//------------------------------// // It Begins // Story: Cooking with the Author and OC // by Blue Breeze //------------------------------// Author's Note: I HIGHLY recommend reading my other stories, or at least 'Continuing the Dream' to understand what's going on in this story. Other than that, let the disaster begin. Now, on with the story(I love this gag). (Picture of me.) This is probably the worst idea to ever come to Equestria. A human author hosting a cooking show with his OC. That's idiotic. So, why is it happening? Because I don't give any fucks. This is something I've wanted to do for a long time, and damn it, I'm gonna do it. I prepare the cameras and lights as Blue Breeze just stands there and scowls at me. Glad to see he's along for the ride. "Okay, ten seconds to show time, Blue." I say. "Tim, there is no way I'm getting infront of that camera." he says. "Why not?" "Why not?! This is your stupid dream, not mine. You still have yet to make mine happen." "Where would the fun in that be?" Blue facehoofs. "Ugh, how did this whole mess even start in the first place?" "Well, my blue friend, allow me to show you through the power of flashback." "Oh great." In the beginning... Well, of this story's plot at least I sit at my laptop as I finish publishing yet another chapter of one of my stories for nearly the one hundreth time. "And... publish." I say to myself. "Well... now what?" I get up from my couch and head into the kitchen to grab a soda. I think to myself as I am now bored. 'Writing fanfiction is fun and all, and I love writing stuff for my fans, but it sure gets boring once I'm done. Plus, while I love writing my current stories, it does get kinda dull to just keep going at the same story or stories about the same character for so long. Maybe I should do something different, but a bit more than just those movie reviews I do on my blog. What to do? What to do? I'm not exactly that good at writing outside those stories, but I feel like something different.' I tap my chin as I onder over what to do. Crossover? Nah. Human in Equestria? Been done to death. Gore fic? Hell no. Clop? No fucking way! 'Man, thinking outside my element is hard. Maybe I'll just do a quick movie review real fast.' I take a seat down as I begin typing up my next blog. As I write, it finally hits me. 'Wait, I've got it! If I can use my author powers to pull Blue Breeze out into this world for the reviews, then I should also be able to use them to put myself in Equestria.' I stop my idea for a second as a thought comes to mind. 'But I don't wanna do just any old Human in Equestria story. I want this to be unique.' I start thinking again as I try to come up with a Human in Equestria story that's never been done, or at the very least I've never seen, before. "Ding." I say, immitating the noise a lightbulb makes like in the cartoons. Now, I've got my idea. Blue and the gang are just gonna love this. And if they don't, oh well, I'm the author, it's my story. Now, to get to Equestria. How am I gonna do that, you ask. It's magic. I ain't gotta explain shit. Over in Equestria Blue Breeze, Zephyr, Ice, and Drax all sit at their house, bored out of their minds. For them either things or too crazy, or things are too boring. They can never really seem to catch a break. Suddenly, Blue gets this strange feeling. "Huh." he says. "What is it, Blue?" Zephyr asks him. "Suddenly I got this strange feeling that I need to go out to the edge of town. I don't know why though." "Yeah, me too." "Me three." Ice says. "It's strange. So do I." Drax says. The four stallions get up from their seats, not really knowing why, but going on their way out to the edge of town. As they walk, Blue tries to think of what could be causing these strange feelings of theirs. He has one idea, and if he's right, there's gonna be hay to pay. Back on Earth I smile to myself. "Alright, they're on their way over. Guess I better go inside to meet 'em." I say to myself. Using my abilities as an author, I insert myself into Equestria, in the middle of Ponyville to be exact. I look around and see a bunch of ponies frozen in place from fear. Shit! I forgot Blue Breeze is the only one who I've revealed myself to. Guess I should've thought that out better. "The horror! The horror!" Lily shouts over-dramatically. Damn it! From her little freak out, everypony around starts running inside their houses, locking their doors and pulling in their welcome mats too. Why do they take their mats in anyway? It's already pretty obvious I'm not welcome. I sigh to myself as I start walking down to where I had Blue and the others go to. "One minute here and things are already going bad. Oh well. If this doesn't work, I can always just erase their memories." Over towards the outside of town, Blue and his friends run into the rest iof their group: Vinetion, Fern, Orion, Dark Lightning, Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Applejack, Octavia, Vinyl, Spitfire, and Fleur . Geez, is that a mouth-full and a half. Everypony looks at each other in confusion, now more confused as to what's going on than ever before. "What is everypony doing out here?" Blue asks the group. "No bucking clue, man. I just had this feeling in the back of my head telling me to come out here." Dark says. Everypony else starts saying the same thing to one another. Blue taps his chin as he thinks. His eyes widen as he realizes it. "Oh no. Please tell me this isn't his doing." "Who, Blue? What are you thinking?" Dash asks him. He sighs in exasperration. "Tim." "Well, I'm glad to see you remember me, Blue." I say as I walk up behind them. Everypony turns around and looks at me as if I am an alien, which to them I pretty much am. "Well, it's pretty hard to forget your creator." he says. "Creator?! What the buck does that mean?!" Zephyr asks. "And is he a human? I thought humans were just a myth." Vine says. "Ah, far from it, my dear Vinetion. We humans are quite real and plentiful. Isn't that right, Blue?" "Alright, you better start talking before I start holding Equestria's first human funeral!" Dash threatens. "Calm down, Dash. Tim may be annoying, but he's pretty harmless." "Yes, allow me to explain to you all." I begin telling them about Earth and it's many wonders. I tell them about My Little Pony, which gives them all a huge surprise. I get an even more surprised crowd when I tell some of them that they are OC's created by people I'm good friends with. "And that's basically it." I finish. "Wow. That's incredible. A world outside of Equestria that fully knows about it and watches it." Twilight says. "I'm still skeptical. Is that really true?" Vine says. I look at Blue and we exchange nods. "It's all true, Vine. I've seen it myself." he says. "Well, if you say so, but that doesn't really explain why you're here." she says to me. "Ah, I'm glad you asked. Everypony, I have come here to Equestria to start my very own cooking show with Blue Breeze." They all look at me with their mouths agape in complete in shock. Yeah, I guessed they would react like that. Only question is, what are they gonna say next?