//------------------------------// // Ego vs. Electro // Story: The Moment No Pony was Waiting For (A Death Battle Parody) // by TundraStanza //------------------------------// A/N: I may regret doing this. I felt kind of guilty making a character overpowered in a previous chapter (Talk the Talk), but is this really redemption? Or is this the compilation of sick thoughts that exist in my subconscious mind? I don't know anymore. ... Properties belong to Hasbro, Screw Attack, and Square Enix. --- The Moment No Pony was Waiting For (16) ---Death Battle--- I'm going to say this right now: overkill. That is all. Today's introductory pictures consist of the people and characters who believe without any doubt that they are the best and that everyone else is inferior. W states, "Today, we're pitting together minds that believe that they are without equal." B declares, "Larxene the Savage Nymph will take on past Death Battle champion, Trixie Lulamoon." "He's B and I'm W and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle." ---Death Battle--- The screen parts to reveal a tall blonde with green eyes and a black cloak. Her smile is devious. "As the only female member of Organization XIII," begins W, "Larxene is rather vicious and cold blooded." "Kind of different from your typical dumb blonde," comments B. Various facts and figures appear on the right-hand side of the screen as W continues talking. "Larxene is capable of manipulating lightning in a variety of quick and painful strikes. It's accentuated by her use of electric throwing knives called Foudre. They resemble kunai, a multipurpose weapon commonly used by ninjas." "Her pattern of attack consists of a barrage of quick jabs, kicks, and teleports, which can sometimes yield the illusion of clones all striking at once." "This clone attack isn't without weaknesses. If an enemy is fast enough to throw her clone at the original, Larxene will temporarily be stunned and vulnerable to more damage." "Talk about pulling yourself together." "She has a sharp tongue and is quick to spite others including her fellow Organization members. Often she talked down to Sora and claimed that he had no heart." "Even though she's the Nobody." "Larxene can levitate herself and manipulate her electricity into a focused beam, which can be shot from both arms simultaneously as she spins in the center of the stage." "You spin me right round like a record, baby." A cut scene rolls where Larxene says, "I'm a bad guy, so you have to go through me." ---Death Battle--- A familiar blue unicorn pony wearing a purple cape and wizard's hat appears on screen. "Good gosh!" exclaims B, "These ponies are everywhere." "We covered Trixie and her abilities in her last battle," says W, "But let's do a little review. As a traveling, performing magician, she can create illusions, smoke effects, fireworks, and misdirection." "Hey Miss Direction, where's your erec-" "Anyway, her innate magic lets her form thunder clouds that release lightning and summon ropes to do her bidding. She can alter physical appearance of someone else's hair style and she can project her voice over several yards." "Unfortunately, for this bragging performer, the Ursa Minor is a burden too heavy to bear." "Though, she'll never lose her pride." The review ends with a cut scene of Trixie saying, "Anything you can do, I can do better." ---Death Battle--- "All right," declares W, "The combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all." "Hold up, W," calls B, "Some of these people haven't signed up for their free trial of Gamefly yet." "What? B, we're done with those." "And remember to drive safely without being intoxicated, or get a designated driver." "Come on. I don't want to drive you all the time." "Go to screwattack.com to check out a ton of video game related content. But right now, it's time for a Death Battle!" ---Death Battle--- The arena this time is a white, circular platform with a strange pattern encrusted on it. Both of our combatants today are already on it and raring to show off. The blue unicorn pony seems to have an indignant frown on her face. In contrast, the black-cloaked woman seems to be sadistically happy. "FIGHT!" No. XII Larxene wastes no time in charging in to attack. She lets loose a flurry of quick kicks and slashes. The Great and Powerful Trixie can't seem to find an opening and helplessly takes all of the damage. I don't think I've ever seen a pony get cut before. Now I know what it looks like with several cuts and scrapes. The Savage Nymph seems to take a break and teleports to the other side of the platform. The show pony takes this opportunity to send her ropes after her opponent. Larxene decides to humor her and let's herself get tied up. Trixie then summons a thunder head above her opponent which lets loose a couple bolts of lightning. It doesn't faze Larxene, and in fact only seems to disintegrate the ropes. The electricity actually added strength to the Organization member. Larxene returns the favor by sending a bunch of lightning bolts above Trixie's location. The unicorn is not so fortunate and is weakened by the electrocution. The Savage Nymph takes this time to unleash a fury of clone strikes on her enemy. Then she tosses some of her electrified throwing knives. They impale themselves into Trixie's skin. At this point, the magician is struggling to breathe and stay alive. Drips of blood start leaking out of the places where the knives made contact. The tall blonde decides it's time to wrap things up. She teleports to the center of the stage and releases a concentrated beam of electricity. She spins around in place and the beam hits Trixie. All that remains of the show pony is a singed hat, a singed cape, and a smoking skeleton in the shape of a pony. Larxene lets out one of the creepiest evil laughs in the world. "K.O.!" ---Death Battle--- "Holy crap!" exclaims B, "That lady's a monster." W reflects, "Larxene's superior agility and electrical prowess made her a difficult opponent. As such, Trixie's normal plan of attack was practically useless against her." "She even tried to fight lightning with lightning, but as anyone who's played the Kingdom Hearts games can tell you, that never works." "Larxene's cleverness and murderous nature sealed the deal." "This battle was shocking. Heh heh." "The winner is Larxene." A picture of Larxene appears with her name boldly printed underneath. ---Death Battle--- "Next time on Death Battle..." announces B. Bold words cross a black screen. Darkness... Emptiness... Fledgling emotions... And devourers... Which is the strongest? A four-way split screen shows blacked out images of four different types of enemies. A red "vs." appears in the center of that split screen. ---Death Battle--- "Got an idea for a Death Battle? Leave a comment below." "Thanks for watching. --- A/N: Good grief. I've been using a lot of Kingdom Hearts enemies, haven't I? Oh well. They're information seems to be easier to come by than some other characters. Properties belong to their respective owners. I gain no profit from this. See you later.