Anon wants to live a simple life but ends up in Equestria with the powers of an (Eldritch) God. Weeks after his arrival, Rarity buys him a diner/bar as a welcoming gift and business franchise where she can get her clients. Anon then works at his diner/bar and successfully lives a simple life, though things get more exciting each day for every pony he meets. Anon also occasionally uses his infinite powers to poke a little fun. Good slice of life stuff.

You, the only human in all of Equestria, come back home to Twilight's castle after a night on the town and find that everycreature's favorite ponies are there having a slumber party! If you play your cards right, you might get to hug them, pet them, or maybe even...CUDDLE with them!

Cover Art by sorcerushorserus.

EDIT: Featured 4/15/18!
EDIT: Featured at #1 same day!
EDIT: Now with an AUDIO READING by Lonely Fanboy48!

Silver Spoon once had the perfect life and the perfect friend. When her friendship with Diamond Tiara cracks due to past incidents, it's only downhill from there. Will Silver Spoon be able to crawl out of this problem? Or is it all hopeless?

Thanks to TheLevelHeadedBrony, Eagle, Jack Mahoff, Soaring, and RK_Striker_JK_5 for pre-reading.

Eminem hated the parody someone made about his hit song The Real Slim Shady. He hates My Little Pony. One day after a concert he is transported to Equestria and is turned into a earth pony with gold mane, and a white coat. The only way out is to learn the true meaning of friendship. This may take awhile. Rated T just to be safe.

This story is a sequel to Dadonequus Discord (Book 1)

Originally a single shot story set in the "Dadonequus Discord" universe

Daring Do's latest adventure hit's a chaotic snag when she ends up rescuing the adopted son of Discord. Will they be able to work together to stop Ahuizotl's latest plot? Or will Anon's usual screw ups put them both in hot water?

Well, when it comes to the chaotic colt, you never know what could happen.

(Second-person fic)

You are a school-age colt who hates Hearts and Hooves Day with a passion and wishes the holiday would leave as soon as it arrives. All that changes when you run into the local bully Diamond Tiara. You say something nice to her and suddenly your world starts to change...

EDIT: Featured on 3/9!
EDIT: Third Place Winner of the Poniverse Hearts and Hooves Day Contest!

This story is a sequel to Dadonequus Discord (Book 1)

(Based in the Dadonequus Discord universe) And there are spoilers as this takes place after the story Anon arrives in Canterlot while it is under siege by the Storm King's army. Mistaking it as a certain video game villain's interdimensional crossing, he heads into the castle expecting an easy fight only to run into Tempest Shadow. Will Anon be able to defeat her and end the movie prematurely? Or will he once again screw up?

You already know the answer

This story is a sequel to Dadonequus Discord (Book 1)

With the exodus of Chrysalis, Anon's life finally starts to go back to normal. Or rather, as normal as it can be when being the adopted son of the spirit of chaos. But new problems await him. What they are? Who knows...

But that new school Twilight is having built might be a bad place to start.