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The Poetic Frost makes mistakes so that you don't have to. "Dance, Sode no Shirayuki!"


Every once in a while there is one character that defies all explanation and baffles the minds of geniuses the world over. Today, two such characters will be thrown into the field and all will find out who will win.


And remember... this is what I came up with without the hidden stash. Just goes to show you that you don't need to be high to produce something regrettable.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic belongs to Hasbro Studio.
Death Battle belongs to Screw Attack.
Other properties belong to their respective owners.
Rated Teen for mentions of weapons and use of the word h-e-double-hockey-stick.

February 6, 2013: Remember back in last April when I thought this was going to be a one-shot?
Neither do I.

July 16, 2013: I hope I haven't made a terrible mistake by allowing fan fic suggestions for combatants. It'll take me forever to read through all of those works for potential abilities used. In other words, updating will happen at a pace that makes a snail appear to be performing a Sonic Rainboom. Oh well. It is what it is.

March 24, 2015: Spoilers are imminent when diving into this at any given point.

June 9, 2015: I may not respond to every comment, but I will read them. The same applies to any suggestions made in comments or PMs.
-Corollary (October 11, 2015): Multiple comments from the exact same user saying the exact same match up will not make the suggested battle happen any sooner. In fact, it may just deter me from even considering writing it at all. Please do not spam the comment section. Thank you.

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Comments ( 836 )

this made me laugh so hard that i actually had trouble breathing.:rainbowlaugh:

This was pretty funny.

I have no idea whats going on but I like it.

I know this isn't Mortal Combat (Kombat?) But I still feel like someone
needs to yell "FATALITY!"

W and B should do this on the next April Fools' Day. :rainbowlaugh:

Of course this comes out the day I decide to rewatch some deathbattles after not watching any for months :rainbowlaugh:

i need to go watch whatever deadpool is from on youtube. he sounds like a boss

i loved the ad jokes wiz and boom made before the show went to screwattack.

Hilarious. I knew this would be the end result between the two.

Deadpool: "So Pinkie Pie, wanna go bug Wolverine? It's so funny when he threatens to pop a claw up my nose!"
Pinkie Pie: "You don't think that's kinda mean?"
Deadpool: "Nah, Marvel has me in pointless crossovers like that all the time. It's cool."

I swear to god send this to fucking deathbattle now

Literary Death battles? Never thought I'd see the day.

For pointing out flaws, I'd say it was too short and Deadpool was entirely reliant on his MvC3 incarnation without branching out into his other appearances. Seeing as Deathbattle has a tendency to convert the most obscure aspects of a character, that may not have ever been intended for the use of combat, or had only appeared in a single game\ cartoon\ movie or whatever, and then use that aspect in the most awesome way imaginable... It kinda stuck out.

Other than that, it was entertaining and everybody was in character, especially W and B, so good job there.

Overanalysing lol. :pinkiecrazy:

Wow... I'm glad I set my expectations low for the number of favorites and positive feedback I've gotten on this.
I'm pleasantly surprised.
It kind of didn't help that I didn't grow up in the comic age. So applying more of Deadpool's quirky traits would have been hollow at best. But yes, over-analyzing is funny... and informative.

472279 Make this a series...do it...now..i ask you NO! BEG YOU TO DO IT

The "leave a comment below" was kind of a joke. I've got my own idea for the next chapter and I'm kind of worried that my execution of actual suggestions would be empty or out of character.
Sorry, folks. :twilightsheepish:


dammit no ad joke. i loved those

meh didn't like discord that much anyway

Well Discord, that's what you get for not taking things seriously.

A word to the wise...
Keep reading after the author's note.

Lol, just couldn't stand to see Fluttershy perish at your (as the author) hands? First version was awesome, but second round probably would have been what happened XD.

i just got home from work to a ad joke. i love it!!!:pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh::yay::heart:

eh i got my wish for a ad-joke I'm happy and satisfied :moustache:

Bullshit. Discord IS chaos. He's Spirit of chaos. Death? It's too boring and predictable, it makes sense... and what fun is here in making sense?

That's what makes it a fitting punishment for him. It's no fun to be punished.


Unlike that sonic guy, Dicord never actually killed anypony, and his mind-changing thingy was easily revertable. So, Discord would've won.

Well then, feel free to write your own story where Discord wins.
No pony's stopping you.


man to hell with discord. he stole my ketchup

I really like the idea of this fic. Great job with the chapters!

How about a chapter with Twilight vs. Blossom? (from the Powerpuff Girls)

I'll see what I can do.
No promises, though.

So... you let Kirby lose?

ummm... imo we have had no proof that Trixie could do something as Grand as summon an Ursa Major, and she definitely wouldn't be able to control it if she did, and if she could send something like that away she could have easily have sent the Ursa Minor away in Boast Busters so in effect she just unleashed something she has no control over. Heck Twilight probably couldn't summon an Ursa Minor with magic and she is far superior to Trixie in that field. In the death battle spirit they don't usually give characters powers that they never have shown to be able to do or have the power to do, and that Ursa is definitely highly outside of the skills of a Canon Trixie, especially when keeping in mind that she stated in the episode itself that she never defeated an Ursa Major, so that rumour (which she started) was false. It is unlikely she could have beat the duel monsters without such a thing. I guess it is possible that she could use illusions to deceive and get in a finishing blow, but that isn't the most likely outcome. I haven't even watched Yugioh in years and have no idea who sayer is, so this isn't getting mad at a fan favorite dying or anything, just pointing out that giving Trixie such powers greatly invalidates this death battle in my opinion

What the **** was I thinking?
Next chapter, I'll try keeping in sync with character.

You did great! :) I really enjoyed this chapter a lot! Thank you so much!

didn't care about trixie overpowered summon. loved the ad joke.
and to be honest i thought you would only do the one ad joke.:rainbowlaugh:
i love this

it makes sense. twilight doesn't have to save the world before bedtime.

I've been putting off reading this for a bit, sorry that I did. You've got it down pretty well, it's like reading a real DeathBattle, nicely done :)

That said, a suggestion for a fight might be Cutie Mark Crusaders vs. Oogie Boogie's henchmen (Lock, Shock, and Barrel, and for powers, maybe include the Kingdom hearts version of some of their stuff).

I love DEATH BATTLE, and this is:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: It could easily be an actual episode.


SHAPESHIFTING FTFW(For The Fucking Win) No idea if that has been used before but it shall be my signiture.

Sory bronies,(FLAME SHIELD UP) Sonic and Shadow and even Tails are faster and better than Rainbow.

You've all let your manhood or whatever at becoming bronies didn't you?

No Twighlight vs Timmy

Great way to end it, I would have been issed if Sonic lost, Everybody happy.

Best one yet, how bout Amy vs vs Rarity or Eggman vs Nightmare and discord (he will dominate both with Metal Sonic).

i've got one: Bruce banner/the hulk vs Celestia.

really the hulk vs any my little pony character, but Celestia seem like the one to make the fight worthwhile or at least hold her own for more then ten seconds.

Well, check this out, first to comment on the newest battle, sweet. Nice going, the fight went pretty well, glad you liked my idea. I like how smoothly the fight flowed, I personally have a hard time when it comes to writing action sequences of lengths that long, so you have my admiration there.:rainbowdetermined2:

But now it is time for constructive criticism :ajbemused: While I know it's your style to keep things short, I think you skipped a few things that could have made this battle a little better. Most importantly how in the movie Lock, Shock, and Barrel have a cash of weapons they have at hand (knives, maces, and also a cannon that they like to use), also that they caught the Easter Bunny initially, so there has to be something said for their speed, or cunning. And as for the Cutie Mark Crusaders, I think something should be said for how Sweetie Bell can make even the simplest things explode when she tries to manipulate them.

Whilereading the first comment I came up with something, GIYGAS VS. DISCORD, I know you already got rid iof him but Giygas is more the embodyment of chaos and it would be a choatic battle.

1. Thanks for the admiration. :pinkiesmile:
2. Sorry, I honestly couldn't remember a thing from the movie. :applecry:
3. Sweetie made something explode? :rainbowderp: I can't remember ever seeing her do so. (P.S. I'm trying to keep as many canon abilities as possible. That Trixie chapter was a one-time fluke. I will NOT give characters fanon powers if I can help it.)

If it was anywhere, I think it was the second time the CCC had an episode specifically around them, blast if I can't remember the name, but I think you may be right, I may have just slogged off from my memory of some other fanfic, but the whole group does have a propensity for things to go horribly wrong in the most eye catching of ways, especially when they yell out what idea they are going to do to try out their next cutie mark, like when they decided to be fashionistas and they all found their way to needle and thread in Rarity's shop and had all become able to add least stitch something together in a holdable fashion. I've tried my hand at needle work and the such, and it is most certainly quite difficult to accomplish, even with hands, so some small burst of talent seems to be given to them, which might be passively derived from their inherently magical environment as they don't officially have their cutie marks yet..... wow, I think I'm more of a brony than I thought I was. not sure if I feel :pinkiehappy: or :pinkiesick: about that.

Chapter 10 kind of turned into a plot device for "the narrator".
I don't think he'll be messing with "the director" again for some time. :rainbowlaugh:
So yeah. Maybe someday I'll redo this battle properly.

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