The Moment No Pony was Waiting For (A Death Battle Parody)

by TundraStanza


Chapter 18: Outtakes and Shenanigans

A/N: I'm running into a bit of a mental barrier envisioning Kefka fighting in any manner besides a turn-based battle. While I try to work around that, enjoy some randomness since I have no idea what the actual Death Battle gag reels are like.
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The moment No Pony was Waiting For (Intermission)

---Death Battle---
Outtake #1: The Teleporter Belt Problem

"FIGHT!"

Deadpool tries to activate his teleporter belt. Unfortunately, he forgot that he already used it twice today. At first nothing happens. Then, he's surrounded by a yellow electrical current and he appears to fall over from dizziness.

Pinkie Pie looks at him with a confused look on her face. A question mark appears above her. Then she grabs the question mark and pokes Deadpool with it.

"Hey! Are you okay? Why are you sleeping? Silly, man. It's not nap time yet."

---Death Battle---
Outtake #2: That's No Moon...

"FIGHT!"

Saix gathers energy as he says, "Do you feel it? The moon's power!" He starts levitating as he cries, "Moon, shine down!"

A wide, white beam of light seems to flare down, causing Saix to look like a charcoal briquette in the shape of his body.
The sight is enough to make Nightmare Moon burst out laughing. She no longer feels hatred and reverts to her Princess Luna form. The Night Princess is giggling like a filly.

---Death Battle---
Outtake #3: Background Shuffle

"No," drones Discord as he snaps his fingers. The background becomes an arctic tundra.

"No," he says again. Another snap changes the setting to the Sahara desert.

"No." Snapping makes it an underwater tunnel.

"No." Another snap changes it into a picture of the director's bedroom.

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A/N: What the heck? How did you get here?
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"No," says the draconequus as he snaps again. The background changes to a Nascar track.

"No." The setting changes to a Star Trek spacecraft interior.

"No." He snaps again.

---Death Battle---
Outtake #4: Whoever Dealt It...

Surprisingly, Kirby unleashes 'the Stare' as well. Fluttershy's Stare and Kirby's Stare fill the air with seismic energy. The battle field starts to shake and tremble.

We pan out to the planetary camera that has the whole world in view. It starts shaking rapidly until...
A noise of flatulence is heard.

We zoom back in to the open field and see a rather brown cloud of mist floating around the area. Both combatants are coughing a lot. Phew! Since when do planets eat burritos? What a stink!

---Death Battle---
Outtake #5: I Could Go Supersonic

"Now it's time to get serious!" declares the blue hedgehog. He crosses his arms before parting them a few seconds later. The Chaos Emeralds grant him a gold quill color and red eyes.

The 7-colored pony performs a similar motion with her front hooves. Upon doing so, her mane stands up spikier than usual. Her cyan coat has turned pure white. Her eyes are golden.

"You can't go super," points out Sonic.

"I know, but that would be so awesome," breathes Rainbow Dash.

"Can't argue with that," chuckles Sonic.

---Death Battle---
Outtake #6: It's Our Job...

A blue-flame maned black unicorn states, "I'm F and she's N and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle."

The stallion pulls out a cigarette that lights automatically when it reaches his mouth. The black alicorn filly with a purple mane and turqoise headband next to him just sits there shyly.

"Hey! Get out of our seats!" shouts B.

"You'll never take us alive!" shouts F as he grabs N and runs out laughing maniacally.

---Death Battle---
Outtake #7: Time Out For a Second...

"FIGHT!"

"Wait, time out!" shout the unicorn and Powerpuff simultaneously. They race off opposite sides of the screen.

Oh, why didn't I go before I came here? they think inside their respective portable potties.

---Death Battle---
Outtake #8: It's-a Me...

"Who goes there?" declares the sorcerer of Outworld.

"It is I, Shang Tsung!" declares the sorcerer look-alike.

"Oh, very well. Carry on."

"Thank you." The look-alike walks behind the sorcerer and punts him away. It then resumes its default form as Queen Chrysalis. She giggles quite cutely for an evil changeling.

---Death Battle---
Outtake #9: Gee, Tough Crowd

"Girls! Our comedy routine!" exclaims Applebloom.

"Huh?" say the confused two fillies. But then it hits them, "Oh!"

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"...so I tell the guy, 'That's not a draconequus. That's my husband'," Scootaloo says the punchline. Sweetie Belle plays off the rim shot on her drums.

The opposing trio gives unamused looks.

"That wasn't funny," says Shock.

"Boo, you suck!" shouts Lock as he throws a pumpkin bomb at the crusaders. The fillies scatter as they let out a yell.

---Death Battle---
Outtake #10: Gem Spell Malfunction

Amy Rose pulls out her Piko Piko Hammer before performing a spin dash. She spins toward Rarity who can't seem to activate her gem-finding spell. The pink hedgehog crashes into the alabaster unicorn and they both go flying into the wall. After sliding to the ground, they both groan in pain.

"Suddenly, green mane hair doesn't sound so bad," mutters Rarity.

"I'm sure Sonic can take care of himself," mutters Amy.

---Death Battle---
Outtake #11: Join Me, Bruce!

Princess Celestia of Equestria starts singing a little tune.
The Hulk sings harmonies.

~(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared its magic with me.
Big adventure, tons of fun,
A beautiful heart, faithful and strong.
Sharing kindness, it's an easy feat.
And magic makes it all complete, yeah!
(My Little Pony)
Do you know you're all my very best friends?~

---Death Battle---
Outtake #12: It's Dangerous in There

The background turns dark and the draconequus finds himself looking at a red fetus known as Giygas.

Discord stares for a bit before snapping his fingers. He has teleported somewhere with a white background.

"I need an adult," he whimpers as he curls up in a fetal position. That position looks really weird when applied to a serpentine body.

---Death Battle---
Outtake #13: Maybe I should have held back...

The farmer pony recoils but manages to counter with a few headbutts and tail whips. Chuck may very well be shadowboxing-
*pow*. Applejack is sent flying and lands on the grass unconscious. Chuck releases a sweat drop.

"Maybe I should have held back a little," he says to himself.

---Death Battle---
Outtake #14: Tickle me Twilight

"Rictusempra!" yells Harry as he fires a translucent magic bolt at the unicorn. She falls to the ground laughing uncontrollably. She keeps doing this for at least a couple minutes.

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It's quite amusing watching an adorkable pony giggling.

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Heh, even Harry's wearing an amused grin on his face.

---Death Battle--
Outtake #15: We're Rolling

"Do a little dance," sings Parker. He rocks his feet back and forth.

"Break a little love." He spins around.

"Get down tonight. Doo doo doo doo. Get down tonight." He rocks his legs again.

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A/N: Parker!
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"What?" he says out of shock, "Were we rolling? Sorry! I thought we were on break."

---Death Battle---
Outtake #16: Wrong Set, Sora!

The Savage Nymph decides it's time to end this battle. She teleports to the center before charging up her electricity. She starts releasing an electrified cannon beam and circles around in place. The beam hits the wounded Trixie-

"Hyah! Defend!" declares the 15-year old Keyblade wielder. A white, mirror-like shield surrounds him and blocks the electric beam. The resulting aftershocks hit both Trixie and Larxene knocking them off the platform.

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A/N: Sora, what are you doing here? You're supposed to be on the Dream Drop Distance set.
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"Oh, eh-heh," chuckles Sora nervously, "My bad." He departs.

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A/N: *Sigh* Cut!
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---Death Battle---
Outtake #17: Does Anyone Have a Ricola?

All four teams of monsters are set to battle.

"FIGHT!"

A loud coughing noise is heard amidst the insect-wing buzzing.

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A/N: What's going on?
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"Sorry," coughs Changeling #573, "I have a..." it coughs again, "...sore throat."

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A/N: Cut! Someone get this guy a throat lozenge! *Sigh* The things I put up with in this gig.
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---Death Battle---

"Hope you enjoyed this little break from the norm," says F.

"Th-thanks for watching, e-every pony," squeaks N.

---Death Battle---

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A/N: Yeah, what they said.
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