Alright it is quite obvious as to what you should do first. First off greet the Princess by saying this to her.
YOUR INNER STINKMEANER COMMANDS IT!
..... Or just greet her in your traditional fashion that you have been giving every other pony. Then ask her why you are here and whats up with this centaur crap that Twilight was obsessed over?

Don't forget to bow!

BOW! BOW TO THE ROYALTY! BOW NOW!!!
And after you bow, speak politely, address her as "Your highness" and ask her why she wanted to see you, even if you dang well know the answer. Also, comment on how lovely her Kingdom is... just as a conversation opener, try to start on a good foot.

Remember all the etiquette classes that you didn't take...wait...You didn't take any. Well then, bow and compliment her mane.
Ask to see if you can touch it, without sounding weird if possible.

Bow to her respectfully, but don't overdo it.
Suddenly you almost trip on your imaginary shoelace and barely manage to keep your balance steady.
Oh, and say you like her mane too.

You just keep staring into her eyes, and she just keeps looking at you. Neither one of you even blinks. You're not really sure what to do at this point.

"BOW YOU IDIOT!!!" Ghost Pinkie Pie suddenly shouts out of nowhere as she appears and bops you on the head (at some point, you really need to look into why she is even in your head).

Without thinking, you instantly get down on one knee and bow before Princess Celestia. You also bring your head low and look at the ground. You aren't sure about all the rules of a monarchy, but you're pretty sure you're not supposed to look into their eyes unless they allow it.

Then suddenly, you start to hear Princess Celestia laugh. Well, its more of a giggle really.

"Please, rise," she says to you. "You do not have to bow in my presence." You look up a little bit and notice that she seems to be bidding you to stand. You're a bit hesitant, but you do so, as do Lyra and Bon Bon. Once again at your full height, you look Princess Celestia right in the eye. She doesn't seem to mind that much either, still, you try to look elsewhere, at least for now.

"Thank you... Your majesty," you say to her as politely as you can as you try to look anywhere but her eyes.

Try to impress her with you witty human humor.

Notice that her mane is seemingly moving on it's own in a pretty color fashion. Become enraptured by it, almost as if you are hypnotized by it's unending swaying.
Break out of your trance and realize that you are making an awkward silence for everyone so say the first thing that comes to your mind
"I really like your...Mane?"
Celestia thanks you and giggles even though that was a pretty lame thing to say.

Compliment her mane and ask if you can touch it.

i really like your mane!
i think we all no what this calls for,
EPIC CELESTIA PARTY!!!!!
also some dinosaur would be nice
CELESTIA PARTY!!

"I really like your.... mane," you say to her as your eyes become instantly focused on her mane the second you look away from her eyes. It's kind of strange. You thought Rainbow Dash's rainbow mane was a little weird at first (seriously, even with the strange mane colors here you have no idea how that could possibly happen), but this... this was a full on rainbow. The way it moved, the way it flowed oh so naturally with the wind even though there was no wind you could feel, the way it.... was. The longer you stare at it, you feel sort of entrapped by it. You want to keep looking. You guess you really do like her mane.

"My my," Celestia said to you as she cocked her head to the side a little. "Aren't we polite." As she said that, she slowly began to lean in closer. "And so very.... very..." At this point, her face was right next to yours, and you swear you can feel her breath on your cheek. "Tall..." You could feel her breath on your ear when she said that to you. The moment that word left her mouth, she then brought her snout to your neck and started inhaling. She was sniffing you.

At this point, your powers of realization resurface. Princess Celestia is sniffing you. You're pretty certain you remember one of Twilight's friends (you can't remember which, or maybe it was Lyra) telling you that Twilight Sparkle was the personal student of Princess Celestia, who was currently sniffing you. Twilight is Princess Celestia's student.

YOU CAN SWEAR YOU FEEL YOUR HEART STOP BEATING AND YOUR EYES THREATEN TO BURST OUT OF YOUR SKULL!!!! BY ZEUS AND ALL THAT IS HOLY AND OR OLYMPIAN WHY DIDN'T YOU REALIZE THIS BEFORE!!!???

Your moment of panicking is interrupted by Princess Celestia pulling her head back suddenly bursting out laughing. Not just the giggle she did before, but a full on laugh.

"Oh me...." she said in between fits of laughter. "You.... you should have seen the look on your face." At that, she couldn't help but laugh.

You want to say something, but since she is a princess, you decide to hold it in. Saying the wrong thing to her could probably land you in a dungeon somewhere... or worse.

Then suddenly, you notice Spike and Twilight walking out of the library. At this, Princess Celestia stops laughing and regains her compose. Though you do see her snicker a little bit. The two of you then watch as Spike helps Twilight into the carriage.

"Don't worry Twilight. I'll keep the library running while you're gone," You watch as Twilight just smiles at him and nods. Spike then nods back. He then turns to look at you. He nods at you, and you nod back. Princess Celestia just closes her eyes and bows her head a little at him. You then watch Spike give her a salute and walk back into the library.

"Twilight has decide to come back with me to Canterlot," she says to you. "In order to, shall we say. Get away from everything so she can clear her head." You suppose you can understand that. After last night, you'd kind of figure she wants some time alone. Shame you couldn't get any answers from her though. "I was hoping you could join us." Princess Celestia says as she turns back to face you. "After all, we do have much to discuss."

You contemplate that for a moment. You really, REALLY... don't want to be going somewhere with Twilight. On the other hand, if there is any other pony here who can probably help you, then its Celestia, who from what you've gathered... is pretty much God here.

You turn to look at Lyra, who is just nodding at you. Same with Bon Bon, though not as frantically.

"Thank you," Celestia says as she climbs into the carriage. You turn to look back at Lyra and Bon Bon.

"Don't worry," Bon Bon replies. "I'll take care of everything. You don't have to worry."

"And bring back something cool!" Lyra says as she puts that stupid looking grin on her face. You can't help but smile at that. You then kneel down again and hug them both. They hug you back in return. Really, you do have a lot to thank them for.

"I'll be back soon," you say to them. You then let go of them and say your goodbyes. They say their's as well. With that done, you walk over towards the carriage.

"Care to sit next to me?" Celestia asks you with that same "reassuring" smile on her face. You don't argue. You get in and take the seat next to her. Despite the fact that they are horses, they still have seats apparently. Or maybe she brought one for you, you'll never know.

Once you're in, the carriage takes off. No really, it just gets going and takes off. Though, given that its being pulled by six pegasai, you really aren't surprised.

You wave goodbye to Lyra and Bon Bon one last time as you head off, and they wave back.

After a while though, you are too far away to see them. You look back up at Celestia, who is just looking forward.

You know, since you are sitting here, right next to her, and since Twilight really didn't give you any answers last night (since she was still trying to get over everything), it couldn't help to ask her a few questions. Plus, she seems really nice. So she could be able to answer whatever you ask her.

Wake up. See This. What do? (Comment driven story)

by RazortheAwesome

Hi Princess Celestia