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My doctor says I have a malformed public duty gland, and a natural deficiency in moral fiber and I am therefor excused from saving any universes today.~HGttG



This story is a sequel to Twilight Gets a Puppy, Season 4

Twilight Sparkle, her brothers, and their friends have just dealt with Tirek, saved the breezies and grown a castle out of a small treasure chest.

The Ponyville betting pool has never had bets this wild before on what the Sparkles will do next.

Still for once they would very much like a break from all the nonsense for a while. Of course the universe has other plans.

With unstable unicorns, a tree that gives missions, dating demi gods, another suitor chasing Rahs, Song Fishies return, wanted criminals, Yaks, Discord, Friendship summits, new shops, reworking spells, crossdressing, cutie- marks, time travel, concerts, feuding families, an invasion, and the edgiest unicorn mare you have ever seen, the Sparkles and their friends find there there truly is no rest for the wicked.

[ As usual I post my Slightly dirty tag here as while there is no clop or smut, it's hinted and and conversations tend to get a little filthy, also Cadence.]

Useing Ko-Fi to accept donations to get Fan art for the story. What art I have so far is also linked HERE!

TGaP now has a TV Tropes Page thanks to matt+s0101745, You can find that HERE.

TGaP also has a Wiki starter now thanks to Dragonoidsix seekers

Cover art by marking

Link to season SIX

Chapters (74)
Comments ( 4038 )

Posting FIRST comment here to avoid all the drama of last time. Sorry/ not sorry Zib.

Hail the new chapter! Let's do this!

*throws brownies in all directions and engages the cotton-candy mashine*

We are the first to recognize the new greatness that will be this season

And that is how you mess with someone. Well played Celestia.

You forgot to put discord twice hes gonna be annoyed

Nothing like deliberately making chrissy paranoid to one up there fued

(its a discords meta and would be annoyed his name was down once in the description)

One dream, one hope. One prize, one goal? :pinkiecrazy:


One golden glance of what should be
It's a kind of magic.... puns

I just randomly checked, sw in the new column, in the second newest slot, This. I need to get caught up on season 4... augh.

“You are simply mad because your choice in the game has lost a large number of points due to the fight.”Luna kept up the grin.

Are you sure... about that? Last I heard, Jynx just gained an ultra-plus-point added to her mortal status.

I like the cover art. Does it mean this season Twilight might has a better mood than the last one? Also, why does Shining's horn burnt like that?

Ah! The Seventy Sixth Rule of Acquisition!
...what? Did you really think I was going to tell you what it was? Go do your homework!


It's the scar from when he OP'd and crushed the Dreadnaught in the Crystal Empire arc. that's a permanent scar around his horn his fur is black around it.

Then strap yourself in.
It is a WILD ride.

Starlight ain't gonna know what hit her lol

“There's no trap on it, is there?” Luna sighed as Celestia burst out laughing like a mad mare.

This is the absolute best game between these two.

“Tell me your secrets, you damned rock!?!” Chrysalis screamed.

There can be only one!

Quite appropriate!

“We have also taken some of our own budget and purchased the land from the farmer that owned it at a reasonable payout. And with the Mayor's help we have registered the tree castle in the Sparkle's name.”

Nice work :trollestia:

can next season be cartoons from the 80/90s puns? there's certainly enough of them to get the material.

“Welcome to the dry spell club.”Celestia huffed. “Bitch to me when you have a few hundred years untouched.”

Not since Granny Smith's mom, eh?

“Yes and it's driving her mad trying to figure out how it's going to kill her.” Cadence frowned.

Paranoia, the gift that keeps on giving


Is it really paranoia when some one IS out to get you?

It is when you remember both you and the person out to get you are immortal. :P

In Equiestria, Life Of Brian was a very short movie about a balloon animal?

Still, Mary Poppins Approach. No wonder she got out of the country when offered, she would end up having to handle the CMC?:scootangel:

Paranoia, Fear, Confusion. Let your enemies spend all their efforts feeding themselves, and take ease in their panic?

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“The Computer is your friend. The Computer wants you to be happy. Happiness is mandatory. Failure to be happy is treason. Treason is punishable by summary execution. Have a nice daycycle!”


10653734 By the stars that game was nuts. Particularly when you have a evil DM.

Oh, geeze. Was that permanent? I missed that. (I do like how put-upon he looks in that drawing, though. )

Ahem he’s ready for another wild right

And the glorious madness continues! Yes! :rainbowlaugh:

Celestia has the best trolls. :trollestia:

Can't wait to see Jinx's, most certainly because of Rhas, dramatic reveal!

The best kind of trap to use against a paranoid person is no trap at all

Hello, old reader here. I stopped reading after NMM's return, and I'm considering picking this up again. I have a question for other readers: In seasons 2, 3, and 4, did Rahs have a meaningful impact at the climax of the plot?

Do you plan on writing about Season 9? Because I hope not.

havent even started reading yet but i love the pic shining is just like im so done with this

Getting a real gang vibe from that pic. :)

buckle up it's going to be a bumpy ride.

Oh, Celestia, you evil old mare, you . . .

1) No, that was the Gala, which he didn't go to.
2) No, he was incapacitated for most of it.
3) Yes he did.
4) He was a good portion of the reason they won the fight.

Now for the big fights at the start of the seasons:
1) Yes, albeit inadvertently.
2) There's a reason Discord doesn't mess with the Sparkles much. He's it.
3) Yes, although not him alone.
4) He didn't play much of a role here.

I'm needing to catch up myself (currently mid season 2). But Rahs is a major part of the CHAOS that is the Sparkle siblings (Move over CMC, you've got serious competition!). :pinkiehappy:

Hmm, so Namepending has already contacted Luna in the dream realm? I wonder if a wider awareness of the castle's sapience will have repercussions down the line...

As for Starlight? I almost feel sorry for her...

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