"May I take your order?" Eminem said to his Thirteenth customer today.
Then he noticed it was those three fillies again that asked him about his cutie mark at the party.
"Hey, It's Slim, Why you working here Slim?" Apple Bloom asked.
"Oh, It's you three again. Well, I'm working here because I need money. Still I never got your names, what are they?" Eminem asked.
"I'm Apple Bloom." Apple Bloom said.
"I'm Sweetie Belle." Sweetie Belle said.
I'm Scootaloo." Scootaloo said.
"And together we are, The Cutie Mark Crusaders." They said in unison
"O......kay, well, what do you won't to order?" Eminem asked.
They where about to reply until two filly's pushed them out of the way. Eminem saw one had a Diamond on her head and it was her cutie mark as well. The other one had glasses and had a spoon with a heart for a cutie mark. He realized The Cutie Mark Crusaders didn't have cutie marks.
"One order of onion hoofs and make it quick!" Diamond Tiara shouted.
"Excuse me, but these ponies where here before you two." Eminem said.
"Who cares their blank flanks, we're more important because we got our cutie marks and they don't." Diamond Tiara said.
Her and Sliver Spoon laughed. Eminem thought these girls where real jerks. The Cutie Mark Crusaders looked sad. Eminem was pissed off and was about to explode on the filly until she said one thing.
"Hurry up with my order, my dad owns this place and they hire the likes of you I mean really." Diamond Tiara said.
Eminem was real pissed but he couldn't do anything to this girl or else he would get fired so he went to go make the onion hooves. Once the onion hooves where done Eminem got an idea. He smiled devilishly and made sure no one was watching. He started spitting on Diamond Tiara's and Silver Spoon's onion hooves. He came back giving them their order trying to hold back his grin. Diamond didn't have to pay since her dad owned the place. Once Diamond and Silver soon took a bite of their onion hooves Eminem saw the saliva strings attached to the onion hooves they just ate and try to hold back his laugh. The Cutie Mark Crusaders saw it and laughed out loud they knew what Eminem did. Eminem couldn't hold back his laughter and started laughing with the Crusaders.
"What are you all laughing at?" Diamond Tiara asked.
"Oh nothing, just enjoy your onion hooves." Eminem said.
Diamond and Silver Spoon walked away eating more of their onion hooves.
"Slim, that was hilarious." Scootaloo said.
"My sister might have thought that was uncivilized, but that was funny." Sweetie Belle said.
"Yeah, that was so funny they totally deserved it." Apple Bloom said.
"Your welcome, so you three wanna order?" Eminem asked.
The Crusaders order hay burgers and once Eminem came back with them he told them he didn't spit on them. The Crusaders left with their order and the first day off the job was coming to an end.
"Well Slim, your shifts over." Hayer said.
"Thanks I'm heading home." Eminem said.
When Eminem was heading home he thought off what he did and how it reminded him of his song
"Hello Slim Shady, if that's even your real name." Applejack said.
Eminem turned around and saw Applejack glaring at him
"Hi Applejack, what can I do for you?" Eminem asked.
"Why are you lying about everything." Applejack said.
Before Eminem could answer Applejack grabbed his hoofs and tied them.
"What the buck are you doing?" Eminem shouted.
"I know the truth, you're a changeling aren't ya?" Applejack shouted.
Eminem tried to talk but Applejack taped his mouth shut before he could. Every pony was looking but Applejack told them not to interfere.
"Your going to tell me the truth about yourself Slim. If that's even your real name!" Applejack shouted dragging Eminem to the farm.
Eminem was in trouble.