Prince Blueblood's Finest Hour (29)
Lyra and Bon Bon
BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE!
Everyone and everypony just keeps staring at Lyra for several moments in complete silence. Nopony speaks, and there might even be the sound of crickets in the background, which makes no sense cause it's not really nighttime, but for comedic effect, we can let it slide. Even the CMC's aren't sure at all what they just watched.
After several moments of silence though, Bon Bon just sighs loudly, and to take a cue from Browndogg, this conversation happens.
Bon Bon: You know what, I'm not even gonna get mad at you right now. I'm just not.
Lyra: So.............. are we cool?
BB: Yeah.... we're cool.
Then at that they hug.
BB: Just promise me one thing Lyra.
L: What.
BB: Please never ever ever ever ever ever ever..... ever ever ever..... ever ever ever ever...... *add as many "ever"s as you want* EVER EVER..... EVER. Sing again.
L: Noted.
Then at that things go back to the way they were before with them.
Everypony just kept staring at Lyra, it was so quite that you could here a cricket chirp in the in the background, which was weird considering that it's the afternoon.
After several moments Bon Bon sighs and says, "You know what, I'm not even gonna get mad at you right now. I'm just not."
"So.............. are we cool?" Lyra asks.
"Yeah.... we're cool.", They then hug and Bon Bon says, "Just promise me one thing Lyra."
"What?"
"Please never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever 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"Noted, but no promises."
Bon Bon just sighs and says, "Fine."
At the BBQ
The Ultimate Warrior speaks with Lyra and Bon Bon directly
Lyra: Hello, I don’t think I’ve introduced myself, I am Lyra and this is Bon Bon. So, tell me about yourself, I didn’t get a chance to talk with you after all the drama this morning. You said you were the Ultimate Warrior?
Warrior: Yes, I am the disciple of Destrucity, I walk the planes of death and brutality in pursuit of my one golden ticket of a wish, to become Heavy Weight Champion of the World!!!!
Bon Bon: ….Okaaayyy…..What does that mean?
Warrior: I will defeat my limp noodle opponents, breaking them over my knee like pelican necks. One by one they will fall, until only HE remains. Once I defeat Hoke Hogan, I will use duct tape to rip his moustache off and jam it down his throat with sweet burning Cinamony vengeance!!!! SKRONK
Lyra: Really? That’s interesting, how did you get here?
Warrior: I pierced the veil of time and space and reality in a vessel that was a gift from the dark mysterious gods. I failed to defeat my new friend, so now I am learning what being friends mean. It is like a swirling vortex of never ending chocolate, I love it!
Bon Bon: (So Confused, looks to Lyra) How is it that there is someone else more confusing than Snowflame?
Lyra: What? I understood him, He’s a wrestler that can’t quite beat one opponent so he made a pact with some gods that sent him here to defeat Snowflame.
Warrior: Correctumundo sea foam blanket!
Bon Bon: …How did you get that out of what he just said?
Lyra: I listened, duh…try it sometime
Bon Bon gives her a dirty look.
The Ultimate Warrior then goes up to speaks with Lyra and Bon Bon directly.
"Hello, I don’t think I’ve introduced myself, I am Lyra and this is Bon Bon. So, tell me about yourself, I didn’t get a chance to talk with you after all the drama this morning. You said you were the Ultimate Warrior?" Lyra asked.
"Yes, I am the disciple of Destrucity, I walk the planes of death and brutality in pursuit of my one golden ticket of a wish, to become Heavy Weight Champion of the World!" The Warrior said.
"….Okaaayyy…..What does that mean?" Bon Bon asks.
"I will defeat my limp noodle opponents, breaking them over my knee like pelican necks. One by one they will fall, until only HE remains. Once I defeat Hoke Hogan, I will use duct tape to rip his moustache off and jam it down his throat with sweet burning Cinamony vengeance! *SKRONK*"
"Really? That’s interesting, how did you get here?" Lyra asks.
"I pierced the veil of time and space and reality in a vessel that was a gift from the dark mysterious gods. I failed to defeat my new friend, so now I am learning what being friends mean. It is like a swirling vortex of never ending chocolate, I love it!"
Bon Bon gives a confused look to Lyra and asks her, "How is it that there is someone else more confusing than Snowflame?"
"What? I understood him, He’s a wrestler that can’t quite beat one opponent so he made a pact with some gods that sent him here to defeat Snowflame." Lyra said.
"Correctumundo sea foam blanket!" The Warrior shouts.
"…How did you get that out of what he just said?" Bon Bon asked.
"I listened." Lyra simply says.
Snowflame gathers up his new team, and they take center stage in front of all the attending Ponies.
Snowflame: Team Snowflame thanks you for coming to our party. It was hard work killing this dragon, but in the end, the only hole big enough for his corpse, was our stomachs. Thank you.
Ponies look kind of put off about what he said, and Fluttershy just faints.
Snowflame: Stop fainting shy one! Snowflame swears to cocaine, that’s all you do in this story!
The CMC take this opportunity to talk while she is passed out
Applebloom: If dragons taste this good, imagine how good other critters must taste.
Sweetie Belle: Yeah, Fluttershy has lots of different kinds, we can sample everything
Scootaloo: To the Buffet, let’s start with the chickens
They leave on her Scooter to go to Fluttershy’s house
Snowflame calls upon Team Snowflame to meet up.
Snowflame: Now we have to go to our new HQ and talk about stuff
Spike: HQ?
Snowflame: Yep, it’s a tiny blue box that is actually a time machine space ship
Luna: (Still High) THAT SOUNDS FANTASTIC , LET’S GO THERE!!!!
The Tardis is currently in Ponyville, and if Snowflame hasn't seen it before, there is a simple solution to that
Snowflame: Hey Tennant Smith
"Time Turner": Huh?
Snowflame: Where's the blue box at?
"Time Turner" tells him where he and Derpy left it after being teleported in yesterday
They make their way to the TARDIS and Luna recognizes it.
Luna: THIS IS THE DOCTOR’S
Snowflame: Snowflame knows, he said we could have it.
Obito: It’s just a box though
Snowflame (uses the key and opens it up) Oh Really?
Spike: whoah
Obito: (Jaw Drop)
Warrior: It is Bigger on the Inside!!!!
Snowflame
While you do have access to the TARDIS now, there are several problems with going to get it. The first if which is that it is currently in Canterlot somewhere, and you are in Ponyville. The second being that even if you were to have Luna teleport you all the way back to Canterlot, you have no idea where it's parked, and since it's the Doctor, he's probably parked it where nobody (or pony) is gonna look at it, cause how often do people find his TARDIS in the show 
(quite a lot actually but that's beside the point), even if somepony did happen across it, they'd more than likely just ignore it, and if on the off chance the guards found it, then they more than likely took it away and it's safe in storage in the castle somewhere, assuming they ever found it at all of course. You do suppose you could just get Derpy to tell you where it is, but for obvious reason she's probably not about to tell you.
Also there is the fact that the TARDIS is kind of sentient to a rather significant degree and probably would have problems with being operated by anyone other than the Doctor, especially SNOWFLAME!!!
So yeah, while you do have access to the TARDIS right now, you still do not know where it is, so yeah, still no HQ for right now. Still, good job though, you managed to get the TARDIS key from the Doctor, not an easy thing to accomplish. Then again, since this is the TARDIS, it will more than likely appear when it is needed, so there is no need to worry about not having it right now.
But anyway, on to other shenanigans.
So Team Snowflame is now full formed, but something still doesn't quite feel right. You're a team, and you've got everything, but something is still missing.... Then, suddenly, the memory of Lyra singing a few seconds ago comes back to bite you in the face, and suddenly you know what it is you are missing. You need a kick ass theme song. A song that basically screams out "WE ARE HERE TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM! AND WE'RE ALL OUT OF GUM!!!"
Warrior suggests his theme song
But you and the other's really don't think that'll work cause that song is just the Warrior's theme, for just him. You are a team, you need a team theme song.... and EPIC team theme song.
SUDDENLY!
Snowflame: HIT THE MUSIC!!!
Obito: Who are you talking t- *Is cut off by the music*
SUDDENLY, EPIC TEAM INTRO MONTAGE SET TO THIS MUSIC!!!
Blueblood: Oh yes Mr. Snowflame you will pay for your attack on my coat, I will assure you that. You will pay.
Snowflame: Snowflame actually has a team to lead... Snowflame feels so happy.
*EPIC FLASHES OF AWESOMENESS AS THE TEAM'S LOGO APEARS ON THE SCREEN, WHICH SINCE THE DON'T HAVE A LOGO, THEY JUST USE A STAND-IN FOR NOW*
*ONE BY ONE IT CUTS TO SCENES OF THEM BEING AWESOME AND KICKING ASS AS IT INTRODUCES THEM*
Will Wolfgram as Snowflame
James Hellwig as The Ultimate Warrior
Bruce Campbell as Spike
Richard Cansino as Obito
(Note: This is Vega's voice actor for the Street Fighter anime movies, I'm assuming that that is what he is supposed to sound like)
Tabitha St. Germain as Princess Luna
*Random flashes of all of them before they do an epic pose*
Tara Strong and Nicole Oliver as Twilight Sparkle and Princess Celestia
(I wanted to do Lyra and Bon Bon originally but they don't have set voice actresses so yeah)
John De Lancie as Discord
Producer
Sarah Wall
Executive Producers
Meghan McCarthy
Jayson Thiessen
My Little Pony, Snowflame, and Warrior are all properties of Hasbro, DC Comics, and WWE respectively. No copyright infringement is intended please support the official release.
*AND END SCENE!!!*
Obito: The bloody Tartarus was that?
Snowflame: That my masked clawed still on probation friend, is what my god cocaine would call.... awesomeness.
Luna: I LIKE IT!!!
Actually the TARDIS got teleported to the middle of Ponyville by Celestia back in Chapter 18, so they do have access to it seeing as how it's out in the open on the way to the Library and all. Also, since Snowflame knows what it looks like, he wouldn't just glance over it like other ponies. And even with the TARDIS's sentience, she just might be in the mood for shenanigans, she let Snowflame on board the first time. She let that one lady semi-evil lady pilot her in the last Christmas episode. Also, "Time Turner" still doesn't know what it is, he'll let them know and Derpy will be none the wiser
Snowflame gathers up his new team, and they take center stage in front of all the attending Ponies and says, "Team Snowflame thanks you for coming to our party. It was hard work killing this dragon, but in the end, the only hole big enough for his corpse, was our stomachs. Thank you."
The ponies look kind of put off about what he said, and Fluttershy just faints.
"Stop fainting shy one! Snowflame swears to cocaine, that’s all you do in this story!", Snowflame then calls upon Team Snowflame to meet up, "Now we have to go to our new HQ and talk about stuff."
"HQ?" Spike asks.
"Yep, it’s a tiny blue box that is actually a time machine space ship."
"THAT SOUNDS FANTASTIC , LET’S GO THERE!" Luna says.
"Hey Tennant Smith!" Snowflame calls to at "Time Turner".
"Time Turner" turns to him and says, "Huh?"
"Where's the blue box at?"
"I believe it's in the middle of town."
"Sounds good to Snowflame. To the box!"
*Enough time for them to get to the center of Ponyville later...
They make their way to the TARDIS and Luna recognizes it, "THIS IS THE DOCTOR’S!"
"Snowflame knows, he said we could have it." Snowflame tells her.
"It’s just a box though. There's no way in tartarus that we're going to fit in there." Obito says.
Snowflame uses the key in the door and opens it up, "Oh Really?"
Spike just says "Woah."
Obito's jaw drop.
"It is Bigger on the Inside!" The Warrior shouts.
"Now Snowflame also thinks we need a theme song." Snowflame says.
"How about The Warrior's theme from back in the World Wrestling Federation?!"
"No Snowflame has a better idea."
Some music starts.
"Oh yes Mr. Snowflame you will pay for your attack on my coat, I will assure you that. You will pay." Prince Blueblood's voice echos.
"Snowflame actually has a team to lead... Snowflame feels so happy." Snowflame's voice then echos.
*EPIC FLASHES OF AWESOMENESS AS THE TEAM'S LOGO APEARS ON THE SCREEN, WHICH SINCE THE DON'T HAVE A LOGO, THEY JUST USE A STAND-IN (A BRICK OF COCAINE) FOR NOW*
*ONE BY ONE IT CUTS TO SCENES OF THEM BEING AWESOME AND KICKING ASS AS IT INTRODUCES THEM*
Will Wolfgram as Snowflame
James Hellwig as The Ultimate Warrior
Bruce Campbell as Spike
Richard Cansino as Obito
Tabitha St. Germain as Princess Luna
*Random flashes of all of them before they do an epic pose*
Tara Strong and Nicole Oliver as Twilight Sparkle and Princess Celestia
John De Lancie as Discord
Producer
Sarah Wall
Executive Producers
Meghan McCarthy
Jayson Thiessen
My Little Pony, Snowflame, and The Ultimate Warrior are all properties of Hasbro, DC Comics, and WWE respectively. No copyright infringement is intended please support the official release.
*AND END SCENE!!!*
"The bloody Tartarus was that?!" Obito asks.
"That my masked clawed still on probation friend, is what my god cocaine would call.... awesomeness." Snowflame tells the assassin.
"I LIKE IT!" Luna says.
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*Some Time Later...
Luna
Now that you are on an as of this moment, infinite coffee high, go talk to Obito again and be VERY unsubtle about how you want to take him behind one of those houses and pretend to be bunnies (you know what I mean 
), as well as many other things.
Use this for reference (7:53 onwards)
Obito
Luna is telling you... things... React appropriately.
Pinkie Pie
Look over and see Luna talking to Obito, and hear very clearly what she is telling him.... is that... jealousy... you're feeling... if so, react appropriately.
Obito was exploring the TARTIS, when Princess Luna appeared behind him.
"Oh hello Princess." Obito greeted.
"Hello Mr. Obito." Luna says with bedroom eyes, "You want to pretend to be bunnies?"
"What?"
"You know I'll play with your horn for a while."
"What?"
Luna sighed and shouted, "I WANT TO TASTE YOUR SPOTTED DICK! I WANT TO BUTTER YOUR CRUMPET! BANG YOUR MASH! CLIMB YOU APPLES AND PEARS! SPREAD YOUR MARMITE! MINSTER YOUR SILLY WALK! VINEGAR YOUR CHIP! I! WANT! TO! BUCK! YOU!"
Obito didn't know what to say, but even if he did Pinkie Pie popped out of nowhere and hisses, "He's mine!"
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Meanwhile in Canterlot,
Discord Walks out of Celestia’s room, tired out
He makes it back to his room where he all but falls in his chair from Exhaustion.
Discord: Damn, I believe this side of Celestia is gonna kill me….(becomes horrified) Oh Buck My Life, I’m in some sort of relationship aren’t I?
Sees Diary on his table. He smirks and looks at some passages.
He reads like 3 or 4 and becomes disturbed by what Twilight has written.
Discord: And here I thought my mind was twisted, I mean…damn, what is wrong with this girl?
Meanwhile at Canterlot...
Discord teleports back to his room, tried out, "Damn, I believe this side of Celestia is gonna kill me… Oh Buck My Life, I’m in some sort of relationship aren’t I?" He looks over and see a book on his table. He snaps it over to him to read it. He looks at on page and quickly closes it. "And here I thought my mind was twisted. I mean... damn, what is wrong with this girl?! I may have to stay out of this story for a little while to read all this."
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Meanwhile at the Wedding
Rainbow Dash is denied entrance. She makes such a fuss yelling and cursing about the day she had being man handled by a hairless ape and that she just wants in because she was there yesterday. When she is still refused, she makes a scene and is taken away by guards, and Spitfire and Soarin see this.
Soarin: Yeesh
Spitfire: Is that really what we want on our team?
Soarin: Nope
Spitfire: Well that’s twice she’s interrupted our big day, ground her and put her on probation.
Meanwhile at the Wedding
Rainbow Dash makes her way to the entrance, but the usher, who was a male griffin, blocks her.
"What the hey?" Rainbow asks.
"Sorry, but Soarin and Spitfire have taken you off of the list Miss Dash." The Griffin explains.
"WHY IN TARTARUS WOULD THEY DO THAT! I DID NOTHING WRONG! I WANT TO BE AT THIS WEDDING!"
Nearby Soarin and Spitfire see her reaction, Spitfire turns to Soarin and asks, "Is that really what we want on our team?"
"Nope." Soarin says.
"Well that’s twice she’s interrupted our big day, ground her and put her on probation."
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Meanwhile in the now Insane Crystal Empire
Cadance: What have you done?!
Zant: I did the limbo stick dance Charlie, it’s now time to go to candy mountain! Nyeh!!!
Crystal Ponies: NYEH!!!
Zant: And now it’s time for the Macarena (Music Starts and they all start dancing)
Shining: This is weird, change them back change them back (talking to his wife)
Blueblood walks through the crowd and is just flabbergasted, he sees Zant and yells
Blueblood: Oh My Celestia Zant, what did you do?!
The sea of crazy ponies silences and parts around Blueblood giving him a path to team crazy
Zant: My Lord! There you are, I have conquered an entire nation in my quest for candy!
Crystal Ponies: ALL HAIL THE LORD AND SAVIOR PRINCE BLUEBLOOD!!!!
They raise Blueblood on their shoulders
Blueblood: I…uh….
Cadance: Blueblood?! You brought these ponies here? What’s your game?! (Angrily)
Blueblood: I….Wha….?
Zant: Yes, praise his overcompensation!
Crystal Ponies: HAIL THE BELOW AVERAGE LENGTH OF OUR GOD’S PENIS!!!
Blueblood is embarrassed and confused while Shining snickers. Cadance on the other hand is pissed.
Cadance: Enough of this (She uses her magic on the heart, but the insanity is too strong)
Cadance: (Struggling to speak) How…can…there…be…so much…Insanity?!
The brown energy goes down her own magic stream and enters her horn. She opens her eyes and begins laughing.
Shining: Cadance? (Worriedly)
Cadance starts bouncing around like Pinkie Pie
Cadance: NINJA! NINJA! NINJA! PIRATE…WAIT NO, DAMNIT!!!
Shining: Cadance? (Scared)
Cadance: OH Hello, Sir Bedeviere, will you make me a large wooden badger?!!!
Shining: (to Blueblood) WHAT DID YOU DO?!!!
Blueblood: I don’t know (confused/worried)
Zant: Oh goody, now we have a uni-sus on our team. How exciting. Fluffy! Do the dance of joy!
The Crystal Ponies, Team Crazy and Cadance all make a circle around nothing and comment on how great a dancer Fluffy is.
The only two sane mind’s left (Blueblood and Shining) are just mesmerized by the insanity.
Shining snaps at Zant
Shining: Turn my wife back to normal now!
Zant: Oh alright, every party needs a pooper, that’s why we invited you
Zant’s magic begins and Blueblood tries to stop it
Blueblood: No wait, don’t…
Zant’s magic teleports Shining Armor away.
Zant: Whoops
Blueblood: Oh Celestia, did you kill him?
Zant: I don’t think so, I wonder where he went
Somewhere in Mexicolt
Shining lands in the middle of the living room where the Fancy Pant’s Staff is cleaning.
Shining: What the, where am I?
Maid: You need to clean…clean now
Shining: What? No, I need to get back to the Crystal Empire and save my wife!
Maid: No, no…you clean (hands him apron and sponge)
Shining: What the buck is going on?!
Back at the Crystal Empire
Shining Armor get's teleported back to the Empire with his Apron on. He's had enough, he grabs his still babbling wife and runs off towards the train station with her.
Cadance: I need a thousand pounds of shrimp! I don’t know why yet!
Shining: Don't worry baby, I'll get you back to normal, we're going to Canterlot
Cadance: Yay! Maybe Aunt Celestia will want to engage in a threesome with us!
Shining: What?!
Cadance: Or Tartarus, throw Discord or Luna or your sister in there as well, we'll make it a foursome or a fivesome or even a Sixsome!
Shining: Babe, I know you're insane right now, but no, I don't want to do that!
Cadance: Spoilsport! (sticks her tongue out at him as he carries her)
Blueblood: (Sighs) Oh sure they get to get away from the madness, and I'm stuck dead center.
Zant: Cheer up my lord, we own an empire now, I call the big freaking chair
Disco Dance: I WANT THE MILK CRATES!!!
Screwloose: Bark
Blueblood sighs again
Blueblood: Great, I’m the god of the insane (Puts head down)
He then thinks for a second
Blueblood: Wait a minute, I'm the god of thousands of loyal, insane, violent psychopaths. That hairless monkey has no chance (Smiles Evily) Now all I have to do is reign Zant in.
Zant is talking on his "phone"
Zant: Hello mom, I have an empire now
Zant's Mom: That's nice dear
Blueblood: (Sigh) If only it were that easy
Cadence and Shining Armor
And now it's time to get out of here. Yeah, whatever's just happened, you're gonna need some help with this. Quickly, while everypony is distracted by limboing and Blueblood (which shocks the hell out of both of you) quickly get on the train and head back to Canterlot to warn Celestia.
Or you could just have Cadence teleport you there, her being an alicorn and all.
Meanwhile in the Crystal Empire...
"What have you done?!" Cadence shouts.
"I did the limbo stick dance Charlie, it’s now time to go to candy mountain! Nyeh!" Zant exclaims
"NYEH!" All the crystal ponies respond.
"This is weird, change them back! Change them back!" Shining Armor says to his wife.
That's when Prince Blueblood walks through the crowd and is just flabbergasted, he sees Zant and yells, "Oh My Celestia Zant, what did you do?!"
The sea of crazy ponies silences and parts around Blueblood giving him a path to the rest of team crazy.
"My Lord! There you are, I have conquered an entire nation in my quest for candy!" Zant tells Blueblood.
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"ALL HAIL THE LORD AND SAVIOR PRINCE BLUEBLOOD!" The crystal ponies cheer before they raise Blueblood on their shoulders
"I…uh…." Is the only reaction Blueblood can make.
"Blueblood?! You brought these ponies here? What’s your game?!" Cadence asks angrily.
"I….Wha….?"
"Yes, praise his overcompensation!" Zant shouts.
"HAIL THE BELOW AVERAGE LENGTH OF OUR GOD’S PENIS!" The crystal ponies shout.
"Enough of this!" Cadence shouts as she uses her magic on the crystal heart, but her blue magic is soon overtaken by the brown insanity energy, "How…can…there…be…so much…Insanity?!", she is able to say right before it enters her horn. She opens her eyes and begins laughing.
"Cadance?" Shining Armor asks, worried.
Cadance starts bouncing around like Pinkie Pie and shouts, "NINJA! NINJA! NINJA! PIRATE…WAIT NO, DAMNIT!"
"Cadance?" He asks again, now scared.
"OH Hello, Sir Bedeviere, will you make me a large wooden badger?!"
Shining turns to Blueblood and angerly shouts, "WHAT DID YOU DO?!"
"I don’t know!" Blueblood tells him in a tone that's a mix of confused/worried.
"Oh goody, now we have a uni-sus on our team. How exciting. Fluffy! Do the dance of joy!" Zant commands the non-existent panda, which the crystal ponies, Team Crazy and Cadance all make a circle around nothing and comment on how great a dancer Fluffy is.
The only two sane mind’s left, Blueblood and Shining, are just mesmerized by the insanity.
"Turn my wife back to normal now!" Shining shouts, snapping at Zant.
"Oh alright, every party needs a pooper, that’s why we invited you." Zant sings as his magic begins.
"No wait, don’t…" Blueblood shuts tryinh to stop it.
Then with a flash from Zant’s horn Shining Armor is gone.
"Whoopies!"
"Oh Celestia, did you kill him?"
"I don’t think so, I wonder where he went."
Somewhere in Mexicolt...
Shining lands in the middle of the living room where the Fancy Pants’s Staff is cleaning.
"What the, where am I?" The Emperor asks.
"You need to clean…clean now." A female donkey says to him
"What? No, I need to get back to the Crystal Empire and save my wife!"
"No, no…you clean." She hoofs him pink apron and sponge.
"What the buck is going on?!"
Back at the Crystal Empire...
Shining Armor teleports back to the Empire with his Apron on, and he's had enough, he grabs his still babbling wife with his magic and runs off towards the train station with her.
"I need a thousand pounds of shrimp! I don’t know why yet!" Candence tells him.
"Don't worry baby, I'll get you back to normal, we're going to Canterlot." Shining says, mostly to calm himself down.
"Yay! Maybe Aunt Celestia will want to engage in a threesome with us!"
"What?!"
"Or Tartarus, throw Discord or Luna or your sister in there as well, we'll make it a foursome or a fivesome or even a Sixsome!"
"Babe, I know you're insane right now, but no, I don't want to do that!"
"Spoilsport!" She sticks her tongue out at him as he carries her.
Blueblood sighs and says, "Oh sure they get to get away from the madness, and I'm stuck dead center."
"Cheer up my lord, we own an empire now, I call the big freaking chair!" Zant says.
"I WANT THE MILK CRATES!" Disco Dance says.
Screwloose barks.
Blueblood sighs again, "Great, I’m the god of the insane... Wait a minute, I'm the god of thousands of loyal, insane, violent psychopaths. That hairless monkey has no chance.", He smiles evily and some music begins to play.
It's great to be a king! I seem to have a knack
For taking everything I want and giving nothing back!
I'll take away your jellies; I'll take away your jams!
Have a nice vacation while I take your travel plans!
Now that I have the power, this is my finest hour!
Nothing on this Earth can stop me, now!
Everything is mine, to finally have control!
Why, excuse me, I hope I don't sound too droll.
I'll take your color TV's, and a banana, if you please.
And I'll put an end to this silly world peace!
Fools! While I watch you cower, this is my finest hour.
Bait you on my hook, just like a worm!
Before I crush you like a bug, come over here and give me a hug.
It gives me so much joy to watch you squirm!
As Blueblood finishes singing Zant just looks at him and says, "And people say I'm crazy."
