//------------------------------// // I Don't Give A Buck! // Story: Eminem goes to Equestria // by TheAngryVideoGameColt //------------------------------// Eminem next day at work was easy. Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon came again ordering the same thing. Eminem gave them the usual with a side of his saliva. He still can't believe he got away with it and how those fillies weren't seeing it. However it was a nice stress reliever. He has been gone for quite a while from his world he wondered how many people and fans where worried about where he was. He wondered if they have even made it public yet or kept it a secret that he just disappeared. A few hours later Lyra put up a poster on the window that said open mic night. Eminem looked at it. He did miss rapping but he didn't think the ponies would like his music. However he saw on the poster only ponies eighteen or older may enter. Eminem would think about it Awhile later Rarity came in to the fast food restaurant. Eminem thought what was she doing her. He thought she would be ordering from a fancy restaurant then this fast food place. "I would like two hay burgers, two double hay burger, a salad, and three hay fries to go." Rarity asked then she noticed who she was talking to. "Slim, what are doing working here?" she asked with a shocked expression. "I'm here to pay rent for Twilight. Question, what are you doing ordering food from here?" Eminem asked. "My sister Sweetie Belle and her friends wanted Hay Burgers. Believe me, I hardly order food from here." Rarity said looking a the menu disgusted. "Well you'll be my last order of my shift I'm pretty much done after this. Hey, do you mind if I tag along? I promised I would hang out with your sister and her friends after my shift." Eminem asked "Of course, this will be the first time you'll see my Boutique." Rarity said excited. After Eminem made her order and gave it to her he followed Rarity to her Boutique. He saw pony manikins, nice dresses, tuxedos, and lots of other things. "Wow these clothes are beautiful you make them all yourself?" Eminem asked. "Yes I do, it is very hard but it's my destiny, because it what my cutie mark is telling me. What's yours telling you?" Rarity asked. "Oh, mine? it's.. well.. I'm... a... rapper." Eminem said. "Really? why don't you sing one of your songs?" Rarity asked. Eminem thought about it he liked rapping and he wanted to sing so bad. Before he could even say yes he started singing a verse from one of his songs: "The clock's run out time's up, over, blaow Snap back to realiy Oh, there goes gravity Oh, there goes Rabbit he choked He's so mad but he won't give up that Easy no He won't have it he knows his whole back's to these ropes it don't matter he's dope, He knows that but he's broke He's so sad that he knows when he goes back to his mobile home that's when it's, Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody he better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him." Eminem sang. Rarity looked at him with her jaw wide open. Eminem thought she didn't like it. "That was wonderful, and that was just a simple verse, oh you must sing much more." Rarity said with a smile one here face. Eminem was shocked however he knew Rarity wasn't lying with that smile. "Uh... Thanks." Eminem said surprised "By the way, where are the Cutie Mark Crusaders?" Eminem asked. "Oh there upstairs in Sweetie Belle's room, you can go play with them now, thanks for the short performance." Rarity said. Eminem went upstairs to Sweetie Belle's room and saw the girls with capes on. "What up crusaders?" Eminem asked and the Crusaders turned around. "Eminem, your here!" Sweetie Belle said excited. "We got something for you." Scootaloo said going to the drawers to get something. She came back with a cape looking like there's but much bigger. He looked at it and Scootaloo gave it to him. He looked at it with wide eyes and started to smile. He knew the Crusaders put so much work in this cape. "Thank you. This is so nice." Eminem said smiling and he put it on. "Now you're a true member of the Crusaders." Apple Bloom said. " Thanks, So you wanna go out see what we can do?" Eminem asked "Yeah." the Crusaders said in unison. Eminem said to Rarity that he was taking the Crusaders out and she said it was alright but she also said to be careful. They where going to go bowling until a salespony caught the attention. "Step right up and try the new amazing cart she drives like a dream with a wheel inside that you control! The first ride is free!" The salespony shouted catching Eminem's attention. He was shaking the keys telling any pony that they can take it for a ride. He looked at the Crusaders who smiled at him telling him to do it. He took the keys and extent the Crusaders followed him to the cart. He started driving normally at first but then started doing some twist and turns. the Crusaders where scared at first but then they started to cheer. Eminem stuck his head out doing a donut catching peoples attention. "I don't give a buck!" Eminem shouted while doing donuts. "We also don't give a buck!" the Crusaders said in unison. All of a sudden a comet fell from the sky and landed in front of the cart. It was a Pegasus, Eminem hit the brakes. Luckily the cart brakes where good, so he didn't hit the pegasus. "What did you just say Scootaloo?" An angry Rainbow Dash asked. Eminem and the Crusaders smiled nervously. They got out of the car and gave the keys to the salespony and went up to Rainbow Dash. They where in huge trouble. Later on, the Crusaders and Eminem where getting shouted by Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Twilight. "Apple Bloom, you shouldn't be saying words like that!" Applejack shouted. "Sweetie Belle, it is uncivilized to say words like that!" Rarity shouted. "Scootaloo, if you want me to train you do not speak like that again!" Rainbow Dash shouted. Twilight looked at Eminem but didn't yell. Eminem looked at her confused. She pointed at The Crusaders. Eminem watched them being yelled at. Eminem finally caught on. He should be the one being shouted at. "Stop!" Eminem shouted causing all the girls to stare at him. "I said the word and they just copied me. If you have to punish some pony then punish me." Eminem said. "Your.... telling.... the... truth.... I can feel it." Applejack said a little shocked "Slim don-." Sweetie Belle was cut off by Eminem putting a hoof over her mouth. "I'll take any punishment. Just let them off the hook." Eminem said. "You'll have to do chores for all of us." Rainbow Dash said. "I'm off tomorrow, so I'll do it." Eminem said The three mares huddled and then finally turned their attention to Eminem. "Come to the farm at six o'clock to start your chores." Applejack said. "One more question.... can I still play with The Crusaders after?" Eminem asked "Just make sure to watch your language in front of them." Rarity said. "Deal." Eminem said. After that The Crusaders where off the hook. Before Eminem left The Crusaders gave him hug and thanked him. Eminem went back home with Twilight. "I'm proud of you Slim, you where honest and took responsibility for your actions." Twilight said walking home. "Yeah I know, lets just get home, I got some chores to do tomorrow." Eminem said.