Go to Lyra and BonBon's place and look for clues, of course.
Channel your inner Adrian Monk as you do it.
remind yourself how he will save equestria
You consider for a moment why you need to find him, and the events that led up to summoning him. (The human, that is.)
In your moment of panic you consider for a moment why you need this human. Well of course the reason you need him is obvious, you don't know why anypony would ask.
About a week ago you discovered that Nyarlathotep was coming (which was in absolutely no way at all your fault... nope... not at all.... totally not your fault). After extensive research, you discovered one being in Equestria that might be able to stop him. The centaur.
However, centaurs have long been extinct in Equestria. So, you set out find find out how to get one yourself. Unfortunately, the only way to get a centaur was to achieve coitus with a creature called a "human." After some even more extensive research you found that humans exist in an alternate dimension from Equestria, so with more research and your talents as the element of magic, you located this dimension and summoned a human to Equestria so you could mate with him and produce a centaur. And that is where you are now.
Really, you don't understand how this could have gone so incredibly wrong. Your plan was foolproof.
Step 1.) Summon human to Equestria
Step 2.) Have sex with human to produce a centaur
Step 3.) ???
Step 4.) Profit
THE PLAN WAS FOOLPROOF WHY DID IT NOW WORK!!!!
Are you sure Nyarlathotep is actually a problem? Because, I can think of, like, three different incarnations of him, and only one is evil. (One of them is just kind of a jerk, and the other is an insane teenage girl. Don't ask.)
make sure to make sure you research on Nyarlathotep is correct.
and then devise a plan for the human.
and reset up for the heat spell for when you next see him.
OF COURSE NYARLATHOTEP IS A PROBLEM! HE IS AN OUTER GOD, AND OUTER GODS ARE ALWAYS PROBLEMS!!!! (totally not your fault.... nope....)
AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN MAKE SURE YOU DID YOUR RESEARCH CORRECTLY!? OF COURSE YOU DID YOUR RESEARCH CORRECTLY!!! YOU ARE TWILIGHT FRIGGIN SPARKLE!!! AND YOU ALWAYS DO YOUR RESEARCH CORRECTLY!!!
Do the goddamn summoning spell!
You could perform a summoning spell, but what pray tell would that accomplish? That's how you got into this mess in the first place, and you don't want another human here in Equestria. That would cause even more problems.
Tell Princess Celestia that he is a threat to Equestria, she sends the royal guard after him, and when he is subdued, have your way with him.
NO!!!!!!!! you scream to yourself as that thought enters your brain.
Princess Celestia MUST NOT KNOW what you are doing. You know what she'll say if she finds out, and you..... you...... you just don't think you can deal with it. So under no circumstances whatsoever are you to contact Princess Celestia. You must find this human yourself.
Do what you do best: Use Logic (like Miles Edgeworth in Investigations). Where did the CMC say that the human went?
The CMCs said that the human ran back into town, and that's why you are here. You ran back into town to find him, but first you stopped back at your library to get a few things when you suddenly passed out from lack of sleep upon going through the door. How could you have been so stupid? There is no time for sleep. The time for that will be when there is a human next to you...
You immediately cast a spell meant to alert you to how many of a particular species there are nearby and the general area they're in. You tune it so it specifically targets humans. The spells reading gives you... 2.5?!? All of them are in the everfree forest, but 1.5 are up quite a ways in the air above said forest!! You didn't think humans could even walk on clouds, hell you didn't even think the was more than one here (nor did you think there could be half a human, but you attribute that to either a spell error or a being who only had one human parent). You run out towards the everfree to investigate.
Why not use a tracking spell for a change?
Maybe even get Rarity to help you with it to track the guy down!
Then Grab a rope and be on your way!
use detect spell to fine your target!
Track him with a spell then perhaps teleport him to you. Why go to the human when you can make the human come to you?
Read a book about tracking.
You consider using a tracking to locate him. Under normal circumstances that would be a good idea. However, you never actually cast the tracking spell on him, so you can't find him that way. You were so sure of your plan to mate with this human that you never actually thought to cast the tracking spell on him in the event that he did decide to run away. It was simply unthinkable. Your plan was perfect, you still don't understand how it could have all gone so wrong.
And read a book about tracking.... READ A BOOK ABOUT TRACKING!!!! YOU LIVE IN A LIBRARY!!!! YOU'VE READ ALL THE BOOKS YOU HAVE ABOUT TRACKING!!!! YOU'VE READ EVERY BOOK ABOUT TRACKING!!! TWICE!!!!!!!
Use a spell to identify alien tissue samples, and follow the alien skin flakes to the human.
OOO..... that is a good idea. You suppose you could cast the tracking spell on those and it would lead you right to the human. However, for that to work you would actually need some alien tissue samples, which you don't have. Good idea while it lasted.
Channel your inner Sherlock Hooves and deduce the current situation.
Go to Lyra and BonBon's place and look for clues, of course.
Channel your inner Adrian Monk as you do it.
Alright, since Twilight has obviously gone a bit over the edge here, I believe it's time for her to channel her inner Gollum again, and have a quick argument with herself about whether she should stop trying to rape the Human, and maybe explain to him the situation and recruit him. Of course, crazy Twilight wins, and instead casts aside her Katana for the Sword of Omens (or a reasonable copy), and channeling her inner Liono gains sight beyond sight, locating the human.
Discovering that he's in a room with 4 mares where the only exit is blocked by a immovable boulder, use your scrying site to recast the Heat spell on the human at double..nay, TRIPLE the intensity. Now that his closest allies have turned on him (or are distracted as they turn on each other in another lesbian foursome), teleport in, and do whatever it is crazy mares do.
Unfortunately, you yourself are a fictional character and therefore cannot channel the powers of other fictional characters. Unless you want to channel your inner "Twilight Sparkle," cause you can certainly do that.
Why you felt the need to explain this you have no idea, but it just seemed like you had to.
Also why would you ever check Lyra and Bon Bon's place for clues? Clearly they don't have the human. You saw him run out of their house, you know he's not there.
Masturbate. Fiercely. Like a super intelligent boss.
Give it up, my friend.
You cannot win.
(Pfft, yeah right. Like she'd actually listen to what I had to say.)
Ask Ghost Sombra what to do.
Get help from good ol' Mr. Sombra
Realize his power level is over 9000 and stop chasing him
"You know his power level is over 9000, so you should really just stop chasing him and masturbate fiercely like a super intelligent boss."
"SHUT UP GHOST OF SOMBRA!!!!!" you yell at the ethereal annoyance that's been following you for the past few hours.
"Hey, you don't have to-"
"YOU KNOW THESE SUGGESTIONS YOU'VE BEEN GIVING ME HAVE BEEN NO HELP AT ALL!!!! I CAN'T USE A TRACKING SPELL ON HIM AND I CERTAINLY CAN'T CONTACT PRINCESS CELESTIA SO WHY DON'T..."
T1:Okay Twilight, first calm down.
T2:But i'm calm. aren't i?
T1:No no no. you have to calm down and think.
T2:I'm thinking.
T1:Not hard enough. Use that magic you're so proud of.
T2:But what spell?
T1: Use that h...
Applejack: Twilight who are you talking to?
Twilight: No one. (T1:She must not know)
"Okay, Twilight, first calm down," says another you that appeared out of nowhere.
"BUT I AM CALM AREN'T I?" you reply to it.
"No, no, no," the other Twilight replies. "You have to calm down and think."
"I'M THINKING!!!!!"
"Not hard enough. Use that magic you're so proud of."
"BUT WHAT SPELL?"
"Well its obvious isn't it? Use that h...."
"Twilight, who are you talking to?" Spike suddenly asks you from atop the stairs.
"NO ONE!!!" You reply to him. He doesn't suspect a thing.
"He must not know," the ghost of Sombra says to you.
"Okay....." Spike says to you again. Clearly he does not suspect a thing. "You know Twilight... you really should..." he begins to say before you interrupt him.
"Yes Spike," you say to him before you teleport up to the top of the stairs right in front of him and put on your sweetest smile. "What would you like to talk about?"
For whatever reason, he backs away a bit and falls on his rump. The way he looks up at you is one that you can't quite place. You still keep on your sweetest smile for him though, so you can't possibly fathom what's wrong.
Still, he's staring at you in an odd manner.
What do you do?
