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CategoricalGrant


"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Roselucky Seven

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You, the only human in all of Equestria, come back home to Twilight's castle after a night on the town and find that everycreature's favorite ponies are there having a slumber party! If you play your cards right, you might get to hug them, pet them, or maybe even...CUDDLE with them!

Cover Art by sorcerushorserus.

EDIT: Featured 4/15/18!
EDIT: Featured at #1 same day!
EDIT: Now with an AUDIO READING by Lonely Fanboy48!

Chapters (9)
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Comments ( 80 )

20% More Cuddles :rainbowkiss:

Short, but cute~ I love these "Choose Your Own Adventure" type stories. You've got a lot of potential~

There's too much adorable here! Help!

In all seriousness, great writing for each of them. Spot on.

Dan

Great premise and structure. But there are so many other ponies who deserve to be included. Let me be the first to request further chapters with the Princesses and Crusaders and anthrophile-Lyra and Moondancer and Fizzlepop and Zecora and Cheerilee and Big Mac (no homo) and Discord and a batpony OC and the Dazzlings and the other Pie sisters.

THIS IS YOUR BEST STORY EVER!!!! *SQUEES*
THANK YOU FOR WRITING IT!!!!*Bearhugs CGrant*:rainbowkiss::yay::pinkiehappy: x infinity

WHERE ARE THE WING HUGS

I FEEL BETRAYED

A cuddle story by Categorical Grant?

Make way, everyone! I'm here for a dose of fluff! :pinkiecrazy:

Once I get the time, sadly.

Best Future!

FEATURED!!!!!! :yay::pinkiehappy::twilightsmile::raritystarry: x infinifity

That's Rainbow, tough on the outside but soft on the Inside.

This is a public service announcement: Awwww, also, FLOOF.

This is the end of this public service announcement.

So nice and cute! Reminds me of that Pony Cafe Story

This does not surprise me in the slightest.

That’s my AJ

I desperately needed this after reading a horribly depressing fic.

Pinky pie is best pone
Will preform all cuddles

You wrote Rarity very well here. I thought she might've been a bit more fussy but you wrote her as I always think of her. Nice work!

Aww Pinks, you cuddled your way into my heart.

Much cuteness. Very floof. So cuddles.

Yay?
I don't trust the others, so Flutters it is!

:pinkiecrazy:
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...
Oh wait...
It is..

The ‘We mostly cuddle at night…Mostly.’

Thanks, Newt.

“Are the revenuers here? Did they find me?”

And here for a minute I forgot what a rampant libertarian you are. :derpytongue2:

You narrow your eyes. “I’m missing some context here and I won’t be commenting further until I get it.”

Wow, you made us smarter than most people.

It’s going to go sideways if spooning happens. The morning will be just as bad; fights over who gets the first dawn snuggles.

Very interesting. I snuggled everypo—everycreature in the end.

After a long night out on the town in Ponyville, you fling open the doors and step into Ponyville Castle.

...Don't tell me what to do, you commie scum. :trixieshiftright:

I’ll might do a fanfic reading of this entire fanfic.

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There's a choose-your-own-adventure brony cafe story? ><
That's what I'm in the middle of writing at the moment...

Also I've only read Twilight's bit so far, but this was delightful. Your writing's really good!

Now forgive me if I'm wrong, but I'm getting the feeling that it's not Spike's fault.

Anybody else?

I just cuddled with my fav option! :yay:

I wish I could like this story more than once.

This is cool. I’m gonna go through all of the ponies.

9567599
Yeah, she seemed way more open then the show lets on.

Almost done all of them and it’s so cute!

9568209
OwO u just did by leaving a nice comment! :heart:

9568014
*КАТЮША begins loudly playing in distance*

Like sleeping on a cotton candy cloud.

9567755
I say we take off and nuke all of fimfiction from orbit; it's the only way to be sure.

Read them all and it was very good! I was most impressed that you managed to make the different cuddles varied and not repetitive. That's no small feat! I think I loved Starlight and Trixie the most, but it would have been great to see a continuation of Spike's with Rarity and Dash.

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Wait, wait, wait! We are talking about billions upon billions of horsewords here! You can’t make a descision like that; you’re just a grunt! ... No offense.

(If you take a look back through all my MLP 40K fics, you’ll probably notice the liberal smattering of aliens references)

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*sighs* ... *Starts up the T-34*

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