A/N: Okay, I should give you all a fair warning. I have no idea where I'm going with this chapter. Just know that the end result might not be pretty. All right, now that that's been said...
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The Moment No Pony was Waiting For (7)
---Death Battle---
Okay, no! Director, you allowed Trixie to be WAY overpowered in the last battle. She wouldn't stand a chance against... what?
We're on in 10? *sigh* Fine. But I'm warning you, director.
Various teams from the media appear on screen.
W starts off with, "Every great team in history was known to have a great leader."
B adds, "Like Blossom of the Powerpuff Girls."
"And Twilight Sparkle of the bearers of Harmony."
"He's W and I'm B."
"And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle."
---Death Battle---
The title card parts to reveal a small girl in a pink dress and a red bow.
W introduces, "Made from sugar, spice, everything nice, and chemical X, Blossom and her sisters Bubbles and Buttercup form the Powerpuff Girls, the heroes of the city of Townsville."
B states, "The city has been targeted by a green monkey, a hill-billy bigfoot, giant monsters, a chick with hair issues, and even the devil himself. But the girls kick all of their hindquarters."
Stats appear onscreen as W talks about them.
"Since she was created from chemical X, Blossom has a wide variety of superpowers including super strength, laser vision, sonic screaming, and flight. One power that's unique to Blossom is her ice breath, since neither of her sisters can duplicate it."
"Blossom is considered the "smart one", so she takes care of most of the planning before taking action."
"She's considered the most level-headed and mature of the group and often acts as the peacemaker in familial debates. Despite this, she is constantly arguing with Buttercup for not seeing her analytical approach and she gets fussy when things aren't orderly."
"Sounds like your last ex-girlfriend, right W?"
"Right. Wait, no!"
A scene where Blossom has been imprinted into a wall shows her saying, "Why do they always pick the hard way?"
---Death Battle---
A portrait of a lavender unicorn pony with a purple mane and pink highlights enters the screen.
"Personal student of Princess Celestia of Equestria," W begins "Twilight Sparkle and her five friends form the team known as the Elements of Harmony."
"They live in the town of Ponyville," continues B, "which is constantly in danger from dragons, giant bears, animal stampedes, and the occasional super villain or two."
A stat screen appears as W picks up the pace.
"Twilight is an avid spell-caster. After studying from countless tomes, she has mastered several types of magic including levitation, teleportation, illumination, magic shields, wind conjuration, and various object summoning."
"She's also learned forbidden enchantments like the Want-it-need-it, which makes anyone and everyone fall in love with whatever she's enchanted."
"Twilight is often considered the most level-headed and organized out her group of 6. Her intellect and analytical thought processes seem to match this consideration and she's often the first to make plans for dealing with the town's problems. Despite this, she has more often than not questioned Pinkie Pie's non-analytical ideas and gets frustrated when things are disorderly."
"Now why does that sound familiar?"
"Twilight is obsessed with punctuality. Should her schedule be thrown off or a deadline missed, she starts acting vain and overbearing on details that others would see as ridiculous and unnecessary."
"The Element of Magic has O.C.D."
"Yet she's always willing to learn a new lesson about the magic of friendship."
A clip shows Twilight Sparkle saying, "We've learned that friendship isn't always easy. But there's no doubt it's worth fighting for."
---Death Battle---
W declares, "All right, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all."
B yells, "Let's get ready for a Death Battle!"
---Death Battle---
Blossom is seen flying over a section of land that has structures similar to Townsville's architecture. A twinkle of light catches the corner of her eye and she goes to investigate the source. It seems a lavender unicorn has appeared on one of the streets. Good thing there's no traffic right now.
"FIGHT!"
"Wait, time out!" both combatants shout as they go off opposite sides of the screen. Twilight pulls out a quill pen and a piece of parchment while Blossom uses a stick with the gravelly ground. They seem to be doing various calculations.
"Let's see, if I just levitate the leptons...," Twilight says to herself.
"If I triangulate the trajectory...," Blossom muses to herself.
Do you have any idea what they're talking about?
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A/N: No, I don't.
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Me neither.
It seems that the two geniuses need a little time to plan their patterns of attack. Hums and ah-has are heard as they keep writing their plans out.
"Got it!" they shout simultaneously before returning to the original starting point of the fight. Hm... maybe we should start from the top.
"FIGHT!"
Twilight releases a volley of reddish magic bolts while Blossom counters with her own volley of laser eyes. The collisions provide a nice, low-air fireworks display. They continue this volley boxing as they circle each other.
Blossom breaks away from the dance first, flying high above the nearest skyscraper. With the range getting longer and the aim getting less precise, Twilight disappears in a flash of light before reappearing at the top of one of the skyscrapers. With her enemy closer, she attempts her volley of magic missiles again.
The Powerpuff leader dodges each of the blasts before releasing a high pitched scream. The resonating sound waves are visible and blue and start to shake the entire building. The skyscraper's foundation begins to crumble just as Twilight realizes what's going on.
"Wah!" yelps the unicorn as she vanishes in a poof of light. She appears on a building two blocks away. As she begins to catch her breath, a familiar scream can be heard. This building is falling too. She teleports to the next building. This process keeps repeating itself ten times. At this point, Twilight simply teleports back to ground level.
As per the next part of her strategy, Twilight conjures her wind spell which blows at a much faster speed than what she was capable of doing before. Blossom is struggling to fight the strong wind as she attempts to fly toward her opponent. She suddenly gets a new idea. She starts blowing and ice crystals start to take the shape of the gale winds. As the frost surrounds her, it starts solidifying into a shape that reduces wind resistance. While this forces her flight path slightly downward, she is certainly making more progress.
Noticing that her wind spell isn't having as great an effect, Twilight switches her focus to form a giant bubble of magic around herself. Without the gale wind to fight against, Blossom's horizontal flight speed increases exponentially. She's on a collision course with Twilight's current location. The unicorn appears to be straining, as if her energy is just about used up.
The half-frozen Powerpuff collides with the magic shield head-on. Time holds still for the two as they both strain themselves in regards to the shield. It shows signs of cracking as Twilight finally loses her hold. The bubble is shattered and she collapses onto the ground as Blossom lands heavily a couple feet away. The ice on her body breaks as she lands. Both the unicorn and the Powerpuff are breathing heavily, but only the Powerpuff is standing.
If my calculations are correct, thinks Twilight, I only have enough left for... that spell. She was hoping it didn't have to come to this, but now she has no choice.
As Blossom braces herself for what could be a trap, a light starts surrounding the unicorn's horn and body. Within a couple seconds, she's gone. Twilight is no longer on the stage of battle. Blossom falls back into a sitting position still breathing heavily.
"K.O.!"
---Death Battle---
"Aw, c'mon," whines B, "I wanted to see some blood shed."
W reflects the situation of the entire match, "Both fighters had plenty of intellect and planning ready after a minute of critical thinking. However, Blossom has more experience improvising in the heat of battle. While Twilight's magic is powerful, she can only use so much of it in a single time period without exhausting herself. That last teleportation spell will probably leave her unconscious when she arrives home."
"Her white light was her white flag."
"The winner is Blossom." A picture of Blossom with her name underneath appears onscreen.
---Death Battle---
"Special thanks to all those who offered their voice talents in this episode," says W.
"Thanks for watching," acknowledges B.
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A/N: This chapter was made for a request. I apologize if it doesn't meet their expectations. But, I wasn't really keen on sending it in any other direction.
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