Wake up. See This. What do? (Comment driven story)

by RazortheAwesome

Rarity Answers Your Questions

You start to feel yourself sobering up. Partly due to the sudden shock and then relief of what happened downstairs. (It seriously scared the crap out of you, you were that close to being caught), partly due to all the running you've been doing, and partly due to the fact that you're trying to keep your composure up right now.

That's good. It means that you have the ability to ask Rarity here actual legitimate questions that you actually want to know the answer to.

You decide to ask the most logical one first.

"So, who is Twilight Sparkle anyway?" you ask her. If nothing else, you at least want to know who is chasing you and why.

"Oh, she runs the local library here in Ponyville," Rarity explain to you as she looks back and forth between her sketches and several fabrics that she pulls out via magic. "We've been good friends ever since she moved here from Canterlot. She's a little socially awkward sometimes, but nevertheless she's one of the nicest ponies I know." It takes all of your willpower to keep yourself from bursting out laughing as you hear that. "And if I do say so myself, she's also one of the most talented magic users in all of Equestria." And all your laughter goes away upon hearing that. Great, you're being chased by the most powerful mage in this world. "Next to The Princesses of course." Rarity add as she turns back to you and holds up a piece of fabric. She looks between it and you for a moment before going back to her sketches.

Okay, now that that's out of the way, now onto the important question.

"Um... Do you have any idea why..." You begin to ask in the most gentlemanly and dapper way possible. You need to be careful how you phrase this question. "Why Twilight is trying to have her way with me?" Rarity doesn't respond. "I mean, is she always this crazy? Does she have a fetish for humans or something?"

"Hmm..." Rarity says aloud as she levitates a sheet of burgundy fabric to herself. "I'm sorry but I'm afraid I can't help you with that one." She replies as she turns around and walks over to you with the fabric sheet floating next to her. "Hold still for a moment please," she says as she pushes the fabric up against you. She looks on with intrigue as she does. "I know I've told her before that she needs to get out more often, but this is just ridiculous." She then pulls the fabric away and the measuring tape returns. You spread your arms out again for her as she takes several measurements of your torso seemingly at once. Seeming satisfied, she turns back and heads back over to her workbench with her measuring tape and fabric in tow. "In all honesty, I don't think I can tell you what's wrong with Twilight or what's gotten into her."

"So this isn't a normal occurrence for her then?" You suddenly regret asking that question as you say it. The instant Rarity reaches her workbench, she drops everything from her telekinetic grasp and turns back around to face you. The look on her face is one of absolute shock.

"WHAT!" She says. "No! By Celestia no! Of course its not. She would never...!!!"

"Okay okay!" you say as you put your hands up. "I'm sorry I asked." The look of shock drops from Rarity's face as she lets out a sigh.

"I suppose I shouldn't blame you," she says as she turns back around to face her workbench. You see her set the fabric on the table and begin to cut it with a pair of scissors. "You only just got here and that's the greeting you get from her. Simply abysmal." You let out a small sigh at the relief that this unicorn is so understanding. You wait a moment before asking your next question.

"You wouldn't happen to know how she got me here would you? Or how I can get back?"

"I'm sorry darling, but I'm afraid not," she says as she's still focused on her work. "Twilight's the powerful magic user, I'm just a fashionista." She stops for a moment to look back and flick her hair at you. "And the best there is, if I do say so myself." She says with a smile on her face before she continues her work.

Suddenly, a realization dawns on you.

"Umm..." you begin to say to her. "I'm sorry but uh, I don't have any money to pay for those clothes you're making." You try to explain. "I mean my wallet's back in..."

"Oh its quite all right darling," Rarity says to you as she turns back around to face you. "When one shows up in a strange new place without clothes the least I can do is make you something decent when you clearly need it." She says in a not at all condescending tone, and then waves her hoof. "Don't worry about the money darling, just remember me when everypony ask you where you acquired such fabulous clothes."

"Thanks," you say to her. My god, you can't believe how generous this pony is. "I owe you one. I really do." You say to her. After all you are still a gentlemen. She lets out a giggle before returning to her work.

With the mood restored, you feel free to ask more questions. You still wait a moment before asking another question just to be safe, and this time you try not to make it sound so possibly insulting. To her or to Twilight.

"How was Twilight acting before I suddenly popped up here?" you ask her. If she doesn't know Twilight's reasoning behind this, then at least she can help you figure it out.

"Hmm..." she lifts her head in thought as she ponders the question. "Well, she has been locking herself in her library for the past few days. She hardly ever comes out unless she needs something, and even then she usually just sends Spike out for those."

"Spike?" you ask curiously.

"Her assistant," she replies to you. Great, one more person you have to watch out for.

"Was she acting weird at all before that?" You ask her. "Like in any specific way?" You would go further, but you don't wanna nearly fuck this up again.

"No, not really. She was acting just fine until a week ago. Then out of nowhere she just shut herself in her library and wouldn't come out." She explains. "She said she was researching something important, but we never found out what it was. Even Spike said he wasn't sure what she was doing."

Okay that makes a little bit of sense. About a week before you showed up, everything was apparently normal, then something happened which drove Twilight mad enough to research something with obviously led to you getting here. Now if you could only find out the details of that, everything would be good. Still, there is kind of one minor thing that's been on your mind since this all started.

"Umm... this might seem like a strange question," you say to her as calmly as possible. "But just what the fuck is the Pony Sutra?" At that, Rarity stops what she is doing (which is setting up a sewing machine) and immediately turns to face you. You swear she has on the most perfect poker face you've ever seen.

"The what?" She asks you. You calmly explain to her how Twilight had that on her when you first woke up. You leave out the detail that you ripped a page from it by accident, though. Though to be fair that was entirely Twilight's fault.

"Oh..." she says to you, though she still keeps her poker face up. "Well... its...." You can see her face begin to blush now. "Its essentially what you saw. Its a book that describes many different ways in which a mare can..... satisfy.... a stallion." You can swear her face is completely red by this point. "She does work in a library so of course she would have a copy of it somewhere, but why she had that when she found you... I'm sorry darling but I'm afraid I'm of no help there either." She throws on the most sheepish smile you've ever seen as she finishes that explanation.

At this you decide to change the subject. You at least think to before another sudden realization hits you.

"Wait..." you say to her. "So, um... If Twilight is friends with you, and she wants to.... rap-erm... find me. Then WHY ARE YOU HELPING ME?" The blush on Rarity's face dies down for a bit as those words hit her ears.

"Wha wha wha..." Rarity says as she moves back a little, only for her rump to hit her workstation. "Oh no no no no no no no... I'm not... I'm not..." she's obviously more than a little nervous at the moment. "And I'm helping you because its the right thing to do." She adds with a smile.

"It is?" you ask in response.

"Why, of course," she replies. "This is hardly the first time Twilight has well.... gone crazy, as you put it." You can see the blush on her face begin to fade as she says this. "Usually its over little things like forgotten assignments or somepony is pressuring her, or when she can't explain something... or when she has to save the world, but nevertheless. Clearly I could see that she was not in her right mind, so I thought it best that until she calms herself back down and acts like a reasonable pony, it would be in both of your best interests to keep you away from her. Its really that simple darling." She adds with a sheepish smile.

"Okay..." you say, you really have no choice but to believe her at this point.

"By any chance is there some way I can protect myself from her in case she comes back?" you ask her, even though you know you're more than likely not going to get much of an answer.

"Not that I know of," Rarity responds. "I'm sorry."

"It's all right," you assure her.

"Is there any kind of authority I could appeal to in order to have her arrested for harassment, assault, and attempted rape if worst comes to worst?" You ask. Rarity seems kind of shocked that you would even suggest that, but given the circumstances, she kind of understands.

"Well...." she says. "I suppose you could write a letter to Princess Celestia, but I'm not sure that would even do anything. Twilight would likely be able to explain what she is doing and why to her." That name rings a bell.

"Yeah, about that. Just who is this 'Celestia' person everybody..." You stop a moment to correct yourself. "I mean, pony, talks about?"

"Princess Celestia is our leader," Rarity responds without a second's delay. "She rules over the nation of Equestria with kindness and fairness for everypony." Well that at least sounds nice. "Twilight is also her personal student." Rarity adds. Suddenly you are less enthused about the prospect of contacting her.

"Yeah, she mentioned that earlier," you bring up. At that, Rarity falls silent. She looks at you with a mixture of confusion and a hint of worry. Whether its for yourself or for Twilight you aren't sure, though given that she is Twilight's friend, you think you can understand what is going through your head.

"Hey," you say to her as you walk on up to her and put your left hand on her head. She just looks up at you with the same look in her eyes. "Don't worry, I'm not gonna do anything I don't have to." You say to her as you begin scratching behind her ears. It worked on Lyra, might as well try it on her. "If we can talk this out I will, but for now, I'm just considering what to do," you say to her as you keep scratching.

She doesn't respond, not with words anyway. You see her close her eyes and watch as the look on her face changes from one of worry to something pleasant. She smiles pleasantly and leans into your hand as you scratch her head. Apparently she likes it. She then starts humming a tune to herself as you move around her head to her other ear, which she also leans into. If you didn't know any better you could swear she was humming the tune to Poker Face by Lady Gaga.

Still... she doesn't appear to be worried anymore, and she's definitely enjoying your petting.

"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?" you ask her in a sensual voice as you pet her. You're not sure why. She just giggles to herself at that (you have to admit the sound of her giggle is a lot cuter than some of the other ponies you've heard so far).

"Oh, that doesn't even make any sense," she replies as she opens her eyes back up to look at you. You ponder for a moment why the hell that wouldn't make sense, but then you realize that tootsie pops probably don't exist here. Still, you can't help but smile to yourself at that.

She doesn't have any steak, but she does serve you up a nice salad. Given that ponies would obviously be vegetarians you obviously should have seen this coming. Still, it wasn't a bad salad by any means. Hell it even had avocados in it. AVOCADOS!!! By god and all that is holy YOU LOVE AVOCADOS (even if you say you don't, you're wrong you definitely do).

Eventually Rarity finishes up the suit she was making for you. You gotta admit you're surprised that she managed to get it done so damn fast, especially with what she came up with. Still, looking at yourself in the mirror, you have to admit, you look pretty damn boss. Now this is the kind of suit that a bawller boss like you would wear. Seriously this thing has so much swag you can feel it. Rarity even made a pair of shoes to go with it. This is awesome, hell its beyond awesome.

THE SWAG IS OFF THE WALLS WITH THIS SUIT!!!

Like the gentleman that you are, you thank Rarity for it, and she only responds by saying that its only nothing. Only nothing your ass, this is the finest suit you've ever been in, and to her its only nothing. Hell, you gotta see what she can do if you actually pay her for something.

Eventually, from the window you see the sun goes down, it will be dark soon. How you got lucky enough to hide here for that long is beyond you. Hell, Rarity even insists that you spend the night so you can keep hiding from Twilight. You must have gotten lucky with this house.... INCREDIBLY LUCKY!!! Still, there is still one issue.

"Um... Where..." you begin to ask. "Where will I sleep?"

"Why in the bed of course." Rarity replies as she points over to the bed in her room, which you are now in. Since she is of higher class, she does own a pretty large bed, large enough for you, but still.

"In your bed?" you ask.

"Of course," she replies. "What other bed would I mean?"

"In your bed...?

"Yes...."

"With.... yo..."

"Oh no no no no no," she says, much to your relief. "I wouldn't do that to you, not after what Twilight's been putting you through." You feel a sense of relief come over you at that, but still...

"Then where will you sleep?" you ask her.

"Why on the couch of course," just as Rarity says that, she suddenly levitates a large, rather fancy looking couch out of nowhere and then falls on it. You stare for a moment. "What?" she says. "You didn't expect me to sleep on the floor did you?"

"Wha... ah no, no of course not." You say as you call onto the bed. You're not wearing your suit anymore. Its god damn nice obviously you aren't gonna sleep in it.

"Good night," you say to Rarity as you pull the covers over you.

"Good night," Rarity replies in a kind of strange way as she shuts off all the lights and closes the blinds with a quick application of magic. For the first time since you got here (apart from being high), you don't feel worried, and you soon find yourself drifting off to sleep.

You declare that this cannot go wrong.

You awake to the sensation of what you think is something tugging at your leg. Slowly, you open your eyes. Its still dark so you can't see what's going on. What you do see however, is a silhouette of what is obviously Rarity at the foot of the bed with her horn glowing the same color it always does. The same glow is around your ankle.

Its at this moment that several realizations come to you all at once.

1.) The covers are missing.
2.) So are your clothes (all of them)
3.) Your hands and feet are bound by... by... well you can't really tell, its too dark.

Either way though, its obvious that Rarity has tied you to the bed.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" You scream at the top of your lungs as all this hits you at once. You try to move, but your bonds hold you tightly in place. You're not going anywhere.

"Ahh, you're awake." Rarity says as she hops up onto the bed with you. With your vision adjusted to the darkness of the room, you can see that Rarity has the same lascivious look in her eyes that Twilight did when you first got here.

What do you do?