//------------------------------// // The Real Pink Pony // Story: Eminem goes to Equestria // by TheAngryVideoGameColt //------------------------------// "Don't play dumb with me! You know what I'm talking about!" Eminem shouted at Pinkie. "Sir, I don't understand." Pinkie said a little nervous. "You little dumb pony! You think you can make fun of me and get away with it?" Eminem shouted. "Sir, please! I'm just a super-duper party pony and I just wanted to invite you to a party." Pinkie said scared with a fake smile. "NO! Also, your parties are lame!" Eminem shouted right in Pinkie's face. Pinkie stood there wide-eyed. No one ever told her that her parties where lame. Her eyes filled up with tears and she started to cry. Eminem then saw what he did. He didn't mean for her to cry. Then he remembered that song was made by a fan not the real pink pony he was shouting at. He couldn't believe what he had done. He saw a pony walking by with some pies and got an idea. He grabbed a pie. "Hey Pinkie, watch this." Eminem said He walked up to Pinkie Pie and Smashed it in his face. Pinkie stopped crying and started to laugh. "I'm sorry about what I said. I didn't mean it." Eminem said while getting the pie off his face. "It's alright, do you still want to come to the party?" Pinkie asked "Maybe later Twilight and I need to go to Canterlot." Eminem said. "Alright, I'll get your party ready for when you come back. Also, one more thing. Can you tell me your name." Pinkie said. Eminem was going home once he and Twilight meet with the princesses. So he used a fake name just for laughs. "My name is Slim Shady." Eminem said. "Well it's nice to meet you Slim Shady. I have to get your party ready." Pinkie said and zoomed off. "What was that all about?" Twilight asked. "In my world, I made a song called The Real Slim Shady. Some fans that like your show made a parody of my song and I blamed it on Pinkie Pie because she was singing it. However it's not true in this world that she sang it." Eminem said. "What about the fake name?" Twilight asked. "It doesn't matter, once we get to Canterlot i'm going home so I just decided to say it." Eminem said. "Alright, well lets get to the train station and I'll let Pinkie down nicely that your not coming back." Twilight said. They went to the train station and Twilight bought the tickets to Canterlot and they got on board. Eminem looked out the window it was amazing how the scenery looked like. Nature everywhere. Where he travels he sees flashing lights and cars. He felt relaxed when he was looking out the window. Twilight noticed and decided not to let him out of his trance. A few hours later they made it to Canterlot. Some royal guards where waiting for them to take them to the princesses and they looked at Eminem strangely. "Don't look at me like that just escort us to the Princesses." Eminem said. The royal guards did as they where told. Eminem didn't know how the princesses look or where they lived. Once he saw the castle his eyes widened. They entered the castle and he looked everywhere. He was amazed by the windows showing pictures of amazing things. Finally they went to two big doors and entered. Standing there where two big ponies. Eminem saw one looked dark and one was bright as snow. There manes where flowing without wind which Eminem thought was weird. He saw there cutie marks as well. The one bright as snow had a sun while the one that was dark had a moon. They just stared at him and Twilight also. "Ummm, hello." Eminem said. "Are you the human?" Celestia asked. "Yes." Eminem said. "Well sir we have bad news." Luna said. "What are you two talking about?" Eminem asked. "We thought we could send you home. But apparently, our spell didn't work, the only way for you to get back home is to learn what friendship is." Celestia said. Eminem's left eye twitched. "What?" Eminem said through clenched teeth. Twilight knew what was going to happen so she covered her ears with her hooves. "What the buck did you just say lunar and solar plot? I have to learn what friendship is! That's bucking manure! You bucking princesses can't help me at all! Well buck you! Also Buck your bucking creator! I-" Eminem was cut off by Twilight covering his mouth and giving him a face telling him to shut up. "Where sorry mister, um, whats your name?" Celestia asked a little nervous because of Eminem's outbreak. "Slim Shady." Eminem said. "Well Slim Shady, I'm sorry, but we did all that we could do. Lauren knew what friendship was, so she left quickly and easily. However, you're stuck here until you learn what friendship is." Celestia said. "That may take awhile. So where am I going to stay solar plot?" Eminent asked. "He will stay with me and watch your language." Twilight said. "Fine." Eminem said. "Very well, and one more thing Silm my name is-." Celestia was cut off by Eminem. "Yeah yeah I know it's Celestia." Eminem said. "What's this other one named?' Eminem asked. Luna spoked up, "It's Luna." In the end Twilight and Eminem left Canterlot and headed back home. "Listen, if your going to stay with me you will have to pull your own weight." Twilight said on the train. "What do you mean by that?" Eminem asked. "You got to clean up after yourself, be nice , don't be a potty mouth, and pay to stay in my home." Twilight said. "How? I don't have a job to earn money." Eminem said. "I will find you one. Now get ready, remember, Pinkie Pie is throwing you a welcome to Ponyville party." Twilight said smirking. Eminem pouted, he was going to be here for a while.