//------------------------------// // Lightning Round: ~We Are Number One~ *Punch!* // Story: The Moment No Pony was Waiting For (A Death Battle Parody) // by TundraStanza //------------------------------// While I normally recommend setting the "Formatting" to "Dark", choose whatever you can to comfortably read the following. All properties belong to their respective owners. Possible spoilers to those that haven't watched the Season 6 finale of MLP:FiM. --- Burst Lightning Round Here, all the battles are conducted without waiting for the analysis! All fighters! All action! No research! Lightning Round! Start the clock and... Go! --- ---Saitama vs. Everypony--- (One Punch Man vs. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) There's a large cast of characters from the show as the camera zooms by all of them. Heroes, villains, background characters, side characters, and even a bunch of monsters are all gathered within the same five hundred miles from each other. Is this meant to be a battle royale? Actually, no. Their opponent is that caped baldy standing on a hill. "Soka." Here we go! Fight! "You're kidding," says Nightmare Moon in disbelief. "You're kidding right?" She gets punched into obliteration by a red-gloved fist. "Hey!" yells Applejack. Saitama pulverizes the Mane Six, one after the other. He doesn't even look like he's trying. "Hey!" Scootaloo flutters her wings furiously. However, she gets punched off her scooter. Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Babs Seed find themselves getting punched to pieces along with their wagon. Diamond Tiara, the rest of the school body, and their playground get wrecked. Old Starlight Glimmer laughs and leads her town of equal ponies against the man. However, his slowest consecutive punches make quick work of them and her. Trixie takes charge of the next advance. Unfortunately, she doesn't account for her accomplices as Snips steps on a tree branch. She harshly shushes the colt, but to no avail. Saitama defeats them with a punch. Not even Zen-Snails stands a chance against the incoming red glove. The sirens try to sing a verse that goes something like: "~Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah... Ah, ah... we are number one.~" What's left of their corpses flop back into the water after Saitama beats them. Chrysalis takes the time to transform into an elderly pony, hoping not to get beat up. The man simply scratches his ear and says something with subtitles that read, "Cross the street yourself, you old croon." The changeling queen doesn't take this too well and attempts a sneak attack. Saitama thinks of something else and turns around with an index finger pointed. However, Chrysalis runs right into the finger and explodes on contact. Braeburn leads Appleloosa with a barrage of apple pies. Saitama doesn't even flinch. He casually walks through the assault and lightly taps each of the ponies on the head. Each falls over with either Xs or spirals in their eyes. Discord laughs as he forces an unequal truce with Celestia and Luna. They all apply magical enchantments on a large net. Once they spot Saitama, they toss it at him. The man stops in place and scratches his head. When the net makes contact with the back of his hand, it splits into three. The three nets fly back into the air and each entangle one of the enchanters. Unfortunately, they've made the nets so magic-proof that none of them can get out with their usual methods. In the next wave, Zecora has somehow taken charge of some specially animated timberwolves. From the other side of the path, King Thorax is leading his new changeling subjects. They each order their armies to group tackle the enemy. For some reason, the man chooses that very minute to go for a jog. This leads the timberwolves and pretty changelings to all smash into each other. It leaves behind a lot of broken wood and possibly some broken bones on the respective sides. "What are you doing?" "What are you doing?" Zecora and Thorax ask each other simultaneously. With each new drumbeat in the sound booth, Saitama punches another character to death. Twist. Flash Sentry. Cadance. Shining Armor. Tirek. Doc. Muffins. Lemon Heart. Lyra. Minuette. Twinkleshine. Moondancer. Sweetie Drops. Cranky and Matilda. Sassy Saddles. Lightning Dust. Gilda. Gabby. Cerberus. Bug-bear. Harry. Angel. Spike. Ember. Garble. Torch. "My past is not today!" Poor Sunset Shimmer doesn't stand a chance against that punch. The dude pony falls. The Tantabus gets wrecked. Cheese Sandwich gets fried. Tree Hugger gets baked. The Yaks get destroyed. Saddle Arabia gets wiped off the map. Even a few characters that really shouldn't be here start falling such as Mary Sue the alicorn, Anon the green human, and Donut Steele (basically the Duke Nukem Forever of the fandom). After a bunch more characters get singular-punched to death, the last two shake in fear. With two last punches, Saitama defeats the Larson-bat-pony and Fausticorn. Hey! Hey! Do I even need to say who won here? I think it's kind of obvious. Oh, very well. This Lightning Round's winner is... ~ONE PUNCH!~ ---