say the next part. "I'm sorry." Then suddenly, you teleport away from her again and back into the open clearing you were before. 

You look around for a moment trying to remember the way the squirrel was telling you to do. Fortunately for you, your memory is like a steel trap, and once you see it, you know where to go again. 

You then head off into the forest again to find the human. With the squirrel gone now though, you're on your own. That's not gonna stop you now though, nothing is. You are close, you can feel it. 

What do you do? 


-Meanwhile, not to far away in a cave-





*back with the human*

You just realize something... doesnt the purple pony have magic? wouldnt she just use it on you and then your fucked?Litteraly?

this is what you basically picture the confontation,a knive wielding noob against a level 100 fucking wizard ...

yeah thats basically the gist of what you would imagine happen.

now you needs a hugz




"Wait..." The human suddenly said before he was about to slice another log in half with his knife. "Lyra I just realized something." 

"What?" Lyra responded, sounding concerned. 

"Twilight knows magic right?" 

"Yes, she is a unicorn after all." 

"She knows magic..." the human began to say. "She knows magic, and I'm just a guy with a knife." It's just then that the frightening realization of reality dawns on him. "Oh shit! Oh fuck! I am so fucked!!!" The human suddenly screams as she gets down on his knees. Bon Bon, Berry Punch, and Minuette all just stand by looking concerned, Berry Punch taking a hit from the bong now. 

"There there," Lyra said as she walked over and put a hoof around the human's neck. "It's nothing to worry about." The human doesn't seem convinced. "That's why we're moving on to the next phase of your training." At those words, the human turns his head and looks back up at her. "I'm going to teach you how to defend against magic." Lyra said with a smile. At that, a smile began to creep on the human's face as well. No, he was not done yet.