//------------------------------// // I'm Slim Shady // Story: Eminem goes to Equestria // by TheAngryVideoGameColt //------------------------------// The next day Eminem got his paycheck in the mail and gave it to Twilight. "This will do for this week." Twilight said. It was still the weekend so Eminem decided to play with the Crusaders again. Eminem asked Applejack where they where. She said they might be at the club house. Eminem found the club house and sure enough they where there. "Hello." Eminem said when he entered the club house causing the Crusaders to turn around. They where surprised to see Eminem at there club house. "Hey Slim, nice to see you here." Apple Bloom said. Eminem saw a list of many pictures of places that had x's over them. "What's this list all about?" Eminem asked. "It's where we try to find our special talent. You're not from our world, so let me explain. When a pony finds something they're special at, they get there cutie marks, like the one you have on your flank." Apple Bloom said. Eminem knew now that the Crusaders haven't found there special talent. Eminem felt sorry for them, but then Sweetie Belle started talking. "Hey Eminem, my sister said your cutie mark is rapping, so can you sing us one of your songs?" Sweetie Belle asked. Eminem did want to sing but he wanted to sing with a beat and ask The Crusaders a question. "Is there a place with beats, that I can make and sing to?" Eminem asked. "Yeah, Vinyl has a store that can do stuff like that and the first time is free." Scootaloo said Once that was said Eminem and the Crusaders went to Vinyl's store to hear Eminem sing. When they entered, they saw a lot of ponies singing in rooms through the glass. However, the rooms where sound proof so they couldn't hear them. Eminem went up to Vinyl, who had her headphones and glasses on looking at a magazine behind the counter "Hello! Can you hear me!!" Eminem shouted at Vinyl who had her music way to loud. Eminem saw she had wireless headphones and saw a jukebox near the counter. He went to the jukebox and saw the song selected was dub step. Eminem changed it to classical music. When Vinyl heard the music made a disgusted face and yanked her headphones off her ears. "Hey what happened to the wubs? the only classical music I can handle is Octavia's." Vinyl said. "Sorry for changing the music, but I needed to get your attention. I want a room that can fit me and my friends here, one where you can make your own beat, and one where you can record." Eminem said. "Oh sure, here's a key It's door B-13 now excuse me while I change back my music." Vinyl said going back to the jukebox to change it back to dub step. Once Eminem and the Crusaders where in the room they locked the doors and Eminem started working on the beat. "Slim, are we going to sing with you?" Sweetie Belle asked. "Yeah, you are." Eminem said giving the Crusaders paper with lyrics. "You all got a part so just follow me and the beat and you'll be fine, this song is classic where I come from. I made it and it was a hit. Apple Bloom you'll start us off." Eminem said. With that Eminem started the beat and Apple Bloom sang the first lines: "May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here.." Apple Bloom sang. "Y'all act like you never seen a white pony before Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door And started whooping her plot worse than before They first were divorced, throwing her over furniture" Eminem sang. Eminem and the Crusaders started to sing there parts and were having a great time. In the store, some ponies where hearing noises coming from the door where the Crusaders and Slim Shady where singing in. However, it seemed impossible not even Vinyls beat could be heard through those sound proof doors. Eminem and the Crusaders started glowing even brighter starting to catch every ponies attention even Vinyl's. The ponies in the store saw the door burst open with the noise even making Vinyl's headphones come off and her glasses break. Every single window broke and the music was being heard all over Ponyville. The glow engulfed The Crusaders and Eminem. The glow finally dispersed reviling The Crusaders and Eminem as humans. Every pony gasped wondering what they turned into. "Ha ha Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up." Eminem said. Every pony stomped their hoofs on the ground once the song was over and some ponies came inside to see what was going on. The Mane Six came in and saw Slim and The Crusaders as humans. Finally, Eminem and The Crusaders turned back into ponies. They looked around and bowed. This was a day Eminem and The Crusaders will never forget.