Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season 5
By TDR
Party Phantasm,
Epilogue
[ Canterlot, Two days later.]
“So then what happened?” Celestia asked taking a sip of her tea.
“Well then, when he woke up, Shaka made Rutherford start fixing all the damage done by our visit, and when Spike sent me the deal drawn up by the actual ambassador, he told Rutherford to sign it.” Twilight offered.
“ I got a copy of that, it was quite well written.” Celestia nodded. “ Seems everything went fine.”
“Yeah well, there was a bit of an issue. Seems once I came back though the main village, my rampage gained me the interest of a number of Yak bulls.”
“Oh?”
“Thirty six marriage proposals, and more than twice that in salacious offers.” Twilight grumbled.
“I expect your brother was amused?”
“As far as I know the idiot is still laughing.” Twilight sighed. “Then it got weirder.”
“Weirder?” Celestia questioned.
“Discord showed up.”
“Oh no.”
“With Big Mac.”
“Oh No.”
“And well... lets just say after Big Mac had a few words with some of the more insistent bulls, and launched a few into a low orbit, he had a bunch of awe struck yak cows fawning over him.” Twilight grumbled.
“Twilight.... are there any Yaks left in Yakyakistan who are not injured?” Celestia muttered.
“Quite a lot actually, that thick fur of theirs absorbs impacts surprisingly well..” Twilight offered.
“Right..”
”Still the whole thing went surprisingly well once I name dropped Bleu. No idea where Prin went though.”
“Well Bleu has not always been the nicest of gods. For quite a while she took after her father because that's how she was brought up, even after she beat the fool out of and banished Forgescale from the dragon lands she was very aggressive. The War of Shadows hardly calmed her down and she picked fights with a large number of other gods afterward, myself included. Then one day she seemed to lose the taste for it as if she had realized everything she had lost, and she even gave me the egg you hatched into Spike as a peace offering.“ Celestia explained. “Granted it was much more complicated than that, and she also agreed to help Chrysalis for some reason, but at the very least she doesn't fight with every one any more. Since Shaka's last time in public was her coming to have a word with him at the height of her angry stage, it's small wonder he is terrified of her.”
“Still this whole mess could have been avoided had you told me that the prince was an ass.” Twilight glared at the solar princess from the other side of the table.
“I did, as a matter of fact every failure to appease them was noted in those books I had Raven lend you.” Celestia retorted.
“Alright that is true, this was on me then, I didn't think any of those failures were anything but embellishments due to how ridiculous they all were.” Twilight huffed.
“Then you met Prince Rutherford.” Celestia smiled.
“Then I met Prince Rutherford. “ Twilight agreed.
“Still Twilight you succeeded. “ Celestia offered. ”Because of that. I may have something else for you, a little less strenuous, if you want it.”
“What is it?” Twilight stared at Celestia skeptically.
“Something more local and less yaky, the Grand Equestria Pony Summit.”
“Really? Huh, doesn't Cadence normally do that?” Twilight asked.
“Usually yes, but she's been a bit busy the last few years and it's not been as big of an event as it used to be. Cadence wants to start it up again like it was, but she has to run the Empire on top of being with foal. While I'm sure she would come and help, I don't think I should put the whole thing on her, and Luna... well. She still has some issues, thankfully I've managed to get her away from the Neighties fashion trends she was enjoying.”
“Oh no...”
“She had so much neon and day glow clothing and gear on at one point it blinded me, and I stare into the sun every day.” Celestia smirked.
Twilight chuckled.
“So are you interested?”
“Alright, I'm game. Dealing with the yaks wasn't that bad in the end and it gave me a few ideas of my own. If I can handle this, I might have my own project to set up. I figure Rahs and some of the others would be willing to help particularly with a known thing like the GEPS.”
“Well then I'll let Cadence know, the event is planned for the start of next month, that should give you plenty of time to get together with every pony and Cadence and figure out what you are going to do.” Celestia offered.