Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season5
By TDR
Hearth Stone Breakers,
Prologue
[ Friendship Express, Winter. The day before Hearths Warming eve ]
“It's so excitin'! Related or not, it's gonna be a hoot havin' our families together under one roof!” Applejack grinned.
“Apples and Pies together again for the first time! Maybe. Unless we're related! Which maybe we're not. I think I just confused myself. “ Pinkie Pie offered shaking her head.
“Well statistically there's a good chance you're related still. Even if the connection I found isn't correct.” Twilight offered. “Also, thank you for inviting us along as well.”
“Shoot Twi, yer practically family already, and would be if Big Mac would do anything proper like.” Applejack glared at her brother, who now towered over her even more with his new form.
“Yah ain't one tah talk sis.” Big Mac offered back glancing over to the other side of the train car where Rahs and Sunset sat, the latter draped over the lap of the former as she fiddled with her crystal tablet. Rahs however hardly noticed as he was snoring softly his head propped up against the train window.
“Yah ken shut up Big Mac.” Applejack sulked.
“Still I'm surprised you invited us along regardless.” Spike offered. “ It's a bit weird not to be going to Canterlot for the holiday.”
“Sonly fer a few days. Sides ah thought you an yer folks didn't get along?” Applejack asked.
“There's still a few issues and topics we tend to avoid, but all in all we're doing a lot better than we were years ago.” Twilight offered.” Besides, we're immortal and they're not, I'd rather have good memories of them in the future instead of bad.”
“Ah ken understand that, ain't got much memory of my own ma and pa.” Applejack offered.
“Moren' ah got.”Applebloom sighed before Spike hugged her.
“ Yeah, yah were only a month or two old when they was taken from us.” Applejack let out a sigh. “ Damn diamond dogs. Didn't even leave us anything tah bury.”
“You seem to be getting along fairly well with Jynx though.” Sunset pointed out.
“ Yeah ah guess. She's only a bit oldern me an her own parents were killed in tha feud they had with tha Bone Hounds. So it ain't like her pack are tha ones who done it. Still hard not tah think about it round tha holidays though.”
“Woof.” Rahs added having woken up for the drama.
“Pfft. You ain't got nothing tah be sorry bout, just me gitting all melancholy over it is all.” Applejack shook her head.” Now if we ken git Sunset and Celestia tah get along we'll be set.”
“We've gotten better.” Sunset offered. “Every so often though she'll say something that reminds me and I need to leave before I'm set off. It's still a work in progress. I'm doing better than Sombra and Luna at least.”
“Yeah that's a whole nother mess.” Applejack offered. “Not tha least because he's gonna be stuck with Rarity and her parents fer tha next few days.”
“An Luna when she comes to see Sweetiebelle.” Applebloom pointed out.
The group paused to consider before shuddering.
“Changing the subject, where's Fluttershy?” Twilight asked of Pinkie.
“She's visiting her parents in Cloudsdale. She and Marble don't get along very well any way.” Pinkie Pie chimed. ” And I'm under strict orders not to go with in four hundred feet of her brother by a restraining order in six cities, including Cloudsdale.”
“What did yah do?” Applejack asked.
“Legally I'm not allowed to say.” Pinkie Pie shrugged. “But lets just say it was something not nice for his upsetting Fluttershy.”
“Given there's still a number of Changelings who run off screaming at the sight of you.” Spike pointed out.” I'll take your word for it.”
“What about Rainbow Dash?”Applebloom asked.
“She finally is taking Prince to meet her parents.” Twilight explained.
“Woof.” Rahs smirked.
“Yeah. I'd kinda wanna be a fly on tha wall fer that meeting too.” Applejack chuckled.
[Stone Field train depot]
“That is not a word Pinkie.” Twilight frowned.
“ It is now. Rooftastic, verb, as in, I'm gonna stand on the roof and yell to every pony how rooftastic this is! “ Pinkie Pie explained.
“So help me if I catch you trying to glue that into the dictionaries in Ponyville I'm gonna...” Twilight growled
“... What if our families don't like each other?” Applejack muttered looking back at the others.
“We are friends, Applejack, and after tonight, our families are gonna be friends too. Do you know what that means? Number of Apples times number of Pies is twenty four, minus my preexisting friendships plus one for Maud and you makes five from twenty four is...nineteen new friendships!” Pinkie exclaimed whipping around and glomping her sister as she appeared on the train platform behind them “MAUD!!”
Twilight frowned trying to calculate Pinkie Pie's math. Big Mac didn't even bother.
“I'm so excited to see you, Pinkie Pie. You too, Applejack. I hope you had fun sledding yesterday.” Maud stated with no hint of emotion.
“How'd you know that?” Applejack blinked.
“Isn't it obvious? There are specks of extrusive andesite on your hoof. It's a mountain rock.” Maud explained.
Oh she's good.” Granny nodded before leaning over to Applejack in a hushed tone.” Didn't ah teach yah tah wash yer hooves?”
“So how's school going?” Twilight asked.
“If you thought quartz was high on the Mohs hardness scale, wait 'til I tell you about corundum.” Maud stated.
“I missed you so much!” Pinkie squealed
Is Maud implying that there's a corundum conundrum?
Someone’s getting punted by limestone I’m sure of it
I would like to see Prince meeting Rainbow's parents given the enthusiastic (borderline suffocating) support that her parents have for her.
Edit: At the very minimum, I expect them to take out the foalhood pictures full of her every achievement as a filly.
I really want to know what it is that Zephyr Breeze did to make him the buttmonkey, he's a slacker that mooches off his parents (and later his sister) but he'd have to have done something especially egregious have both Fluttershy and Pinkie to really, really, really not like him.
Quartz is 8 exactly on the Mohs scale if I remember correctly.
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You remember that time they went to break Rahs and Angel out? Zeypher is in charge of those people.
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He founded the pony PETA group.
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Oh yeah! Wow, that was so long ago, nice memory you've got!
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Long memory? No, my memory is garbage I just remember things that are interesting.
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Oh yeah, that makes sense. Do you remember if it's this fic that had Flutters as an 'ecoterrorist' pirate or something, just for one scene where everyone thought she was at a protest?
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Its a carborundum corundum conundrum?
Then theres Holders getting Boulder?
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Yes. She, Pinkie, Maud and Tree Hugger are an ecoterrorist team, I remember that Fluttershy's codename is Heart, Maud's is Rock(or Earth, not certain) and Tre Hugger is Fire(don't know why if she likes trees), don't remember Pinkie's.
I worry for Marble's Continued Existence considering in the show how she acted around Big Mac. There is a reason why in Ponyville's Pamphlet it says to leave Big Mac Alone.
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Well, given that there's trees, and then there's "trees", and Tree Hugger seems the sort to enjoy both... You can probably see where this is going. (Blaze it?)
Is Twilight going to hatch another egg?
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Pinkie is air. And I'm fully expecting Sonata to join them soon enough, and to get the code-name 'water'. Not sure they'd be able to get a blue-painted Ted Turner even then though, although this is Pinkie...
Of course that wakes him up
...hmmm........that makes sense
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Are they going for a Captain Planet thing with that? Like, Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, and Heart?
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Dunno what your referring too
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That'd be awesome, with Sonata as 'water'.
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Check out Dragon Li Quest, back in Season 2.
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Which is why Fluttershy wants him to die a very slow and painful death.
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No, it's because Maud goes around kicking down reinforced doors, Pinkie does what Pinkie does, Fluttershy delivers heartfelt judgement(of the violent kind) and Tree Hugger burns everything down when they're done.
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pinkie's was wind, they needed a water to summon ted turner on a zip line.
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Actually, the name of the eco-terrorist group was later given as the Planeteers, so undeniably a Captain Planet reference.
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yes
I have a feeling many stones will be broke with this gathering and not just the scared boulder. There might already be a bet on who will break the most.
And we have how this is going to go epicly off the rails.
Also it's a Pie Family gathering...... is there going to be a Moon-Horse creeping around, trying to get a bit of Eldritch Coffee?
Which it's weird in itself that would be weird given how strained their relationship with their parents has been for so much of the fic.
Ah, okay yeah story remembers those bits of forced conflict.
Fun times ahead.
Also, Chryssi needs to start holding parenting seminars. Every time Celestia messes up, Chryssi gets to zap her with a taser cranked up to 'extra crispy' or spray her in the face with acid, or pap her in the head with a sledgehammer, etc...
Whatever it is, he deserved worse.
Oh.... oh damn.... ohhhhh yes, that would be one hell of an amazing meeting to see!
Well now, time to see how tossing the Sparkles and Sparky Sparky Pyro Mare into the mix liven things up!
i really hope rahs ends up with MAXIMUM FLOOF during his stay with the pies.
Hm, I wonder if Sombra will finally get told about Rarity's parents' work.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm still not entirely convinced it's not gonna snow where I'm at one more time within the week. It may be May, but I'm finding it suspicious that it only got up to 60 degrees F today. Mother Nature's gonna drop some frost on us one more time to screw with us, I just know it!
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Well I DO remember Twilight stating in one of the previous chapters from the other seasons that she would like to convince Mac to take part in a threesome, sooooo….
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Maude was definitely Earth as her code name… seeing as Fluttershy’s and Tree Hugger’s code names are also homages to the parts that make Captain Planet… they just lack a Wind and Water.
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Pinkie is wind. If Sonata ends up joining, she'll be water.
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It's as transparent as Aluminum, can be.
What’s The Deal With Transparent Aluminum? | Hackaday
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https://derpibooru.org/images/2598187?q=fluttershy%2C+implied+zephyr+breeze
Wonder what Lime and Marble will be like...
Me: "How about Pinkest Pony + chaotic hype Siren + a certain hyper niece Hypogriffon in a bundle?"
Murphy: "How about no!"
Karma: "This will be fun!"
Me: "O no..."
White: "Never before or after fucked someone up that bad"
Pinkie Pie: "That could be F-U-N!!!"
The Multi /- Universe: " Nooooooooo!
Brain: Don't think i can top that... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Me: You could try... ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
Brain: You could just move on and continue reading ʕಠᴥಠʔ
Me: But i want to leave a comment (T-T)
Brain: You just did... Also (「•-•)「 ʷʱʸ?
Me: Good job brain! Also getting closer to the 'to be continued'.
Brain: Its what i do. Don't worry there is still more and Season 6!
Me: About the chapters comment... (σ ͜ʖσ)
Brain: O by Lunas blue butt give me a break!
Me: Ok...
Brain: Finaly! Next Chapter [ಥ﹏ಥ]👍
I fully expect Fluffelpuff from somewhere to apper in the future to visit this universes Chrysalis to snuggeling up to only to dissappear later to leave everyone confused.
Seriously I can't come up with something better
All three of then are me at different years commenting...
The moment I want to write a creative comment but nothing comes up:
Same