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I'm not sure how, but I somehow managed to finish this chapter before the one I wanted to release first. Heh heh. But in the mean time, do take part in reading this.
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I’m not sure what got into me this time. Maybe I’m just insane.
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The Moment No Pony Was Waiting For
Season 2
(15)
~A true, true friend helps a friend in need to see the light that shines…~
Ugh. Well, at least he stopped singing about never giving someone up and never running around.
The deadly femme fatale is a trend that sticks around to this day.
Not that I’m complaining. B****es love the cannons that I’ve got.
*Ahem* The lucky women fighting today are Queen Chrysalis, ruler of the changelings and-
-past Death Battle champion Black Orchid from Killer Instinct! I am so excited!
He’s B and I’m W and it’s our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
---Death Battle---
Black Orchid
-Real name is unknown
-Sister to Jago; government agent; Taiwanese
-Presumed to know Chinese Kung Foo
-Wields laser tonfa
-Extremely fast, physics-defying, and short-ranged combat
-Can transform into an intangible fire cat
-“No Mercy” finishers include scorching, electrocution, the frog squash, and revealing her jugs
-Defeated Eyedol after winning the first Killer Instinct tournament
Now this here is a girl that knows what she wants. Not even Ivy’s gigantic tubs could keep this girl from winning.
Orchid is a secret government agent. Even she doesn’t know the full details about her past and origin.
Cool story, bra.
But we do know that her brother is Jago who is from Tawain. Considering her fighting style, it is safe to assume that she has studied Chinese Kung Foo.
Orchid’s weapons of choice are lasers! They just so happen to take the form of tonfa. These complement her quick-motion, short-range and killer combos. Some of her moves pretty much give physics the one-finger salute.
That’s just as well. She has quite a few magic-based abilities like her fire cat form, capable of passing right through projectile attacks.
She can also shoot fire balls and send surges of electricity through her opponents.
But even that isn’t the limit to her abilities. Her “No Mercies” act as finishing moves once her opponent is sufficiently worn out. These include incineration, electrocution, transmogrifying her opponent into a helpless frog and…
… unzipping her jumpsuit to reveal her Fun Bags of Destruction! (trademark)
We’ve surmised that the cause of defeating her opponents in this manner involves bursting the enemy’s brain simply at the nearly impossible size of her breasts. They just so happen to be size DDD, based on a comparison to Ivy’s.
And they work on men, robots, aliens, werewolves, dinosaurs, and a skeleton.
While the sexual appeal has no effect on women, they will still forfeit the match out of sheer jealousy.
It’s all right, ladies. I’ll still bang you.
Black Orchid’s accomplishments are impressive: winning the first Killer Instinct tournament and single-handedly defeating Eyedol.
If nothing else, she is indeed a killer.
“Hah! Hah! Yeah! Lasaken! Yeah!”
ULTRA COMBO!
---Death Battle---
Queen Chrysalis
-Ruler of her hive of changelings
-Presumed to live in the badlands of Equestria
-Feeds off the love energy of ponies
-Magical abilities: shape-shifting, levitation, magic bolts, portal conjuring, and object disintegration
-Can fly like an insect
-Has poor, long-term planning skills
-Dismissive of sentiments
-Overpowered Celestia, then promptly lost against Cadance and Shining Armor
I didn’t think we’d be seeing this particular combatant again so soon.
I guess she really loves getting her **s handed to her. In Death Battle history alone, she’s lost against Shang Tsung and Chrono. In official show canon, she beat Celestia. How does someone who beats an equivalent to a sun goddess lose to two lovers who were, might I add, exhausted when they cast their respective spells? There is no excuse.
Actually, there might be. At the time of her victory over Celestia, she had previously been draining the love energy from Shining Armor, someone who was truly in love with Cadance.
Wait… are you saying that that guy horse toy is stronger than the ruler of all horse toys? Huh. Suddenly, that mistake chapter where he beat Kefka doesn’t sound like that big of a mistake.
We’re getting too far on a tangent here. As mentioned in previous battles, Chrysalis is the queen of the changelings, a race of insect/pony hybrids capable of feeding off the love of other ponies.
As their name implies, they can change shape. They typically take on the form of other ponies that they see for the sake of infiltration, confusion, and causing mistrust.
Chrysalis in particular has magic that goes beyond mere shape-shifting. She is capable of levitation, portal conjuration, and…
Lasers! (Caution.)
Well, yeah. They pretty much are. Her magic bolts can charge up for more powerful beams and even disintegrate fabric into ashes.
All of that power and she still lost to a lovey-shield spell. I still can’t wrap my head around it.
At least she knows how to make a dramatic exit.
Can’t argue with that.
“Ahhhhhhh!”
---Death Battle---
All right, the combatants are set. Let’s settle this debate once and for all.
It’s time for a sexy DEATH BATTLE!
---Death Battle---
The queen of the changelings finds herself still under the force of being launched through the air. Eventually, she lands on a rather large platform in the middle of the ocean. Slowly, she gets up and shakes off the pain. Looking around, she spots a tall woman in green tights. The woman stares back, not sure what to make of the bug-like equine in front of her.
“FIGHT!”
Black Orchid reminds herself that she’s fought weirder enemies like werewolves and a dinosaur. She runs forward and delivers a flurry of kicks and tonfa smacks. Chrysalis once again finds herself airborne.
Killer Combo!
Shaking her head, Chrysalis gets her wings buzzing and flies out of the human’s range. Her horn glows in green light and fires a few shots of magic. Orchid jumps back, rolls forward, and back again to avoid the shots. Eventually, Chrysalis comes back to the ground and shoots more precise bolts.
In an orange-white glow, Orchid takes the form of a jungle cat. She pounces straight through the magical attacks like they’re nothing. In another glow, she’s back to normal and throwing kicks again.
Before she can complete her combo, however, Chrysalis pulls off a shape-shifting of her own before delivering a couple kicks to Orchid’s face.
C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
Orchid is forced to somersault backwards. Although her opponent looks like her, she still has a few tricks that she has yet to demonstrate. Her tonfa suddenly join into a long, light pole. This pole smacks Orchid’s look-alike upside the head. She then separates the weapon back into tonfa and launches a bolt of orange fire.
Chrysalis gets caught in the projectile and reverts back to her original changeling form. She tries to regain momentum by summoning a green portal underneath Orchid’s feet. But before the transport can be completed, Orchid assumes the form of the fire cat and pounces again.
Some more extremely fast punches, kicks, tonfa smacks, and a helicopter kick follow her strike. The air seems to love Chrysalis as it once again accepts her launched form.
“Lasaken!” shouts Orchid as a disc of energy is shot from her weapons.
The disc collides with Chrysalis before she falls to the platform.
Ultra Combo!
Chrysalis shakily stands back up. But just as she does this, Orchid leans over sideways and points both of her tonfa. What appear to be lightning arcs shoot out of both of these tonfa and send their electrical surges through Chrysalis’s body.
The screen goes red as Chrysalis struggles to move from her spot on the ground. Meanwhile, Orchid walks up and releases a large fireball from her weapons. The resulting scorcher leaves a changeling-shaped skeleton burning and screaming on the ground.
“K.O.!”
---Death Battle---
I guess I can’t say that the queen doesn’t look hot now. Ha ha!
Orchid was just too fast for Chrysalis to keep up. In spite of their magic being foreign to each other, Orchid combines that magic with her impressive physical prowess and rushing tactics. While Chrysalis can come up with plan B’s on the fly, there’s barely any chance of those succeeding without outside influences aiding her.
Her shape-shifting may have caught Orchid off guard, but the rest of her magic was nearly useless against the intangible fire cat. Not to mention, Chrysalis’s own physical abilities are better suited for intimidating princesses, not martial artists.
Orchid’s electrical magic, pyromancy, and quick-paced martial arts were more than enough to overpower the underprepared Chrysalis.
In the end, Orchid managed a C-C-C-Cocoon Breaker!
The winner is Black Orchid.
---Death Battle---
The end. Or is it?
---Death Battle---
Chrysalis lies on the ground, struggling to move a muscle. Orchid walks over and a shining aura covers the end of one of her tonfa. She swings that tonfa down and the aura surrounds Chrysalis in a puff of smoke. When the smoke clears, a frog sits in the changeling’s place. Orchid prepares to make her final stomp with a jump.
Green fire surrounds the frog. Orchid lets out a scream. A black, crooked horn is piercing straight through to her back. The horn glows an eerie green. A similarly colored beam washes over Orchid.
As the beam dies down, a pile of bones and melted flesh falls to the ground. Chrysalis lets out a laugh.
“K.O.!”
---Death Battle---
Whoa ho! I guess that’s why you don’t want a changeling inside of you.
During the midst of battle, Orchid quickly gained the upper hand. Her quick-paced combos easily overpowered Chrysalis who was relying mostly on magical attacks.
But as fans have speculated, Chrysalis can change her shape into anything. So it was easy to overcome Orchid’s version of the transfiguration magic.
Additionally, the temperature to burn fabric is so hot that it would at least leave third-degree burns on human skin, if not kill them from the intense heat. At such close range, there was no dodging Chrysalis’s magic bolt.
Orchid’s never looked hotter.
The winner is Chrysalis.
---Death Battle---
Stick around for something completely different next time.
Thanks for reading.
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