Chapter 1: Joining The Bangwagon!
“Oh goodie, our milkshakes!” Button Mash shouted gleefully, clopping his hooves together in eagerness for the two milkshakes that were dropped on the table.
Sweetie arched an eyebrow at him, reaching for her vanilla milkshake. “Are you going to drink yours slowly this time instead of gulping it down and getting a brain freeze?”
Button waved his hoof at her and grabbed his milkshake nonchalantly. “Oh believe me, I will. Learned my lesson last time. You have to go slow to win milkshake drinking races.”
Sweetie rolled her eyes, but started sipping at her milkshake nonetheless. Button in turn grabbed the tip of his straw with his lips and sipped deeply. But before he could truly enjoy the chocolatey goodness of his milkshake, his eyes opened wide and the straw was released from his lips.
Sweetie glanced over, nudging Button with her elbow. “Hey, Button, you alright? This doesn’t seem like another brainfreeze.”
“No... no, it’s something else,” Button said, staring into the distance, his expression blank. “I just have the weirdest feeling right now...”
“Do you need to use the bathroom?” Sweetie asked, returning to sip at her drink.
“No, I already did that five minutes ago,” Button replied. “This is something different. It’s like... it’s like there are hundreds, no... thousands of creepy older guys writing stories about my mom.”
“... Say what now?” Sweetie asked, tilting her head to the side.
Button was staring down at the table now, perplexion overtaking his face. “I just can’t explain. It’s just a feeling that my mom is being written in a bunch of stories. And with... me, as well.”
“Button, you’re weird,” Sweetie said, shrugging her shoulders and once more listing this off as another one of Button’s strange quirks. Though definitely not as strange as causing random objects to spontaneously combust.
The video game addicted colt frowned, but thought nothing more of it as he too dragged his drink closer to sip at. Suddenly, he fell to the table and started screaming at the top of his lungs as he held his head in his hooves and assumed the already familiar feeble position.
Sweetie continued to sip noisily at her drink.
Button’s mind was now being assaulted by a wide arrange of multidimensional thoughts that went as far as the dark spectrum known as the internet. The first thought, of course, was that of his loving and caring mother. Who was bending over and showing off her–
“Oh dear Celestia, make it stop!” Button screamed, begging to whatever was inflicting his mind with these images to stop. But no matter how hard he shut his eyes, the images just drowned his brain in their questionable nature. His mom bending over, stretching, going in positions he didn’t even know of. And always with her... her... mare parts showing.
But that was only a taste of the torture. Now the images entering his fastly growing corrupt mind were of a more explicit nature. Stallions who were definitely not his dad, and even mares he didn’t even know of were with his mom. And doing... things to her. Mostly in her mare parts. And for some reason she kept on swallowing this sticky looking white stuff whenever she was with a stallion.
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” Button cried, rolling over in the puddle of his milkshake on the floor. Now the images were being described by the written word, a mysterious voice reading aloud every smut-filled word and dirty sentence. “It hurts! It hurts! Make it stop!”
The next batch of unwanted dirty thoughts now came with the bonus of complete and extravagant details of each of his mom’s disturbing actions: the sweat, moans of pleasure, and copious amounts of that sticky stuff. It just didn’t end, no matter how much he begged!
“The images! The words! The pain!” Button screeched, the small, brown-coated colt completely covered by his chocolate milkshake as he huddled on the floor. “Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!”
Just as he thought it couldn’t possibly get any worse, it did. Of course it did. Now those mentally scarring images and stories were including him in it! But why him? Why would his mom ever...
“No! No, no, no, no, no! Please, for the love of everything sacred, make it stop!” But his cries of mercy were left unanswered by whatever mysterious force was shoving down these thoughts into his brain.
His mom, the sweetest and most caring mare he ever knew, was doing horribly explicit things to him. Touching him, stroking him, kissing him on the lips with... with her tongue! And her tongue was going to other places as well. Like his special place where... where... what was she doing?
“EW, EW, EW, EW, EW!” he yelled at the top of his voice, cradling himself tighter into a ball. His... thing, wasn’t even that big! Was it supposed to be? And why did his mom like it so much? Was she... she was! Dear Celestia, he was making the white sticky stuff too! When was he able to do that?
As Button screamed louder, Sweetie Belle rested her head on her hoof, bored, still sipping slowly at her milkshake.
Button was rolling on the floor, his mind awash in a sea of white fluids and his mom in demeaning positions doing unspeakably sexual things to him. And just when he thought his mind was going to explode by the overload of incest filled smut, he saw a bit on the floor.
“Ooh, a bit!” he cried happily, snatching the golden coin and returning back up to his seat as he hugged his newly found money.
Sweetie gave him a sideways look, rolled her eyes, and went back to sipping her milkshake.
Holding up his bit in his hoof like it was a prize, Button’s momentary glee was replaced with a look of confusion. “Wait... what was I doing again?” Button tapped his chin, glancing back down at the milkshake mess on the floor.
“Wait a sec... I won the milkshake race!” he shouted triumphantly, the earlier events of mental anguish already brushed under the rug by Button’s Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD). “Whoo hoo, I win!”
This story was based off the bangwagon (and yes, it is spelled like that) for Button's mom stories, and somewhat this video as well.
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Oh god that cover art...
This was hilarious!
WOO! FIRST COMMENT! 
All of that mental trauma because of one video. Youtube strikes again.
3058279 Check again.
Yoink.
I wish I was assaulted by mental images of Button's mom swallowing my semen...
Bloody beautiful!
Now, if only I can find my last bit.
Last I saw, it was with me in an ice cream shop...
You amazing fuck. You amazing, amazing, AMAZING fuck.
Ohhh the shenanigans! I love it!
~Skeeter The Lurker
Sigh...dammit Bob. You have exceeded expectation's yet again...
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I tip my hat to you Bobby mostly because A) You beat me to the punch
as I had damn near the same idea for a fic and B) this was really funny. 
Thank you for writing this, fics like this need to written mostly because there already enough Equestrian Gurl stories out there and we didn't need to add creepy shota incest into the mix.
Like I said, I had a good time with this little story and I hope you have a pleasant evening.
Peace Out.
This story is brilliant, freaking gold!
3058279 First comment ain't 'lowed 'round this here site, sonny.
Plus, ya weren't even first.
Upvoted it for concept alone; was not disappointed when I actually read it.
Got my mature tag turned off, are there a bunch of stories cropping up about her?
Also, love you for writing this. I've been assaulted by Button×Mom pictures and videos all over, what the heck is it with her and Bronies? It's like the fandom just saw her and decided that she was the best thing they'd ever seen.
3058535 WELL SHE IS REALLY FACKING SEXY!
3058535 And her voice is like the voice of sex itself.
But she's got it going on. Even the song says so, so it must be true.
Silver out!
Ha, this is genius, very funny
3058279 *Swats with newspaper* First commenting is bad and you should feel bad
what the fuck did i just read
Made my night. Always nice to have a good laugh before bed.
People write adult stories about Button and his mother? What a bunch of weirdos!
Oh fuck; my sides.
Very well written Bob, you've done it again by crikey.
Well. Hmm.
3058825
*rubs aching head* okay okay I won't do it again! Please don't hit me...
And that my friends, is what would happen if equestria discovered earth's internet
3059272
Don't lie. You'll do it again, and you'll enjoy it.
3059272 *thumps you on the hedge with a sledgehammer*
Another glorious piece by our favorite sponge!
Liked and favorited because the Button and his mom stuff... creeps me out beyond relief. Mostly at how quickly it spawned that shit. Then again, it made this, too. So thank you.
LOLZORZ
... So... MILFtales?
As someone who has Adult ADD... I don't remember ever being like that...
Genius and comedy gold. Five out of five staches
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Yeah! Take that, you little bastard!
If these stories cause him pain, I might be tempted to write one!
The cover art you used for this fimfic is just amazing.
3059789 You probably weren't paying attention when it happened.
3058722
>implying that button's mom is not sexy
>implying that she would not rape her own child
>implying that they would not fuck until the daybreak
>implying that you wished you would never ever get to experience that
>implying that you're not a faggot
As a reviewer, it's a minor point of interest, stories like these: there is no individual "story" in itself, or at least, a very weak one if left standing alone. It needs context to be enjoyed. But it provides lovely, thankful catharsis to the annoyance of a conflict that is said subject matter. The conflict is brought by the reader, and the subsequent catharsis for him as well - a different dynamic to what we usually see. Just a minor point of interest, really. Thank goodness for the lampooners, and congrats on Featured Box!
3058722
It's her constant bedroom eyes that sells it, I swear.
3059122
Dude... the irony.
3058722
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this.
Yes
Once again, money fixes everything.
3058722 Dont forget, shes a gamer!!!!! Stuff like that gives some people hope that in the real world that hot girls do play video games, and some do.
Okay, now I'm curious; how did all of 'this' come about? What's the story behind Button Mash and his mom anyway? I think I missed something somewhere...funny fic, though, mostly 'cause its inevitably true.
3058722>>3058739
Okay, so the second bit I have to agree with only because EileMonty's voice is awesome. but not like that. But the first bit, I'm a girl, so that probably has something to do with it. I'm sure if I were a guy I'd be drooling just as much.
3061166
I play video games and I'm a girl, but I'm not pretty. Sorry to burst your bubble, dude.
3060908
Was that toward me or him? I'm not gay for not liking Button's mom, in fact, it's the opposite. And if you're tlaking to him, he said he did like Button's mom, so he's not gay.
Yeah, I guess I can see why guys like her though. Kind of. Ish.