Snowflame's Cocaine and/or Coffee Fueled Misadventures in Equestria (Comment Driven Story)

by KenSES64


Fighty Time! Fighty Time!(7)

Snowflame is not sure who this guy is, but he threatened him. Punch him :flutterrage:

Snowflame and Obito have banter
Snowflame: "You're an Oboe? I thought the doom music was techno."
Obito: What? No I'm Obito, Your Doom!
Snowflame: Oh! Hello Mr. YerDoom, You should be careful with those claws, they can hurt somebody
Obito: (Very Confused) What?...I...SHUT UP AND FIGHT (Throws Claw)
Snowflame: OK
They begin fighting, and Snowflame has the upperhand seeing as how he just got a boost from his cocaine bracelet. Obito is a very good fighter though and gets some claw strikes in that hurt, but Snowflame eventually knocks him out by shouting
I AM A MAN!!! and punching his lights out.
Snowflame doesn't kill him though, because it's apparently frowned upon in this establishment, and he feels sorry for the stupid fool trying to attack him.

It's been a while since you've had a good fight. Enjoy and remember
SNOWFLAME FEELS NO PAIN!

1.) >> BrownDog77 Obito and Snowflame get off on the right FIST! Or rather Obito continues to attack him, and Snowflame, powering up slowly on his now replenished powers, asks what the deal is.
2.) Obito responds, "Sorry, just doing my job. You tend to stick out like a soar hoof, and somepony just doesn't like you much."
3.) Snowflame nods, saying he can certainly understand that, and says that he believes it's frowned upon to kill anypony in Equestria.
4.) Obito says he's not exactly aiming to kill a PONY right now, so his own conscience is clean. Snowflame, despite being a villain, says he'd rather not get anypony mad at him, and decides to simply wreck this pony with his own Cocaine powers.

Snowflame dodges another slash from the golden claws and asked, "So Oboe..."

"Obito." The masked pony corrected.

"Why are you attacking Snowflame?"

"Sorry, just doing my job. You tend to stick out like a soar hoof, and somepony just doesn't like you much."

"Huh, I figured killing somepony would be looked down upon."

"Oh it is, but I'm not trying to kill a pony right now am I?"

"True."

FIGHT!

Obito rushes at Snowflame with the claw only for Snowflame to casually step to the side.

Before Obito could react Snowflame punched the side of his head with a flaming white fist.

Obito rolled a few feet, but got up quickly, only to have several small balls of white fire thrown at him.

He was able to avode the fire, but out of nowhere Snowflame ran up and kneed Obito in the jaw. Cracking his mash a little bit, but not breaking it.

Obito slashes him metal claw and actually manages to scrap Snowflame fight across his left arm, Snowflame starts bleeding a bit, but doesn't react.

"Oh masked pony, if you fight Snowflame there is one thing you must know before hand." Snowflame says.

"Oh, and what is that?" Obito asks.

"SNOWFLAME FEELS NO PAIN!" Snowflame shouts, body becoming covered in flames, he grabs Obito by the throat, lifts him up, and repeatedly punches him in the face about 50 times within 3 seconds before slamming him onto the ground. Snowflame then leaps ten feet into the air, landing feet first on Obito's chest.

K.O.

The Pink Pony arrives with shackles, (Why she has them? Snowflame doesn't know) and chains up Mr. YerDoom so he can question him later.

That's when Pinkie Pie came hopping by with some chains and a lock. "Here you go Snowfy. My pinkie sense told me you would need these." she said hoofing them over to the supervillain.

"Thanks Pinkie." Snowflame says. He then puts Obito against a tree, wrapps the chain around him and closes up the chain with the lock.

"So who's this guy?" Pinkie asked.

"Snowflame isn't sure. He did give Snowflame a good right even though it was one sided. Still best fight Snowflame's had here in Equestria."

"What about the ones against Razor or Scorpion? Oh, wait those are both non-canon. Nevermind."

Snowflame not sure what she meant by that, just shrugged, waiting for his attacker to regain consciousness. He had a few questions to ask this Obito.
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Name: Pinkamena "Pinkie" Diana Pie
Stats
Strenght: 4
Speed: 7
Intelligence: 3
Happiness: 10
Randomness: Yes
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Meanwhile in you know the drill...

The two Princesses ran up to a certain brown earth pony and his grey pegasus companion.

"Doctor, what brings you here?" Princess Celestia asked.

"Is something wrong?" Pricess Luna asked.

"No, well maybe if things go wrong, but anyways, we need to talk to Discord." The Doctor said.
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Also Meahwhile in the Jail...

13.) Blueblood, now utterly beyond any form of rational thinking, begins pacing his cell in tight circles, his eyes bulging slightly.
14.) Soon, Doctor Shock Therapy arrives, (Unicorn) his eyes moving to the now locked-up prince, a professional look on his face.
15.) "Well now my good stallion, I've been told you've had some troubles of late, and are in need of some help." "Of course that's what you've been told, and I'm certain the help I need, namely getting out of this disgusting cell and someone to get that Red-Suited Monkey out of my misery would be far too much to ask!"
16.) Shock therapy puts a hoof to his chin, before his horn glows slightly. A solid illusion of Snowflame is now behind Blueblood. "Do you mean that monkey behind you?"
17.) Spinning around, Blueblood sees the cocky monkey right there, smiling at him with that insufferable face! Snarling with rage, he leaps at him, only to fall through the image and knock himself out.
18.) Making a note on a chart, he mutters to himself, "Call me a helpless hack, will you? Laugh at my dissertation and get me barred from practicing in Canterlot huh? Well, joke's on you mister prince, you'll be in for a long date with a padded cell when I'm done." Looking down at the now utterly wretched form, he comments, "Not like I'll need to convince anypony. You've done the hard lifting by yourself. My thanks, old college chum."
19.) Moving outside, he talks to the guards, making preparations for Blueblood's transfer...to Flappy Bob's Peppy Happy Mental Resort. 'Renamed after it was found that Flappy Bob's Peppy Happy Mental Hospital wasn't "happy" enough for the owner, Happy Hooves. And no, nopony knows what a Bob is in this context, nor why it would be flappy, well above my pay-grade'

Blueblood, trotting in circles, that being the only shape he can trust, ranting to himself. "How dare they leave me here. I'm not crazy. Not at all."

With that a orange-brown unicorn stallion with a thinning grey mane, thick glasses and wearing a dark blue suit came up to the cell. "Hello Prince Blueblood, I am Dr. Shock Therapy. I'm here to look into your psyche to see whats troubling you."

"Oh I don't know maybe it's the fact that MY OWN FAMILY THINKS I'VE GONE NUT YOU TWIT!"

"Now, now. There's no need for yelling, I'm just trying to help. Now I recommend you come with me to Flappy Bob's Peppy Happy Mental Resort. I'll set up in some anger management classes with my co-worker Drum Circle, and you'll get the help you need."

"No, this is a mistake! I don't need this! Can you imagine what this would do to my image?!" The Prince shouted.

"It's not a mistake, marrying a mare named Harshwhinny is a mistake, trust me on that one. Besides, your Aunts already set you up, so you don't have a choice."

Blueblood's reaction was what you'd imagine.