Do the simple thing: Ask in the sweetest and calmest voice "why are you looking at me like that, Spike?"
Hello, this is your conscience speaking......you know, that little voice in your head that tries to tell you something when you need to hear it, but you block me out and you mess up.....like NOW?!.............anyways
Did you, at ANY time, even THOUGHT to think of explaining it to the human what disaster is coming? You figure that if you explained to him WHAT you needed him for (and not in the sense of "hi, I summoned you, letz mak babyz" but "hello, I am twilight sparkle and *insert something hour long speech here*) instead of going to rape him, he'd be willing then? Obviously if anypony else was in the human's point of view, they'd get scared and run away too. you got to remember to not force yourself on others, lest it come back to bite you in the butt........but unless you're seriously considering this, you're probably too far gone, so if you will listen to something, listen to this:
What do you think is going to happen when he finds somepony who CAN help him, when he explains what you tried to do, but then you come in just has he's finished explaining and then no one believes you because they believe the human more?
You'll consider all of that after you find the human, mate with him and make the centaur, but for now, what to do about Spike here? He seems awfully worried, and for the life of you you can't understand why.
Send the ghost of Sombra to the human world to locate a human who is attracted to ponies (seriously, those OP's from /mlp/ have to be good for something, right?) and summon them to have sex with you. Once coitus is complete, use that human's species code to banish all humans from equestria to their world of origin, making sure to exclude yourself from the spell's radius so that the centaur baby is unaffected.
Alternatively, send the Ghost of Sombra to locate the human, then go to his location. Rather than trying to force yourself on him, ask him why he doesn't want to have sex with you. (After all, you are incredibly sexy and desirable and him not wanting to rut you crazy - especially under the influence of magic - is unimaginable.) When he gives you his reason, attempt to fix the problem utilizing magic.
Ghost Sombra is a figment of your imagination and cannot interact with anypony or anything other than you... unfortunately. What would sending him to the human world accomplish anyway? Besides, don't you think that if you could have gotten rid of him you would have already.
"You know, I can go to the human world Twilight."
"Shut up Ghost of Sombra," you say to him in a way that Spike in no way at all notices.
And again, you will consider all of that once you know you have your centaur.
Rape solid snake while in your snake costume to make the ultimate centaur baby. Solid Centaur
Who is Solid Snake?
What if your heat spell wares off before you find the human?
Oh, that's easy. You'll just cast it again. You've committed it to memory after this whole incident (WHICH IS IN NO WAY AT ALL ABSOLUTELY NOT IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM YOUR FAULT) started.
STOP YELLING AT YOURSELF INSIDE YOUR BRAIN, IT WILL GIVE YOU A HEADACHE!!!
"I WILL ONCE I FIND THAT HUMAN AND MAKE A CENTAUR!!!!" You scream up at the ceiling. After you do you look back down at Spike, who has backed a few feet away from you. You've been so caught up in all of your thoughts that you almost forgot he was there. You'd better see what's wrong with him.
Do the simple thing: Ask in the sweetest and calmest voice "why are you looking at me like that, Spike?"
"Spike..." you say in your sweetest and most calm voice possible as you walk closer towards him. "Why are you looking at me like that, Spike?" He doesn't answer.
You check yourself in a mirror to see whats wrong. Nope, nothing wrong at all. You then ask Spike "Whats wrong huh?" For some reason this further disturbs him. He backs off against a wall. Approach him calmly and ask him again.
Thinking that something might be wrong with you, you look at yourself in a nearby mirror, which you forgot you left there are throwing yourself into your studies for the past week.
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Nope, absolutely nothing is wrong with you at all. Nope... Nope... not a Celestia damn thing. You're still wearing your black jumpsuit, eye patch, bandanna and katana (you've taken to calling it your Raiden outfit. Not sure why), which you quickly put back on while you were running back to the library, but that's not wrong at all. Nothing at all looks wrong with you. With that in mind you turn back to Spike.
"What's wrong huh?" you ask him. He still doesn't answer, and seeming even further disturbed, he's backed himself against the wall. Concerned for you little brother, you walk closer towards him, which only tries to make him back further into the wall even further than he already has.
as sombre:
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
i got a secret:
im twilightlicious
also isn't that lyra obsessed with humans? why not go to her house and find a way to track her, she must run into him again
"Hey Twiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilight.... Hey Twiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilight..." Ghost Sombra says to you as he keeps poking you. You have no idea how, but somehow he is. "Guess what Twilight." You do your best to ignore him. "I've got a seeeeeeeeeeeeeeecret...." Again, ignoring him... he is in no way, shape, or form, there at all. "I'm Twilightlicious."
"Shut up Ghost of Sombra," you say to him.
"Also wasn't Lyra obsessed with humans?" he says to you.
"SHUT UP GHOST OF SOMBRA!" you say to him before you turn your attention back to Spike, who looks even more worried now. Can't he see him?
In addition to the strange look Spike is giving, he also appears to be shaking slightly. He must be cold! You decide to wrap him in a hug.
Your warm, soft, fuzzy fur apparently does a good job heating him up, because he started sweating and blushing. It's not surprising, you have the warmest, softest, fuzziest fur of all the mares in Ponyville. It's a shame that you don't get to hug ponies very often. Really anypony should be thrilled to feel your soft, velvety coat against theirs. Embracing, nuzzling... kissing...
WHY WON'T THE STALLIONS EVER LOOK AT YOU?! You're smart, dedicated, funny, pretty... Yes. Yes, you are pretty. You're a very pretty mare and any colt that doesn't see that is blind. Seriously, feel how warm and soft and fuzzy you are!
"Spike, you think I'm pretty, don't you?"
As you were thinking, you had unknowingly been nuzzing the top of Spike's head, stroking the spines along his back, and sniffling a little bit. Your recent mental health and the overly affectionate hug made Spike scared, but when you asked him if he thought you were pretty, he shat himself in fear.
He literally shat right there at the top of the stairs in the public library. It was horrible.
"Uh... Twilight... are you..." Its at that point that you notice that Spike is shaking.... a lot.
'Ah, poor dragon must be cold,' you think to yourself. You just can't stand to see your poor little brother stand there and be all cold like that, so you do the one thing that you know will make him absolutely feel all better.
You throw your hooves around him and wrap him up in a big hug.
Your warm, soft, fuzzy coat must be doing a good job of heating him up, because now he's starting to sweat and blush a little. This isn't much of a surprise to you at all. After all, you have the warmest, softest, fuzziest coat of all the mares in Ponyville. Really, its a shame you don't get to hug ponies more often, as everypony would be thrilled to feel your soft, velvety coat against theirs. Embracing.... nuzzling... kissing...
WHY WON'T THE STALLIONS EVER LOOK AT YOU!? You're smart, dedicated, funny, pretty...... Yes, yes you are very pretty. You are a very pretty mare and any stallion that doesn't see that must obviously be blind. Seriously, feel how warm and soft and fuzzy you are.
"Spike," you say to your lovely dragon assistant little brother as you hug him, "you think I'm pretty don't you?" He doesn't give you a response. "Spike," you say again... "You think I'm pretty, do-..." you interrupt yourself as you look down at the little dragon in your hooves.
Turns out as you were thinking, you unknowingly had been nuzzling the top of his head, stroking the spines along his back, and even sniffing him a little bit. That's not what has you worried at the moment though.
You notice that Spikes eyes are shot open and his pupils have shrunk so small they might as well not be there. He's not even blinking.
"Spike..." you say in a somewhat concerned tone as you pull your hooves off of him. He just stands completely still where he is. Unmoving, unblinking, not even breathing it seems. He's like a statue. "Spike..." you say again as you wave your hoof in front of him. He gives no response.
Its then the realization dawns on you. You have no idea what you did, but apparently you've shocked him into unconsciousness. You've got to bring him out of it. You just have to.
Think: I'm a human where would I run to for help/hide
Suddenly you remember that that human is still out there. You have to find him, and every second you waste here is another second he can use to get away from you. You've got to go RIGHT NOW!!!
But then you look back at Spike... he's still a statue. You've got to help him.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHH...." you say to yourself as you press both your hooves to your head. You have to help unshock Spike, he's your favorite dragon assistant little brother after all. But you also have to find the human, and you have to go right now.
What do you do?
