Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season 5
By TDR
Party Phantasm,
Prologue.
[ Canterlot, end of winter.]
Cold air blew over the balcony, the breeze hardly bothered the diarch of the sun however. Winter was ending soon and it would only be a few days until winter wrap up in Canterlot started.
The last snowfall was several days ago and while there were places where the snow was piled high, much of it had already melted and joined the falls spilling down the mountain side. What was left would be taken care of with the wrap up, along with the planting and clean up of the city after the season buried under snow. The veritable army of civic workers, seasonal workers, hired by the nobles, and numerous experts were already meeting to prepare how everything would go this year.
Once everything was agreed on, which shouldn't take long due to the rules put into place after the strike of 836 ANMM, Winter Wrap Up in Canterlot would begin.
The nobles had really messed it up that year with their bickering, and the entire team had walked. It had been winter in Canterlot that year until mid August.
Of course it would have been fixed sooner had she been in charge, but due to a deal Celestia had made over a hundred years prior, the Winter Wrap Up wasn't part of any activity by the crown. It was left to the nobles to run as they saw fit. At the time it had been a good idea, as it freed up much of Celestia's rare time for other things.
In time however with how many nobles had gotten involved, it was suddenly less about cleaning up Canterlot for the spring and more about what Winter Wrap Up could do for them. It was particularly bad one year when the ones in charge demanded a large tax break for their work on Winter Wrap Up hinting that they would delay Winter Wrap Up until their demands were met. Celestia had given them what they wanted that year rather than have her ponies suffer.
When the strike happened several years later however Celestia immediately took advantage of it by levying ridiculous fines against those responsible for every week they failed to wrap up winter. They protested of course, but they themselves were the ones who put the Fines Clause in the original charter with the idea to turn it on any workers going to slow or delaying the event. They clearly never though it would be turned on them.
Celestia also secretly hired all of the workers on a retainer so they would continue their strike for as long as they could, instructing them not to back down from their demands in the slightest.
In the end, the fines made from the nobles not only paid for the tax breaks she had given them to start with, but also paid for the workers retainer, and the pay they would receive to preform the Wrap Up. That the entire city placed the blame for the failure on those in charge who had started the mess to begin with made bringing the event back under control of the Crown much easier.
Celestia had put a smaller, less pompous committee in charge and let them do their thing without any spoiled rich ponies input.
Things went much smoother after that, and she was able to remove the tax breaks she had been forced to give.
A knock on the balcony door drew her from her thoughts as a guard opened the door allowing Twilight Sparkle, and Princess Luna to come outside onto the balcony overlooking the city.
“Ahh good to see you made it Twilight.” Celestia smiled looking down at the smaller alicorn.
“Is this about the Chrysalis thing? Seriously I didn't know my parents, Cadence, and Shiny came out here too.” Twilight sighed. “I mean we couldn't even find you to do anything to be honest.”
“That is because she was hiding under our bed.” Luna snorted.
“Don't give away my hiding places Lulu.” Celestia huffed.
“Well if it's not that what is it?” Twilight questioned. “Don't tell me something else has come up? It's been pretty calm this year for once. Have you figured out the Pride part of the prophecy?”
“While I still suspect that to be this Starlight Glimmer you met last summer, no that is not what this is about.” Celestia offered. “I would like your help with something.”
“My help?” Twilight questioned.
“Really you are going to ask her that?” Luna questioned seeming more surprised than anything else.
“I am.”
“Ask me what?” Twilight frowned.
“Every few years the Yaks send a delegation to Canterlot to discuss trade and opening their borders to outsiders.” Celestia offered. ”And every time the talks fail and the Yaks head home for another few years to seal themselves away.”
“Really? What happened?” Twilight frowned.
“Various things really Yaks are rather temperamental at the best of times and they like things just so or they get mad.” Celestia offered.
“Seriously?”
“I'm afraid so, however this year may be different as Prince Rutherford has expressed an interest in meeting the mare who, to quote' Smashed stupid Centaur,' end quote. “ Celestia offered with a mock angry voice.
“Again, seriously?” Twilight doubted.
“Indeed. I figure if you agree something can be set up in your castle given you have the room. I know Ponyville's Winter Wrap Up is a few days before Canterlot's planned event this year so the timing is quite perfect as well.” Celestia offered. “All that said you are welcome to refuse and nothing will change. And even if you accept and fail to convince them it simply means nothing will change. It is not something that you can actually fail, and you have a better chance of succeeding with the Prince's interest than we would here. I am also willing to offer the stipend that usually accompanies ambassadorial hosting for the time they spend with you.”
Twilight considered for a time. ”Well I suppose I can, though I'd like all the information you have on the Yaks and their homeland.”
“Of course, you needn't even have asked for that, I will warn you we only have a few books on their culture and a few other books based on our experiences with the visiting ambassadors.” Celestia stated.” Their borders have been closed for easily six hundred years since the last time there was any trade.”
”Hmmmm. Alright, I'll help out. It's finally something sorta normal for a change. “ Twilight shrugged. ”Might be fun, I'll have to run it by the others first though.”
“Of course Twilight. Let me know if you need anything else. The delegation should be here by next Monday. That should give you time to prepare after your Winter Wrap Up.”” Celestia suggested. “Raven will be in her office now, go ask her to take you to the archive, she knows the tomes I mentioned. Good luck.”
Twilight nodded and trotted back through the doors to the balcony heading to Raven's office lost in thought.
Celestia watched her go while Luna watched her sister.
“Thou art a cruel mare.” Luna stated flatly.
“Who me?” Celestia asked, her grin spreading wider.
“Thou knows EXACTLY we mean thou.” Luna huffed.
Celestia smirked even wider before she started to giggle. ”Prince Rutherford is not going to know what hit him.”
Luna rolled her eyes as her sister fell over cackling like a mad mare.
Oh boy I remember absolutely hating how whiny the yaks were in their first episode, throwing huge temper tantrums and then having the gall to declare war on one of the strongest magical forces in the entire world. I cannot wait to watch Twiggly not put up with ANY of their crap.
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Then the marriage proposal from the Prince happens.
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Yes, that's what I figure from that "meet mare that smashed stupid centaur" line.
Oh this is gonna be fun.
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I'm more thinking it'll happen after she she smashes him for doing something stupid.
It'll probably be a multiple choice question
A) Twilight
B) Spike
C) Rahs
D) Sunset
E) Sombra
P) Pinkie
check all that apply
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F) Angel Bunny
Final Answer.
I'm surprised Twilight didn't connect the dots that there was a high likelihood of the Yaks being within Ponyville longer than one day, and thus would experience Ponyville on a Tuesday.
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There's no "all of the above" option. What gives?
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the question does say check all that apply
This should be fun!
Oh those poor, poor yaks.
Welp, this'll help with that supply of popcorn I need to get rid of before it gets to old.
Hm, I wonder if the Yaks have a thing about Moon Dogs the way the Buffalo and Zebras do?
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Prince Rutherford: “Yaks declare war on ponies!”
Pinkie Pie: “You might want to reconsider that.”
Rutherford: “Why is that?”
Sombra: “Because I removed the still beating heart of the last yak chieftain who declared war on ponies, and then fed it to him through a straw.”
Rutherford: “…”
Sombra: “and the goddess of friendship, whose castle you and your delegates trashed, is the one who defeated me.”
Pinkie Pie: “Plus you have her brothers! Her doggie brother, who is sometimes a dragon when traveling between dimensions, happens to be the god of moon dogs and witch wolves!”
Sombra: “Yak spines were the wolves favorite treats.”
Pinkie Pie: “And her scaly brother is a master strategist fire breathing dragon Demi-god! Who knows how to make bodies disappear in a puff of smoke!”
Sombra: “And reappear in front of my aunt.”
Pinkie Pie: “They don’t know need to know that Celestia bakes her enemies cakes!”
Rutherford: “Bakes cakes for enemies or bakes enemies into cakes?”
Pinkie Pie and Sombra, “Yes.”
Fare thee well, Rutherford. I barely knew ye.
Pinkie Pie: Taps?
Nah…. actually have something FAR more appropriate for the occasion :
Oh boy, this is going to be fun... Discord probably has the popcorn out already!
Wow, progress
Rutherford: "Yaks declare war on ponies!"
Twilight: "Okay." *ties up yaks in magical ropes and passes end to Rahs.*
Rutherford: "What meaning of this."
Twilight: "I'm just doing my patriotic duty of turning over a captured enemy combatant to a member of the Guard in this time of War." *points at Rahs*
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With extra butter and seasonings. And of course goofy 3-D glasses
There's really only one thing you can say to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPXr8SNKaAA
Twilight could solve two problems at once by tweaking Celestias answer to Yaks make War.
Difficult to isolate yourself when theres a cooling magama floored channel clear through the surrounding mountains, right to your front door.
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I honestly hadn't thought about that. Especially since Spike and Peewee are super pissed.
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Sunset too
Sooooooooooooo . . . Does Rahs get his first male suitor in this episode?
... This gon' be good
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Oh god why ...
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I thought the gender swap in the last chapter was fixed before the Yak Mission was rolled out?
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Well, yeah. But I thought Prince Rutherford was a male yak.
Male Moon Doggy, male Yak. Match made slightly left of Heaven.
(evil grin)
A delicious karma.
You'd think after centuries of this, the nobles would learn they can't out play her.
"We wouldn't have brutally murdered you in more and more interesting ways just to prove our point that we'd find even WORSE things to do to you if you screwed with roue new niece/nephew. We couldn't find you after all!"
See, Tia is smart!
Yaks so appreciate some good smashing.
Okay, what are to pool odds that Rutherford tries to hit on Twilight and Big Mac kicks his ass?
Time to break out the popcorn.
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That is one of the things Yona likes about Sandbar
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Well... They Yaks could all get smashed...
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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bananas?
with how this story lined up as i can say this will not be any where near throwing distance of how it was in the show and with more crazy shit and explosions
Yak get smashed this year But not with alcohol
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Only if you mix Cherrys or Strawberry with it
Is this petty revenge or nice coincidence?
Either way, Sparkle pull off the impossible!