//------------------------------// // You! // Story: Eminem goes to Equestria // by TheAngryVideoGameColt //------------------------------// Eminem woke up sniffing he smelled something yummy downstairs. His eyes fluttered open and when he looked around he remembered what happened last night after the concert. He was still stuck in Equestria. "Eminem wake up breakfast is ready!" Twilight shouted. Eminem decided he would eat first and see if he can find a way out of this pony world. Eminem looked at the food and gave it a confused look. "What the buck is this? You expect me to eat this manure?" Eminem shouted. "Hey man watch your language! I made the food you might as well try it." Spike said. "Yeah, try it, Spike makes a good breakfast." Twilight said while eating her sandwich. Eminem rolled his eyes and picked up a sandwich. He had no idea how he was picking it up with his hoof's but he really didn't care. He looked at the sandwich and what was inside. Inside the sandwich had daffodil's, and daisies. He took a bite and it tasted like a normal sandwich. so he ate the rest and kept eating all the weird food. It may have been weird but it tasted good to him so he didn't care. Eminem kept eating until his stomach was satisfied. "Alright Eminem, if your done eating I think it's about time we send a letter to the princess to see if she can help you get back home." Twilight said. "Yeah I guess so." Eminem said Twilight wrote the letter and showed it to Eminem to see if it was good for his standards. Dear Princess Celestia There appears to be a problem. A stallion who says he's not supposed to be a stallion and says he comes from a world called earth needs to get back to his world. I have no idea what this world he is talking about also he says he is a human being which I've never heard of before. Please write back as soon as possible if you can help us. Sincerely, Twilight Sparkle. "I guess that's good enough." Eminem said. Twilight gave the letter to Spike, then he blew fire on it and Eminem eyes widened. "What the buck! I'm about to kick you horse apples you bucking dragon! Why did you just burn the letter?" Eminem asked "Relax Eminem, he just sent the letter he has magic in his fire which sends it to the princess." Twilight said. "Uh I don't get this world and I can't even curse properly." Eminem said. "What do you mean? you just cursed at me a lot." Spike said "I was trying to say I'm about to kick you ba- ba- ba- ah pony feathers forger it." Eminem said with a mad look. "Do you mind watching your language before I wash your mouth with soup?" Twilight said. "Alright I'll try to control my language." Eminem said. Then Spike burped out a letter from the princess. Eminem just found that weird. Spike began to read it out loud. "My faithful student Twilight" "I have gotten your letter. This has happened before with another human named Lauren Faust. Please come to Canterlot as soon as possible. We must talk in privacy and I may be able to help this human." "Sincerely, Princess Celestia" "Who's Lauren?" Twilight asked. "She's the creator of this world. I read about her while researching about this show when the parody got popular." Eminem said. Twilight's eyes widened. Her mouth hung open. Eminem looked at her confused. "She is the creator of Equstria! and she lives in your world?" Twilight shouted shock. "Yup, but what is this place called Canterlot we need to get to?" Eminem said. "It's a kingdom and we can get there on a train Spike stay here and if any pony asks where I am tell them I'll be back later today." Twilgiht said. "Will do." Spike said saluting. With that Twilight and Eminem went out the door. Every pony was staring at Eminem. Ponyville was a small town so the ponies were shocked to see a new pony. Eminem decided to ignore it but on pony came up to them. "Hi Twilight who this stallion is he new to town! Oh my gosh we have to throw him a welcome to Ponyville party!" Pinkie Pie shouted. "Actually Pinkie Pie where kind of busy-" Twilight was interrupted by Eminem. "You! You're the one! You're the one that made a parody of my song!" Eminem shouted. Twilight wondered what Eminem was talking about. She was also confused when Eminem said something about a parody back at the library. "Uh what do you mean mister?" Pinkie Pie asked still smiling while Eminem was looking at her with a cold hard stare.