What would you do, if you met a pony who was at once your brother, and yet not? Applebuck wishes to reunite with his 'Cousin JayJay', and braves the dimensional divide to reach his goal. But being a small foal, how will he deal with a world in which everything is flipped? His friends, his family, and even... himself?

An ordinary story author named Tim thrusts himself into his Equestria that he's written and has decided to force his OC, Blue Breeze, into doing what he himself has always wanted to do and have his very own cooking show. Things can only go downhill from there.

This story is basically a parallel dimension to the other Blue Breeze centered stories I've done, meaning while it has all the same characters and couples, none of this is canon to those stories.

Some ponies might think working in a mattress store would be one of the easiest jobs in Equestria.
Clearly, they've never worked in a mattress store in Ponyville.
This is a story about Lazy Days, a pony who could really use some sleep himself, running his store and dealing with the eternal what-the-buckery that is Ponyville and its citizens.

(Characters will be added as they appear.)

Every once in a while there is one character that defies all explanation and baffles the minds of geniuses the world over. Today, two such characters will be thrown into the field and all will find out who will win.

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And remember... this is what I came up with without the hidden stash. Just goes to show you that you don't need to be high to produce something regrettable.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic belongs to Hasbro Studio.
Death Battle belongs to Screw Attack.
Other properties belong to their respective owners.
Rated Teen for mentions of weapons and use of the word h-e-double-hockey-stick.

Edit:
February 6, 2013: Remember back in last April when I thought this was going to be a one-shot?
Neither do I.

July 16, 2013: I hope I haven't made a terrible mistake by allowing fan fic suggestions for combatants. It'll take me forever to read through all of those works for potential abilities used. In other words, updating will happen at a pace that makes a snail appear to be performing a Sonic Rainboom. Oh well. It is what it is.

March 24, 2015: Spoilers are imminent when diving into this at any given point.

June 9, 2015: I may not respond to every comment, but I will read them. The same applies to any suggestions made in comments or PMs.
-Corollary (October 11, 2015): Multiple comments from the exact same user saying the exact same match up will not make the suggested battle happen any sooner. In fact, it may just deter me from even considering writing it at all. Please do not spam the comment section. Thank you.

==Originally written spring 2011== Equestria Daily Post==
GLaDOS is free of Chell, free to continue testing, when she discovers a portal gun Wheatley tried to repair with duct tape. When the portal gun catastrophically fails, the enrichment center, GLaDOS, and Chell are literally dropped in the middle of Equestria. The mute test subject soon finds the world of ponies far more welcoming than the human world. But GLaDOS sees possibilities. Let the testing begin... for science.

When a freak reading accident causes Twilight to be admitted to the Ponyville hospital, Rainbow Dash is right by her side. Compelled by a sense of duty and repayment, she takes it upon herself to cheer up her friend.

The more you comment the more I will write!

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>Twilight and the Doctor must travel through many dimensions through time and space to save their own. Collecting special magical fragments along the way, they meet some... Interesting characters (Quite literally). This story is based on comments, and suggestions from the fans. Any game you guys ask for that's popular enough, I will write it.
EDIT: Minecraft has been shortened to one chapter.

When the forces of Outworld threaten to absorb Equestria, the Princesses must make an emotionally difficult choice. Several ponies are required to participate in the deadly Mortal Kombat tournament for the safety of their realm. After many rounds, only one Equestrian remains: Tundra. She never asked for this task, but it was her fate.

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The idea has been nagging me for a bit. Since I'm not expecting a whole lot out of it, this will be a one-shot.

If you're not a fan of violence, I strongly suggest you look elsewhere.

As always, all properties belong to their respective owners.

The Following takes place after Pinknesia: The Darker Descent.

Canterlot has been saved...The Entity defeated...and the lives of many restored. Celestia raises the sun...Luna raises the moon, and for once in six years in an age of blood and misery...Canterlot and Ponyville knows a peace that hasn't been seen for years and years. Quill and Twilight are set to be married, and Applejack is still trying to find the courage to tell Rainbow how she really feels.

But what about dear Scootaloo...a mare, grown now, in her own right? What does she...a year after succumbing and returning from death, have to say about Pinkie Pie, her mother who is believed to be dead? No body, no proof, no forgiveness. Under her smile, under her eyes, under her coat...a darkness emanates. Anger...and Despair, rocking her to her very soul. She is hell bent on finding Pinkie Pie, and NOTHING will stand in her way. What lengths will she go to, to find the mother she loves, and bring her home? Nopony knows...come now, watch...and listen...as we witness The Darkest Descent of them all...of a mare named Scootaloo.

Rainbow is depressed after she is unable to join the Wonderbolts. Her friends get her a ticket to an air show on Earth to cheer her up. She unexpectedly falls in love with jets, and decides that she wants to be a pilot no matter what it takes. She'll need education, training, and more than a little luck.