Baa-Ram-Ewe!

by Darkonshadows

360. ‘Living The Dream’~!

Author's Note:

Music: Rose Town- Super Mario RPG an extended version.

-Equus, Sugar Cube Corner, another Pinkie Pie crossover event-

“Peppino Spaghetti is making us a pizza!” Pinkie Pie stated. “Since our bits are gold, he’ll be making bank off of this and will be helping keep his pizza business open! Also since he’s already faced an entire tower with interdimensional pizza themes, I just had to know what his veggie pizza tastes like!”

“Still think you can beat Airship Mauled in weirdness Pinkie?” Cheese Sandwich stated with a cheerful lilt in his voice as he sat with his date, the two party ponies truly did belong with one another.

“Ponyville is the weirdest place on this planet and I will make sure it stays that way!” Pinkie was still on about that? “Nobody can be weirder than us, nobody!”

“Did you hear, Airship Mauled got attacked by that giant robot named Megatron from those Decepticon guys? Apparently some other giant robots called Autobots came in and helped saved the day, lots of awesome stuff seem to happen to Airship Mauled.” This was being said by the most infamous background pony ever, that wasn’t the hidden cult leader known as the mysterious Muffin Queen, Background Pony Number Three. “The battle was really short and extremely weird, I heard Tianhuo really let them have it too and those four cute puppies tore the one named Starscream apart physically… but the guy somehow came back to life before they escape.”

“Now they are just stealing our crossovers!” Pinkie stated angrily.

“Calm-a down Pinkie, how about-a that pizza now hmm?” Peppino stated as he placed the vegetable pizza before Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich and then a giant tower that looked to have a sign that read ‘Pizza Tower’ started rising up near Ponyville. “Not again… excuse me I have to go beat-a up an annoying pizza faced jerk.”

“No Peppino, sit with us and help us eat this wonderful pizza you made, then… I’ll go do it myself!” Pinkie seemed intent on doing it this time after what happened with the last noodle incident nobody was talking about. “And I’ll drag Fluttershy along with me too!”

“Ooh how chaotic!” Discord stated from a nearby table.

“Discord!” Fluttershy whined while glaring at him slightly, before turning her watery eyes to Pinkie Pie. “Also why me Pinkie?!”

“Well… I need a sidekick and you’re the perfect one for such a job!” Pinkie stated as she took up a slice of pizza.

“Darn my irresistible need to be cute and adorable around other people doing big things…” Fluttershy muttered while hiding half her face in her mane.

“I’m going to destroy this village unless you send someone to climb my tower and stop me, heeheehee!” A crazy cartoony voice shouted, it would be ignored until Pinkie finished her pizza.

-Pokémon Realm, Ransei Region, Kingdom of Titania within the Fairy Dust Islands, ‘The Dream’, Vanillish Delish, Pom-

I just sat down after ordering with Vanillish, Dolly took a seat next to me and Quetal was across from us with Curdle floating next to him with the ever present cheerful smile that was actually real.

“Okay, this might heart song, so feel free to join in yourself if one starts.” I needed to get a lot of stuff off my chest. “My night terror had me far away from any help and a pair of monsters hunting me down. I already know one exists and the other… well… it was canid Pokémon that looked like Mr. Zoroark except it was grey and I didn’t have my usual effect on it, it said the word ‘Foe’ and there’s a scary thought that I could be the enemy of any canine.”

“Was it greyish white, with long hair and red bumps on its body in odd place?” Curdle asked with a tilting.

“Yes, except its eyes were hollow and releasing a disgusting rotting black liquid.” My response was met with curiosity.

“Well that’s concerning, if that alternative Zoroark actually exists then they should really get that looked at.” Thanks to Curdle, I at least now know what it was. It did look a little familiar to the Dark Type mercenaries that joined Kenshin’s rebels, but it was off putting, something was very wrong with it and I have no idea why it would terrify me so much. “What you’re talking about should be a Normal and Ghost type, don’t ask how a Pokémon could possibly even be both of those at the same time.”

“Well with that out of the way, aside from having nightmares of a giant nigh indestructible skeletal metal dragon monster that I should have been more terrified of that we need to face eventually in Nixtorm… I have a lot of what is quite obviously… ‘baggage’… about how my life has been going.” Simple term for it really, I felt the music start up in me and Dolly’s eyes lit up at the jazzy upbeat tune starting up. I finished my drink and decided to just go ham with it today, upbeat song about the terrible stuff I’m going through. “Well now then… let me tell you… about how I’ve just been ‘Living The Dream’~!”

The music kicked in and every Fairy Type literally stopped to stare at me as they felt the magic surge through the air, they could all feel the heart song starting.

“So to start if off let me tell you that my life is quite sub-par, it started Meadow Hills that’s been mostly peaceful thus far~.” As Pom started to sing she had an entire audience. “There I was born as a tiny little ewe, who lost my parents early to a sickness at two, but what could I really do~?”

“Raised by my grandpa, with my brother too, life has really shown it likes to kick me in the face, and that was just the start of me getting to know my part- as one of the members of the highly paranoid Lambkin race~.” Everyone was just staring at the lines I just sung to an upbeat tone. “Don’t you know that I’m ‘Living The Dream’~? Where the sunshine flies out of my flanks and nothing is ever truly as bad as it seems~! If you think this song will be quite short, then you should hear the rest of my report, I’ve got a lot on which to retort~!”

Everyone just continued to stare at me as I got up and started looking around at everyone.

“So I grew up, life wasn’t too bad, not a lot about which I should be too mad, when I was to become ten that’s when I was next screwed, because into my life came a giant dog- so from my home I was swiftly shooed~!” I stamped my right hoof and all the Fairy Type jumped and leaned away. “Scared by the giant canine that was super friendly, did not do much good for me by earning my towns- fiercest enmity, but when I was exiled what could I really truly do, I just made a new family out of canines who always stayed forever true~.”

Dolly smiled at me as that was my family for you, I even smiled about it a little. Big Mama, Woof, Ruff, Tuft and Puff, the start of my family of growing canine related headaches.

“Spent the next ten years of my life, camping outside and living quite hard in strife, in the valley where I became known as the canine queen, it just was as simple to some as it would seem~.” Pom continued and despite the upbeat song most of the Fairy Types were getting the idea of what Pom was singing about and why. “Don’t you know that I’m ‘Living The Dream’~? Where the rainbows flies out of my backside and nothing is ever truly as nasty as it seems~! If you think this song will be quite short, then you should hear the rest of my report, I’ve got a lot on which to retort~!”

I was getting into the groove and so was everyone else.

“Through traumas of the living conditions outdoors, I worked my flank off to even make some dog safe s’mores, the next thing that went terribly wrong, was when I was eventually finally convinced to leave the safety of my exile after so long~!” That was after I met Arizona, Velvet and Paprika, when Oleander came up to me, she was as friendly as Fred was scary. “Now I’ve been on an adventure or two, just raising canines is kind of what I actually do-, got dragged into fighting shadows monsters with magical keys, fought an entire army and let me tell you that wasn’t exactly a breeze~!”

Yeah, I remember the shadows, I wouldn’t have been half as brave to start fighting myself if my canines weren’t under attack as well… I even got in a few hits, even as barely trained as I was by Arizona who’s teaching methods leave a lot to be desired. You can’t exactly argue with a cow who has somehow figured out how to regularly break physics with pure physical prowess.

“It’s when I met the Skyfire of my life, she always lifted me up and then became my wife, even got a job training canines in a jive, and it was quite a nice eight up to at least five~.” I thought of the simple life of being the head of the Huoshan Canine Division and living in a place where I could just simply help people and socialize without too much trouble. “So there I was actually ‘Living The Dream’~! Where the sunshine flies out of my flanks and nothing was ever truly as bad as it seems~! If you think this song will now end short, then you should listen to the rest of my report, I’ve got even more on which to retort~!”

Ah yes, the start of this whole adventure and the Dragon Lord Ember choosing me.

“There I was, happy as could be, when the next shell shock came at me, I was tasked with bodyguard work to an envoy, I sometimes wish that I didn’t get that deploy~!” I rubbed my hooves over my face. “That’s exactly why I’m here right now, I ended up getting into a dimension hopping journey and utterly dragged around somehow, so let’s start you off with my year, it’s always going to be in a valley and that’s exactly what I fear~!”

Quetal stared at me curiously with a hint of sadness.

“First valley had friendly animals, a dark dragon that could actually be quite nice, but in the next world that’s when I started paying a price, kung fu fighters coming at me and then things became a wall of ice~.” I did miss Po though, he and the Furious Five were really friendly once you got to know them beyond their combat based and overly focused lifestyle. They all really needed to get back into their hobbies to balance their lives out, like Tigress going to an orphanage to help children. “Don’t you know I used to dream~? About a nice family and a large field of evergreen-, but here I am getting battered in my wandering, is it no wonder as to how I’m responding~!”

“My flank gets kicked down by a well-muscled leopard, I fight against a war peacock with knives that seem to be lasting forever, then if that wasn’t the last of my displeasure, I took out a jade statue zombie general who to the afterlife I helped shepherd~!” This made a few gasp and start talking about my song. “My life really became quite bizarre, but it’s nothing new I just grew to accept the pain as payment due, I had my girls to protect so I had to grow up, and let me tell you what’s next on the cue~.”

“A world of monstrous robots made by a mad man, thankfully I never met that monstrous guy I would throw as far away as I can, I even have proof that I was there for all of you, just ask my good friend Dodo if you ever meet him too~!” Now Quetal and Dolly were looking at me as they have met Dodo and he was really quite not what one would expect from a world of robots that had malicious intent. “So after surviving a mechanical onslaught, you would think that was about all the worst that I ever got, but the next world had me running on hoof, it got even worse and Dolly is sitting right here as my living proof~!”

I pointed to Dolly and she waved cheerfully to everyone with a paw, while grinning weakly as she knew where I was going.

“For my group got separated as right now you see, as about as far away as we could possibly be, I got tangled up with Dolly here and was in a world where dreams can become quite near~. That was actually a lot to fear~!” I slapped my hoof on the table. “Robots, lasers and aero-planes, that world was functionally and quite really insane, mercenaries were always hunting me down, I’d be dead several times over if Dolly weren’t there or around~.”

I put a hoof on Dolly’s back and then she decided to get in on the song.

“Yes I was there, my worlds not that sad, Pom just has luck that leaves me feeling bad, she helped my family of one hundred and one, then I decided join in on all of her ‘fun’~!” Very sarcastic of you Dolly. “We became a pair of truly super gallant heroes, the kind that come out of the blue or from wherever who knows, it’s quite amazing what Pom here can do, you’ll even learn to love this ewe- and through every last thing she always come through~!”

Dolly was smiling as she sang and winked at the crowd as she hopped up on the table to dance to the music playing in the background.

“As you can see she’s really hopelessly optimistic around me, my cursed life led me to being in Ransei you see, and I’ve even met your god Arceus who’s kind of cool, for some odd reason I think he thinks of me as a fool~!” I noted quite a number of Fairy Types were now interested in the rest of the song and seemed to be thinking about that last line intently. “Don’t you all see that I’m ‘Living The Dream’~. A constant adventure that’s my own personal hell it seems~. I’m gaining some powers that I don’t actually want, they’ll eventually kill me or even erase me from existence- I’m being quite up front~.”

Both Dolly and Quetal stared at me.

“Now I’m here in ‘The Dream’, where you’re lord just issued me an impossible challenge or so it seems, after fighting a functional god and ending up here, is it any wonder why I’m wary of something happening with a chronic fear~?” The Fairy Types all seemed to be looking at me now with sympathy, I’ll take it because I needed all the help I could. “I wish I wasn’t living the dream, adventure is so very much not matching the things I've seen~. If I can even give your boss a true smile, exactly when he demands it- which will probably take a while.”

Quite a number of my audience were nodding, they probably knew Lord Oberon didn’t give easy tasks.

“Come on Pom it’s not so- bad, you should be far more glad, at least you got friends out the wazoo, every last one of them will want to back you up too~!” There was a shout from everyone in Vanilish Delish that agreed with Dolly. “I want to help you with living that dream~! With sunshine and rainbows or exactly every last good thing you’ve ever seen~! If you think I’ll ever give up on you, then you should really take the clue, because you’re friend Dolly has an idea to stew~.”

“Really you have an idea here, well let’s hear it my dear, I’ve got a few of my own too, that will really stick it to Lord Oberon with a smile that’s true~.” Quetal sang, his voice was actually pretty inspiring. “Now come all you Fairy Types gather around, I’ve got a plan for how to make Lord Oberon frown, I heard that you all love your pranks , but I hear Lord Oberon is the only one who hasn’t been hit in the ranks~!”

“The song is quite inspiring you see, to see you still interacting quite socially, still being able to be somewhat carefree, we Fairy Types will help you beat Oberon as we’re all in prankster territory~.” The Fairy Types sang jovially to the tune of the music still going and then we all decided to close it out.

“Don’t you see we’re all living the dream, sunshine will fly out our backsides and nothing will ever be truly as bad as it seems~!” We all sang together in a friendly manner. “When you have all kinds of friends at your back, there’s no one who would dare to attack, we’re all together in that~!”

“Pom just remember when it feels like you can’t win, you should always be ready to turn to a friend, don’t you ever dare give up on me, since I’m one of your best of buddies~!” Quetal sang jovially showing a smile. “We’re all here wanting to live our own dreams, your destination can’t be that far as it seems, because I’m quite sure you’ll get home one day, then I hope that you’ll finally always be okay~.”

“Yeah, I don’t think I’m going to be okay for a long time, but I at least try for my friend’s right?” I said as the music started petering out.

“That was really cool, what was that?” Curdle didn’t seem to get what a heart song was.

“Song from the heart.” I stated flatly. “Like Shanty my life hasn’t exactly been a bed of roses, what with the monster attacks, having to find ways to render medical aid to battered and seriously hurt dogs and just finding food in general for my pack while I was exiled. I’m surprised Huoshan even let me in with all my canines back home. My brother at least made sure I was educated and my Grandpa sent me survival baskets with my brother every once in a while, being a pariah is why I know how you might feel Quetal.”

“So what’s your idea Dolly?” Quetal receives a lot of excited barking and then after a moment Dolly slapped a paw to her head and then looked to me to translate

“Get every Fairy Type alive in on taking Lord Oberon down a peg, she suspects he’s been keeping the factions infighting with each other so they can’t coordinate a kingdom wide prank against him.” I stated summarily, Dolly is one of the pranksters of her home so she would know about the subject than I would and she’s become very good at dodging just about anything under my tutelage.

Quite a few Fairy Types looked thoughtful at that. There were Cleffa, Clefairy, Clefable, a Ninetails alternative that was an Ice Fairy, some ponyta, a rapidash, three Mr. Mime and even a cute egg creature called a Togepi, that could become a Togetic and then Togekiss, all of them seemed to gain devious looks in their eyes. The very looks of a building conspiracy.

There were also these strange pink bulldog creatures that have been following me around silently with hearts in their eyes. Yeah, I don’t ever want to talk to them personally, I’m fairly certain I don’t want to know what the Snubbulls or their more larger and more threatening looking evolution Granbull would say to me.

“That’s one part of the puzzle, but maybe my idea might add on to it. One that will make him really smile and it involves something he said in our meeting.” Quite a few Fairy Types leaned in to hear what Quetal had to offer. “How about we ask around about his aforementioned busy wife, that Florges he talked about, if she’s anything like the Fairy Types that have been targeting Dolly then she’s got a prankster bone in her body somewhere. Does anyone know the name of Lord Oberon’s wife?”

“Titania!” Several voices rang back immediately, before the surrounding fairies started giggling quite audibly about it all.

“Why am I not surprised in the slightest?” Groaning this out, I shook my head and then decided to start helping Dolly organize Titania’s largest prank with Queen Titania herself being a part of it, but first we would have to find and talk to the queen.

“Do you want to meet the queen? I’m one of her handmaidens.” A Floette, the evolution above Flabebe, asked as she hovered over to me bowed to me while holding a bright red flower proudly at her shoulder. “My Spritzee and Swirlix friends can find her quickly to inform her of a plot against her husband, she would undoubtedly join it after hearing of it. Should we meet here?”

“Hello there, I’m a Sylveon, may I suggest you meet her highness in the flower fields? It would go a long way to being able to talk to her in a comfortable environment. She probably has Sir Mik with her at the moment for protection, not that she’d truly need it aside from maybe taking a prank for her since her husband courts trouble so often and is just as bad a prankster as any of us.” The being that spoke reminded me of Evan, so Sylveon must be one of Evan’s possible evolutions?

Sylveon was a really cute cream furred, big blue eyed fox that seemed to be eyeing me with a pleasant demeanor as the ribbons he danced… soon I recognized that those weren’t ribbons, but were a physical part of him and he was appreciating my presence in the same manner that the Snubbull and Granbull were. The pink around his paws, the top of his head and tail added to the fairy like quality that Fairy Types were known for.

“A sound idea.” Really couldn’t escape canids by going anywhere could I? Did the magnetism I have work both ways or was it just coincidence that I kept getting followed by dogs everywhere.

“We’ll swiftly arrange the meeting between you and her highness then.” Floette bowed to me and the floated away from Vanillish Delish.

“Then I shall endeavor to gather the pranking faction’s leaders then for the most beauteous of beings.” Bowing to me Sylveon then set out.

“I wonder how Shanty and the others are doing?” They had to be alright, they couldn’t be still hurting… or at least I was hopeful they weren’t hurting at all if Lumber Spry was around to help them. Well her and any number of doctors around Illusio.

“Pom, have a little faith in them.” Quetal said in an upbeat tone with a small smile instead of a smirk or grin he might have sported otherwise.

“Yeah, have a little faith in us too!” Dolly said with one her cheerful patented wide grins.

“After that little ditty, and for bringing in some extra customers, you can have some free healing drinks on me instead of having to bill Oberon.” That was rather nice of the Vanillish who ran this place.

Afterwards I would train a little with the Para-lance a bit and then I'll get Dolly to start running her ideas by me to make sure we're not making a huge mess.

-Illusio refugee camp, Shanty-

“Still can’t be doing it…” I can’t be getting Kenshin’s help and I can’t be producing a flying slash, what do I be missing here? Aside from the fact that I can remember hearing the fact that I should be able to be breathing water as if I were being a fish.

Illusio didn’t have much housing, Gilgamesh destroyed most of it. Illusio did be having plenty of food inside the mountains stored away, but it wouldn’t last them forever if they couldn’t be getting their farmlands back in order. Also there was a massive chunk of Eastern Illusio that just be plain missing.

Kenshin be having too much to deal with to really be helping me with this one thing.

“Hey Shanty, still working on the flying cut or slash?” If Ocellus be bothering me, that be telling me that Smolder and her be having some emotional problems.

“Do you be having trouble with Smolder?” I didn’t be receiving and immediate answer to that as I looked at Ocellus. “Can I guess that she be blaming herself for being so easy to control?”

“Yes…” Quietly answered Ocellus. “I tried to tell her it wasn’t her fault, even told her that at least she only hurt Pom in any significant manner. She blames herself entirely for that, but it was Pom who was the one that injured her right leg in such an odd manner. Her Chrysomallus side might be powerful, but it is quite an urgent worry that we need to prevent from getting worse… now if only we knew where she exactly was so we could actually help her that.”

I believe we were being needed in Valora as Xatu stated, he be seeing an ever increasing problem from there and my gut be saying we needed to go there soon or else.

“So do we be taking the airship to Valora?” Kenshin’s rebels offered the use of the airship commissioned by Gilgamesh for Enkidu, not like they had much use for it aside from possibly transporting supplies. That was something Mentalis and the Abra line can do with manual teleportation now that they’ve lost the use of their automated transporters in Cerebrum. “Pom would be showing up there eventually, she can hardly be being too far from trouble.”

“I can sadly agree with that, poor Pom… anyway we’re going to be taking the Skitty Squad with us when we do leave in a day or two.” Ocellus said with a slight hint of something in her eyes as she looked off to the side.

“We should be leaving things to our Violight and Chrysalia friends to keep Illusio standing.” That’s because we could be trusting them to help Illusio. “We won’t be moving with much in the way of punch.”

“If you need punch, then you need bullets, Bullet Buizels to be precise!” We both turned to the voice and saw several familiar Buizels throw us a salute. “King Evan is busy, but he sent us to lend you assistance in any further endeavors you may have… also at least Aurora, Pugilis and Chrysalia were hit pretty badly, surprisingly Ignis didn’t lose much, but they have a lot of injured people.”

“I don’t think I want to be knowing how many dead Gilgamesh be leaving in his wake.” I be making the leader of the Bullet Buizels look away from me and huff. It is being that bad huh?

“No, you do not, we Pokémon may call ourselves monsters in our spirits, but that guy… that guy sounded truly monstrous.” The others in the Bullet Buizels unit shivered.

“He basically took down the remainder of an entire army after a long and harsh battle by himself.” Ocellus stated with a haunted voice. “He just… wouldn’t go down, he was still alive even after Cerebrum City sunk to the bottom and then went up in a massive explosion from all the unstable energy in the area. So much power, why did he just aim to be outright destructive with it all?”

“Yeah and it’s not exactly easy to make large psychic crystals like that unstable, I’m amazed we’re still alive.” Sanosuke stated as he passed by with two large boxes on his shoulders. He wilted slightly with a lowered head to hide his eye sunder his headband, but not because of the weight that was being on his shoulders. “Lost many good mons that day. Illusio’s hurting badly, but we’ll try to pull ourselves together, until then we’re not a kingdom in anything but spirit. I’ve got plenty of that personally, but we’ll be leaderless since I know I’m only good in war time and Kenshin certainly doesn’t want the position even if every Psychic Type around is already agreeing to look to him for solutions. We’re broken as a kingdom for the time being, but don’t let us keep you here. Seer Xatu is usually not wrong about dealing with important things like whatever is going on in Valora right now.”

I be looking to Ocellus and she be looking back at me. I turned to the Bullet Buizels.

“You’ll be setting out for Valora with us then, help us scrounge up whatever food supplies you can find for our airship. Everything else is being left to the people of Illusio to use, don’t be taking anything from them. We will be leaving in about two days.” My orders given, the Buizels nodded in understanding and quickly set off. I made my way over to Canard and Dazzle who were overlooking Jyarimon… Frizzle had lost a lot of her strength, she remembered what strength she had previously and all she need was time, food and plenty of energy to return to her true strength. Otherwise she was stuck in her smallest form for the time being. “We’re getting assistance from the Bullet Buizels, they’ll be riding with us to Valora as an attach from King Evan. I can tell he just be sending us what he can while having to worry about every that is being hurt by Gilgamesh.”

“Six more mouths to feed, but they can take care of themselves right?” Yes they could Canard, which was being quite a good thing.

“They are one of the strongest shock troop units Fontaine can field and Motochika trusted Evan to know how to field them effectively.” At least Ocellus is being on top of logistics of the things going on around here and other places. “That they are here with us makes me think Evan wants to help reinforce the Skitty Squad, but he can’t move too many Aurora units around at the moment.”

We could hardly be taking care of ourselves these last few days and it was sad to see the Sigilyph looking so lifeless and aimless. The sentinels of the city for the king, whether good or ill, no longer had a home. I be empathizing with that with Cerebrum City being destroyed to the very last pebble leaving nothing left of it.

“So where did the Red-Gil and Greenkidu be going?” Nobody be knowing that so nobody be answering me. So I tried a different question. “Alright then, do we be having any problems with moving out, aside from the obvious that we want to continue helping the people of Illusio?”

“No, so we should focus on finding out what exactly is troubling Valora before it spreads into Illusio, they are not going to fully recover for months and I doubt they can field a proper defense against anyone. If we can’t stop whatever the problem is, the least we can do is slow it down maybe a day or two with what we have or help any Steel Type locals in stopping whatever the problem is.” Ocellus be feeling it too, this place is being quite low on morale. At least the Dark Type mercenaries under Zoroark were actually willing to assist the Psychic Types in getting back on their feet, they would try to protect Illusio to the best of their abilities for the time being.

“All I be having to do right now is practicing to perform a flying slash Ocellus, I don’t know what else I can be doing aside from helping the misfortunate.” I said quietly, no even being remotely close to sending a arcing slice through the air further than an inch from the tip of my hooves or weapon. “Dodo is getting a bit restless and is being quite worried about me. Exercise is all be having at the moment.”

“You could help me by talking to Smolder yourself Shanty, she kind of needs us to get her mind off of seeing the destruction Gilgamesh caused personally.” Looking into Ocellus’s eyes, I be nodding and then set out to talk to Smolder about how Pom saved her.

Pom be making a willing sacrifice, Smolder really shouldn’t be letting that be in vain. In fact, we shouldn't be letting any sacrifice Pom makes go in vain with what that means and entails concerning her. Pom be making a choice and it be saying how important we are to her, we should be able to be at least trusted to look after ourselves somewhat.

This world was just being that terrifying that Pom couldn't last the whole fight and I barely be doing so myself.

Comments

[Darkonshadows]

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Talking? Who said the Spear would give itself away as being anything other than a lance with a strange parasol motif to it.

[Booster Spice]

Airship Mauled should be glad that Fluttershy has the Ponyville Puckwugies doing a song and dance routine, and the airship eating parasprites are being eaten the Everfree carniverous plants as fast as they can eat airships?

Fluttershy is also keeping the Utimate Riddler well and far away from Sphinx?

She is also keeping the CMC well away from Airship Mauled?

Wonder which tune Pom was singing to because I got stuck on The Fresh Prince Of Bell Air.

I wonder which is worse, Valora or Nixstorm, and what happens with splitting the party, leads to the two problems getting slapped together like two lumps of extremely happy to oblige metal?

[Akin2018]

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I think you just did, and whatever is going on Valora can't be good.

[Herald of Opera]

“Now they are just stealing our crossovers!” Pinkie stated angrily.

The comics where that happened to you claimed to be noncanon, by the way. The fact that Hollow Heart and associated characters exist makes it all even stranger.

She probably has Sir Mik with her at the moment for protection, not that she’d truly need it

Ah yes, the completely superfluous bodyguard. Definitely one of my favorite genders. (I'd put a royal guard emoji if the site had one )