Rarity recognizes a familiar pattern when certain things are missing.
Before deciding on a course of action, she consults her mother for guidance and with a burning question in mind regarding her own experimental past. She couldn't have been that obvious back then, right? Right?!
Turns out, it's even worse than she thought.
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I really want to know what was done to poor Pina.
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Everything is a Dildo, if you are brave enough.
Could use a few tags
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Definitely a level above "ribbed, for her pleasure."
My concern is the milk...
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Eh, one of commonly thinked of (and utterly unsafe) substitutes for lube. Seriously, it contains fats and sugar
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That's why it's concerning. The environment down there is nowhere you want milk to be. Long "showers" or no.
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I could say same about vegetables, especially because they are treated by things..
The weirdness aside, one of the funniest bits was how Rarity went from a polite "dear mother" to an anguished, teenagerly "MOOOOM!" in such a short timespan.
Well that happened. The proper response is to dump 'The Talk' on someone else. And stock up on butter.
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Go watch Little Nicky
Amusing story. Unfortunately, I know some people who would probably do what Hondo and Cookie did if they had kids.
I couldn't help but think all the way through that there was going to be a last-line twist where it turned out they were all talking about something entirely different, like unicorn magic surges.
Waste of time and an entry.