Celestia travels to a far corner of her kingdom to investigate a rumor about a colt with strange, illicit cutie marks. She meets Radish Root, a boy whose marks make him an anomaly in the fabric of Equestria, a mystery to himself, and an outcast among society.
When Radish joins the Royal Guard just prior to the return of Nightmare Moon, he finds his life being complicated by all the changes coming to Equestria. His marks will lead him into adventure, intrigue, and trouble... but will they ever lead him to answers?

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This story is a sequel to Airship Mauled

Note: Not a true sequel to Airship Mauled, though there will be references and one artifact in particular that leads to this story happening.

"Baa-Ram-Ewe!" - The ancient war cry of the lambkin.

Pom 'The Canine Queen' Lambchop never thought she would have to use those three meaningful words so much.

She was living an easy going life with her family in a place known as The Volcano, or Huoshan if you were a native, as the head of the Huoshan Canine Division of the Huoshan Guard.

Her (mostly) calm life as the HCD head is soon inexorably interrupted when she's called upon to be an escort for a team of diplomats to a meeting with the Ruler of Equestria, Princess Twilight Sparkle, in Ponyville.

This lambkin, the supposed Black Sheep of her generation with very meager personal ability to defend herself, is ripped away from the world of Equestria along with three others.

A timid lambkin, a cutesy loving dragon, a sweet studious changeling and a wannabe pirate goat are going to be stuck together for quite a while.

World 1: Equestria. (Prologue)
World 2: Skunk-Fu.
World 3: Kung Fu Panda.
World 4: Rocket Knight Adventures.
World 5: Disney Afternoon World/ Sly Cooper.
World 6: Pokémon Conquest (Dynasty Warriors Style)/Nasuverse (Fate/Stay Freeform)/Digimon (Freeform)/Final Fantasy (Monsters and Summons)